who: kade conroy. actor, asshole.
what: just a little alone time
open to: m/f/nb/idc
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Getting time to be all by himself is so rare that Kade always takes advantage of it. Even now when he knows there's probably somewhere else he's supposed to be or something else he's supposed to be doing the fact that he's alone is enough to let him forget all about it. Alone is enough to have him panting heavy, biting back little gasps. It shouldn't feel so good but it does, doesn't matter that he could easily be having someone else do this for him. Then suddenly he hears it, someone else, somewhere near and he's a little mad but not enough for him to stop.
"Fuck," he groaned. "If you're going to pretend you're not watching at least be quiet."
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to this day i still think the #1 funniest thing ofmd has ever done was to take the world's fanciest-dressed dapper lil gentleman, have him witness some sort of theatrical play one singular time and immediately put him in a massive black turtleneck
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You know there was a lot of talk about matelotage (pirate marriage) in the fandom last season and honestly I thought nothing of it. I was so sure that’s something they wouldn’t even consider alluding to.
However after watching the first season I realized there’s not much these guys are afraid of doing, so the fact that I’m sensing we could be getting a gay pirate marriage at the end of this season is absolutely insane.
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Also another thing with Ed and autism. He falls into the unstable genius trope. He's like Sherlock, man, his brain vibrates at a different frequency to everyone else. Like, that's an autistic trope, girl. As a savant myself I understand that these low needs overachievers are overrepresented when compared to other more common types of autism, but for years I've had to watch these one dementional white cishet savants who come off like huge douchebags trot across my screen and have all their problems written off as not being that important because they're very good at crime solving or being a doctor or making some very cool invention or whatever. And now I finally get one who's not a white cishet, I finally get one who experiences loneliness because no one understands him, I finally get one who experiences problems that he can't easily solve by being very good at the thing that he's good at, not only that but he experiences problems relating to the fact that he operates on a certain level of honesty and he sort of expects other people to do the same. And I'm not supposed to take the W here? And he's the lead in a ROM COM??? A character trope that usually gets treated as being an island and not needing anyone to the detriment of real people like them is getting applied to the lead in a ROMANTIC COMEDY??? Where he gets to FALL IN LOVE??? Where he gets to be DESIRED??? Where it's not all about how very good at the thing he is and instead it gets to be about his EMOTIONS???
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"And yet the fandom conveniently forgets about this because he's the protagonist"
I mean yes. Exactly. Because he's the protagonist.
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