#what a waste of time smh

[vinyls-and-valentines]

I swear, every public institution has the most godawful convoluted website in the world

#it took me 20 minutes to figure out this search function and they don't even have anything on the subjects i'm primarily interested in! #what a waste of time smh #<- proceeds to waste more time because there surely has to be something useful there. surely #boo rambles

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know... #i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That' #i doubt he ever really does it... #cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??' #meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

[littlestardescendants]

So I've been trying "What in Hell is Bad" for a while to get a feel for MC and omg first off: This MC failed NNN 100%. Someone get them water because their throat is as dry as a dusty brick.

Anyways... Aside from that I'm shocked how much I enjoy the game- Smut aside the materials and gameplay is really fun- It's so relieving to play a game that doesn't revolve around one source of currency to do anything (*cough* *cough* Devil Points in Obey Me *cough*) and I think it's been a while since I had fun playing a Gacha Game lol

Nightbringer felt like a chore. This game feels like a fun time~

( That's not to say gathering rare materials is horrifically hard but I have fun because there's so many ways to get the materials and it's fun )

#what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad game #what in hell is bad musing #God i didnt realize how starved i was for a fun game until i played this game #Not going back to Nightbringer lol. If i wanted to waste time i'd sit in the DMV again lol #And i only mean Solomon's tears- I need that MF to cry more smh

[jonsaslove]

Living for someone commenting this on a SEQUEL to a 70k word jonsa fic of mine in 2023. Like either you hate-read the entirety of that fic and then commented or else just skipped the first fic altogether and still commented this? not to mention the first chapter alone of this was 20k words so like??? bruh. what are you doing, who is benefitting from this interaction? i’d love to know because it certainly isn’t me or you.

#jonsa #mine #i so rarely get hate comments but im like srsly what purpose does this comment serve #and the ‘im sorry’ ??? okay maybe just dont waste my time and yours smh #also they only have two bookmarks on their profile and one of them is jon/rys of course so 😐 #(the other is Val/HARRY POTTER???) #yes val as in wildling val

[hrina]

i seriously don’t understand what goes through men’s heads. you saw on my profile that i’m looking for something long term, so if you just wanted to play virtual connect 4 and if you’re literally planning on being gone for a MONTH then why would you match w me??????

#also the whole ‘let me get to know you first!!!!’ uhhh yeah that’s what the DATE is for dumbass #i don’t care about a talking stage im not trying to waste my time and you clearly aren’t looking for the same things as me so why msg me?? #just a total waste of both of our time and energy smh

[samuelroukin]

the thing about posting chapters is it really feeds into commints addiction

#and here i am wasting time on three different fics with nothing to Post smh #all three not good either but it is what it is #at least time loop is picking up a little but it’s soooo hard. unlike the dicks #ben.txt #writing tag

[notetaeker]

What I thought I would be doing the past hour: updating my finances

What I ended up doing: spending an hour disputing some purchase I didn’t make

#🤧🤧🤧🤧 #You know what they said? They rlly said ‘we can only cancel it if u know the email of the acct that used ur info’ #like miss if I knew that info I could just delete it myself I wouldn’t need to call u smh #the true meaning of wasting time is this nonsense right here

[sandiegokpop]

Y'all seen this?????

#i.m #currently accepting advise from veteran groupies #tips & tricks ples #i don't think I could handle meeting him & not having him want to 👉🏽👌🏽💦 me i need to seduce this man asap #vid #i really went from 'I'd tap that if he kept his gray hoodie on' to 'any time any place in broad daylight completely striped' #what a sick a**hole i am smh #I'm obsessed w/his tiny lil waste it makes me absolutely cRaZyy #*advice #*waist god i can't spell its so sad

