#weilongfu is weird

[weilongfu]

What's the point of having the Sarawat and Tine nendoroids if you can't put the heads on other dolls and dress them up like they're going on a date?

#weilongfu is weird #nendoroid #2gether #sarawatine

[florbexter]

BL Drama Asks

I was tagged by @pharawee ~ thank you ❤️

1. If you had to watch one drama forever what would it be?

Oh wow okay, right into the serious questions I see. I cannot really decide between Blueming and Long Time No See :D At this point most likely Blueming. It was such a great experience to be able to binge-watch it, which I contribute to me liking it so much.

I already rewatch it regularly so it wouldn’t be that hard to watch it forever :D

2. If you could change the ending of a drama which one would it be?

H3 Make our days count. That’s the first that pops up in my mind. It was such an unnecessary cruel ending. There are other bl dramas that I would have liked to have a more elaborated ending like Trapped (#freeTangYi), but all in all when I think about the dramas I love they all have a ending I’m satisfied with.

There are of course dramas that ended open for some cp’s I adored with the hint of a second season and that second season never came, but I get over that pretty quickly.

3. Name your favourite drama and tell who your favourite character is.

I don’t have a favourite drama tbh. There is a top ten in my head that changes sometimes and those are comfort dramas that I rewatch often. I love them for various of reasons and I couldn’t pick one to be my all-time favourite.

My favourite character for a long time was Shao Fei from Trapped. I adore characters that are inherently kind e.g. Adachi, but have a bit of an unhinged side to them :D

4. Name a drama that you dropped within the first few episodes - we all have at least one!

The Tuxedo, Check out, Unforgotten Night the list goes on :D I sometimes wish I could trash watch but I am just not build like that ^^°

5. Name a popular drama you never watched and why.

Huh. I don’t really know how popular bl dramas are while they air because on tumblr I sometimes have the feeling only me and eight other people are watching a drama that is widely talked more on twitter or other platforms so...

I put off watching I told sunset about you for the longest time and I had the feeling I didn’t really missed out. I just couldn’t get into it.

Oh also a lot of the gmmtv dramas I guess. Never watched Not Me or Theory of Love. 

6. Name a drama you regret watching.

My Dream. What a fever dream of a clusterfuck that series was XD But mostly I drop dramas quickly if I don’t like them so I guess I don’t get to the regret part :D

7. Name a drama you thought you would never watch but did and did you end up liking it?

What Zabb Man. I don’t know the name was so... weird in my mind XD it sounded like a dude-bro thing and I really disliked Gen Y and dropped that pretty quickly so I didn’t trust Star Hunter Entertainment no more :D But I gave it a shot when I was sick and it was good and cute and Athip and Poon have my heart.

 8. Name a pairing you want to see?

Oh that’s not something I have an opinion on. I think as actors they will and should act with whomever they get casted on or would want to act with. In general I think the whole real life actor cp thing is kinda weird and limits them a lot.

I get that people talk about chemistry between actos and what they mean with it but... if you are an actor you should be able to create chemistry with everyone especially when you act most often in romance dramas no matter if it’s queer or not.

9. Name a pairing you didn’t think had chemistry?

Whatever is going on in Unforgotten Night.

10. Name a pairing you have seen in another drama that you like?

Every pairing in Sense8

I’m going to tag: @ctl-yuejie @weilongfu @fck-inspector-m if you haven’t been tagged already and everyone else who wants to play along ^-^

#tag game #ask game #bl drama asks

[thewickling]

Wait, What, Excuse Me MXTX what is this Timeline?

@weilongfu told me to just do it and share the weird time contradictions and paradoxes if you tried to accept the statements as fact. Well, share the ones I've found so far anyway.

At Dafan Mt., Jin Ling is described as "turning fifteen this year" (Arrogance, Part Two) and about a week later Wei Wuxian says he is "a boy of fifteen or sixteen" (Contentment, Part Four). On top of that, we know Jin Ling was born thirteen years ago because within a month Wei Wuxian killed his dead (Nightfall, Part One).

Xue Yang is already Lanling sect member at the banquet celebrating the end of the war (Guile, Part Four) at least 15 which is a few years before Wei Wuxian dies. He still to be younger (Dew, Part Three) than Xiao Xingchen who is 17 when he leaves the mountain (Dew, Part Two).

If we count the extras, in Villainous Friends, Xue Yang meets Xiao Xingchen 13 years ago, but Xiao Xingchen only left the mountain 12 years ago (Dew, Part Two).

The Yueyang Chang Massacre happened "ten years ago" (Dew, Part Two) and Jin Guangyao died eleven years ago (Loyalty, Part Seven). Jin Guanyao somehow dies before an event he enables.

