#whats crackin

[sluckythewizard]

i muade this in like 20 minuts and i refuse to spend anymore time on it. heres the video that possessed me to make it

#i might spruce it up more for a doodly page later #who knows #in the meantime though this can try to break containment if it wants to #this fuckin video was crackin me up so hard i HAD to make it real #i love emizel tucker so so fuckin much UUGGHH #ALSO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING EP 9 BTW. AND OH MY GOD. OH COME ON. WHAT THE FUCK. IM SO MAD ABT GABE #THEY COULDVE BEEN BOYFRIENDS. WHAT THE FUCK. CMOOON #also i gotta leave in a while to work a shift at 2 am and im NERVOUS. AND ITS MANIFESTING IN WAYS #AND THOSE WAYS INCLUDE SCREAMIN ABT BLORBOS ON TWITTER #HEEELP ME HEEELP!! HELP MEEE!!!

[ova-kakyoin]

they call me 004

0 dick 0 pussy 4 suicide attempts

#HIGH CARD IS CRACKIN ME UP YALL WHAT CAN I SAY #high card #chris redgrave #suicide #ok ill stop posting now sorry

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Okay wait inspired by that "are Medic and Heavy a necro/cav couple" post

No "show results" option this is for real tlt fans ONLY

#tlt is one of my New Interests so that's what's motivating me to originalpost on here again. what's crackin tf2heads #tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic #heavy #heavymedic #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #heavy tf2 #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest #the locked tomb #polls

[localicecreambiter]

Writing Warm-up: 7th times the Charm

I haven't written anything substantial in a long while so I decided to crank out a little thing for some practice. I didn't proof read so forgive the mistakes and terrible writing flow

my first actual loz piece

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"What can I do to help?"

It was always the same question. The same tone. The longer he knew the other, the more sure he grew that Link wasn't even aware it was something he did. The Hylian was just helpful by nature; a heart pure and true is what Ravio always said. Too nice for his own good.

So when a group of self proclaimed heros knocked on his dear friend's door, asking for Link to help on another quest, Ravio couldn't say he was surprised.

Lorule was a land buzzing with magic, despite the (previously) lack of triforce. It was a kingdom filled with strange monsters, items, and people. So to say the Lolian was magically inclined would be an understatement. Identifying Hyrule's magic had been challenging initially. Despite the similarities, there was a distinct difference in magical presence that threw the merchant off at points. Just as their lands mirrored not exactly the same, the magic reflected in kind. While he tended to get confused, there was no denying the glaringly obvious: these heros held the exact same magic Link harbored.

It was something unexplainable, not through words, at the very least. Call it a gut feeling, but he just knew.

Wisdom had always been drawn to courage anyhow.

The small cottage atop a hill in central Hyrule had never felt so empty as Link saddled his adventuring bag. His excitement betrayed the cool persona he attempted to keep, fidgety digits readjusting his bag strap every few seconds. They would make eye contact every so often as the party trotted along the pebbled road, greenery edging his vision. That was the toughest part about being friends with a hero: the guy had responsibilities set upon him by the goddess. No matter how much Link grumbled and complained, cursed and forsaken, he always did his duty at the end of the day.

It was one of the numerous things that set them so far apart.

He shook his head, vowing he had let go of that insecurity years ago. He wasn't 14 anymore, he wasn't the failed hero of Lorule. He was a merchant, and a friend of the hero of Hyrule. He wanted nothing more, nothing less. So when Link swung around to offer one last goodbye, pride swelled inside the cowardly rabbit.

"Try and make it back in one piece, pal." He tried for a smile, lip quivering with emotion. "Sheerow and I will always be rooting for you back home, so don't let us down buddy."

Link only shook his head, smirk doing nothing to hide the fondness on his face. "Yeah yeah, no promises. Make sure my house doesn't burn down… And don't pawn off my stuff." The pointed look was playful, they both knew he would never dream of it.

They could stand there and banter all day, but Ravio knew Link had more important places to be.

"I'll see you later." Not a question, nor an offer, but a fact. The merchant could do nothing but nod for fear he'd lose his composure. There was always some uncertainty when leaving for an adventure, but if Link was anything, it was reliable.

He always made it home without fail.

And as the portal closed, he was reminded of how fast things can change in a single moment.

There was always a constant, and as he turned to make the trek back to the empty feeling cottage on a hill in central Hyrule, he hoped silently Link would be that constant.

The odds were six to nothing. A reassuring ratio.

The Lolian smiled, he could live with those odds.

Link would be home before he knew it.

@kaite--s i figured you'd wanna see this since we've been discussing (but seeing as you lurk in the ravio tags as much as I do im sure you would have found it eventually)

#loz #ravio #albw ravio #could be read as linked universe #albw #is this gonna be canon to what i plan on writing? #who knows? not me #needless to say i think im readily warmed up #ready to get crackin!!

[scuddle-bubble101]

But you have seen something like that? You seem to have something specific in mind after all

"Yes, yes I'm sure I-"

*Cyn inhales softly...

"PERHAPS, I do... Perhaps."

