#which is. like. um. im confused by this

[headless-horsepossum]

@anon if you see this I'm reluctant to answer your ask bc I Don't Have Anything To Say and I am Confused by the fact that you went it twice 😅 but for the record it's not really the adhd meds I'm worried about lmao

#its the Mix Of Many Medications. the testosterone. and the Nebulously Diagnozed Illness #(and also the gay sex i guess. lmao) #anyway what i think your ask is trying to communicate is 'they let me give blood even though i am on adhd meds' #which. genuinely do not feel bad but like. okay? 😅 #its such a specific story that a. i cant tell what the main takeaway is supposed to be #and b. i truly am like. ...okay?? im happy for you or sorry that happened #anyway i saw it and was like 'okay idk why they sent this but i dont have a response so im just gonna. move on' #and then it...... Appeared In My Inbox A Second Time #which is. like. um. im confused by this #......anyway. uh. #delete later #also yk the thing about anon asks is i cant make this easier for the sender to see in any way but if you do happen to come across this. #Thats Why I Didnt Answer 😅

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: pop rocks

#daily-crabbys #crab #sand bubbler crab #um. the caption might be a bit confusing which yeah i get it #looking at it just reminds me of the feel of pop rocks #like the soft crackle which also includes the sound #and also its a sand bubbler #so its bubbling the sand #so its. yeah. im cant really explain my thought process there too well but i hope what i mean comes across anyways

[voltstone]

within me are two wolves.

to inject every ounce of homoerotic and severely mentally ill tension into one character (violet).

to also do that but like a concerning amount.

#aydf fic #twdg #twdg 4 #twdg violet #twdg brody #brolet #twdg fanfiction #kiss scene #like they kiss a LOT a lot #HERE'S THE CONTEXT which will not be read for months but whATEVER: #in this fic the boarding school had a little civil war where half the kids formed their own cult cuz no adults and it was not a good one #so um #like almost 20 kids died in one day lol #that's not funny #lol #anywAY the brolet is violet and brody being very very emotional and very confused and touch starved and very traumatized #in like the weeks/month after the “incident” where a lot of the relationships were strained #including minnie and violet's #so there you go #to anyone who has found this little crumb the whole riot thing is huge so you're welcome for mild spoiler i guess #also as with anything im posting right now these scenes will be edited and polished in time

[deus-ex-mona]

starting the year ✨wrong✨

#(this is about work ok. long rant in the tags bc auauauauauauauuauauauauauauauaaaaaaaa) #i’ve worked for just t h r e e (3!!!!) days this year and i think im already all burned out lmao #first i was stuck doing 2 workstations bc this freakin’ b o z o of a coworker decided to take the week off without prior notice #and *t h e n* the internal components of one of said workstations kicked the bucket and was only replaced today. sads. #rip to our wasted time and futile fixing efforts though. flashtag wetried #that’s not all t h o u g h i was told that i have to jump to the other work shift bc one of my coworkers is resigning #b u t the thing is. all of the other dudes in that shift are from [insert bordering country] and always speak in their nation’s language #so i won’t be able to communicate well with them for the most part ​esp s o bs #and if [insert country here] has a national holiday and a l l of them decide to take the day off.. #well. um. ahahahaha. im ✨screwed✨ #(but speaking of taking the day off… one of said guys on that shift has an approved leave for cny. which is funny bc he’s not even chinese) #(rips if the actual other chinese dude on that team has his leave request rejected bc of that guy lol. happy cny to him ig) #a n d also i was made to (sorta) teach these two new coworkers (of sorts) the workstation i’m at for the week #b u t the thing is. i do everything here by left (didn’t receive formal training either lmao sadge) #and i also couldn’t explain anything well in general bc it seems like my flow of thoughts can’t streamline itself ig #so i think i confused the poor guys more than anything. but like. why me??????? aaaauauaaaaaaaaaa #idk why one of them came back for more ‘education’ from me thoughhhhh #i’ve tried teaching ‘em stuff at another workstation before this and my feedback was ‘wait slow down you talk too fast’ s o o o o . #ig i’ll have to guide them though again in the morning though. sighs. this wasnt in my job description :( #speaking of job descriptions though… this h e l l a annoying guy no one likes who resigned a few months ago (to much rejoicing)… #is!!!!! coming!!!! back!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #w h y. like. w h y. why is he so attached to this company he l l o? why is our manager so attached to him helloooooooo????? why him??????? #our workloads literally t r i p l e when he’s around bc he’s just the way he is. auauauauauauauauaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaaaaaaa i dont wanna work aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #science industry (derogatory) questionable laboratory conditions (derogatory) #felt cute; thought about retiring early idk