According to Refinement Part One, Jin Guangyao is younger than Mo Xuanyu and/or Jin Guangshan disowned Mo Xuanyu before this death: "LianFang-Zun was the current leader of the LanlingJin Sect—Jin GuangYao, the only illegitimate son whom Jin GuangShan approved of. He was Jin Ling’s youngest uncle, being half-blooded brothers with both Jin Ling’s father, Jin ZiXuan, and Mo XuanYu". Considering that JGY was at minimum 14 during the Sunshot Campaign and Mo Xuanyu was taken in at 14 after Jin Zixuan died - yeah no. 

Discussion Conference must occur the year following the Disciple Exchange at Gusu  when Wei Wuxian is fifteen (Allure, Part Three) and the year prior to the start of the indoctorination at Qishan (Courage, Part One). By the time Jiang Cheng is rescued, it must have occured in the following two years prior to that when they are still seventeen (Poisons, Part Four). As the rescue occurs a day and a half after Jiang Cheng is stated to be seventeen, all four conditions can’t be fulfilled so I’m ignoring the last one.

#MDZS #wick talks #I probably forgot a weird one I found but these are the weirdnesses I recall of the top of my head

[audoldends]

King’s Avatar is amazing

SO if you’ve followed along with my screaming for the past couple days first, thanks that must’ve been really annoying, second, I’ve decided to condense and organize my thoughts on The King’s Avatar because I realized about half way that I’ve been thinking of everyone in terms of dogs and screaming so....

FIRST story, A+ amazing incredible. Found family out the wazoo with a solid and surprisingly believable esports plot. Like I was seriously impressed by the amount of detail put into the game itself and not just in terms of the cgi, cool down times, icons, hp bars, there are so many little details on the set of the game I’m blown away by that alone. The plot is solid with some really great pacing. Even when nothing is technically happening progress is always being made at least on a character level. Everything always felt super grounded. Like apart from the ridiculously large buildings for esports training nothing felt insanely implausible. Ye Xiu was strong but not OP ridiculous you are already dead strong which just made everything even better because I could definitely see something like this happening is Overwatch or League.

SECOND music and cinematography. My god was this amazing!!! There’s this really specific track that plays during battles and that I just can’t fucking get enough of! Everything is integrated so well and the shots are just so fucking nice to look at!! They also fully took advantage of the cgi to create some really great shots in game while still making it feel like a video game. 10/10

THIRD AND THE BEST PART characters. The characters are the heart and SOUL of this series and my god are they done well. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE is given some sort of empathetic pull. Everyone feels so real and human. There’s no weird unnecessary hatred between the top players it’s all mutual respect and friendship. People who have known each other for years FEEL LIKE THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR YEARS!!! There empathy and sympathy and everyone makes choices for a reason and those reasons are always so grounded you can believe every single one of them.

Earlier I said I’d ended up think of the characters as dogs because I just kept going “he’s like a puppy!” Every time someone new was introduced. With a few NOTABLE exceptions, behold the dogs of King’s avatar.

Ye Xiu: scheming puppy useless outside of video games

Qiao Yifan: PUPPY BABY BEST BOY!!!

Tang Ruo: sulky puppy who thinks it’s bigger than it is but is still pretty big. Definitely a lesbian

Chen Guo: an excitable puppy who can’t always remember what to do but goddamn is she willing to try. Tang Ruo’s girlfriend

Bao Zi: not a single brain cell in sight. The dumbest dog you’ve ever seen, the kind that runs into walls because he can’t figure out how to stop when chasing a ball

Luo Ji: the smartest puppy. Math puppy who is the softest lil bean. Needs love always.

Wei Chen: old dog that barks way to loud but knows how to play super well, even if he does need to take super long naps afterwards

An Wenyi: a puppy who just needs love to turn into a pile of happy goo. Occasionally lashes out but always comes back looking for friends.

Wu Chen: a good boy even if he does occasionally break stuff. Always ready to be a good boy, a helpful boy, soft dad dog

Mo Fan: a cat who wandered into a house of dogs

Haung Shaotian: yippy loud barking puppy whom a love with my whole ENTIRE HEART AND SOUL

Yu Wenzhou: scary smiling boy

Han Wenqing: big scary boy

Zhang Xinjie: schemey boy who is not afraid of the big scary boy

Su Mucheng: the smartest, prettiest girl

Chen Yehui: rat bastard boy

Tao Xuan: rat bastard man

Sun Xiang: chihuahua who barks a lot and thinks it’s a big dog. Toll angry who experiences SO MUCH GROWTH

Qiu Fei: a puppy who keeps tripping on his own two feet as he runs to be a vicious attack dog. Smoll angry who accidentally befriended a toll angry and doesn’t know what to do with it

Qiao Shiqin: a respectful schemey boy who somehow adopted a toll angry boy and is a proud dad of his growth

Blue river: dumb baby who keeps getting lead in circles

Gao Yingjie: definitely in love with Yifan

Wang Jiexie: not a bastard as originally thought

Little moon moon: the og fan whom we must support otherwise the dumb dog would fall down the stairs in an attempt to bark at the door

Ye Qiu: gullible boy who just wants his id back and for his brother to let their parents bother HIM for a change.

