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keichanz · 5 years

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From Dalle Ceneri:

“As the saying goes,” Inuyasha said as he casually cocked his gun and then aimed it with steady hand at the bloodsucker before him, “Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.”

The vampire looked confused. “That’s not—” Inuyasha pulled the trigger and buried a silver bullet into the fucker’s brain. The vamp jerked, choked, then crumpled to the ground in a dead heap.

He holstered his gun and sighed dreamily. “I’ve always wanted to say that.”“You know that’s not really how the saying goes, right?” a feminine voice said dryly behind him and Inuyasha half-turned to watch Kagome as she approached, arms crossed and looking completely unimpressed with an eyebrow raised and a sardonic twist to her mouth. He shrugged, unconcerned as he stretched out a leg and nudged the already decaying corpse with the toe of his boot. “I like Bruce Willis,” he said by way of exclamation and received a long, drawn out groaning sigh for his troubles. “Nine million monsters in the world,” Kagome began, sounding exasperated, “and I get stuck with the one with a brain smaller than my brother.” Then she slanted him a look with a barely noticeable curvature to her mouth before spinning around and walking away, knowing he was staring at her ass and relishing it.

Inuyasha tore his gaze away from her perfect ass when the words she’d just said registered in his brain and he gaped at her. Paraphrased, but who the fuck cared.

“Fuck, I love you,” he breathed and trailed after her, thinking that he was probably the luckiest son of a bitch on the planet right now.

“I know,” Kagome called back, followed by a, “And you are.”“God...damn.”

*cackles gleefully* God this is so fun to write.

Thanks for the ask dear!

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