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[bmpmp3]

dysgraphic artiƨts risɘ UP!!!!!

#raise your pencils!!!! and erasers. to fix the backwards letters 😔 #sorry still thinking about my weirdness with my art professors. yknow a lot of em have been really pushing us as #students to make our personal identities a major part of like our 'brand' as artists #which. well from an art history major perspective thats a very contentious and nuanced topic. i love a lot of artists who live this way #and i think its great seeing my peers who focus on identity thrive. but also as an fine arts major (double major fool LOL) #i keep getting pushed by teachers into like. specific '____ artist' identities??? #specificaly woman artist. which is a little bizarre because im a bit fat and a bit gnc so im generally like. ungendered? in day-to-day life #(which doesnt actually matter to me directly that much honestly LOL people tend to view me as like. buddy? buddy or pal.) #(not man. not woman. not anything human. sometimes i remind people of a beloved dog. which. hkdsahjk thats its own can of worms) #(a can of worms that also doesnt matter much to me directly because im a wannabe furry who chose to be the dog when playing house as a kid) #(LOL so um. well. theres that) but yeah i dunno i dont really consider myself a woman artist. its been. shockingly (and sometimes luckily?) #irrelevant to most of my life and experiences and art (although dont get me wrong misogyny is very real and very present) so i dont #have a whole lot to say about it from an art perspective. you could also call me all kinds of things. a queer artist. a mixed race artist #again technically correct. some aspects more visible in my work than others. but also very technical. i focus on race a lot in in my #art historical work but i dunno how much my drawings have to say. except that i keep making too many mixed ocs LOL #i dunno i just think my professors gotta focus that energy away from tokenizing me and over to supporting like actual #capital W Woman artists capital Q Queer artists capital A Artists of Colour who are doing far more interesting things than I #far more thought out and engaged in these topics directly. i just kind of stumble into my art blindly and confused <3 #sorry that was a long tangent WHAT IM SAYING Is despite all that: i do consider myself a capital D Dysgraphic artist #i think its an unmovable constant of my art and the way i draw and the way my hands move. the untrained eye doesnt seem to be as aware #of it directly. but those who are familiar can probably see it. the dysgraphia LOL if not just from whenever i write a letter or number #half of them are busted and frantically fixed HDKJSDJDS but its in all my art. if u can see it <3 ive been trying to embrace it #dygraphic artists raise your pencils indeed!! and throw away the eraser!!! make the legibility of your words everyone elses problem!!! #what does that say? what is that sketch? none of my business! none of your business!! its the business of my hand and the pencil alone #motor skill and spatial issues take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

[elegyofthemoon]

welp! i finished catching up with 2.1 thankfully but -

#avil plays hsr #im so glad i was able to catch up before i go out of town for the weekend but. yeah. #tbh i dont have Thoughts atm about the whole quest #NOT TO SAY IT WAS BAD IT WAS REALLY GOOD !! i really enjoyed the story #and esp the way that they had decided to do the storytelling of the update #but um. otherwise i have no thoughts. i was just sitting here for the ride and wao was that a ride. #UP TO THE VERY END TOO my goodness #ill just say: there are some bits i was a little confused on but i think some processing and we'll be fine alskdjfhl #aaaaaaand some additional investigation #oh there was a bit of the story that made me go 'hahaha real tsurumi island vibes' and now i miss tsurumi LMAO #good job me. #its gonna take so much willpower for me to not pull for acheron btw. #i did try to pull for luocha before. and lost to clara which is fine aslkdjfha #i cant be mad at clara bc i like clara but i havent used her. at all. #and im trying VERY HARD TO HOLD OUT FOR ROBIN.... #but also im like ..... acheron...... #wait. i can just. i can read her character story........... #i have nothing else set for the day aside from a quick call i think but besides that. i can go get lost in penacony for a while LMAO