I know I’m probably forgetting people but these are the big ones. I could scream about them individually and maybe I will but not here.

Tl:dr Kong’s Avatar is an amazing show and @weilongfu should expect my letter from courts for compensation for emotional damage soon.

#king’s avatar #the king’s avatar #cdrama #i need a season 2

[emisfritish]

𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝚃𝚘𝚙 5 𝙱𝙻 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚜/𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 5 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍

Rules : Jot down your top 5 BL Dramas/Series that have made their way to your heart and five honorable mentions you would recommend to newcomers. Tag ten users you think would like this game. 

So I’m super late into doing this, but I figured it would be fun ! So thank you @ohbabycupcakes​ for tagging me ! Also you would think this would have been hard for me, but I actually love making lists like the crazy person I am, so my TOP 10 has been ready for a while ;p 

Top 5 BL dramas

Okay fair warning, these won’t be in order because picking 10 was already kind of difficult when I first made the list, you can’t ask more of me !

1. Until We Meet Again

To the surprise of absolutely no one that follows me, this masterpiece had to make it into the list. It had it all : Amazing plot, a perfect ship, brilliant acting, enjoyable side pairings, great secondary characters, positive female characters. This show really took me by surprise with how much I ended up loving it, and I absolutely adored every single episode. It makes you feel every so many different emotions and although I get how some people thought it was a little too long, each and every episode flew by for me. 

2. Theory of Love

I’ve loved OffGun since Puppy Honey, and it was so amazing to see them again in this brilliantly written drama. Gun always takes my breath away with his acting, and this show was no exception to that. Off also brought his A Game and I loved the evolution of their relationship throughout the show. I absolutely loved the fact that this BL was filled with references to so many movies and thought its production was amazing. I loved the entire gang of friends, and it’s honestly one of the only Thai BLs that has managed to blindside me with a pairing that I ended up loving to, so kuddos to them !

3. Great Men Academy

This one had to make the list because GMA is truly one of the shows I adored this year. The acting is amazing, I absolutely love both leads and the main couple, and I just found myself thoughroughly enjoying myself throughout all 8 episodes of the show. It’s another show where you go through so many different emotions, so many of the characters are amazing, and I loved the way they developped not only the relationship between the two leads but other types of relationships like sibbling relationships and friendships. If you haven’t watched GMA yet ? Go do yourself a favour and watch it now ;) 

4. Sotus / Sotus S

I know this one can be a little bit of a controversial choice today, but Sotus / Sotus S (I know, I’m even one of the weird ones that loved Sotus S!) were the first BLs I watched, and for that they will always have a special place in my heart. Those shows aren’t perfect, but Sotus is so damn addictive, I absolutely adored Kongpop, and it’s one of those shows that I binged in two days because I needed to see more NOW. Had it not been my first, I’m not sure it would have been part of my top 5, but as of today it’s still a classic in the genre and the show I can go back to whenever I want a pick me up. 

5. HIStory : Make Our Days Count

I really hesitated on which HIStory show to add to my list because they are honestly so many I adore, but because of my love for Yu XI Gu, this one had to be it. In spite of the awful ending (that I shall go back to pretending doesn’t exist right after this post ;)), the rest of the drama is amazing and the development of the relationship between the two leads is amazing. This drama made me go through so many different emotions and is yet another one that genuinely managed to surprise me several times throughout the show (including that time they wrote awful episodes that made no sense to end the show). I loved all of this drama as much as I hated its ending (and again if you follow me, you know that was A LOT), and because this main couple owned my heart, because the show had a great secondary pairing too, because of their band of lovable idiot friends, this show remains in my Top 5, and I would strongly recommend it !

5 honorable mentions 

1. Love by Chance - Although I didn’t love everything about this show, both AePete and TinCan stole a bit of my heart and it’s one of those shows that I just couldn’t stop watching. I got so emotional when the announcement for a season 2 came, and I would strongly recommend it to anyone. 