[loveofastarvingdog]

local man fails simple task. will do it again tomorrow<3

#timothy's txts. #okay to rb if you want to #okay it’s sleeping on the mattress cover for me tonight lads #and getting up at seven to shower. fuck #this has screwed everything up because a morning shower is NOT what i want for my sheets :(( #might wash my floors again tomorrow evening just to make sure everything’s clean because i’m pretty sure my family wouldn’t like me having #a shower in the morning AND the evening but i still want it to feel clean #so cleaning the floors a second time it is i guess #anyways the reason i didn’t tonight is because my sibling’s right. having a shower WOULD keep them awake AND what kinda asshole gets into #the shower at 1am? #can’t believe i wasted an hour before trying though smh #anyways i’m not surprised just. frustrated #wanted clean sheets body and floors all tonight :/ #now it’s just clean floors and clean sheets but not to sleep in tonight

[chintzwife]

i bought a skein of merino wool yarn for an in-progress project but it turned out not to match the existing yarn SO now I have fancy schmancy dark red yarn! but what do i use it for????????????????

#send help this yarn is beautiful from like an indie dyer and is like slightly gradiated but not too much #and it was a dash pricey but if i needed to buy like One More skein or two i could for a project #it's thin enough to learn to knit but do i wanna waste beautiful yarn on my first knitting attempts? #and id have to buy knitting needles too smh #i could nalbind something? ive been meaning to try spiral nalbinding a pair of mittens it looks so cool! #but again high flop potential and nalbinding does NOT unravel it would have to be cut off and thrown away #obviously not ideal for swanky yarn #tunisian crochet sounds like a lot of fun ive been watching tutorials #would have to buy needles for it tho #and also im already working on a scarf that's what it was originally for #im nalbinding a scarf #so its not ideal to start a new one #but ive tried to crochet a sweater before and run out of time/steam/yarn so a vest might be perfect #and i could give it to my sister #or make mittens for myself or my sister or somebody #what do i dooo #mio.txt #id have to find a crochet mitten pattern tho ive never made #i have a contender or two but idk if im sold

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

just got a call for an interview and answered the phone with The worst voicecrack of my life, im Wheezing

#hELlo- cmonnnnnnn #she took it in stride so we're just gonna ignore that happened #but yeah yippee! #lets do this again! same exact place! #the fact that this phone call was soooo informal its so funny #no 'hi this is blah blah blah you go here we're scheduling at this time' #nah it was essentially just 'hi again! does this time work for you? cool same place we'll see you there' and thats It #THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS SO FUNNY #like cmon they literally asked after me. why are we doing this song and dance again #they are literally Choosing Me For This Position and yet... smh waste of everyone's time!! #absolutely unprompted #this is one of the funniest Strangest situations ive been in #like??? whats this interview gonna be like? #one of the people is definitely gonna be the same person from before #what are we gonna act like theres an actual Point to this? #cmonnnnnn! #hi how was your day im literally the only candidate for this position thanks bye #man. #side note im watching war of the worlds 2005 for the first time and. why is the alien ship Cute #its a big ol tripod 🥺 like yeah yeah hundreds dead & billions of damage in infrastructure #but look at its widdle wiggly arms 🥺 i want to put it on a leash and take it for a lil walk around the block 🥺

[earthsoulbarbie]

i know i said recently that queer + sci-fi is still a very broad scope of different books, but someone new joined a bookish discord server i’m in and said they read queer SFF, i asked if they by any chance like TLT and they said “i go feral for it” 🙌 basically i gambled and it paid off this time! isn’t that neat

#i’m quite excited to potentially make a friend who likes these books #speaking of books i recently read the fifth season and it was so good. #i’m waiting for the rest of the series to reach me bc i gotta know what happens #i’m the world building was so interesting and well done #and the characters?? oh boy #obsessed #i’m actually a little annoyed bc i’ve owned that book for years and just not picked it up for some reason?? #wasted time smh

[badolmen]

mother.