[shinysora]

whar

#i watched jjk 0 (the movie) and it was supposed to clear some things up but it made me a little more confused. lol. what happened #also. oh my god. i need to stop searching things up. (spoiled immensely) #wdym he gets his arm cut off................................. #ALSO. YUTA. i thought he was a bad guy. and like. he isnt??? but. he tried to. u know. #oaugh. whats going on #im on episode.. um #HUHHH??? #so lik.e. miguel. he was in the fight. #well ig it doesnt count anymore bc geto. died. technically. there. #WHAT IS GOING ONNNNDUDE IM TOO STUPID #jjk 0 spoilers #jjk spoilers #anyway. im barely on episode 10 of s2 #um. gojo got sealed. which i knew bc. i was on twt a few months ago and saw it. lol. #um!!! thx guys!!im in shambles #im not sure if ii can keep watching today........................ aougggghhhhh. these r fictional characters. its ok. its okayyy. #also. almost cried. jjk 0 is so intense.

[nomaishuttle]

basicallyheres the thing. i dont rly want to be immortal like me currently i probably wouldnt rly enjoy that. howeverrr if i got time travelled back to like the beginning of life on earth and was immortal i think i would have a good time bc im a curious girl. even just back to the birth of humanity or civilization... i just wannasee i wouldnt even do anything crazy with my immortality id just like. take a lot of notes abt everything

#ig travel might be an issue like if there r 2 places i wanna be but on 2 different sides of the world id have 2 pick one... which sucks. #like since im immortal i could just like Walk along the bottom of oceans lmao not that big of a deal. but itd take a while.... #and if this happened i dont think id go crazy or whatever bc i ust simply wouldnt have any loved ones to watch die. id just be peeking in o #everything and having fun..... and the dressup would be super fun too #nik likeee the human brain fr cant remember that much stuff if i lived for that long id fr forget but 1. this is a timetravel immortality #fantasy world i can take creative liberties vis a vis my brain capacity and 2. Brother thats why id write everything down.. so later i coul #be like omggg i miss the byzantine empire. and read the diary and jog my memory' #obvious issue is. well. books dont last that long so id have to rewrite them on newer parchment #unless i find a fuck off huge cave and learn how to etch thatd be rather timeless #but also if ppl found it theyd be Oh so confused. bc theyd be like um ... these markings are in languages from throughout the world and #across thousands of years and they range in age from like prehistory to modern day . so whats up with that.. and theyd try to investigate m #and shit which would suck.

[littlefoxwithbighat]

Theres this fact i heard on No such thing as a Fish ages ago and i cannot find it anywhere and i do not want to go back through a bunch of episodes scouting for it but its driving me insane.

#basically #and hold on #because this is going to sound insane #and it is #but the whole court of Ye Olde England #(it might have been France but im much more confident on England) #tricked a dukes 6 year old niece into thinking she was pregnant #and they thought it was the funniest thing in the world #and word spread until the queen got involved (which i think was mary) #who also thought it was hilarious #and she was 6 and didnt understand sex yet but was just very confused #but everyone was really committed to the bit #to the extent they would tighten the seams of her clothes #i know this sounds insane but i swear i remember it being mentioned in an episode #i feel like that screenshot of Charlie with the corkboard in its always sunny #um #anyway if anyone listens to #no such thing as a fish #lmk the episode number or the historical context im begging #google is giving me nothing

[despite-everything]

oh my god this is an actual gender crisis. jesus christ okay

#i havent felt this since 2014 #ive fluctuated a tiny bit over the past 8 years but ive always been very confident in my lack of gender #and as a kid i assumed everyone was playing at gender... in 2014 i learned that people were serious #and i was the outlier #and now. um #oh god #i don't even know if i do have a gender? but im thinking it might be possible. which is kinda very fucking unsettling #cause okay. bear with me here #while i personally understand and recognize that peoples genders can change #and that being nonbinary is a legit thing and not some kind of 'confusion' or 'placeholder' #theres a large part of me that is suddenly having to come to terms with the fact that maybe i DO have a gender #and if i chose to act on that thought #then i would eventually want to come out... including to my family. again. #and i dont want them to assume that me being nonbinary was a phase #cause like. even if it is/was a phase... it is/was a phase that has lasted for 22 fucking years #and i want that to be respected #and im actually feeling a bit panicked #and ive never felt settled with my name in my entire fucking life #and earlier this evening one came to mind. its not even a name i feel any particular way about. #but it almost felt.... right. and its a very gendered name. and im kinda rattled #fuck that im incredibly rattled #and i kinda want to talk about it cause last time i dealt with this stuff it was just a relief and this isnt this is stressful #but my friend and i are far apart and i want to talk in person i think #so i have to wait several weeks #and idk if thats good enough #im unsettled. im fucking unsettled #tree talks

[pepprs]

um… bad jew moment 💃🏻

#purrs #food #ed tw #<- ​just in case #delete later #every time i go to complain about yom kippur or pesach on here i hesitate bc imwlike god im not gonna be inscribed in the. book of life bc i #dared complain about it and im not even observing them as strictly as i should which i know is a flawed way to even think about it bc it #doesn’t matter or whatherr bjt like. god. the food related holidays are so fucking hard. i am not going to go eat something or stop observij #them or whatever bc the discomfort is the point but girl i am taking 3 hearts of hunger damage every minute and i haven’t even reflected and #i can’t think bc im shaking w hunger. idk. it’s not even a big deal but also like none of the other jewish ppl i know observe the high holid #holidays or like any holiday and it’s just very uhmmmm. isolating. im not that religious i guess or like spiritual or anything but this fee #feels important to me even though i kinda hate it and it’s like a little confusing that no one else is doing it and that’s not like a jusgem #judgment of them as much as it is of me like what am i even doing this for if it’s just my family and we’re miserable and starving all day. #idk. i am about to get smited for having these thoughts let alone posting them on tumblr ♥️ but every yom kippur i get depressed about my #jewishness and i know it’s like up to me to make it fit or whatherr but i feel um… bad and disoriented bc i can’t even think straight bc im #starving and missing everything. like how am i supposed to reflect atone repent etc if my brain is crashing. idk *struck down by god for #being the wicked son when really i think i just have a good question and i am allowed to question it maybe. idk. lol* #it’s like *learns over the course of my college career that when i don’t eat i am more depressed and more likely to fall into harmful think #thinking patterns and to spiral into pits of not taking care of myself* *fasts on yom kippur* *doesn’t eat bread during pesach even though #bread is like the most filling thing i eat* and i know im complaining about like. 9 days out of the year but. it’s bad lol

[nanzyn]

ive reached peak lazy when it comes to naming my sideblogs now its just nanzyn and a number

#bones talks #ive given up #at first it was fun #but now um just like uuuugggghhhhhhhhhh whenever i have to think of a url #im still proud of some of them tho #vosian nightmare is still obv my fav since its also my ao3 handle #i also really like walking thesaurus which is my sideblog i use for any kind of writing references #that ones purely for me #the other urls? eh they work ya know? #plus this method ties me to my main better so its less confusing in peoples notes #or maybe more confusing? #i guess itd be weird to see both nanzyn and nanzyn 7 reblogging the same post #eh cest la vie or some shit

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

#ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #dashboard simulator #dash simulator #dashboard sim #dash sim #unreality #fake dashboard #fake dash #post simulator #long post #average day on lawblr i think #'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh #but sometime after turnabout serenade. #'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh

[stupid-dyke]

Jo convincing herself people who take pity on her are her best friend cringe compilation (10 year edition)

