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teamunee · 6 months
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heraldofcrow · 5 days
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So umm, Azula, Jinx, Sephiroth, and Bloody Crow enter a bar together. Results?
KASJHDHDDH??!!
Four Absolutely Chaotic Fucking Weirdos Enter A Bar
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Bloody Crow: ALRIGHT! Let’s get this party started. Which one of you wants to die first? My beloved queen needs her blood-nourishment to bear the child that will bring us all to salvation!
Jinx: We’re here for DRINKS, you helmet-headed weirdo!! *slams apple juice out of a martini glass*
Azula: Hm. Pathetic. I can’t imagine wasting precious time becoming intoxicated when I could be plotting the careful destruction of my enemies.
Sephiroth: The only thing I can get drunk on is despair.
Jinx: Pog??
Bloody Crow: Okay…..well, join the Vilebloods and swear allegiance to the Queen or be marked as an enemy of Cainhurst!
Azula: My allegiance is only to the Fire Nation you blathering fool.
Bloody Crow: Is…is that near Yharnam or…?
Jinx: *is now downing two Bloody Brain Shooters simultaneously*
Sephiroth: Jinx. That drink resembles my mother when I found her rotting in a glass tank.
Jinx: REALLY?? WICKED MY GUY!
Azula: I wish I could find MY mother suffering a grotesque fate for her traitorous actions and behavior -_-
Bloody Crow: *is disassociating*
Sephiroth: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR OWN MOTHER?
Jinx: *is now making molotov cocktails*
Azula: Because she was a weak traitor and couldn’t stand to see me be a strong warrior at a young age! So she left!
Sephiroth: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
Azula: I DON’T KNOW!!
Jinx: ANARCHYYYY!!! DESTRUCTION OF THE RULING CLASS!!
Sephiroth: Did your father train you for war?
Azula: Yes?
Sephiroth: DID HE ATTEMPT TO ERASE ANY MATERNAL INFLUENCE FROM YOUR LIFE AT A CRUCIAL AGE?
Azula: What does that even m….
Azula: Oh my god
Bloody Crow: Azula and Sephiroth, can you two please take your weird mother issues and go somewhere else? It’s annoying.
Jinx: Says the guy who probably says “yes mom” to his queen when she tells him to do something LMAO—
*record scratch*
*crickets*
Bloody Crow: ….wow….
*three hours later*
Jinx, sobbing: I miss my second dead adoptive dad so much. OOO FIRE!
Azula, post-existential crisis: I wish my mom wasn’t afraid of me and my dad wasn’t a controlling asshole.
Sephiroth: I wish I knew my real non-alien mom and that I could kill my real dad.
*explosion from one of the molotovs*
Bloody Crow: …..um, so do you guys want me to help you kill/revive most of your parents or…?
Azula: Ask your queen for permission first.
Bloody Crow: Fuck you.
Sephiroth: Guys, the building is on fire.
Jinx:
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snarkspawn · 10 months
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idk why this is so funny to me but my kenbig barbie meme somehow made it into staff's Barbie fanart tumblr tuesday compilation and I just ??? kenbig nation is winning today ig lmaoo
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the fact that both "Looking for Par'mach In All The Wrong Places" and "Blood Fever" are directed by Andrew Robinson haunts me. He got called for the Klingon sex episodes I GUESS
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d4djobesemuses · 3 months
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Why is my For You suddenly full of Hazbin Hotel discourse instead of hot fat women?
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teabutmakeitazure · 11 months
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Someone unfollowed me after reblogging the chicken with glasses
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dawnleaf37 · 6 months
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YOU DID THE SECOND ONE TOO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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karofsky · 10 months
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I've seen some dumb fucking users in my years but it is insane to me that I've now had to block two separate people for publicly commenting on my Ladja posts about how much they hate Laszlo. Like??? Why are you commenting on a post where people are clearly celebrating him and his relationship?? I can see your note???
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road2love · 8 months
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I feel like one of the most disappointing design choices in dragon age is that canonically the children of an elf and human couple cannot genetically display their elf genes. Like
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emily84 · 1 year
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cerco su youtube il duetto di sanremo di tananai e biagio antonacci e quando faccio play la prima pubblicità che parte è quella dei durex........ok
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psychologymemes · 2 years
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me: okay, I'll do one more reading before calling it a day. I'm tired, but it can't be that bad, right?
the reading:
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fcb-mv33 · 11 months
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The ick I just got lmao😭😭
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I can draw human faces, but I can't draw human bodies. The only type of body I'm relatively ok at drawing is the Sonic character body type.
Clearly that means there is only one solution...
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OBVIOUSLY IM KIDDING BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE-
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Not the pussy wall post becoming my tumblr legacy 😭😭
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125storejuice · 1 year
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killorbekillian · 2 years
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“can i ask you a question about being trans?”
“sure, go for it.”
“are you like bisexual or straight or what?”
“huh, well. that’s not really a question about being trans…”
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