#ra speaks #personal #me. out loud with my mouth: did you or one of my brothers make Amazon purchases and forget to check what card they were using? #mom: no! your card must have gotten frauded :( #me. assuming she verified this information via her Amazon account as viewed in browser: ok. *goes through the hell of credit card claim* #mom: ah my Amazon account got locked and it looks like the purchases I made were the ones that got charged to your card #I’m soooo ditzy ugh here let me read out each item in the order #me. trying to get work done today instead of more time wasting phone calls: mother. mother I don’t care. boohoo you feel bad you screwed up #it’s out of my hands and calling me to tell me how bad you screwed up does not make me feel better it just makes me feel bad for you. #which I do not have the emotional bandwith for so I’m gonna sound like an asshole rn and tell you I got shit to do bye love you #I specifically asked her to look at her order history but. she was using the APP and couldn’t see the layout in browser that would show it. #gen x these days and their phones smh #girl I did not spend four hours lobotomizing your windows 11 PC to make it usable for you to not use it ever

[al-selfships]

hey hey this might be a relevant senti quote since you've lost your sanity from tiering /lh "i'm gonna give them a psychotherapy session to help them suck less" (actual quote /gen) - ❄ <3 i just think you need therapist senti /j

...I honestly don't know whether to laugh because of how that sounds out of context or cry because you are right and I did loose my sanity. I do need the psychotherapy session after this

#I spent most of the week playing. trying to find time to play. I went to sleep at 4 am every night. I wasted all my crystals. #and for what. not even t50 smh #T53 IM GONNA CRY– #WHY DID I TORTURE MYSELF LIKE THIS /hj #I DONT WANNA SPAM MELT IN MULTI LIVES ANYMORE #i dont wanna hear that song ever again #ok sorry im fine now

[lettersfrombeyondthegrave]

Btw I watched Gotham's Ed and Oz bird cages episode for the first time without sound only subtitles at my after school English course because the prof was an idiot that wouldn't teach shit so I needed a way to pass time and due to the room class lights I could barely see what was going on

#i skipped like at least one third of that course #also because there was not enough clear communication to understand if that week we had it or not #me and my regular classmates had the same low amount of attendance hours but we still had two of the highest scores of our group #at the B2 cambridge exams we did lol. someone deadass failed like. you gotta be a bad fucking prof for that to happen. you're wasting #kids time AND their money cus cambridge exams are around 200 for something you can take just once a year smh #my hate for Cambridge exams is another story but you get what i mean

[fuwushiguro]

idk why all these people are here in ur ask me being horny smh they have no class anyways can you please give me a smut where toji is just hot af like always and daddy and yummy and juicy and delious 🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋😋 thanks mama 🤭🤭

anything for you mamacita 💕 (not proofed) tw: fingering, daddy k!nk, age gap (reader is 20s toji is 40s), spanking, slapping

Toji loves coming home to see your cute lil face whenever he's had a long day.

Doesn't matter if you're fucking or not, he's happy to just sit you on his lap, play with your hair, and watch movies until you both fall asleep.

But that obviously isn't on your mind today.

Today, he can't believe the beautiful image he's been greeted by, splayed across his bed like a perfect present.

You're in a cute little crop top and thigh high socks.

No skirt.

No shorts.

No trousers.

Not even a pair of panties.

You're looking at him with wet, watery eyes as if you're so damn innocent you have no idea what you're doing. Rolling around like you're so naïve, like you don't see the bulge in his pants form instantly as his eyes rake over each and every inch of your longing body. How can you look so virtuous and so provocative at the same time?

Leaving your intimate area uncovered for him. His favourite area. Your perfect little pussy that he's spent countless hours touching, eating, teasing, fucking.

You didn't want to waste time, and he knew that. Otherwise you wouldn't look like this, now. You wouldn't be giving immediate access to him if you wanted to fool around and skirt about the issue at hand.

You've missed your daddy.

"Oh, sweetheart, look at you..." he almost whispers, his low gravelly voice rushing straight to your heat. "Been waiting for daddy all day, hm? Need 'im to play with you?" he's asking, despite already parting your legs to expose the mess you've gotten yourself in down there.

"Mhmm..." you mewl, biting your lip as you allow him to take full control. That's the best part about being with Toji. He's so mature, so experienced, he knows exactly what you want and need better than you. He knows how to touch, how to fuck, how to make you squirm and make a mess of yourself. You couldn't possibly leave him even if you wanted to, no one else could ever make you feel as good.

"Such a messy little cunt... been touchin' all day waiting for me? Hm?" he wonders.

