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fukingsad · 10 months

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Hobie’s Hands 🙌

Synopsis: Hobie has really nice hands…..

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Hobie’s hands…..

So we ALL saw how much taller Hobie was than literally everyone he stood next too

I believe they say he’s 6’3”

Now if we look up the average hand size for a 6’3” man it’s 7.6 INCHES

And just so we have a mental picture of how LONG that is for a HUMAN HAND

the STANDARD length of a #2 pencil is 7-7.5 inches long….FOR A HAND, THAT'S KINDA LONG

Now I can’t tell you how WIDE is palm is (bc….idk how to do math…..fuck off 😪)

BUT LOOOOOK

LOOK AT HOW BIG HIS PALM IS

BRO’S HAND IS THE DEFINITION OF FIRMLY GRASP IT

ALSO, he plays guitar

and as someone who plays the bass guitar and the orchestral bass…..THE CALLUSES ON HIS FINGERTIPS MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE

like y’all know what a callus is ( if not here’s what I found on Google bc I cannot explain for shit: “A callus is thickened skin on your hands or the soles of your feet. The thickening of the skin is a protective reaction. For example, farmers and rowers get calluses on their hands that prevent blisters from forming”)

LIKE OML

Okay okay okay imagine

you and Hobie sitting on the couch or a rooftop or something your sitting down whatever

And he’s holding you like bridal style or something idfk the names but he’s holding you😓

and he’s just drawing circles on your skin, like his hand under the back of your shirt, him calmly holding you as his fingers swirl circles into your back

(Also I feel like ALL spider people love physical touch TO AN EXTENT only because with being a spider person they lose so much so just seeing someone isn’t enough but being able to feel them lets their heart know that the person is really there and it’s not just their mind….. I’ll write more about this later…..maybe)

BUT LIKE C’MONNNN

like imagine y’all doin’ the nasty in public and you’re just a whimpering whiny mess (probably overstimulated) and Hobie just covers your mouth WITH THAT MASSIVE HAND OML

“hey hey hey, ‘s alrigh' luv, ya gotta be quiet, ya don’t want ‘em to hear you do ya darlin'?”

LIKE OH MY SWEET JESUS UGHHHH

OH COULD YOU IMAGINE HIS SLAPPING YOUR ASS

he’d probably think it’s funny but that shit would hurt…..ina good way 🤭

(And if ur into that super kinky shit could you imagine him wrapping his hand around your throat[with your consent obvi] like ugh 😩)

Also after reading VARIOUS fics i’ve been convinced he’s a boobs man (so for my readers with boobies all sizes) IMAGINE HIM CUPPING THEM IN HIS BIG ASS HANDS

He’s definitely the kinda guy that would hold ‘em for comfort

bro’s a functioning boyfriend and bra and for the ppl with the heavy ones THE WEIGHT OFF YO BACK 😩🧎‍♀️

(Definitely gonna have to make something separate on his love for boobs….)

BUT ANYWAYS HANDS

He definitely had the gripper thing….to workout your hands…..y’all know wtf i’m talking about…don’t look at me like that 😒

AND NO ONE IS TELLING ME HE DOESN’T HAVE VEINY HANDS

like he’s tall and skinny (i’m not gonna say lanky because he’s not thin, just skinny)

LIKE 8/10 TALL AND SKINNY MEN HAVE VEINY HANDS

hobie is just so…..so very perfect

ANYWAYS

if you can’t tell…..i really like large hands….a lot

🧍🏾‍♀️😛🫶🏾

Ending A/n: I’m sorry ya’ll but HIS HANDS THEY HAVE BEEN PLAGUING MY MIND JUS OML

anyways love and peace yall 😻

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dontbesoweirdkira · 1 month

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How many children would each of the Salieri men have? -Anon

A/N: Okay this is a response to a inbox request. For some reason I cannot find it anymore?? Sometimes my inbox eats up y’all’s messages. I’m so sorry!! ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS!! I KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY.

Requests: open 24/7

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Sam

I know I’ve written before that he wants kids with his wife but that’s delusional ¡Yandere! Sam who’s only doing that to baby trap you.

I think he truly doesn’t wants kids and would be perfectly fine if you couldn’t bear any. I think the true reason why he goes through with it is because of the time that he’s in.

Hotshot mob-boss Sam would need to have children because he’d eventually need to have a successor for the family.

Needs come before wants😪

Plus it’d look so weird if he willingly chose not to have any when he can. During that time if you were married with absolutely no kids by like the second year…*side eyed* (exaggeration but y’know)

Please no more than 2 tho. Only wants a son but would be okay with having daughter if he also had a son.

Would be an okay father tho so don’t worry too much. He’s like a dad that swears he hates dogs and if his family gets one he won’t take care of it but once the dog is around he switches up.

Yeah that’s him, he loves his kids a lot. He doesn’t always know how to show it and he’s kind of both physically and emotionally absent.

He does provide them with everything and if they are giving you a hard time he will defend you.

Paulie

You cannot change my mind on this. He wants the most kids and has the strongest desire for them.

This man is a hopeless romantic and he reeeeallly wants to have a perfect large family. I read a headcannon once that said Paulie had a very abusive father and the Mob was his ticket out of that. I believe that too and he wants to become the father he never had.

He fantasizes about being the best dad ever and having the whole family work together in his pizza joint. How beautiful his wife would look carrying his kids.

He wants 6-12 kids…3 boys and 3 girls if it’s 6 or 7boys and 5 girls if it’s 12.

Have you seen that scene in shameless where the guy goes “I HAVE A MAGICAL DICK” after finding out his wife is having twins…yeah that’s Paulie

Seriously this is his dream and if he ever becomes a father he’d never shut up about it. #1 PTA dad. He’s extremely involved with his children’s life. He’ll go through insane lengths to protect his children from a horrible childhood.

Tommy

The original “whatever my wife wants, I’m happy with” man.

I think he’s indifferent about the whole concept of having kids..? Like having kids would be nice….so is not having kids. Doesn’t really care about the societal pressure to have them at all.

He cares about his wife more than any of that junk. If having children would be too much of a strain on your life then don’t worry about it.

To be honest he’s kind of worried to have children because any day he could be gone and now his partner would be left as a single mother. :/

So I’m going to say while he’s actively in the mob he’d be leaning towards a no. But if this is after he’s escaped and you’ve settled down, Tommy is down for it.

Maybe 1-4 kids. Keeping it rather light and traditional. I don’t think this man would handle more than that tbh. Hes certified tired™️ and the more kids the less sleep.

I have a feeling though that he’d have all girls. He’s actually okay with that though. Mobster in a tutu to make his girls smile🤣

I’d say he’d be a normal suburban dad but I think he’s slightly too reserved and dangerous for that.

The family dynamic is super normal. He goes out to work to provide for y’all and when he gets home he’ll help the kids with homework.

We all know Tom is extremely loyal and loving so his kids are his world. They mean absolutely everything to him and he’ll do whatever it takes to help guide them through life.

#headcanon #mafia headcanon #mafia definitive edition #mafia trilogy #mafia game #sam trapani x reader #sam trapani #tommy angelo #tommy Angelo x reader #paulie lombardo #Paulie Lombardo x reader #mafia imagines #mafia 3 #mafia 1 #mafia ii

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just-a-creep-babe · 2 years

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Maybe some headcanons for how Liu/Sully, Jeff and BEN would be with a doting, sweet and innocent s/o? Only if you're inspired though ❤️

Tysm for the request luv! ^^ ik it took me a while, but i hope you enjoy nonetheless <3

Masterlist: x

Requests are closed but commissions are open!

And creepkinks is coming up next week!!! Hope y’all are as excited as i am <33

Jeff the Killer

Honestly, at first, he‘d be a little... put-off?

He wouldn’t understand why or even how they manage to be so nice all the time—are they trying to get something out of him?

He’d definitely be wary, thinking they have ulterior motives because homeboy does not trust easily

But over time, he’d come accept that it is possible for someone to be as angelic as they are~

He doesn’t know how they’ve managed to survive so long being that sweet & innocent, but he certainly isn’t mad about it

He thinks it’s cute—precious, even—and as he learns to trust them more & more, he becomes increasingly protective of them uwu

He wants to make sure that they keep their innocence at any cost

He gets like this 🤏 close to going full yandere to keep them safe & out of harm’s way ngl

He’s certainly not used to someone doting on him, so at first, he doesn’t really know how to handle the attention

It sometimes overwhelms him & he gets flustered, so he tries to dismiss them

It’s lowkey cute tho?

But it’s not like he doesn’t like the attention; on the contrary, he adores it

It feeds into his massive ego—he just needs to adjust to having another person agree with him that he’s pretty great 😏😘

Overall, things would be off to a rocky start, but once he gets used to how wonderful his little s/o is, he’ll try his damnedest to be a good boyfriend

Which is to say, he won’t be amazing, but he really does try & it’s very sweet to see

He might be an asshole sometimes, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve some lovin <3

BEN Drowned

Oh, he’s in love~

Baby boy can’t 👏get 👏enough 👏of their attention

He lives for their praise & comfort; they might actually be an angel in his eyes

He straight-up melts whenever they give him affection—to the point where he just wants to be with them all the damn time

He’ll gladly let them baby him as much as they want smdh

He’s too spoiled :”)

Similar to Jeff, he adores how sweet & innocent they are

But, unlike Jeff, instead of growing protective, he’ll inadvertently end up corrupting them :”)

It won’t necessarily be on purpose, it’ll kind of just happen by virtue of BEN being, well, BEN

He can’t deny enjoying being the one that corrupts them tho 😳😳

And in that similar vein of enjoyment, he loves teasing the hell out of them

He just thinks they’re so goddamn cute when they get all bashful >:3c

Like I’ve (probably?) mentioned before, BEN’s big on cuddling, but with an s/o as cute as that, how could he possibly resist keeping his hands off them?

There’s so much physical contact, it’s wild

You can bet movie/video game dates with snacks & blankets are a regular occurrence 😌👌

Homicidal Lui

Ahh, that poor lil s/o is gonna get whiplash with this manses :”)

Lui, on one hand, is just as sweet & doting as they are—if not even more so

He’s always asking if he can get anything for them, or if he can do anything for them, or how their day went and if they ate and if they want anything, anything at all—and that kind of stuff :>

He tries so goddamn hard to please them, they’re treated better than royalty <3

Boy’s always extremely flattered when they return the sentiment; having someone care for him isn’t too much of a regular occurrence :”)

He has self-esteem issues, so he often tries to over-compensate by putting others before him, and a reversal of those roles can be quite jarring

He’s truly a sweetheart, poor baby 😪💗

Their relationship is almost like,, sickly sweet teens during the honeymoon phase of a relationship kinda vibe

Very lovey-dicey, very obnoxious to the people around them, but very sweet lmfao

Sully though, on the other hand?

Oh boy

Dude teases the hell out of their s/o

He tries to corrupt them any & every way he possibly can

Lui gets so fucking pissed at him for messing with his beloved s/o

He always ends up feeling super bad, like he’s ultimately just a burden on his precious lil s/o

So he needs a good amount of reassurance, which is why someone so gentle & doting is honestly kind of perfect for him :”)

#creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #Jeff the killer #ben drowned #Homicidal lui

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luckyqueenreign · 1 year

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i think i’m gonna have to get off the clown car y’all 😭 cuz there is no way this man has a redemption arc, it’s just not. with what lil time we have ????

and i just read a very long post on how suresh might now be the best man as we all like to believe 💀

if anything, if we can ACTUALLY get together with suresh at this point it’s going to be half assed, it’s going to be last minute. like when you have a project due tomorrow n you get off your lazy ass and do some work half assed 😪

i’m declaring it for myself, suresh is not worth my time anymore, he playin too much 💔💀

babe but who is!? And if you say Lulu I will accept this! Lulu is an angel and she's done nothing wrong and she's the only LI who has zero flaws. (other than her ugly hair...but some people dig the hair)

Because I know it's not FINN...the guy who rubbed two nice words together and threw them at us in a desperate plea AFTER he rejected us multiple times throughout the entire season..to only turn around and cheat on the girl he's been disrespecting the entire time in the villa with MC. And let's not forget that in front of everyone he said one thing and then behind closed doors he said something completely different. He's done this all season not just with MC but also with Kat. The man is shady af.

Or Alfie!? it can't be him...bc he definitely cheated on MC, didn't hear her out and brought Meera in from casa and acted like he was in love with her only to not leave with her and stare at MC like she was supposed to solve his problems. boy scram.

Is Dana even an LI still? I had chosen Alfie when they made me choose so I dont think she's one for me.

Gabi? The girl who's been desperately pining over her "ex" the entire time and saying snarky and condescending comments to MC even when you are on the NICEST path with her. kick rocks Gabrielle.

This whole season is half assed and no one has gotten any sort of acceptable redemption in my book. At least Suresh has changed and we can see that in the character himself. He was super cocky at the start, now he's more reserved and quiet. His apology wasn't winning a pulitzer but this is FB writers we're talking about. It showed extreme remorse, he was self-loathing and recognized his mistakes. Wheres everyone is still currently making their mistakes.

#litg suresh

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ukitouu · 1 year

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when i see ur layouts i kinda js wanna take a chomp [affectionate] and theres no perfect kirby img to describe how i wanr to eat it .. soaur take this instead heart heart

omg saku.. 😪🤍🤍 i love interacting w asks like this LMAO i love uActually 🙏 im glad someone appreciates and likes it because i’m really just doing whatever & love putting cute silly pics together :3 sometimes y’all are too nice i take it for granted 🫶

feel free to send me any asks i love y’all

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sapphos-darlings · 1 year

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Hello there! I just wanna say that I love y’all’s blog it brings me so much joy and hope as a bisexual woman! I appreciate you so much💖✨

I check your gnc tag all the time and as a gnc woman myself I sometimes feel like all those women are beautiful and strong and attractive and amazing and I look at myself and just feel meh… I want to be as attractive as those women so much and I feel like other women may not find me handsome like them…🥺😪

Hello, Anon, and thank you! It's wonderful to hear that our work here reaches you.

It's wonderful that you've found validation from our tags, such as the "gnc" tag. We've tried to make it into something that any woman feeling alianated from womanhood because they are not feminine could scroll through and see inspiration and examples and feel reassurance.

But well, I wouldn't be too concerned with selfies or whatever we find on the internet either. Even though this blog is very pro-woman and pro-lesbian/bi-woman and we are very into the whole "women of the world unite" and sisterhood and all that, we are still a blog on the internet and we feature a lot of the same stuff you'd see everywhere else with the same issues. That means professionally staged and lit and edited fashion photography, idealised media like movies and tv shows with celebrities in make up, selfies that are probably one of the five-hundred taken on a very good day in a good pose, and so on.

So keep your defences up even here! Of course you wouldn't think of yourself as attractive as the characters in movies and photographs, or those cool selfies; you are real and exists 24/7 as a human being. You are more than just the highlight reel.

Don't worry too much, Anon. We all feel uncertain sometimes, we all have our struggles, insecurities and doubts, we just feel our own and not others'. If anything, take away the knowledge that all those women and countless more exist in this world with you. You are among that group, not outside of it.

There certainly are women who find you as your unique self attractive, and even better, they might get to actually know you and then think you are also nice, funny, compassionate and smart.

Keep your head up, Anon!

-Lavender

#ask

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ameliaalvarez06 · 2 years

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IG Live

Jack x reader

Summary: Jack goes live on ig with druski and after a certain joke everyone starts pointing out how his beard looks lighter.

A/N: I didn’t revise this 😭

You walk into your kitchen after coming back from grocery shopping and see Jack laughing with someone on his phone. He didn’t even notice you walk in from how hard he was laughing.

“Hey baby, what are you doing?” you ask setting some groceries down on the counter. Jack looks up at you startled which made you laugh. “you ok?” you ask chuckling.

“Yeah, sorry. I’m on live with druski” he says then looks at the bags “why didn’t you call me to help with the bags?”

“there were only a few” you say walking over to the other side of the counter to properly greet him. He turns in his chair to give you a quick peck on the lips then back around to face his screen. You wrap you arms around his waist, resting your head on his shoulder to greet druski and everyone on the live.

jjackharloww : uhh they’re so cute 😓

user1: must be nice 😭

jackmanharloww: I want him, share him with me y/n 😩

“Hey drew, hi everyone” you say looking at the screen. You watched as a bunch of heys filled the comments.

“y/n what the hell do you do to my boy Jack that you had him shitting bricks when you walked in”

“what do you mean” you chuckle.

“you didn’t see how he jumped when he saw you?” he asked.

“idk, why did you jump, babe?” you asked Jack.

“I didn’t hear you come in” he laughed.

“nah, i think druski was showing you something you shouldn’t have be looking at. Druski what the hell were you showing my man?” you ask jokingly.

“nah nah nah don’t been turning this shit on me. my man was scared shit when you walked in, you gotta be beating on him or something” Druski joked.

user2: we all know if she does it’s because Jack asks her too💀

jackmanharloww: don’t think that would be a punishment for him 🙃

“user2 you’re right” Jack replied with a smirk on his face.

You scan the comments to see what Jack was talking about.

“you’re an idiot” you lightly slap jack’s arm, making him fake a moan.

“ah hell nah y’all into some bdsm typa shit?” Druski asked.

“yes” Jack replies.

“no we’re not” you say playfully glaring at Jack.

“hey hey you know i’m not kink shaming I just didn’t see y/n being into those typa things” Druski kept teasing.

“you guys are annoying” you say getting all flustered making you shove your face into Jacks neck.

user3: jack is definitely a sub

jackmanharloww: @user3 feel like he can be both 💀

user4: have y’all noticed how his beard got lighter ever since he got with y/n 😏

user5: @user4 yesss!

user 6: @user4 swear I was talking about that with my friend the other day 😭

user7: she’s one lucky ass bitch 😪

user8: man y/n is fine af

“why tf are they talking about your beard now” Druski asked confused. “swear my lives turn weird af whenever I but you on here” he laughed.

“uhh i don’t know what thats about” Jack laughs as he reads the comments.

You and jack had seen a couple of tweets about his beard so you guys knew exactly what they were talking about which made you blush even more especially because it was true. Jack had always been big on giving.

“Alright imma go, I need to put the groceries away. byeee” you say walking away from the camera.

“yeah I think imma go too man” Jack says

user 9: y’all ain’t fooling no one

user 4: we know exactly what they finna do 😏

“ahh not in the kitchen. y’all are some na-” Jack left the live before Druski could finish. You look at him and laugh. You start putting groceries away and Jack comes from behind pulling you into a hug.

“you know we’ve never-” “No” you cut him off knowing exactly what he was gonna say.

“come onnn” he whines as he turns you around and starts placing kisses all over your face “pleaseeee.”

“I need to cook dinner” “but i’m hungry for something else” Jack begin to kiss down your neck.

“if you let me cook in peace then i’ll think about it” you tell him.

“alright” he says walking away but not before slapping your ass, a little too hard for your liking.

“oww dumbass” “you just ruined your chance” you told him laughing.

“nooo. i’m sorry baby” he pulls you into a hug and start rubbing your sore ass.

“give me one more chance, please. promise I won’t annoy you anymore” he says making you laugh.

“fine” you tell him. He lets go of you and starts putting groceries away without even having to tell him, little did he know that your answer was gonna be yes no matter what.

#jack harlow #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow x reader #jackman harlow #jack harlow blurb #jack harlow x you #jack harlow x y/n

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