#would be cool if i had 1k for 1k but NOOOOO

[yourdaddychan]

wow-

literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*

i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck 💪ive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf

alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic

@kvinly linn bb 🥺through all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together 😉thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again

-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D

@undeadbots steph 🥺lemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light 😉and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line 🥺brohemian rhapsody for life bro 🥺 *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*

-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph

@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat 🥺thank you for being my moot :D

-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around

@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ‼️ you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D

-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy

@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba 🥺im licherally going to marry you one day like ez 💪also i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*

-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*

@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie 🥺you're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you 😔alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified

-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D

@berrywoo the sun themself 💪you are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf

-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant 😎

@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN

-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you

@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part 🙄 💪 *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*

-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*

@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*

-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D

@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton

-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD

@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot 😭and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf

-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D

@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D

-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7

@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith 😉DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*

-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D

@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nights™️ mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD

-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D

@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf

-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it 😰but youre addictive in a good way :D

@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person 🥸you're cool 💪and unfortunately, you're funny too 😥and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf

-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private

@kpopswitchbot BESTIE 😏MY FIRST MUTUAL 😏 LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY

-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you

AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD

#if you wanna know more just drop an ask asf #would be cool if i had 1k for 1k but NOOOOO #i have more btw #*dabz* #THE WAY TUMBLR KEEPS GLITCHING BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY WORDS #NOT SEXY TUMBLR

[leahxx129]

Misbehavior (Tony Stark x Reader)

This is my entry for the stunning @lancsnerd ‘s 1K Challenge. Congrats girl once more! My prompt can be found in bold in the text.

As for the fic, this is not how I intended it to play out at all but once I started writing one thing followed the other and voilà - it was born. I hope you enjoy & also please forgive me for the sucky smut part. I need to work on my smut writing skills, I know.

Summary: A mission goes sideways because of Tony Stark’s impulsive decision and this angers you to the point of punishing him in a very special way. Unbeknownst to you, an entire audience witnesses it.

Warnings: swearing, smut

Word count: 2.060-ish

Gif is not mine.

You are walking through the glass suspension bridge in the Stark Tower; Natasha, Steve, Tony, Clint, Bruce and Thor follow closely in your heels. The course of an outstandingly important mission deviated from schedule, and Fury commanded you to gather in the conference room for a video discussion, right after the Quinjet’s landed.

No matter how hard you try you can’t remember a single time when you’ve been angrier than now. In fact, the word ‘angry’ doesn’t even begin to cover it. Mad? No. Furious? Close but not quite. If it wasn’t for Natasha you’d feel much better now. Stark would have a broken nose and you would have your peace of mind... but no, she had to intervene and restrain you.

“I’m just saying that my brilliance may not be evident but that is what brought the mission to success today, not Little Miss Goodie Two-Shoes over there!” Tony provokes you and you’d be damned if you missed the opportunity to rip him a new one.

You turn around and duck from Nat in one quick motion, but Steve steps in front of the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, shielding him.

“I appreciate the gesture, Rogers, but I don’t need protection from Y/N.” Tony objects.

“You’re not in your suit and she could strangle you to death with her thighs exclusively, so you might wanna reconsider, Stark.”

“I mean, wouldn’t be the worst way to die I guess…”

“Come on people, move!” Thor yells at all of you out of the blue, earning your undivided attention. “I must get back to Asgard as soon as possible and your childish banter just puts off the end of this gathering we are about have.”

“Childish banter?” you repeat, pulling a face. “We almost failed because of Stark’s eccentricity! Heck, one of us could’ve died!”

“Little dove, you do realize I’m a god, right? I cannot die, so it couldn’t have been me.” he states with a wink, leaning to the side of the bridge.

“Actually, I did some research and that’s not entirely true.” Bruce chips in, making Thor’s head snap in his direction.

“What are you talking about, Banner?”

“Technically, you are not immortal.”

“Lie. I am.”

“But you’re not.”

“But I am.”

“Okay people, I think we’re gonna find out who’s immortal and who’s not if we will be any later to Fury’s meeting!” Clint puts an end to their disagreement and urges you all to proceed.

