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Absolutely fucking precious.

the wenis is a dance

(thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)

#hell yeah #everybody do the wenis #do it now

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relentless_indig_woman

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*if you like this post instead of reblogging, I will block you. this is about indigenous women's lives and not just a fun post to put in your likes*

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Reblog with your score

#54

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Do you ever come out of a hyperfocus and just kinda feel like

Haha yeah, anyway I did a painting today

#adhd stuff #hyperfocus #painting #adhd feels

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Why is the best combination of contestants:

1 excited wholesome, 1 slightly scary, 1 angry, 1 pathetic noodle, and 1 non-brit who just kinda kills it?

#taskmaster

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People who disagree just don't enjoy views and whimsy, I'm convinced.

It takes longer to take the train to my brothers house for visits (4.5 hour drive vs 5-6 hour train trip) but you better believe I'll take sitting and looking out a window/watching movies/reading/writing for 6 hours over 4 hours of having to stare at the road any day of the week.

Bonus, it's cheaper than fuel and road tolls.

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Clone: this is probably more fucked up for the original version of me.

Robot: Someone made me like this ON PURPOSE?!?!

#my back is killing me #why was i made with chronic pain?

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I see your cock and balls and raise you boobs tits and jugs

Cock and balls

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🎵 oooh my brown eyed girl 🎵

#sha la la la lala #i'm sorry

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Chanse really nearly killed me with that. 10 year old came to check on me cause I was wheezing so hard he thought I was dying.

#smosh #angela giarratana #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #chanse mccrary

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You know the acting is good when you can watch the show/character and temporarily forget watching this same man get absolutely legless drunk while reciting the Star Wars prequels from memory, line for line. 10/10 for both performances, tho.

Rahul Kohli as Sheriff Hassan 01/??

#rahul kohli #i love him #sheriff hassan #midnight mass

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This has been on my heart for a long time now, and I finally put (some of) my thoughts down in writing. This led to a lot of statistical analysis and research, which led to this article. Painful process, painful truths. First Nations people are encouraged to read at their own discretion, given the sensitive content. (yes, it's very different to the theme/content of the two other posts in my substack, but I didn't know where else to put it all.)

#mmiwawareness #MMIP #aboriginal australian #auspol #first nations #australia

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A chosens weakness

#smosh #shayne topp #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #courtney miller #spencer agnew #smosh games

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I think Coach can explain it to the stupid white bastard.

#matildas #stupid white bastard #auspol #the gentlemen #acab

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But I repeat myself....

BUT I REPEAT MYSELF!

#she ate #philosophy #philosophy tube

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The final 2 seconds are my favourite.

the sickness at the core of america, according to brennan

#dropout #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #ally beardsley #oscar montoya

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The first time I watched this movie I was a young teen, and I think it was the first time (or at least the first time I remember) where every frame and scene of an animated film struck me with awe. Like, wide-eyed, silent, still awe because every image, background painting, set dressing detail, colour pallet, and movement drawn was so beautiful.

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki