Pink Hair Cringefail Tourney , Round Two
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Hanako, talking about Mitsuba: Is this a friend of yours, kid?
Kou: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Kou: What would Senpai think?
Hanako: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?
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Mitsuba: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Kou: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Yashiro: Wasps?
Hanako: Terriers?
Mitsuba: Crazy-Knife.
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Mitsuba: What goes up but never comes down?
Kou: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
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Kou: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Mitsuba, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Yashiro: We need to distract these guys.
Hanako: Leave it to me.
Hanako: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Kou & Mitsuba: *immediately begin arguing*
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Mitsuba: You know, Crazy-Knife gives Daikon-senpai flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Kou: Okay...?
*Later*
Kou: *gives Yashiro flowers*
Yashiro: ???
Kou: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Mitsuba: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
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Yashiro: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Hanako: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, kid, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Yashiro: You're a bad influence.
Hanako: And you don't know your sayings.
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Hanako: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons!
Yashiro, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Hanako, whispering: Someone’s trying to kill me (again)!
Kou, concerned: Do you have any suspects?
Hanako: No, it could be anyone!
Yashiro: I mean not necessarily, it’d just have to be someone you pissed off
Kou: No, no, Hanako is right. It could be definitely be anyone.
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Akane: What is wrong with you?
Teru: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Teru: If I was married to you, I would put poison in your coffee.
Akane: If I was married to you, I'd drink it.
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Kou and Hanako, sitting in jail together:
Kou: So who should we call?
Hanako: I’d call Yashiro, but I feel safer in jail
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Nagisa: How many kids do you have?
Tsuchigomori: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Hanako: I can explain.
Kou: Can you?
Hanako: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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