#cynti #cyn #the mainverse #sweet luna bean #what's wrong cyn~ you- crackin~? X'DDD

[todayisafridaynight]

lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic

#snap chats #sorry but this has been my truth for months its time i speak on it #its true tho i dont think this is a shocking revelation to anyone #s'just like saying grass grows and birds fly #i will not support his prep phase its not happening hes such a dweeb now #rgg knew this fact with him showing off his tit despite that being like. The Worst Place Ever to inject yourself #we already discussed how he wasnt physically able to fuck and that was a nerf it was to humble him and keep him controlled and thats awful #frame one got me lookin at the screen like 👁👁 and then he open his mouth and my eyes get bigger and i sit in dead silence #was crackin jokes and chattin with myself every other second and then 🧍‍♂️ Go On Beautiful Keep Talking Idc What You Sayin #im a man until he starts talking about 'his girl' and then suddenly im feeling some kinda way #tho that might just be cringe cause why does bro talk like how i used to in high school 😭😭😭😭 #thats the funniest part about masato/aoki to me like. there's so much bullshit bout them that reminds me of high school #but thats the thing that was High School like im grown an shit this bro never grew up apparently AND HE STARTS THE GAME AT 23 #wait back to the subject line of this post i be acting like aoki dont got me unwise a total of like. four time either #sorry everyone there was something in the water today and now im ill #its cause i cant draw this weekend so i have to be disgusting some other way #gonna make it everyone else's problem but worse #anyway i have to end this post because the more i t hink about the high school comparison the more i start to cringe

[taitropa]

#( ‘Eventually it’ll settle’ that was a good joke lol ) #( So much for that… ) #( Anyway what’s crackin’? ) #( All good? Everyone alive? What’s happened to the dash now? Accessibility out the window I guess… )

[simiansmoke]

#//...i found this random ass quora page trying to find a particular cartoon kissing scene and i knew what must b done #badonkeykong #shitpost #crackin' up #not swf #? #mobile 📱 #donkey kong

[fatestouch]

well i WAS gonna have a family thing to go to today, but my auntie got sick so it was postponed, so i guess i'm here all day!

#ooc;; #what's crackin gang #idk what im gonna write tho shfgsdjf #maybe i'll go into some inboxes #if you really want me to for you hmu #otherwise i'll just be random

[spaciebabie]

*bonks your head softly*

Hi! =D

You have been given a bonk of happiness, i hope it will make you smile or something idk lol-

Fr tho your posts just make me laugh a lot so i thought i could share some happy!!

*is bonked* egads my coconut head!!!

thank you :))) it makes me happy ta know my shenanigans bring you joy!! \^-^/

#spacie splains #tbh making ppl smile is what i live for #real talk my motto since i was ~14 years old has been: okay im miserable and i dont want others 2 feel the way i do #so ill do my best ta do whatever i can ta make others smile #whether its crackin jokes whether its bein silly whether its assaulting ppl w/kind words #if i can make one person smile #if i can spare one person the pain ive gone thru for maybe even just a minute #if i can brighten their day for only just a second #its all fuckin worth it baby #*clicks my jester heels* #getting a bit deep on main #take a gander inta my psyche its just a bunch of cars honkin horns and crashing inta each other

[hittter]

@citruos: how many fingers am i holding up ? (from hardison 💕)

his answer is to swat at hardison's hand , showing little mercy save for what can be offered by his own weariness . and it is just a bit of tiredness after a tough fight . he's not concussed , damnit . sure , his eyes are a little unfocussed , and his head hurts like hell , but what do you expect when someone takes a 2x4 to your skull ?

" get your damn fingers outta my face , hardison . " and the hint of slur to his words is just tiredness , too , obviously .

#citruos #eeeeee thank you for the ask !! #so excited to get crackin on this blog wehehehe #he's grumpy cause he's tired >:( #⸻ ❛ verse: main 【 i can take the punishment. it’s what i do. 】

[wolfkcst]

imagine making out with eivor and they suddenly have to transform into awoo

#ooc #tbd #its hilarious when you think about it - just getting down to the nasty and then oh no #bones crackin lackin u know what that means

[hexellent]

"Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out." Wave @ Tails cause there's no better way to solve a mental road block right

@already-know-this-story// Pick-Me-Up Lines

It was just the weed, that's what made him consider it. Nothing else. Didn't matter that they hadn't even really gotten all that far. A hit at most. There was no way he was starting to feel anything for this annoying ass swallow... Just...just thc.

Swallowing a lump in his throat that he will deny, he rolls his eyes.

"This your version of the Scientific Method..?"

He can't meet her eyes. Frustration furrowed his brows. What the fuck is going on...

#and the cards read as such {ic} #look to the stars for what you seek {answered} #had to have high high hopes for a living {muse: miles tails prower} #alreadyknowthisstory #them walls are crackin buddy you good??

[megahorous]

It me

#Linda Lash #Double Dragon Gaiden #let's get crackin' #it's your own worst enemy #what would Poison say

[shoverse]

Yo(with rizz)

yo 🤞 (with more rizz)

#hey bbg whats crackin #🎧; let's talk !!

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Just had the goofiest train of thought

#actually debating whether to post this on main or not X'D #it would prob be a bad idea cus Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known but it's crackin me up #TMI maybe? #crackpot what are you doing