"A little..."

"You know you aren't allowed to touch without permission." he delivers a wet slap to your throbbing clit. The contact makes you jolt, but looking at his aged scar curling up into a menacing smirk makes you smile too. "Naughty... shouldn't be enjoyin' getting touched like that." he tells you, slapping your pussy once more.

"C-Can't help it... love you t'much... love everything you do t'me..." you squirm, biting your lip again as you await his response.

He smirks again before looking down between your thighs. He spreads open your lips, coating his fingers slowly with your slick before removing them. He parts his fingers to see the webbing between them again and again. The spreading creating a tacky sound the rushes straight to his aching cock.

"All this for me, baby?" he smiles, honestly. "You really do love me."

"Mmm, mhmmn, I do... really love you, daddy."

"Or maybe..." he thinks, stuffing a singular finger into your tight warmth. "Maybe you just love daddy's cock." he considers, though the accusation scares you, it doesn't stop him from pumping his finger in and out of you. And it certainly doesn't stop you from moaning around it.

He watches as you throw your head back from the delicious stretch this one single finger is causing. Each and every pump of his finger driving you insane. You don't think you'd be acting like such a pornstar if you'd have relieved yourself at all today. But you wanted to be as good of a girl you could for your daddy. You wanted him to cure what ailed you, you know he makes you cum better than you do anyway.

"So fuckin' wet... hear how she's talkin' to me?" he asks, referring to the obnoxious squelch sounding around the room with each pummel of his finger. He wastes no time sliding in a second, jaw hanging low as everything becomes louder.

The squelching, your moans, his breath.

"It's 'cause she loves me, yeah?" he uses his free hand to spank your clit. "Answer me. Who does she belong to?"

"Y-You, daddy, p-promise." you manage to squeak out as he continues to press his fingers into your sweet spot.

"That's right, daddy's pretty little pussy. She's barely even yours, she's all mine." he reminds you. Your legs begin to shake as it all quickly becomes so intense. He tuts as your legs try to close, denying him of what he wants and of what you need. "Aht aht, none of that." he tells you. He presses his body weight into one of your thighs and uses his free hand to keep the other spread. Your sex on full display as he takes a moment to swipe his heavy fingers over your clit for a moment before shoving his fingers in deeply once again.

"S'too much! Too much, d-daddy! C-Can't!" you try to argue, but it's futile.

"Hey." he shoves your crop top upwards, revealing your soft, round tits. He doesn't take any time to admire them. Instead, he slaps them, but without any real force behind it. "I know best. I know what's too much, this ain't too much."

"It is..." you sniff, tears spilling from your eyes.

"Brat." he leans forward, pinching your cheeks so that your lips pucker. He kisses you deeply as he keeps fingering you. You melt into it, your body becoming more and more tense with each connection with that special spot inside of you. You're snapped back to your senses when you feel his heavy palm connect with your face. "Don't argue with daddy. It's not too much, baby. I can feel how tight you are. Gonna cum f'me, aren'tcha?"

"Mhmm..." you nod, dumbly.

"Go on, then." he insists. "Cum on daddy's fingers."

He pushes your legs apart once again to expose your cunt fully, despite him not looking. His lips wrap around one of your exposed nipples, sucking harshly in hopes of tipping you over that tantilising edge.

And it does.

He pulls away to get a front row seat of how your pussy gushes for him. Spurts and spurts of clear liquid dousing you both as well as the sheets beneath you. His fingers run frantically back and forth over your puffy clit, prolonging your orgasm further.

You've bitten your lip raw, and he can see how glittery and wet your eyes are as you cum for him. He loves seeing you like this, his perfect fucked out mess.

"What do you say?" he asks you.

"T-Thank you daddy, I love you. S-So much." you pant, chest heaving.

"I love you too, baby." he assures you. You watch as he frees his cock, pumping it a few times before lining it up with your overstimulated hole. "Time to make daddy feel good, now, okay? Be a good little girl and take daddy's cock."

#toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro smut #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro x you #toji smut #daddy toji #tw daddy kink #tw age gap #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut