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swiftllama · 3 months

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January Compliments ☀️🔍

[Compliments Masterlist]

Hello everyone and welcome to the first Compliments Post of 2024! Hope the year has started off well for you all, and if not, then I hope this post can at least provide a little bit of joy to your day 🫶

We may be only one month in but the boys have been delivering since the very first day 🙌 So let’s get into it shall we! :-

January 2024

Ian’s 2023 Wrap Up

So to start us off, first day of the year and Mr Sunshine was already tugging at our heartstrings with his wrap up of 2023, and who made his 2023 what it was? Well Anthony of course 🥹

STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! 😩

LIKE WHAT IS THIS??? IM MEANT TO COPE WITH THIS??? HOW???

The fact the WHOLE post is Anthony - from the photos to the caption! EVERY SINGLE PHOTO HAS ANTHONY 😭 Also don’t even get me started on the two unseen photos and the fact they’ve been kept from us till now. How dare 😤 AND the fact the first person he thanked was Anthony! Like yes he’s thanking and appreciating many people with this post but come on now, from the pictures alone it’s clear who made his year. This is just SO SPECIAL! Especially coming from Ian, who isn’t normally a big one for sharing his emotions (I think we’ve seen a change with that recently though), but this is BIG!

Anthony also in return left a sweet comment :-

“proud of you buddy.”

CRYING 😭 They kill me these two, couldn’t even go one day without being sappy to each other - not that I’m complaining. And as much as I would love to just sit here in this gooeyness, we’ve got a lot to get through so I must move on 🥲

LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP (Flashback)

So they reacted to the classic Legend Of Zelda Rap in this Flashback eps and got a few little compliments thrown in :-

[discussing the scene of Ian dressed as Link winking at the camera that spawned a viral gif]

Anthony: “That for some reason was a clip that went viral- or a gif that went viral.”

Ian: “Yeah, it’s like horny posters.”

Anthony: “Yeah.”

Ian: “Yeah.”

Anthony: “I see it way too much.”

[shoutout editor Kortney for this 😆]

Ian: “Gotta say, never looked better.”

Anthony: “That’s true.”

Anthony agrees 😏

Erin: [asking Ian if he had spicy time in the Link outfit like Anthony said about the Assassin’s Creed outfit in their 2 Truths 1 Lie eps]

Ian: “I did not have spicy time in the Link outfit because that outfit was very tight, there was not much of a range of motion in it.”

Anthony: “Right. Well you could be a pillow princess in that.”

Ian: “I’m not a pillow princess.”

Anthony: “Oh really?”

Ian: “Yeah.”

Anthony: “I’ve heard otherwise.”

[look at each other and Anthony laughs]

Ian: “Oh yeah, cause canonically we had sex for seven years.”

Anthony: [laughs] “In the Food Battle lore.”

Ian: “Yeah. Canonically in Food Battle, we’ve had sex for seven years. You know every crevice of my body.”

Anthony: “Of your anatomy.”

Ian: “Yeah.”

Anthony: “Anywho…”

Ian: “Wow, this went a weird place.”

Anthony: “Back to looking at Link in his prime.”

Ian: “Back to me looking freakin’ HAWT.”

Anthony: “Yeah.”

Just them casually discussing the fact they’ve canonically had sex for 7 years and then Anthony once again agreeing Ian looked hot in the Link outfit… I don’t think I even need to say anything.

Anthony: “Oh! And I just want to give a shoutout to myself.”

Ian: “Oh, [sings] shoutout to myself.”

Anthony: “I painstakingly added those fucking stars [in the scene] for some reason. I thought they were so necessary.”

Ian: “Yeah, no, that was sick.”

Ian giving Anthony a little compliment for his hard work 😊

…

Speaking of the stars it was also something Ian brought up again later when they appeared in the video again :-

Ian: “Stars. Stars.”

Anthony: “Oh yeah. Stars. We got ‘em in there.”

Very cute how he wanted to shoutout Anthony’s work again ☺️

Erin: “That’s Anthony?! [as Ganondorf]”

Ian: “Yeah.”

Anthony: “Shut up. You knew that was me.”

Erin: “That’s crazy.”

Ian: “You didn’t know that was Anthony?”

Erin: “Where’d your, like, jaw go?”

Ian: “What do you mean? He’s got an epic jaw.”

Ian got so defensive on Anthony’s behalf here, I love it! Reminded me of the moments from Who Meme’d It when Anthony was defending Ian 😌

And that was us for this video!

Moving on…

SOUP!

Gets a big title cause why not!

But yes, soup! So Ian has gotten into making soup this year and on that same Friday we got the Flashback, that evening we were blessed out of nowhere with these stories :-

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THESE 😩

Like this is the cutest, most domesticated shit ever! They kill me!!!!

And okay yes when that first photo was posted I thought Ian was right then and there cooking it for him, Ian then responded with this :-

Let me live in my fantasies Ian! 😤

But regardless of Mr dashing-my-dreams Hecox, I’m still of the mindset they were hanging out that day and that’s when Ian gave him the container of soup.

Evidence :-

This photo only. That I believe Anthony took 😌

Also I try not to make these posts too shipper-heavy so that everyone may enjoy them if they’re just here for the friendship alone, so I’ll just leave this other little post I made here about some other thoughts I had on this soup situation that isn’t in the friendship realm 🤭 All cool if that’s not for you though!

VidConfessions

So 7 months later Vidcon finally decided to post this little interview they had with them lol. And even with such a short video we still got a few complimentary/cute moments :-

So Anthony was being his usual self and finding Ian the funniest person alive as always. There was a couple moments where Ian gave his answers and you just hear Anthony’s laugh in the background 🥰

Q: What are the last three things you Googled?

Ian: “Jared Leto cult…”

He’s a cutie ☺️

…

And it happened again!

Q: What’s the cringest thing you’ve ever done for views?

Ian: “I mean like our whole channel’s cringe.”

Anthony, once again: [laughing in the background]

Love him and how much he loves Ian and his humour 😊

This was just one wee last bit I thought was cute :-

Ian: [signing out the video] “This has been Ian from Smosh, that’s right, the channel that is 17 and a half years old that’s doing sketch comedy again with my best friend Anthony.”

Can never resist them calling each other ‘best friend’ so of course had to include it!

Making of Pokémon In Real Life 2024

So they brought back the classic Pokémon In Real Life sketch, and from that obviously we got the BTS. Only a couple little moments from this one but just wanted to include them cause they were silly 🤓

Ian: [sneezes] “Sorry. Your hairspray.”

Anthony: “Ohhh… he’s allergic to me [smirks].”

👀 Don’t know what that was about but alrighty, Anthony…

Ian: [cuts his finger and there’s a dot of blood]

Anthony: “Oh my god, dude. Are you okay?”

Ian: “No, I’m not okay. Trigger warning gore.”

Anthony: “Do you need someone to suck out the blood?”

Why did this just turn into Saltburn? Don’t know what Anthony was on with the these two moments but I won’t question it 😝 And despite saying ‘someone’, he was definitely offering to suck the blood from Ian’s finger himself 🤭

Pokémon In Real Life 2024 Watch Party

Of course with the sketch and BTS we got a livestream, which gave us some cute and complimentary moments 😊

To kick off this livestream I just wanna point out that they were wearing matching colours with Anthony’s jacket and Ian’s hoodie, plus matching Smosh Pokémon hats which is very cute 😊

Ian: [apologising for getting annoyed in the BTS due to the background noise messing up their filming] “Dude, this video. This Pokémon video. I apologise if I looked very angry in the behind the scenes.”

Anthony: [laughs] “You didn’t look that bad. Honestly, it amped up accurately.”

Erin: “The compilation of you getting angry, it was pretty funny.”

Anthony: Yeah, so it was justified. People knew why you were angry.”

Love the reassurance from Anthony here so that Ian isn’t worried about how he came across in the video.

[take their hats off]

Ian: “How’s my hair? Is it weird?”

Anthony: “Is mine weird? Yours is fine.”

Ian: “No, I feel like yours is like, yours has like a messy chic to it, you know.”

Them just complimenting each other’s hair - here for it! Also Ian’s added compliment of “messy chic” 😄

[playing Pokémon quiz]

I&A: “Jinx.”

Crew: [laughs]

Anthony: [smiles and points to Ian] “Jinx.”

Ian: “That’s our favourite. Favourite Pokémon.”

Funny because it’s both the Pokémon’s name and they said it at the same time 😝 Cute how Ian also got in that that’s their favourite ☺️

[complete the quiz]

Anthony: “Dude, 100 percent, bro.”

I&A: [high-five]

Of course always gotta include the highfives 😌

After the quiz they go on to play a Pikachu x Sonic crossover. Anthony plays a round and then Ian goes to play but can’t get the controls to work for him so Anthony’s showing him what to do 🥹 I don’t feel the need to include what they said here as it’s just Anthony saying what buttons to push but just wanted to include a little description of what was happening at this moment 😊

Ian: [completes the game]

Anthony: “You won the game.” [clapping]

Just another little cute moment I wanted to include of Anthony clapping for Ian 🙂

[playing Pokémon Among Us]

Anthony: [playing the game well]

Ian: “Alright, I hate that you’re like kind of eating.” [as Ian kept dying]

A begrudging little compliment from Ian there 😄

[signing the livestream off]

Ian: “Happy New Year, hope the holidays were a fun time for you and you had some eggnog and sat by the campfire…”

Anthony: “Roasting chestnuts.”

Ian: “Roasting chestnuts.”

Anthony: “Or chestnut. I’m not making any assumptions.”

Ian: “….What?”

Anthony: “Just if they don’t have more than one chestnut.”

Ian: “Ohh, okay. I don’t know if you could buy a singular chestnut but…”

Anthony: “I think there’s a way.”

Ian: “Go off king.”

Just a silly little one to end on because I wanted to include Ian calling Anthony ‘king’ 🤭

Can I Guess Who Slapped Me?

So the video of Anthony getting slapped finally dropped! And it was everything and more, especially when it came to moments between Ian and Anthony so let’s jump right in :-

Right off the bat we had this as the description for Ian…

👀👀👀

Now onto the actual slapping…

The moment that got us all was just before Ian slaps him he slowly started caressing Anthony’s face so obviously that had us all going crazy! Including the cast and crew!

Anthony: [after the slap] “Oh. Wow. Uhhh, this person thinks they’re hilarious.” [laughs]

Cast & Crew: [laughing]

Ian: [Trying not to laugh]

Anthony: “Uhhh, who would do that? Who would caress my face and slap me out of nowhere?”

Ian: [boops Anthony’s nose]

Anthony: “Uh, it feels like an Ian move to me… Did you just boop me? Um, that feels like an Ian move.”

Kiana: “That is correct.”

Everyone: [celebrating and applauding]

Anthony: [puts his hands out and Ian high-fives him]

Angela: “Friendship always wins!”

Ian: “Well done. Well done. Good job to you.”

Anthony: [bowing]

Ian: “There we go. There we go. That’s the only one you truly needed to get right.”

Anthony: [laughs]

So true Ian! That was the most important one he needed to get right! And I just want to point out how Ian was only the 3rd person Anthony got right, and of course he knew it was him right away with his cheeky little joke of “this person thinks they’re hilarious” 😝 he knew the second Ian caressed his face that it was him cause they truly just know each other that well ☺️ Live for Angela yelling “Friendship always wins!” after he got it right too! And can we also talk about the totally unnecessary, but very, very cute little nose boop Ian threw in there just cause he wanted to! Obsessed!

A little bit later in the video during Duran’s round of slapping Anthony another little moment happened that I just wanted to include cause I thought that it was funny and showed how silly of a mood Ian was in, I think Anthony being blindfolded was playing a part in that and he gained a little extra layer of confidence to just fuck about with Anthony 😆

Anthony: [standing with his butt pushed out waiting to be slapped]

Kiana: “The stance is great. The stance is great.”

Ian: [runs over and pretends to go in to slap Anthony’s butt]

Anthony: “Why’s there wind?”

Cast & Crew: [laugh]

Hehe 🤭

Anyways! That was it for the slapping video but I did also want to include something that came off the back of it and that was…

Bonus

Anthony dedicating a whole Instagram post to Ian slapping him :-

Obessed with this though! The fact he went out of his way to make a post specifically about Ian slapping him over anyone else, plus that caption! ‘only ian would slap me like that’ - truly the cherry on top of it all 😌

Jacksfilms Confesses His Biggest Regret

So they had Jacksfilms on as a guest for Flashback to react to some of his old videos and an old collab of his the boys had been a part of.

Jack: [talking about how he moved to LA after he graduated] “…And that’s when I started collaborating with some, then, very big YouTube channels.”

Anthony: [looks at Ian] “Yeah, back then we were big.” [elbows Ian and Ian elbows him back]

Them just being silly 😄 loved the little elbowing of each other too 😊

Jack: “I remember I was in college, I was like out hanging with my friends. I just got 50,000 subs on YouTube, baby. And one of my friends just like took the air right out of my tire, or sails, whatever, and was like ‘Uh, yeah, did you know that Smosh has like a million now?’.”

Ian: “Pffft.”

Anthony: [silent laughs] “Noice!” [high-fives Ian] “Noice!”

Again, just more of them being silly. Plus high-five!

I should have mentioned at the start of this section that Ian is in a tshirt-dress for this video as a reference to Jack as it’s got tweets of his printed on it. Anyway, as a result his legs are out obviously, and that’s relevant to this next part :-

Anthony: [talking about how there’s always an audience for every kind of content, it’s just about what kind of audience you want to have]

Ian: “That’s true. And you want this audience.” [pointing to show off his legs]

Anthony: “You want this.”

Ian: “You want the audience that accepts this.”

Anthony: “This is what you want. This is the audience that we have. And we are very happy with this audience.”

Ian: “Exactly.”

Anthony: “They’ve been begging for this.”

And we’re more than happy to be the audience for it! 😌 (As is Anthony considering how many times he was checking out Ian’s legs during this video 😉)

Anthony also had this to say about YouTube’s hate for Ian’s attire 😤

Jack: [talking about a sponsorship he done with other youtubers to test out a new workout program]

Ian: “Did you get Jaaaacked?”

Anthony: [looks at Ian with a smirk and high-fives him]

Second high-five for this video! Also Anthony just quietly complimenting Ian’s pun 😄

Ian: “Do you [Jack] have any regrets? Any videos that you regret making?” [smiling]

Anthony: “You look so happy saying that.” [smiling] “This is happiest I’ve seen you all episode.” [laughs]

Just thought it was cute how Anthony seeing Ian smiling made him smile and laugh 😊

And that was it for another Flashback!

No1 Ian Fan Strikes Again

So Anthony was back at it! The Smosh team was out celebrating one of the crews birthday - Erin posted this to her story. Now I’m sure there were probably multiple photos and videos taken this night but what was the only thing Anthony shared from it? That’s right! Ian of course!

He’s obsessed with that boy and I love it! 😌

Ian also reshared and replied to Anthony’s story which you can find here

Making Of “MrBeast Copycats Have Gone Too Far”

So the BTS of the MrBeast Copycats Have Gone Too Far sketch offered us a few little moments :-

So this seemed to be a very high-five, hand-hold heavy BTS. Think they were just in one of those moods where they want any excuse to touch each other 🤭😉

[Finishing off their little video introduction]

Anthony: [goes in to high-five Ian and grips his hand]

Ian: [high-fives Anthony back and also grips his hand in response]

I&A: [still holding each other’s hands] “Let’s go shoot this shit!”

Ian: [messing up his line] “I’m having a trouble! I’m having a trouble…” [facepalms]

Shayne: “That’s so funny. ‘I’m having a trouble’.”

Anthony and Courtney: [laughing]

Anthony: [to Ian] “Are you having a trouble?” [puts hand on Ian’s shoulder]

Ian: “I’m having a trouble. Words.”

Anthony: [laughs]

I know they were (lovingly) poking fun at Ian here, but the wee glimpse of the shoulder touch from Anthony to Ian is what got me ☺️

I&A: [In character but joking around]

Ian: “There’s a twist. There’s a twist.” [puts hand out to Anthony] “There’s a twist.”

Anthony: “There’s a twist.” [takes Ian’s hand and grips it]

I&A: [still holding hands whilst lightly pushing/tapping each other and repeating “there’s a twist”. They then start scissoring their fingers together, before gripping each other’s fingers and pulling the other in closer to them whilst now repeating “getting twisted” and manically laughing]

Well… that was… something… 👀

Told you they were just looking for any excuse to touch each other. But hey, wouldn’t be a Smosh BTS if Ian and Anthony weren’t flirting with each other 😜

And to finish off this high-five heavy BTS, I’ll leave you with this :-

Ian: [talking about how Anthony injured himself by dropping a laptop on his foot and how he should take an Advil but Anthony doesn’t take Advil so he doesn’t know if it’ll help]

Anthony: “I don’t care about the pain, I just want the throbbing to stop.”

Ian: “He doesn’t like throbbing.”

Anthony: “I don’t like throbbing. I like pulsating.”

Ian: [laughs] “I hate both of those words.”

Anthony: [laughs] “Yeah, usually I say throbbing or pulsating member…”

Ian: [acting disgusted]

Anthony: “Speaking of members thank you so much being a Smoshtastic or Smosh Royalty member!”

Ian: “Yeah! Thanks for being our throbbing members.” [laughs]

Anthony: “Our pulsating members.”

Ian: “Yeahhh, throbbing members.”

I&A: [high-five]

Um… thanks boys, I guess… happy to be a throbbing and pulsating member… 🥴🤦‍♀️ They high-fived so I had to include it, don’t blame me for what they said! 😩

And on that’s note that brings us to the end of January! Hope you all enjoyed reading - I’d say it was a very good start to the year in terms of content, and the boys very much delivered in terms of complimentary moments so can’t complain 😌

Thank you all again for reading and I shall see you next time! 💖

#feel I say this every month but sorry this took me so long to get out for you guys 🫣#appreciate your patience!#but anyways hope you enjoyed the compliments for another month 😊#ianthony compliments #ianthony #☀️🔍#ian hecox #anthony padilla #smosh #my posts

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kindestofkings · 5 months

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never go out of style

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authors note: I had loads of fun with this one! this one is for the josh girlies. also its so fluffy, as all my stuff is, life is sad enough so my fics will probs always be soft lol !

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aleksa-sims · 5 months

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RL Simself Story ( 18+)

Dilek & I took a break from studying. I was hungry, but Dilek didn’t want to eat my grandma’s pie. She was way too excited. Nico was coming by. And since I knew how dumb Dilek always acts when she sees Nico or Philip... I told her, I was going to get mad, if she starts drooling again or something.😒My cousin M. even hid in his room, bcs of her! He knew she's... crazy!! At my wedding he saw it himself, how obsessed Dilek is with certain.... tall men. Honestly, I don’t care!! As long as she doesn’t hit on my boyfriend, like she used to. 😠

And my Grams didn’t like my.... dress? Somehow she was not in a good mood.

Dilek (to me): We could do something later? My parents think we’re just gonna study all day. That means, I don’t have to go home yet. I have an excuse to stay away a bit longer.

Me: You’re 21! Why do you put up with that?? I never listened to my parents when it came to my freedom.

Grams: That’s why you kept running away from home. And now you’re pregnant with Nico but still married to Daniel.🤨Not to mention your addiction!

Me: Agh, Nonna!.... Thanks for the nice reminder! 😬😒..Ho chiesto il divorzio! (I’m getting a divorce!)

Dilek (to me): You talking about me?

Me: It's NOT all about you! It's about Daniel. 😞

Grams: Where did you find that dress?

Me: It was in my closet! And I know it's my Mom's dress!

Dilek: A. was proud of herself, for fitting into her Mom’s dress. 😄

Me: Hey, my Mom used to tell me I was bit too fat. But as you can see, I fit into her dress! So, if I’m fat, so is she. 🤷‍♀️

Grams: Why do you think it’s your Mom’s?.... But-, agh! Whatever, please take it off, bella!

Me: Nope!...... But honestly! Do you hate my Mom sm? Or why else would you mind me wearing her dress?

Grams: It's not your Mom's dress and I don't hate your mother, A.!

Me: But it was in Dad's room and I-... I remember this dress.

Grams: I doubt that, you were only 3 at the time. Maybe your Mom had a similar dress, but it’s mine! I-... I had a-... Agh, you’re pregnant, you shouldn’t wear it.😞

Me: Huuhh??? But I like it sm Nonna. 🙂

Grams: I’ll buy you a new dress!... Please Honey, listen to me. And you don’t need that old rag. I better get rid of this dress. 😟

Grams: Oh! It rang!

Me: I will take off the dress, but I want to know WHY! And I don't need a new one. I like this one. 😔

Grams: Agh, bella... Go open the door for your boyfriend. Later we’ll talk about it.

Me: Ok...... I can't wait to see N.! And you Dilek!!! Mind your manners! 🤨

Dilek: I won’t say anything awkward! 😇

Me: I missed you.

Nico: Wow babe, you look smokin' in that dress. Hm? It’s a bit dull, but on you, it looks damn hot! Tonight I have something.... special in mind for you. 😏

Me: What you mean?

Nico: It’s time to start your training.

Me: Ha? I’m not doing a workout with you.

Nico: Nah! Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing and you’re just gonna do, what I want. Trust me! You’ll love it... Love you.

Me: Okay? But hey, Dilek's here.

Nico: She's still here? 😕.... Agh, all right! But not too long, ok? I wanna be alone with you. And undisturbed!!

Dilek: Heeyyy!..🤤🤤...

Me (to Dilek): Careful, you're drooling.

Nico (to D.): C'mon. Say it!... You know what I want to hear.

Dilek: Number one!... So glad & nice to see you. I was hoping you’d come back.

Nico: Oh, I'm sure you do.

Dilek: I kept telling A., Number two isn't good enough. He's handsome but not... you. I was always Team N.!

Me: Stop calling Philip number 2, hell. You promised Dilek.

Dilek: I won’t call Philip number two when he’s around!!! But he's not here! So who cares?

Nico: Be a good girl and go home, Dilek... Do it for me.

Dilek: Whatever you want! 😇

Nico: Thanks!... And now go! I’d hug you, but I don't want you to ..... faint.😏.... 😆

Dilek: I won't!... A.? May I?

Me: NO! Just go, D.! And be careful not to slip on your own slime trail. 🤨

Dilek's SOOO stupid!!! She promised me not to call Philip number 2 anymore! She just can't stop with that shit! 😠

And Nico, I've seen through him! I know why he acted like this. It was kind of a... show for me. He wanted to show me what he wants or expects from me. He wants me, like Dilek, to say yes to everything he says, just to please him. This was nothing new to me, but still it makes me...... angry?🤷‍♀️ As if I have to suck up to him? Though I told him it was ok for me and I also knew that he did not mean this bad! He was alsways nice and sweet to me. Agh yea, anyway! I’ll explain it soon and also about my dress.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #rl story #myrlgameplay #cw addiction #cw pregnancy

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kengan-daddies · 7 months

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I know your gonna like this one a request for saw paing x reader (your choice I just like the idea you can pick what happens if not please ignore this 😄)

You must know me well, I did like this ask the moment I saw it (😏), I just had to think of a story but then I was 'eh, I'll just guess the story as I write like I always do.'

Our Beginning Child! Saw Paing Yoroizuka x Child! Fem Reader

Anime : Kengan Ashura Character : Saw Paing Yoroizuka Warning : Fluff, Childhood, sexism

Our Beginning Child! Saw Paing Yoroizuka x Child! Fem Reader

The first time you met Saw Paing, you were a young girl in The Village of Dawn, Your parents owned a fruit stand, and once you were old enough, you were finally allowed to help. You loved the fruit stand, it granted you so much. Friends, meeting new people, sense of purpose, excitement, and good health. You were 7 when you first officially met him, the loudest boy in the village, he'd run around asking people if they needed to help with their heaviest items, and he was always determined to get stronger.

He ran up to your stand, a large smile on his dirty face. "HEY!! YOU GUYS NEED ANY HELP!!" You cringed at the loudness of his voice, your mother chuckled from behind you as she placed her hands on your shoulder. "Why yes we do, Saw Paing, we just got some new shipment crats and we need to fill them up with fruits, why don't you and Y/N go and fill them up and you can bring them back." She said. You didn't mind collecting fruits, it's what you and your father did all the time. His smile widened, and you stared at him in wonder. 'How much more can he smile?' You thought.

"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!! LET'S GET STARTED THEN!!!!" He shouted as he ran off, both you and your mother leaned over the counter as you watched him run off. You sighed. "He didn't even grab a crate and he ran off in a random direction." You said, your mother chuckled. "Oh my, just like his Mother." She said in a nostalgic voice. Your mother placed a crate in your arms. "There you are, just head on down to the fruit trees, I'll send Saw Paing your way once he comes back." She said. You stared up at her with a questioning stare. "How do you know he'll come back?" You asked.

She gave you a knowing smile. "Oh trust me, I know." She said. You stared at her a little longer before you sighed, you walked out from the stand heading towards your father who was waiting for you with a few crates in his arms. You both walked to the field of fruits, fruit trees as far as the eye could see, the trees were all free for the public to use, but many people were too lazy to walk way out just for an apple or two, so they bought them from your family instead. Your father placed the crates down, one under each tree, and you placed yours down under an orange tree.

Your father had four crates and you had one which made five in total, so five trees had a crate up against their trunk, you both climbed up a tree, going high to get the best fruits, you inhaled deeply, the scent of oranges overwhelming your senses as you smiled. You pulled at a plump orange, struggling to pluck it and once it did you smiled in victory, placing it between your legs so it wouldn't roll off and you continued to do that a few more times before you were satisfied. You looked down at the six oranges, you then looked to your side, seeing the crate at the base of your tree.

One by one, you dropped the oranges down into the crate watching as they bounced a few times before they settled. You were able to pluck 12 oranges before the sound of yelling sounded out, you looked through the leaves, trying to see what was happening. "What in the?" You questioned as you watched as Saw Paing came running at you both with three crates over his head, his ever-present smile on his face as he ran towards the field. "Wow, mom was right." You said, as you watched him stand in the clearing, your father's voice ranged out, giving Saw Paing instructions on what to do, he nodded and smiled, a gremlin-like chuckle leaving him as he raced off to a tree without a crate.

You went back to what you were doing, sitting there another 3o minutes before you sighed in accomplishment. "Finally done." You said as you leaned against the thick trunk, your legs swung as you relaxed your tired arms limply in your lap. You heard shouting and you rolled your eyes. "There he goes again." You said as you listened to Saw Paing's victory shout about filling up yet another crate. "That's his fifth one in less than 30 minutes, that's wild." You said to yourself as you shook your head. You looked down at your hands. "How is he so strong?... We're like the same age." You said as you remembered what your mother taught you.

"Children and women are naturally weaker than men, it's the flow of the earth, so never feel lesser or troubled when you can't do as much as your father. Not even I can do as much as he can, I can try but I get tired much quicker than he does, so never feel weaker or more insignificant, but you're not alone." She said. You thought over her words. "But, how come I'm weaker than you then, Mama? Aren't you a girl too?" You asked her. She chuckled. "That's just simply because your muscles aren't as developed as mine are yet, all children are like that, boys and girl, hence why they always say 'Gather the women and children.'" She explained.

You sat there, listening to him yell another victory scream, you looked up from your hands, clenching your small fists. 'I'm starting to think that not everyone follows that flow of life.' You thought.

By the time the sun was beginning to set, that's when you, your father, and Saw Paing all made your way back to the fruit stand, you didn't have a crate in your arms, they were all too heavy for you to even pick them up. You looked over at your father and Saw Paing, they were each holding some crates. Your father carried six on his shoulder with ease while Saw Paing carried two on his. You stared at Saw Paing, bewildered at how he was even strong enough to even carry the crates. It almost felt unfair, seeing how strong he was... It just wasn't right...

After that, it became an endless cycle of Saw Paing coming to help once a month, he was always so eager and ready to help, always covered in dirt from helping everyone in the village with their restocks. You would go with them, and help pluck fruits but that was about it, you were starting to feel useless, you wanted to stop tagging along, it seemed pointless. You sat in the apple tree, resting your arms after pulling 13 apples nonstop, they burned and ached but you had a job to finish. You felt your thick branch shake some and you looked around in panic. 'An earthquake?' Your frantic mind thought, but then a hand grabbed onto your branch and you relaxed some, seeing Saw Paing hoist himself up on the branch, he smiled at you as he sat on it.

His legs gaped as he faced you. "Hey!! Your dad told me to come help ya!!" He said happily. You pouted at him as you crossed your arms. "I don't need any help." You said. He kept his same smile as he stared at you. "I don't make the rules, I just follow them!!.... But you do look tired." He said. You huffed as you sat up straight proving your point by grabbing a nearby apple, by twisting it a few times before you were able to pluck it off. "I'm not tired." You said beginning on the next apple. He stared at you a little longer before his smile seemed to widen. "GREAT!! I'LL HELP THEN!!" He suddenly shouted as he turned around on the branch facing away from you and he began plucking them off like grapes on a stem.

You watched as he just plucked them without a care in the world, you watched him a little longer, trying to copy him, but finding it impossible to even snatch the fruit off without weakening the stem. You wanted to cry. It wasn't fair.

Once you all made it back to the fruit stand, Saw Paing bid you all farewell as he ran off to who knows where, you were exhausted but you swore that you hadn't done anything aside from plucking a few fruits. You helped your parents close up the stand, before retiring to bed, you plopped down on your bed, sighing as you watched your dangling feet. The sound of light knocking on your door sounded out. "Y/N, sweety, can I come in?" Came your mother's kind voice. "Yeah." You said. She came in, a small smile on her face as he stared at you. "Are you upset with Saw Paing?" She asked. You looked up at her quickly, wanting to deny her claims, but the knowing look in her eyes made you sigh.

"Yeah." You said. she chuckled lightly as she walked over to your mattress, she sat down next to you, rubbing your back gently. "Oh sweety, you shouldn't feel bad, it's only natural... When I was your age, I didn't like the fact that I was getting pushed out of the way either, My brothers would take over the tasks that I used to help with. It felt so unfair... I felt useless, so I tried to prove myself, but it never worked in the end... I'd just end up tiring myself out in the end." She explained. You cringed as you thought of how tired you were earlier.

"It's okay to be weak... It's okay to not be strong... To be honest, it's the weak that makes the world spin." She said. You looked up at her, confused. "You see, the world goes around because of weak people. We make guns, knives, and armor to protect us, we make patterns, designs, and art to keep us entertained, we make technology, tools, and clothes to help us. Weak people are some of the most important people on the earth, without us, the world would be a pretty boring place." She said. You thought over her words. 'That's pretty true, a strong person doesn't need protection, they can protect themselves already, they don't need entertainment they get that from gaining strength, and they don't need help when they don't really use the stuff.' You thought.

Your mother smiles, seeing the gears in your head turning, she gives you a kiss on your forehead and a tight hug before she stands up. "Tomorrow, how about you help me make some fruit pies? Mr. Yoroizuka is going to need some for the festival." She said, your face brightened up with a smile. "OH YEAH!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE FESTIVAL!!" You shouted as your eyes gleamed in excitement. Your mother chuckled as she walked to the door. "Get some good sleep okay? You'll need it. Goodnight, sweety." She said. You got comfortable under your blanket. "Goodnight mom." You said. She gave you one last look before she closed the door.

You lay there, looking at the stars through your window, your mind racing with thoughts from what your mother said to the festival. The sound of an excited yell sounded out over the village and you smiled to yourself. 'Maybe being weak isn't so bad.' You thought as you listened to Saw Paing's excited screams.

#kengan ashura #kengan ashura x reader #kengan ashura x y/n #kengan ashura fanfiction #kengan ashura saw paing yoroizuka #saw paing yoroizuka #saw paing x reader #saw paing x y/n

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inspiredwriter · 2 months

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*Una noche en la guarida*

Mikey 2018 : No puedo creer que llegó los juegos de La guarida 😃🤩🏆✨* se rasca la cabeza* ¿pero no sé qué juego haremos hoy?🤨🤔

Anastasia 2018 :*abraza a Mikey del cuello* bueno las chicas y yo hemos pensado ayudarle de su juego para que gane😄😉🏅¡El reto de los besos! 😈😘💋💖💞❣️

Leo 2018 :*deja su historieta* el reto de los besos Eso suena interesante 😏☺️✨*mira a Stefany*cariño puedes vecinos las reglas 😀🥰❣️💗💕

Stefany 2018 : claro las reglas son los retadores se sientan en una silla sin moverse🙂😄🪑*pone las sillas*mientras su compañera besa a su compañero muchas veces su cara frente nariz o labios 😏😘💘💖💞Pero uno no aguanta más besos se cae de la Silla pierde 🤨😤👎

Donnie 2018 :*mirá su teléfono*Oh si y qué pasará si uno de nosotros cae de la Silla pierde quien gana 🤨🙄📱

April 2018 : Tony mi amor Dame el teléfono es para que entiendas este juego 😀😅📱❣️💕💖*quita a Donnie del teléfono* solo escúchanos Pero si alguno caen de la Silla por no aguantar muchos besos será el único hombre en pie ser el ganador 😊😉🏅🏆✨

Raph 2018 : es fascinante esa idea hagámoslo y hermanos ustedes van a perder 😈😁(pensamientos💭) muy bien Raph espero que te aguantes los besos de Candy 😊🥰❣️💕💖 no te desmayame sea un hombre de corazón de juego 😡😤❤️‍🔥

Candy 2018 :*pone las otra sillas* de acuerdo chicos ya pusimos las sillas por favor siéntese 😁😉🪑

Leo 2018, Mikey 2018, Donnie 2018 and Raph 2018 :*se sienta en las sillas* ¡Oh sí estamos listos para el juego nenas! 😏😄😘😁💝💖💕💗💘

Stefany 2018, Anastasia 2018, April 2018 and Candy 2018 : muy bien chicos primero nos prepararemos para que el juego empiece 🥰☺️😉😃💄✨*se echan lapiz labial en los labios*

@inspiredwriter

Leo 2018: Oh ho ho, it's going to be hot, guys😃😁🔥💖💘💕 Ha, try not to melt, hahaha!😏😆

Raph 2018: You look like a sissy yourself when Stefany kisses you😠🙄💋

Donnie 2018: Stop it guys, it's just ridiculous and unscientific to lose consciousness from ordinary kisses🙄😒💋 (Thoughts💭) If these are not kisses from my beloved April😄😍💗💓🩷💞 Wow, this beauty is a real protest against boring scientific works!😆🥰🧪🔬💖💓❣️💕

Mikey 2018: Come on guys, let's just have fun tonight😉🥰💗💘💕 *Squints his eyes evilly* Rest assured I won't lose~😈😆

Stefany 2018, Anastasia 2018, April 2018 and Candy 2018: Boys, we've finished putting on our lips☺😄😁😃💓💝❣️💞 *Approach the turtles and hug them* To the start...Attention...GO!🎊🏁🎉 *Start kissing the turtles' faces* Mua~😚💋💖💞 mua~💗💓💕 mmmua~💝💘🩷💞 mmua~❣️💓💞 mua~💗💖💕 mmua~💘💕 muah~💓🩷💞

Leo 2018: Oh yes, caress me, kitty, I like it~🤤🥰💖💗💞

Raph 2018: Oh my God, I'm so nervous...😳😖💦 But I continue to hold on like a man!😤🥰💘💓💝💕

Donnie 2018: Mmmmaah~☺🤤💓🩷💞 haha~😍💘💗💕 *Donnie's system is out of range*

April 2018: Oh, honey, heehee~🤭🤗💓❣️💝💕 *Scratches Donnie's chin and continues to kiss him* mua~😚💋💖💗💝💞 mua~💓💗💕 mmua~💘💓💞 muah~💖❣️💕

Donnie 2018: WHAT?!😳😧 I didn't switch off!😅😤

Mikey 2018: Mrrr~🥰💝🩷💘💕 *Swings on chair* Ouch!😖😳 Haha, sweetie, you left me with a hickey...😅 But I'm still holding on in place😆🥰💓💗❣️💞

Splinter 2018: I wonder what my sons and their girlfriends are doing there?🤔😏 *Approaches the gym and sees couples kissing* Muahaha, these little mischief makers, isn’t it too early for them to be doing this at their age?😆😁 ...I wish I could have a group of beauties kiss me like they did back in the day when I was a movie star~🥲🕺🎞🌟

@swagreecrow

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lindszeppelin · 2 months

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Watching the tactical training clip on loop. The kickback on that AR is intense. I’m not a gun nut, by ANY means, but I did shoot a rifle once.

I was 8, and our family was camping with another family. My dad, who was an infantry soldier in the Battle of the Bulge, never let us have toy guns. My mom even had to persuade him to let us have squirt guns to play with. He was adamant that guns were not toys (rightly so). When I was very young, I didn’t understand it was because he had actually killed people in the war. But he had. He was only 18 himself and he had seen his friends killed and killed German soldiers as young as himself. So he took it all very seriously, as you might imagine.

The other family we were camping with brought several weapons for target practice — and perhaps there was a plan to hunt for dinner but it didn’t materialize. I wouldn’t have eaten a deer or rabbit anyway. It was quite normal where I’m from to eat game, but I never had and it would have upset me too much. So they set up a target and my dad asked me and my sister if we wanted to shoot. My sister said no but I said yes.

My dad wanted me to practice with the gun but I wanted to shoot the rifle — it was a very basic Winchester, nothing elaborate. I’m not sure why I was so interested in it, but maybe because of those games you play at the state fair. It looked familiar and “fun” to me. My dad said ok, which surprised me, and they showed me how to hold it and set up and aim. I thought it was odd that my dad was standing one inch behind me but I assumed he wanted to make sure I did it right. That wasn’t why.

I fired once and that rifle knocked me back so hard into my dad, I came off my feet! He, of course, expected it and was as solid as a statue. When I steadied, I looked up at him, put the rifle down, and I was shaking. The other dad wanted to me try again, and was trying to coax me into it but I was certain I did not want another go. It scared the shit out of me and, despite being adjacent to guns for most of my life, I never shot anything again.

I truly hate what guns have become in our society. But watching Austin burn through that tactical course, knowing he is prepping for a role, seeing his commitment and power, is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. 😏

awww story time with MJ, i love it! it makes sense your dad wouldn't let you play with guns. and of course as a child you wouldn't have understood it until much later. but wow, way to go on shooting a rifle! i have never shot a gun before. my brother and my parents have their gun licenses and my brother knows more about guns since he carries it in his truck for protection. but now that im getting older im thinking i might want to get my license too, for protection purposes. you never know what kind of crazies are out there. and for women i think it's important we know how to defend ourselves.

and i think austin also is okay with guns. he's gone to shooting ranges with vanessa before. he may have one for protection also which would be safe and smart for him to have one in his house. but he is a pure natural with a gun. his cowboy ancestry came through lol it's very sexy. when a man knows how to shoot a gun and knows the power it wields and knows it's not a toy, that's when it's hot. i don't like guys that go hunting and liken guns to sports or whatever. but as a means of self defense and all that, it can be hot and austin wears it well

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welcome-to-green-hills · 5 months

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[Kicks down your door] MYSTERY SMART QUESTION TIME.

Shadow is immortal right? That would means that he can’t age. But I ask if he can physically still grow up while still being immortal. Like he could be 1000 years old and go “I’m starting to grow a beard.”

Huhhhh…. HUH!!!!! Okay, wow! Awesome! I really love this question! (Shadow starts hitting puberty when he’s 1,065yrd old. Oh my god!😂)

Believe it or not, the process of aging relies on both physics and biology. The “physics” being the wear and tear of your body in motion, “biology” being the health and wellbeing of You. That, and we have other factors to consider as well. There must be an understanding of worldly diseases and how to cure them. There also needs to be a prevention of growth in senescent cells—the cells that lose their genetic DNA coding after a cell’s shelf life dies—and an understanding of how to preserve the healthy cells. There needs to be an understanding in creating a coenzyme similar to NAD+ (a protein that tells other cells to, essentially, “to look after/take care of yourself”). There also needs to be free-range and mastery of STEM cells to prolong life. There also needs to be an understanding of infinite amounts of knowledge gained throughout the years, as well as a way for the brain to make more available space. Ethics and communal understanding of morality need to be factored in as well.

And… you know? There’s plenty of factors and caveats to worry about when it comes to the prevention of aging. (One of the caveats being that immortality will be redundant at one point in time with a peaceful transition to a different plane of existence). But this is not what you’re asking me. You’re asking me if it’s still possible to change in appearance if immortality is achieved. If you’re really interested in the science of aging, I suggest watching this video to start your journey.

The problem here is that I don’t have the knowledge needed to understand Shadow’s biology. If I did, then I could answer this question with more confidence. The only thing that we know is that he’s part Black Arms, part hedgehog, that he’s a government-funded project, and that Gerald Robotnik had tremendous trouble in completing Shadow. And even if that’s all understood, we’d still face the query of aging itself. It’s a 50/50 gamble of whether or not we can still look youthful when aging is prevented.

In short, I really don’t know. And I’m sorry. For now, I don’t have a strong answer to give you. It’s a complicated web of questions and trials that should be explored. But hey! It’s still kinda fun to think about.❤️✨😏

#shadow the hedgehog #mystery anon #off topic #I am an anthropologist #I am an archaeologist

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mtnkat3 · 2 years

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5.46pm I was outside thinking about You.. my Love... /s .. just.. thought I'd stumbled. Which I do trip over my feet.

Chewing my lips.😳🙈🙊🙇‍♀️

Heck, how I cracked my foot & stopped going to Anytime Fitness gym everyday [9.2009]. Even the recumbent bike was a bit much. I had tripped on a milk/file crate in my basement office. And.. I didn't loose weight. It took that massive effort of the USPS distro job to make me drop 30# in 5 mths. Sigh. The closest I've been to my ideal since...2001 & the days before Xenadrine/Ephedra were banned because of the baseball player death. [Took it without hydrating properly. I think he had a stroke.]

But thought I'd share what calms my soul..🌳🍃 & thinking about You..

Even when I'm dealing with my cats.. & my cat's 💩🤢😳🙈🙊 my big ol' bully huge paw having cat has turned into mama's lovebug! If he gets too wound up & tries to pop me, he gets popped. Hard to train an animal when someone else likes to wind him up.🙄🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ but a cat with silver dollar sized paws ain't no joke! And he's a scrapper!

Anyways.. household chores. While I have on Captain Marvel. Ya know hun.. I'm pissed at myself. I could've gone the test pilot route. But I took it as a sign God didn't want me in the military. Took me the whole summer of building trophies to let go of my lifelong dream.

I still wanna fly.

OMG I had the giggles in a tiny tourist Bell chopper at mb in 2015. But was so embarrassed kat about my weight I don't think about it much. Heck, I'd rather be flying it! Is it obvious that I have always loved rollercoasters too? Grin. I laugh on em. I don't scream. Just a release of G forces. 🤷‍♀️ But I haven't been anywhere fun like Carowinds.. oh! Since I went parasailing & jetskis, 1999! Wow. Ugh. Sigh. wh really is a boar! Lmao!

Dang it if that ain't the motivation!

Then I can do things that are fun! And yeah, that includes going to gun ranges! Jimney crickets!

Just.. is a reminder my Love... /s .

Wasn't allowed to go to YMCA to swim, physical therapy, martial arts, marksmanship, dance, counseling. Become a massage therapist, jewelry designer, work in a plant nursery.. Nothing.

Anyways.

About to get on laptop, to find.. a new one! Lol! And the trailer & supplies.

Gotta do it to earn!

I just.. well.. only God & You.. make me trembly in my boots!

Step carefully..

Cause I gotta learn. So I can grow.

I have to retrain my brain from everything that I probably learned wrong because wh likes to give me wrong info. I have had to fact check so much I just no longer believe a word. Forget about trust. [From wh.] Like I asked the best definition of a neckbeard. I have no idea if what he told me is accurate. I'll look on the web.

I need to learn, relearn, how to interact. But for You.. I must learn what things drive You.. bonkers.😳🙈🙊🙇‍♀️ And those that drive You.. wild... 😏😌

Anyways..

I was thinking about You.. 🎶

Wondering how tired You must get. How I wanna get You.. into a shower & help.. & rub away the tired muscles. Wanna make sure You.. have a meal waiting & can relax.. I'm not even talking.. just being there with & for You..

I just.. I miss You..

Closing my eyes.. feel me pour my love into You.. please.. bowing my head.

My Love... /s .. You.. hung the moon & stars in my eyes. I wanna drown in Your.. eyes.. soul.. Forever.

I wait whilst I work. For You..

~True love never dies & true love always waits.~

I have loved You.. Forever.

I will not ever stop.

Nor will I ever give up.

I will earn it dang it!

God help me.. please???

Your trembling, shaky, lip chewing, gut rumbling, listening, watching carefully, stepping...

[& dangit I seem to be the Alpha to neighbors horse of a dog. Sigh.🙄🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ ]

Your daughter Lord!,

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix. 🌺

👩🤓💡⚓🙏🙇‍♀️⛓🧰⚙⚒🛠⚔⚖🗽🌂🔗

🐯🐾🐐🦉🐢🐛🦋🌱🌺🌹🌻🌷🌳🧶🧵

⌚💫⚡🌠🗝🔱⚜💖💓💝♠️🧩♾🌎🎯🧭

🥧🍯☕🍼🍫🍁🧣🎶🕯💋

Sa.10.1.2022 6.58pm est.

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