#i appreciate the honesty this time! #which is the advantage of being a grown adult at least #damn I got downgraded from ‚one of her 6 best friends‘ to ‚i need to take care of myself and cut out unnecessary relationships‘ #(im the unnecessary burdensome relationship being cut out today) ​in 6 months #🖇️ #🏙️ #best part was when she was like sorry I haven’t been a good friend lately :( and I was like um? I have no comparisons wdym? #extremely nice of her to wait until my chronic illness wasn’t completely ruining my life #I thought oh boy now we can hang out like the good old days! <- clueless #I’m being dramatic she was like it’s not like I’ll never see you again! just not as much! (when I barely ever see her already ;_;) #I am a child being left behind while everyone else figured out how to grow up #I haven’t learned anything from childhood I still think knowing someone a long time means you’re real friends #and get confused when they prefer someone they just met #?? what do you mean time is passing??!?!?!? #I’m mentally stuck in 2019 forever

[healmyhrt]

Ok so like yk how Chris always slaps Matt’s or Nicks ass well what abt they are like live on instagram or sum and he kinda just forgets and slaps the reader ass yk and he doesn’t realized u til Nick or Matt say something and so they is like edits on tt and yea 

⌗ public, c. sturniolo

chris x fem!reader

summary: what the request says :)

disclaimers!: established relationship, ass slapping, flirting, cursing, use of y/n, very short

a/n: i love when yall send requests and start it with “babe” like … what r we 😉??

“where’s matt? probably sleeping or something.” chris responds to a comment. nick sits back down next to him, handing him a pepsi can.

“but yeah guys, we’re back home in LA. and we just wanted to come on here and say hello for a bit.” nick smiles into the camera.

i walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge, unaware that i’m in camera view. “y/n, come say hey to the live.” nick smiles.

i walk over, a gallon of orange juice in hand. “hey guys.”

the chat starts going insane, and i slowly start to step away. chris grips the tee im wearing (which was his), and pulls me back. he manspreads, and i glance at the phone. chris shrugs, and i give him a look.

“wanna sit and talk to them, y/n? i can move seats.” nick suggests. i shake my head, and walk back behind the island. chris stands, and walks over to me.

all you could see in the background of the live was chris towering over me.

“why didn’t you sit?”

i glare at him. “you guys are on live, chris.” he shrugs. i cross my arms. “i thought we weren’t going public.”

“so friends can’t sit on other friends laps?” he smiles, and leans closer toward me. “chris.” his smile widens when he hears me say his name. “christopher.”

“call me that again.”

i laugh. “you’re unbelievable.” i begin to walk away, still in view of the live camera. i hear chris chuckle underneath his breath, and next a slap to my ass cheek.

i stop in my tracks, and turn around trying to contain my myself while i look at chris. nick had turned around, and his mouth gaped open.

“yall are fucking ridiculous.”

nick turns back toward the phone. “um… on that note, i think we’re gonna get off. i love you guys! bye!” he says.

nick picks up his phone, and walks over to us. “chris, you’re fucking insane. are you actually mental?”

i stand next to him, and look at chris. “THANK YOU!!” chris rolls his eyes, and i walk out of the kitchen, turning down the stairwell to chris’s room.

i hear footsteps behind me, already knowing who it was.

“what the hell was that chris?” i ask in a genuinely confused tone. he tugs on his bottom lip with his teeth.

“i thought it would be funny, sorry.”

“you’re the one who said you didn’t want to go public yet because of how hard it would be to have a girlfriend, then you do this shit?”

i sit on the edge of his bed. chris slumps down beside me, and leans his head onto my shoulder. “im sorry.”

i sigh. “its fine.”

chris pulls his phone out, and sees a text from nick.

“look what you did dumbass.” the text read. i giggle at the message, as chris slides it to the side, opening it.

it was a tiktok video of a screen recording from the live, and the clip was of chris slapping my butt. my eyes widen.

“shit, they’re fast.”

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo x reader #sturniolo smut #chris x reader #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo