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#yes dizzy is devie’s daughter
hitchell-mope · 6 months
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Evie (to Dizzy): Hey I get that it’s your thing, but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
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hitchell-mope · 8 months
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Evie: We took Dizzy to dinner and a movie with endless snacks and sodas but we didn’t get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as “that night you didn’t get me ice cream".
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hitchell-mope · 11 months
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Doug: Look, we’ve known each other since we were children, so I’m obligated to wish you well....but if you ever hurt my kid again, they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Evie: It's always self love o'clock! Love yourself or perish in love.
Dizzy: How do you perish in love?
Evie: I hug you so hard that your rib cage collapses.
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Evie: Why was there BACON in the SOAP?
Dizzy: I MADE IT MYSELF!
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Evie: Did you wash your face today?
Dizzy: Why would I do that during the week?
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hitchell-mope · 2 years
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Evie: I asked Dizzy what she wanted for dinner and she said, "Not a burned quesadilla" because 10 months ago I overcooked one side of her quesadilla.
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hitchell-mope · 2 years
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Evie: Look, Dizzy! Santa took a bite out of the cookies we left him.
Dizzy: I didn't know Santa wore lipstick.
Evie: The man gets out of the house once a year. Live and let live.
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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I’m going to try address my irritation with the found family fandom fixation in part three
Long story short because I’ve not thought it all out yet. The core four aks gil and dizzy laugh in hades face when he makes the assumption they all live with Devie in their house and tells him where they’re all going after the summer.
The only ones who’re going to college full time is Mal and possibly Gil (after he goes on vacation with lonnie of course)
Ben’s got the full time king gig
Doug’s taking a major-domo course at New Orleans university to help better prepare for his job
Jay’s going travelling for half a semester alone (after spending the summer with Carlos) before coming back and being Queen Mal’s bodyguard full time
Evie’s got her fashion business to do and Dizzy to take care of
Lonnie going back home to imperial city on a R.O.A.R scholarship which is why Ben offers Uma the job of being his bodyguard
Carlos and Jane still have a year of school left with each of them dealing with helicopter parents. (Bal for Carlos. Verna for Jane).
Dizzy’s entering high school
If they stayed in each other’s pockets 24/7 they would end killing each other. And the core four especially are happy they’re all on separate life paths. So yeah. They’re not all going to the same college. That doesn’t mean they’re not still friends. They’re just not going to be in each other’s faces all the time. And for those that are. At least they’re getting paid for it
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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We are by Jaylos, bal, devie, gilonnie, Dizzy, Celia, Hadie, Jane, Hades and Elsa
Carlos: We are, we are
Not your ordinary fami-mily
But we can all agree that
We are, we are
Close as close can be
Jay:So it don't matter what it looks like
We look perfect to me
Carlos: We got every kind of love
I feel so lucky indeed
(Pointing dismissively to the pirates on the other side of the room)
They can keep on talking
It don't matter to me cause
We are, we are family
We are are are are (We are)
We are are are are (We are)
We are are are are (We are)
We are, we are family, family, family
We are, we are family
Dizzy: So what?
We don't look, we don't act
We don't walk, we don't talk
Like you do
Lonnie: So what?
If we hang just to hang
Ain't no shame
We gon' do what we want to
Gil: Cause we come from everywhere
Searching for ones to care
Celia: Somehow they found it here
Carlos: We found us a home
Hadie: We are, we are
Not your ordinary fami-mily
Doug: But we can all agree that
We are, we are
Evie (joining in with Doug): Close as close can be
Bal: So it don't matter what it looks like
We look perfect to me
Ben: We got every kind of love
Mal: I feel so lucky indeed
Gil: They can keep on talking
Lonnie: It don't matter to me cause
Hadie: We are, we are family
Ben: OK, so the links in our chain makes us “strange”
Mal: But really they make us stronger
Jane: And I wouldn't replace not a thing
Carlos (jumping on Mal’s back): Mother
Dizzy (jumping on Doug’s back): or father
Gil: Cause we,
Doug: Cause we come from everywhere
Hades: Searching for ones to care
Evie: Somehow we found it here
Elsa: We found us a home
All: We are, we are
Not your ordinary fami-mily
But we can all agree that
We are, we are
Close as close can be
Carlos: So it don't matter what it looks like
All: We look perfect to me
Dizzy: We got every kind of love
All: I feel so lucky indeed
Doug: They can keep on talking
All: It don't matter to me cause
We are, we are family
Carlos: Family
The rest of the group: (We are)
Carlos: We are, we are family
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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Evie: Yesterday I overheard my kid saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Gil replying “just trust me” and I have never moved from one room to the other so quickly in my life.
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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Descendants/Dick Van Dyke au
Doug. Rob
Evie. Laura
Dizzy. Richie
Carlos. Buddy
Lonnie. Sally
Jay. Jerry
Gil. Millie
Celia. Freddie
Chad. Mel
Harry. Alan
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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Dizzy (to Doug): 🎶You are my dad. You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!🎶
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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Doug: so how did you get out of the spelling bee?
Dizzy (still salty): I spelled politics p-o-l-i-t-i-c-k-s
Doug: so you spelt it right?
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hitchell-mope · 4 years
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Dizzy: Darn right I'm upset!
Evie: Dizzy, watch your language! Oh, you did. Sorry.
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hitchell-mope · 3 years
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Dizzy: all I’m saying is that there’s nothing bad about wanting to domesticate a raccoon
Doug: no there’s isnt, you’re right, but Uma’s already beaten you to it
Dizzy: she didn’t domesticate it though. All it is, is housebroken. She still can’t take it out in polite society or in public
Harry: I can hear you!
Doug: you were supposed to
Dizzy: what’s your point?
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