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unamusedyams · 1 year
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thoughts on edgeworth.
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insidilust · 2 months
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warming a puppys hole on my cock because hes whining about feeling cold and empty.
making sure his insides are incubated with my sticky cum and kept that way all day; no leaking. every so often when the threat of sleep starts to loosen him id thrust to hear his soft startled yelps and whimpers as he jolts awake, then I remind him he has to keep his clenching little pup hole snug around me or itll get cold again.
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bunnygirllover45 · 4 months
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In regards to the Love Cat post, what is the boi’s name?
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His name is Johann. He's kinda my sona but also not, I just use him to represent my tastes and uh... fetishes, that's it. Also, his design is based on how I look irl, so that's why he's such a basic bitch. Don't worry though, I'm not such a deranged guy irl; I go to university he's a fucking neet.
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detectivechandler · 1 month
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I get the vibe that Joe is one of those people who checks google maps to see the parking situation like 24 hours in advance before visiting a new area (if possible)
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evren-sadwrn · 2 months
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been seeing some people hate on the marquis de gramont for being even slightly feminine and it always sends me into whiplash because im so used to wickblr that i forget cishet homophobic men also make up the john wick community
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jestiric · 5 months
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i really cant take hannibal seriously as a show when there are Serious Intense Scenes like this:
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dodgebolts · 4 months
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sapnap uploaded during my rank-up game and he gave me all his luck bc I double ranked thanks king 🫶🫶🫶 now I get to watch a cute video over dinner
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necronatural · 8 months
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furry that can never join my brothers because i'm specifically interested in humanoids with beastial traits and i despise the look of snouts and large beaks i think it's so foul and unappealing. stop breaking the beautiful silhouette of the human head
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FLAT FUCK FURRY
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charlemane · 10 months
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i do recognize that "Good" queer representation is important and worthwhile and has a crucial place in modern media, and i would love for there to be more of it. but at the same time no amount of good communication, healthy relationships, and overtly stated identities among fictional characters will EVER top the emotional high of spectating whatever the fuck philip marlowe had going on
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bisexualgoth · 2 months
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listen ok. listen. as far as I'm concerned the "po" in poland stands for "political oikophobia" but. the second i hear someone, esp brits or usamericans, talk badly abt this place the spirit of every socialist who ever died for polish independence enters my body and fills me with the desire to kill
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moe-broey · 3 months
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hhawkeye · 1 year
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always baffled when transmascs of a certain age are like "idk how to tie a tie bc i didnt grow up as A Boy" bc 1. i learned to tie a tie when i was like 7 just bc it was part of school uniform and 2. did you never have an emo phase ?????
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fantasy-costco · 1 year
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I saw a post about people using ai to chat with characters and I was like yeah I'll bite. What the fuck is this? And then the Phoenix Wright ai bot offered me 17 dollars an hour to be his legal assistant. Fucking incredible.
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detectivechandler · 9 months
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joe: oh sorry. i can't come to your party. i have big plans. thank you for the invite though.
joe: spends the night cleaning
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judasisgayriot · 10 months
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me and Han started a running joke abt how any time anyone references there being a metaphorical wall they need to break through, they ‘just haven’t forgiven sylar yet’ due to our exaggerated anger about the ‘peter has to forgive sylar to escape the wall’ plot in heroes (comedically exaggerated, but tbh I am still mad about it lmao)
so when we listened to speak now tonight in ‘the story of us’ where it says ‘so many walls up, I can’t break through’ Han was like ‘taylor just hasn’t forgiven sylar yet’ and then way later in ‘long live’ at ‘the walls we crashed through’ we were like ‘oh I guess she finally forgave sylar’ asdfdggkhlklkl
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if mishima becomes the contrarian favorite a la nabokov I'm gonna kill myself during a hostage situation at a police station or something
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