2. HIStory 2 - Crossing the Line - This show is honestly one of my absolute favourite ones, and so much of it is perfect. This show is truly flawlessly written and is a must for anyone that hasn’t seen it before. The only reason it’s not higher up on my list is because the number of episodes didn’t allow them to develop some of the characters as much as I would have liked, and in spite of this it remains one of the show that I would gladly watch again and again. 

3. Dark Blue Kiss - This show is another one that isn’t perfect, but that I ended up loving anyway. PeteKao are everything (and I’m a sucker for established relationships), MorkSun were amazing, the production, costumes and cinematography of the show were amazing and TayNew managed to suck me in like always. 

4. He’s Coming to Me - Yet another show with Acting King Singto, need I say more ? Seriously though, this show has it all. An amazing cast, a great plot, a lovable group of friends, so many important scenes, and is another one that will rip your heart out and make you laugh out loud in the span of an episode. 

5. HIStory 3 - Trapped - YES I am going to go with another HIStory, you can’t stop me ;p ! Seriously, this is the show where I was literally counting the minutes until a new ep would come out. Shao Fei is amazing, the show is so damn addictive with a great plot, both couples (the main one and the side couple) are amazing and it’s a show I loved from start to finish. In spite of its dark theme, it was super funny and I would take a sequel or a movie instantly. 

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I love reading other people’s opinions on BLs, so I’ll tag : @bl-fan​ @gmmtvmother​ @yihwas​ @princessoftheshadows​ @pallyson​ @earthfluke​ @lookattheredredchangesinthesky​ @weilongfu​ @iplann​ and whoever else wants to do it ! 

Don’t forget to go and follow the amazing gifmakers that made all of the ones in this post, and to reblog all of their work, and I can’t wait to read your opinions =)  

#bl shows #tag game #until we meet again the series #theory of love #great men academy #sotus #history 3 : make our days count #sotus s #history 2 : crossing the line #history 3 : trapped #he's coming to me #dark blue kiss #love by chance

[lazygeisha]

A Little Less Conversation. Perfect.

@weilongfu and @andwebegin, this is what I have, will probably never finish and wasn’t going to post anyway. I dunno, I think I’ve lost my mind. @somewhatavidreader read all of this before - I haven’t corrected anything you suggested yet, I am still so grateful you read it 💗, I’m just brain dead. @fkyb read this when it was RAW RAW RAW, not that this is better, but whatever. It’s not finished. I know how it’s supposed to finish, I can see it. but I just can’t get it done. As in get it from my head to the keys, the tone keeps changing on me.

Chu Shu Zhi liked being Guo Chang Cheng’s boyfriend, liked it so much it was perilously close to being called ‘love’. He’d been in a couple of relationships in the past, nothing that ever felt like this, never where he’d been content to finish the night the way his dates now ended. At the beginning of their romance he definitely loved the shared glances, the soft touches, the heady feel of spending all night only kissing and touching. Gradually, though, he’d wanted to take their relationship further, sharing more satisfaction than mind blowing-kisses and exploring hands gave them. And conversation. God, they had a lot of conversation, not that he minded conversation, conversation was great; he’d learned about his K-pop addiction, which drama actor were his favourites, who were his celebrity crushes (and that one he wished he could un-know), how he preferred cats over dogs. It’s only that… He wanted to bite Xiao Guo, taste his skin, run his tongue over every inch of him those loose clothes covered. Wanted to feel himself enveloped in his heat and tightness, wanted to worship at the altar of Guo Chang Cheng. Simply… wanted. Period. And he knew exactly what the obstacle was: his boyfriend. Well, more precisely, what was inside his boyfriend’s head.

Over one dinner, Chang Cheng told him about his first crush, how he’d mocked his ‘scrawny, puny’ body in gym class. “I guess he had a point. I mean, I’m not athletic, like you or him, not built to save a world or anything. I completely understand why he wouldn’t have been interested in me. I mean, who would…” He’d absently pulled his sweater closer over his chest as if attempting to camouflage his body from view. Shu Zhi wanted nothing more at that moment than to track down Xiao Guo’s school crush and destroy him. Since that wasn’t an option, he’d merely raised an eyebrow at the phrase ‘who would’ and pointed a finger at himself. “Me?” There was something like sadness colouring the sigh that escaped his boyfriend, along with an uncertain “Yeah…” Needless to say, the night, and several more after that one, had ended with no more than kisses.