You push the double-winged door open and take a seat at the far end of the oval glass table. When Tony is only a few chairs away from you, Steve pulls on his shoulder, forcing him to sit down right next him. The others make themselves comfortable as well and a hologram of Fury appears in the middle of the table almost immediately after.

“I’ve been waiting for quite some time now, Avengers.” he proclaims. “I figured maybe you had difficulties grasping what ‘right after landing’ meant and you went to take a shower or something, but you still look like crap, so…explain.”

“We’re sorry for the delay, Fury. It’s just Y/N and Tony had a moment of not seeing eye to eye.” Nat replies.

“And why is that?”

“Oh, I don’t know… maybe because Stark’s an egoistic prick and his reckless behavior endangered all of us?!” you answer him this time.

“Not all of us.” Thor interjects “He didn’t endanger me.”

Everybody brushes his comment off with a sigh, even Fury chooses to ignore it.

“Can I just say that I do not agree with Y/N ’s ascertainment?” Tony inquires as innocently as possible, but you are not fooled by his pretenses. You’ve grown to know all his little games and tricks by now.

“You can but nobody cares, Stark.” you voice your opinion before Fury even gets the chance to open his mouth. “What the hell were you thinking?! I know your magical armor is almost invincible but the rest of us aren’t and exposing us to the enemy did not aid the cause of the mission!”

“See, that’s where you are wrong, Y/N. Our arrival was highly anticipated and by doing something unexpected – in this case exposing ourselves and pretending to surrender – we managed to catch them off-guard and consequently we were able to defeat them. I call this smart leadership and if this is your peculiar way of thanking me, you’re welcome!”

“Un-believable! Smart leadership?! Stark, it’s obvious you winged it just like everything else in your life! Gosh, do you even hear yourself when you talk?”

“Okay, now that’s getting a bit personal-“ but Tony’s not able to finish his sentence.

“ENOUGH!” Fury thunders. “This isn’t kindergarten. You know what? Get out. Both of you.”

“I beg your pardon?” you can’t believe your ears.

“I said leave the conference room. Both of you. You got ten minutes to cool down then you may rejoin the discussion.”

Tony rolls his eyes and slowly takes his leave. You wait a couple of seconds, hoping Fury would change his mind and let you stay but nothing happens. You let out a loud scoff and storm out. The heavy door closes behind you with  a thud and you head to the bridge, but before you could set a foot on it, you hear a violent ‘psssssst’ coming from a door cracked open about ten feet away. You approach it with caution but as you get near it, a hand reaches out and pulls you in.

“Tony?!” you blurt out.

“Ssshhh! No need to scream just yet, darling.” he scolds you then flashes a smile that would make the majority of earth’s female population drop their panties in an instant.

“Is this… is this a janitor’s closet??” you ask incredulously as you take in your surroundings.

“Yeah, but hey, you know the drill about desperate times and desperate measures... I want you. Now.”

Not waiting for a reaction, he grabs your hips and kisses you forcefully. You can taste the whiskey he drank prior the battle mixed with blood from your busted lip on his tongue. A second later you push him away and he looks utterly at loss.

“You risked the success of our mission earlier today! Do you honestly expect me to just let that slip? You were a bad boy, Tony. And you know what bad boys deserve?”

“Punishment.”

You take a step closer and press yourself flush against his body while standing on your tiptoes.

“Indeed. And I think I may have to be the one to deliver the punishment in the form of what the French call La Petite Mort.” you whisper in his ear, and you can feel his hard-on twitching in his expensive Hugo Boss pants.

He loses control almost immediately and pins you against the wall.

“That’s my favorite kind of death, darling!” he says in between kisses.

It takes a few seconds to peel each other’s redundant clothing off, but you succeed. He flips you so you’d face the wall and enters you from behind. A moan escapes your mouth. One of his hands is on your hip and the other one he uses to reach to the front and massage you.  

“You know, you couldn’t have come up with a better punishment, even if you tried…” he pants, his lips brushing against your neck.

“Thanks... but lately I feel like… I’ve been dealing out… more chastisement than ever…” you breathe out as pleasure slowly begins building inside you.

“Busted…you see what you do to me, Y/N? I aim to misbehave… just so you would get angry… and you’d punish me…”

He picks up the pace and soon you have to bite down on your lower arm to prevent yourself from screaming out. His fast motions morph into slow, sloppy ones and a deep groan lets you know he’s reached his bliss as well. You stand there for a minute all tangled up in each other, trying to normalize your breath.

“I so hate sneaking around…” you complain in a thin voice as you pull the zipper up on your skin-tight suit.

“I know, sweetheart, me too. But we’ll go official when the time is right.” he pecks you on the lips “Now let’s rejoin that ridiculous meeting.”

You enter the room but halfway to your seat you come to a halt. The atmosphere has clearly changed. Steve is staring into the void while Nat’s face is buried into her hands. Bruce appears to be thinking hard while Clint can’t tear his gaze from you.

“Where’s Thor? And Fury? Is the meeting over?” you ask.

“Thor left for Asgard and Fury is probably poking his other eye out. Or deafening himself. At least that’s what I’m contemplating right now.” Clint offers an explanation completely deadpan.

Before you can threaten him to kick his ass if he didn’t quit messing, Tony comes in and stops behind you.

“What happened to you all?” he draws his eyebrows together “It appears as if you- nooooo…“

His eyes widen and you look at him in confusion.

“The body camera in your suit.” he whispers to you through gritted teeth.

“Bingo, Mr. I aim to misbehave!” Nat’s voice is muffled but still audible.

When your heartrate increases or decreases to an unusual level, the camera starts projecting the image to the closest device capable of receiving its signal. This way you can get help if you’re in trouble or hurt. Apparently, the gadget cannot differentiate between an increase due to danger and an increase due to excitement, so the projection started in the conference room... As a result, the company present saw and heard everything. Everything. All the blood drains from your face.

“Next time please do us a favor and turn the damn thing off, would you?” Bruce suggests.

“Banner, you know how this works, too, why didn’t you stop the projection?!” Tony snaps at him.

“I tried but Thor got uncomfortable and smashed the control panel with his hammer! He damaged the system enough to log Fury out, but the video kept going and going… So, he summoned the Bifrost on the balcony and left. We, on the other hand, are still waiting for Fury’s return so we had to endure the whole show you put on...”

“Gosh, this is embarrassing… but hey, at least it was educational for Rogers, wasn’t it?

“Tony!” you smack his shoulder, feeling the heat rise to your cheeks.

“Yes, darling?” he snakes an arm around your waist.

Suddenly, Fury’s hologram pops back in.

“You…” he drags the word, staring daggers at the two of you. “You almost made me carve out my good eye…”

Clint claps his hands together then points at Fury, mouthing an ‘I told you’. Fury glances at him but carries on without reacting.

“If you didn’t happen to be two of earth’s mightiest heroes, I’d fire you in a heartbeat!”

“We are very well aware, and we are incredibly sorry for the inconvenience we caused!” you almost stutter the sentence. “It won’t happen again.”

“Hey!” Tony protests.

“I mean, in public.”

“Ah, okay.”

“Anyway…” Fury continues “Unfortunately, we all learned the true reason why today’s mission went sideways, but that’s not what’s gonna get documented. We will go with Stark’s smart leadership crap. If there are no further questions, the meeting is over, and you can disassemble.”

The others vanish in a blink of an eye, only Tony and you are left in the conference room. He pulls you closer and you wrap your arms around his neck.

“I guess the cat’s out of the bag now, huh?” he murmurs.

“Yup. Though this definitely wasn’t the way I wanted to let them know we’re together.”

You stand there for a couple of minutes, just swaying in each other’s embrace. You lean your head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat.

“Listen, I know you said public places were off-limits, but here’s this huge glass table and everyone’s gone!” Tony whispers, totally ruining the moment.

You roll your eyes and smack his shoulder yet again as a response, then head off.

“I assume that’s a no then?” he shouts after you.

A small smile spreads across his face. He is not a believer, but he believes in you and in what you two have. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him and he knows it.

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