Plan forming in his head, he had no intention of letting the person he cared for most in the world do this to himself, to them, any longer.

~~~

Guo Chang Cheng knew he was on dating on borrowed time. Either way, he was one hundred percent sure his relationship would be ending; whether Chu Ge would dump him because he was tired of solely kisses, or that his boyfriend would be disappointed with what he found when his clothes were off, it would still end. And it would hurt so much more than almost anything else he had ever experienced in his whole life except the death of his parents. It would be the death of his soul, of all the little fantasies he had of their future. Because he wasn’t enough. Again.

When he closed his eyes and thought about what might happen if they’d go that far, he could almost see the look of distaste on Chu Ge’s face; probably similar to the one the boy he’d liked had when he’d seen him in his swim trunks. “Scrawny, puny weakling.” It had hurt when he’d heard it all those years ago, it would shatter him to pieces now.

Worse would be kindness, his Chu Ge being kind to him through his dissatisfaction, trying to fake pleasure and attraction. It had been some weird sort of relief when he’d told him about that gym class, like now they both knew that he knew he wasn’t sexually attractive. So that ‘me?’ comment hurt a little more than maybe it should have, given him a taste of the feeling that would devastate him if he were kind. God, he hated thinking like this, maybe he needed a cookie. A cookie and some time with kittens.

~~~

He was on his fourth cookie - a chocolate chip peanut butter coconut cookie that shouldn’t have tasted good but really, really did – playing with three of the kittens currently working in the café when the text came.

<3ChuGe<3: Tonight, 6pm, my place, dinner. Ok? *heart emoji* <3ChuGe<3: Please?

Here it comes, the ‘thank you and goodbye’ talk. He nearly sent back a message saying he was busy, but what could he possibly have been busy with? He’d know it was a lie, and really it was probably best to get it over with so he could go home and die in the shower, then go to work the next day as if nothing had happened. Sucking it up, he texted back:

 Yep. See you then!

A couple of seconds later, another text:

<3ChuGe<3: What’s wrong?

Frustrated, he texted back

Nothing. Everything is fine.

Thus began what could only be described as a ‘polite argument’ through texts.

<3ChuGe<3: Everything is *not* fine, what’s wrong? You’re at the cat café eating cookies again, aren’t you? Xiao Guo: Yes, but everything is fine. <3ChuGe<3: Now I know everything is not fine because 1) you didn’t send back an emoji and you emoji EVERY text 2) You only go to the café alone when you’re upset. TELL ME. Xiao Guo: Nothing is wrong. I’m fine. I wanted a cookie and a cuddle. <3ChuGe<3: I would have cuddled you I keep cookies in my desk now. For you. Come here and I’ll cuddle and cookie you.

Reading the last text, the pressure in his chest receded somewhat. His boyfriend wouldn’t have offered him his precious stock of cookies and affection if he were going to break it off with him tonight. That would be cruel, right? He wasn’t cruel, he wouldn’t be in love someone cruel. Totally, completely and insecurely in love with not-cruel Chu Shu Zhi.

He sent a final text:

*heart eyes emoji* I’ll see you tonight for dinner. *heart emoji* *heart emoji* *heart emoji* I’m really fine. *blowing kiss emoji* I have kittens to cuddle. *pusheen heart emoji*

He wasn’t all surprised to receive an answer a minute later.

<3ChuGe<3: I call overuse of emojis. *laugh emoji* See you tonight. *heart emoji* *heart emoji* *heart emoji*

~~~

The door opened in the middle of Guo’s second knock, the hand poised to rap again snatched to pull him inside. Chu Ge’s warm, gentle smile was enhanced by the soft glow of candlelight lighting the apartment; so many candles were lit, he'd have suspected a power failure if he hadn't seen the hall light working perfectly. His boyfriend’s outfit was different than the usual clothing he wore; snugger if that were possible, the not-quite-buttoned button up shirt showing off more of his chest than the normal tank top.

“Hi.” The word was spoken softly, seductively, prequel to a lingering kiss which left them both a little dazed, despite several months of dating and innumerable kisses. “Mmmm.. Are you hungry?” When it was spoken in a provocative growl against his lips, it felt like there was more to that question than was asked, the breathy “uh huh” an answer to the underlying question.

“Confess, how many cookies did you eat?” Chu seemed to enjoy the flush creeping over his boyfriend’s face. “Two.” When the silence lingered, he sighed and admitted, “Five.” Guo Chang Cheng found himself pulled into an affectionate hug, a joy-filled kiss pressed to his hair with words that sounded very much like “God, I love you” said so quietly he almost missed them. Startled, he pulled back enough to search Chu Ge’s face for any sign of sarcasm or joking. All he found was a pair of mocha eyes gazing back at him with adoration, sort of goofy tilt to his expressive lips. “Yeah, I do”, a hint of surprise in his voice.

~~~

He’d not meant to confess, he didn’t realise he’d slipped into love until his boyfriend tried to lie, badly, about his cookie intake. He’d never felt love for anyone before except his brother, hadn’t ever had the intensity of feeling like this, the urge to protect, to possess someone entirely, to make someone else happy no matter what it took to do it. There was something in Guo Chang Cheng that triggered a homing instinct in his soul, that instant he knew without hesitation that there would never be anyone more perfect for him, never be anyone who with a simple glance of those cinnamon eyes could reduce him to a mass of quivering want. He knew that his words were unexpected when disbelief shown on his boyfriend’s face, in a way that slightly hurt. He’d tried so hard to show him that he was loved, cared for, and yet he hadn’t seen it. Had fled to his safe, happy place to eat cookies and play with kittens, alone. “So, next time you’re hurt, come to me. Or take me with you. I like cookies and kittens too. But I love you.”

Xiao Guo moved his mouth to reply, nothing came out. Those gorgeous cinnamon eyes glittered with tears, some of which overflowed and slid down his face. Shu Zhi cupped his jaw with careful hands, brushing his thumbs to wipe away the moisture before pulling him in for another kiss. After a moment, he felt more than heard “I love you too” against his lips and hands slide up to pull him deeper. Tongues teased languidly as if they had all the time in the world, small sounds of passion slipped out and echoed in the apartment, caresses exchanged; all of this wasn’t new, now, however, there was deeper emotion behind it.

Before it got out of hand, he kissed his way along his boyfriend's jawline to lightly lick his ear. “I promised I’d feed you, so we need to stop.” Snorting at Xiao Guo’s grumble of dissatisfaction, he stepped out of his arms to pull him towards the sofa. “Luckily you’ve eaten five cookies so you won’t be starving. This isn’t actually really dinner, more of a demonstration.” He picked up a black piece of cloth off the sofa and held it up. “You need to wear this over your eyes.” Those cinnamon coloured eyes widened in outright shock. “Um, what?” Chu repeated himself. “You. Need. To. Wear. This. Trust me, okay?” He cajoled, “Please?” when Chang Cheng paused, then given a hesitant nod of the head.

He removed the ever-present shoulder bag, dropped it next to the sofa and turned him around. “Let me know if it’s too tight. I don’t want you to be able to see, okay?” Slipping the cloth over his eyes, he tied a firm knot. “Good?” A quick nod in response. “Okay, sit here for a moment, don’t touch the blindfold.” Chang Cheng was gently placed on the floor, back to the sofa. “I’ll be right back.”

~~~

He heard Chu Ge move off to do whatever, feeling a little weird with a black cloth covering half his face. Tonight was both wonderful and slightly strange. He was still buzzing with the confession, nerves thrumming with both the aftereffects of the kiss and the fact that he was sitting on the floor in literal blind trust while his boyfriend prepared him for something. All of that overlaid with a feeling of being home, wanted. Maybe he could finally work up the courage to take his clothes off.

The sound of returning footsteps alerted him to whatever was going to happen next, the thunk of plates being placed on the low table in front of him sounding louder in the silent room than it should.

“Okay, scootch up a bit.” Hands pushed him a little forward, he felt Chu Ge slip in and sit behind him, his legs bracketing his own body. “Comfy?” Comfy? Try turned on? Excited? Nervous? “Um.. yeah.”

Whispers in his ear, accompanied by the touch of a bristly chin sent shivers over his skin. “Good. Now, taste this.” He felt something cool and damp against his lips, scented lightly like peach. He opened them up to let his boyfriend slip it in, feeling a thumb brush against his closed lips. “Chew and swallow, please.” The finger continued to caress his lips as he did as requested. “Try this.” Another cool, moist piece of peach was placed in his mouth, this one more fragrant, again asked to chew and swallow. “Which one was better, Xiao Guo? First or second?”

Trying to speak was proving difficult. “Um, the second one. It was sweeter.” He felt arms come around him and hug him quickly. “Good, good. Now try this.” A small, round object was placed against his lips. “Open.” Blueberry. Again another round object was placed against his lips, smaller this time, again was requested to taste it. “Which one did you like more? One or two?” Chu Ge seemed very happy that his answer was two, it earned him a kiss on the temple.

And so it went for the next few minutes; asparagus, shrimp, strawberries, raspberries. Each time a request for Xiao Guo to tell him which tasted better, each time a reward for the ‘right’ answer. Finally, the blindfold was removed and Chang Cheng blinked against the soft candlelight, re-accustoming his eyes to the light. In front of him on the low table were all the things he’d sampled, two of each kind, one larger than the other. He turned questioning eyes on his boyfriend, saw a slow smile steal across his lips. “Every single time, Xiao Guo, you chose the smaller one. You said the smaller one tasted better. Do you understand now that bigger isn’t always better?” Chu Shi Zhi stood up, pulled him to his feet, wrapped his arms around his boyfriend, mocha eyes gazing into cinnamon ones. “Smaller things are as good, if not often better, love, than larger things. That idiot in gym class couldn’t appreciate you for you. It sucks for him and I’m sorry he hurt you, but I’m happy for me that I grabbed you and he didn’t.”

Xiao Guo gave up even trying to hold back the tears. Unable to express his overwhelming emotions, he simply clung to his boyfriend like he was the only thing keeping him alive and let them flow. Soothing hands swept up and down his spine, calming, reassuring; utterances of love and comfort washing over him, easing the storm. Finally, he relaxed against Chu Ge, mumbling quiet apologies into his shoulder. “I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to turn into a mess.”

He felt a small kiss on his forehead. “It’s fine, don’t be upset. You know I had an ulterior motive for this, right?” His boyfriend wiggled his eyebrows in what was supposed to be a provocative way. “Ugh, please don’t do that, you look like Chief Zhao when you do that and it kinda kills the mood.” He did not want to think about his boss when he was contemplating getting naked with his boyfriend.

“Oh, god, sorry, no!”

Xiao Guo tightened his arms around his Chu Ge, now definitely his Chu Ge, hitched up onto his body and wrapped his legs around an apparently surprised boyfriend. He felt hands on his bottom, supporting his weight and maybe copping a bit of a feel. “There is one thing, though, that being bigger is much better at than being small…” As he breathed the words his lips caressed Shu Zhi’s ear. “You can carry me into the bedroom so much easier than I can carry you.”

~~~

It wouldn't surprise him if his heart’d stopped. He turned to examine Chang Cheng’s face for signs of hesitation, reluctance or anything that would have prevented him from going further. “Are you sure? Because we don’t have to…” He sighed and closed his eyes, seeking the right way to say what he felt. “This wasn’t about me wanting to get into your pants.” At a quirk of an eyebrow, he blushed a bit and admitted, “Okay, maybe a little.” He swooped in for a quick kiss. “I need you to be aware though, that it’s you, I want to be with you because it’s you. How you look, or think you look, isn’t important. But, by the way, you're really stunning, just so you know.” Another quick kiss. “Don’t let some ass’s opinion from all those years ago stay in your head, make you think that you’re not good enough. I may be your first relationship, but for me you’re the relationship, do you understand? There is no one else I would ever want, you fill all my empty spaces.”

His heart was clearly working because it twisted when he caught the watery smile of utter joy on his boyfriend’s face, provoking protective urges more than romantic ones. “Please stop crying or I may start? Please?” He kissed the top of Xiao Guo’s head. “I’m not sure whether to take you to the bedroom or take you home.” He let out a long sigh. “I’ll take you ho-”

“Bedroom. Please?” There was a firmness, a certainty he hadn’t heard before when he spoke.

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, as sure as I’ll ever be for something I’ve never done.” A warm face buried itself in the space between his shoulder and neck as if to hide, unexpected tiny kisses pressed to Chu’s skin.

He carried him slowly to the bedroom, his lips explored the exposed surface of Chang Cheng's throat, soothing the small bites he left with flicks of his tongue. If his boyfriend kept arching against him like that and whimpering, though, this wouldn’t last long.

In the moonlit bedroom, as Xiao Guo slid down off his waist he held him close so he could find balance. His face was flushed, either with embarrassment or excitement, Chu wasn’t sure. “You okay? Do you want to stop?” His boyfriend’s head shook slightly, “No. I just… I don’t know what to do.” The scarlet flush crept higher.

“You don’t have to do anything, Xiao Guo. Relax and everything will flow, I promise.” He brushed soft hands over his jawline, nibbling the smooth skin behind his ear. “I’ve been wanting to worship you for weeks, let me?”

~~~

His ability to think crashed and burned. “You want to worship me?” In his whole existence no one had ever wanted to do anything that was remotely like worshiping him. The nibbling continued, leaving trails of sparks, tantalizing. “MMMhmmm.” Teeth nipping his earlobe, fingers skimming his skin, all he could seem to do is feel at this point. “I have been yearning to worship you for weeks. It’s been so hard,” his boyfriend teased his arousal against a hip, “no pun intended, to stop at only kissing you.” Hands slid down his back, over his bottom, pulling him hard up against an even harder body. “You can tell me to stop any time you need to and I will, I promise.” Now there was licking involved and it was doing wondrous things to his body; in a daze, he wondered if it were possible to die from sheer pleasure.

He slid his own hands up, over Chu Ge’s jaw and eagerly pulled those luscious lips back to his, frantically trying to show him how much he wanted to not stop, not ever stop. Please don’t stop. Licking inexpertly against his boyfriend’s mouth, he felt him smile into the kiss, foreheads meet. “Shhh, we have all night, Xiao Guo. No rush, let me make it the best for you I can, okay?”

~~~

Deft fingers undid buttons and zippers, pulled off clothing until he stood bare under a stunned gaze. Chu Shu Zhi couldn’t stop staring. Xiao Guo was… Perfect. When he said it aloud, told him exactly how beautiful, how flawless he was, the flush blooming on his smooth, slim, delicious chest flowed up over his features sparked a craving to follow it’s course with his mouth. He grabbed the hands he’d tried to cover himself with, embarrassment clearly visible in the movements. “Please, don’t. I’m honestly… Wow. I can’t tell you enough how perfect you are. I keep saying that, don’t I? But you are, you’re perfect.” He knew he was babbling like an idiot, so much not like the 'suave seduction expert' he was going for.

He was in a daze, taking in the slim, delicious torso, the porcelain skin almost glowing like mother of pearl in the light shining through the uncovered windows, contrasting with the patch of hair below his waist. There was not an inch of him he didn’t want to touch, taste, tease. He didn’t know what he’d done in a previous life, but he was sure he didn’t deserve this.

“Can you- can you please not make me the only naked person here?” Awkward tugging on his shirtfront snapped him out of it, quickly pulling off his own clothes until there was nothing left between them but air and moonlight.

~~~

He was certain he must have saved the world in a previous life. There was no other way to explain why this.. this.. staggeringly glorious magnificent person wanted him. He was ordinary, unremarkable, absolutely not built like a mythical god like the man standing nude in front of him, for him.  Self-doubt must have shown on his face because he was suddenly pulled into a fierce embrace, fingers under his chin, forcing his eyes to meet Chu Ge’s. “Stop. You’re doing it again, questioning yourself. You’re everything I want, everything I’ve ever wanted. You pull me in like the tide, Xiao Guo.”

#fanfiction #unfinished #chu shuzhi/guo changcheng

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Also I suppose I should let y'all know that it's been A While since I did a prompt spam so from 12/20 to 12/24, I'll be accepting prompts for Winter Prompt Spam 2023. If you wanna block that nonsense, you can block the tag #winterpromptspam2023

Standard rules apply*

*I have the right to choose not to fill a prompt if I don't like it/don't know the property/etc. Please wait until your first prompt is filled to send another. Please understand that I'm trying my best.

#weilongfu is weird #prompt spam #winterpromptspam2023

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I forgot to tell you all that I got one of my friends into Moonlight Chicken. He and I watched the whole thing together and he has affectionately taken to calling the show, “the one about the gay cock sellers.”

Honestly, mood.

#moonlight chicken #weilongfu is weird

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Cher: My name is Saran, but you can call me Laem. My chue len is Cher.

Gun: ????

Me: This boy is so wild with personality he needs 3 fucking names to contain it all.

#a boss and a babe #weilongfu is weird #weilongfu watches #no seriously cher is very over the top #no wonder he's got three names

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#baking #mooncakes #the weykery #weilongfu is weird #mid autumn festival #zhongqiujie #中秋节

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A small break in prompt filling to scream about students not reading the syllabus and then coming into my email inbox to ask why their grades are different than the ones I posted if they do an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SET OF CALCULATIONS.

Abridged response: "That's cool. That's not how your grade is calculated tho. Bye."

#weilongfu is weird #phdlife #phd life

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On top of all the fanfics, here's a Sarawat and Tine doll update.

#weilongfu is weird #nendoroid #2gether #sarawatine

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Student A: Professor, I can't hear you 🙂

Me: HOW ABOUT NOW. I HAVE PRACTICE YELLING COFFEE ORDERS

Student B: That was so loud I don't need coffee any more, you better have heard him

Student A: Can you keep that up all day?

Me: TRY ME

Student C: Please don't

#weilongfu is weird #phd life #phdlife #ravings of a mad bio major

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Student walking in: No one is here. Do we have lecture today?

Me: ...per my email, lecture is cancelled because we finished the material. I'm here to offer office hours if you guys have questions

Student: ...so I can leave?

Me: Well you clearly don't have questions if you don't even read my emails, now go.

#weilongfu is weird #ravings of a mad bio major #phdlife #phd life

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Student: please give me a big extra credit assignment

Me: You just said you're struggling to keep up with the current normally assigned work, are you sure you would complete an assignment that big for that many points

Student: Yes I would as long as it's due after spring break

Me: ...I think you're missing the point

#weilongfu is weird #phdlife #phd life #ravings of a mad bio major

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Homemade dumplings! (Second attempt since the first was boiled and fell apart, oops.)

#weilongfu is weird #the weykery #cooking #dumplings