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what if cis men had a limited number of sperm like how cis women have a limited number of eggs

#thoughts #hmmm #cis men #cis women #reproduction #reproductive health

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what do you mean “badonkadonk” means “big butt” i thought it was an onomatopoeic word like kerplunk

#lie #lies #badonkadonk #what do you mean #i’ve been crying for hours #i’ve been thinking about this for a while #asexual #humor #lgbtq #ace #pride

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aroace characters are valuable. they aren’t boring. they are important queer rep. their stories are important. they are groundbreaking. they aren’t any less than other queer characters. they don’t deserve to be erased.

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fav ship

ok so like OBVIOUSLY i love percabeth right ? they’re the big deal of the pjo fandom PLUS i feel like i see so much of myself in annabeth (what self-proclaimed child of athena wouldn’t) and who’s type isn’t percy-esque (himbos of any gender are just <3)

BUT … have yall really really REALLY taken a look at clarisse and silena? like ok let’s break this down

their parents are Ares and Aphro (greek myths showing how they love each other so it isn’t unlikely that clarisse and silena have chemistry… in fact it’s MORE than likely that they’re connected as we see by how clarisse reacts when silena *SPOILER ALERT* dies)

speaking of the silena death, the parallels between clarisse x silena and patrocles x achilles ?! UNMATCHED we literally cannot ignore the fact that that was a clear allusion to that tragic love story that was recognized in ancient Greece

some things that stand in the way of clarisse and silena being canon (besides the fact that silena is dead oop)

yes yes i get that chris is with clarisse and silena is with beckendorf but there is NO WAY that they didn’t have any feelings towards one another at SOME point in being at chb

i really think that they had such potential and rr’s tragic need to appeal to heteronormativity in the early series really got to him sigh 

personal headcanons / headcanons and canon i’ve seen of them that make my heart go aflutter 

THIS reddit thread about clarisse and silena and someone’s comment that clarisse had unrequited feelings for silena but because silena was her best friend, she just wanted to see her be happy EVEN IF THAT MEANT SACRIFICING HER OWN HAPPINESS (idk if this is just me projecting but AGH that hits so hard)

Personal headcanon that clarisse learns to braid silena’s hair because “silena it’ll help my hand eye coordination…. NO silena not to be girly” but when silena dies, clarisse braids her own hair and her siblings’ hair as a way to connect with them and calm down 

canon that silena helps clarisse be vulnerable and lean into her personal emotions more (as shown by when she comforts silena after charlie dies)

the scene in tlo when clarisse avenges silena’s death (honest to god made me cry)

IM BEGGING YOU IF YOU HAVE ANY CLARISSE X SILENA HEADCANONS / FANFICS / ANYTHING SEND THEM MY WAY I WOULD CRY

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ruegard hcs

day one : repeating mythology history

angst warning 👌 no happy ending here lmao

i know i already did percalypso but another idea came and i couldn't resist-

so have them patroclus x achilles parallels

they have totally not been dating for a few months /s

charles is 100% supportive of silena's life choices and tries to offer advice where he can bc he does care about his friend

it was established from the start that they wanted to keep this secret a relationship

but it's a little rocky since, even if she won't admit it, clarisse is kinda jealous that charles gets to hang out with her own girlfriend more than she does

but they both have reputations to keep up

being in a relationship is great and all, but they knew their cabins wouldn't react well to.. who they were dating

it's hard, but it works

they sneak out a lot

silena likes to take the opportunity of their little meet-ups to make sure they're both okay. if there's anything they need to talk about regarding 'them', she wants it cleared up. because she's thoughtful like that <3

one night, they're beside the lake. it's quiet, save for clarisse sharpening a knife, lost in thought

"can you name one hero with a happy ending?"

silena frowned at her girlfriend's somber tone. she thought about it, but couldn't provide an answer.

"you can't, huh?"

"nope."

clarisse stopped sharpening her knife, turning her head to get a good look at silena. her blue eyes reflected the water and the moon, and the billions of constellations in the sky above them. then, clarisse took her hand, lacing their fingers together; she made a promise

"well, i'm going to be the first. you know why?"

"why?"

"it'll be because of you."

oh, if only she knew.

silena did know, however. and she absolutely hated it.

she hated every second she spent helping the enemy. but it went on for too long. she was dangling off the edge of a cliff, clinging desperately to a thread thinner than hair. but luke was holding the other end. she couldn't go back now.

not if it meant clarisse would find out just the type of person she really was.

but she knew she had to make things right. everything was going wrong on the demigod side and the titan side of the war.

it was an even scale; a calm before the storm, where one extra push from either side could ultimately tip the balance.

silena, dressed in her lover's armor, was the lightning, bringing a clueless ares cabin behind her.

was it a mistake? she wasn't sure. she was paying the price for something. but she couldn't think about what that was. not when her mind was filled with nothing but clarisse and regret.

when clarisse actually got there, the headache got even worse.

"no, no, no, no, stop, please, don't-"

"it's alright."

"you're not supposed to.. not like this."

"you're gonna a hero, clarisse. you'll get your happy ending after the war, too. people will remember when you led your cabin into battle."

"but it wasn't me. it's all nothing without you. my happy ending doesn't exist without you."

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Percy: Why are you ignoring Silena?

Clarisse: I’m playing hard to get.

Percy: But why? You’re already hard to want.

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Wee woo wee woo underrated ship alert!!! Clarisse/Silena 🥺 (literally it's so underrated that I don't even know the ship name)

ooooh yes yes!!!! i love that ship!!! and also im pretty sure their ship name is like ruegard but i’d have to double check

i’ve actually seen theories of how ruegard is like paralleled to patrochilles which is very very interesting

okay idrk if you want me to give you headcanons but imma do it anyway!!

clarisse is like very tough. as we all know. but like silena loves to make little flower accessories for everyone, and she gives clarisse one like all the time and even though clarisse hates them so much she loves silena so she wears it like all day and then you’ll find her beating some kid up cuz they made fun of her LKSDJFLKSJF

when they were younger clarisse actually tried to teach silena how to use weapons (because fuck that aphrodite cabin stereotype of how they ArEn’T StRoNg oR PowErFuL) and silena has been greatful for it every day <3

although i don’t think she’s that great with like swords or daggers or like anything that requires close-range fighting, she actually has a knack for bow and arrows!! who would have thought?

alsjkdlfjksdf silena loves to be carried in her buff girlfriend’s arms okay she just loves it

clarisse gets angry quite a bit, as we already know, but all silena needs to do is place her hand over clarisse and suddenly clarisse is like absolutely SOFT

every time clarisse goes out of camp for a bit she always brings silena chocolates cuz even though silena’s dad has like a chocolate shop (i’m pretty sure??) sometimes she likes to try other kinds of chocolates cuz she has a sweet tooth asldkjffs

i hope you liked those!! 

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I'm bored and still can't draw so I did this thing, cuz... Equis xd

I don't have as many shipps as I thought, hmm 😔

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Clarisse: Silena and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Silena: We what😃

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Femslash February 2022

029. Falling In Love - Silena Beauregard/Clarisse LaRue - archiveofourown.org/works/36965392

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Looks like a baby version of a Wild Thing

(Where the Wild Things Are)

what the fuck is this thing.

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and here it is, a very quick thing actually

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“it costs you zero dollars to not say that so why did you” because it also costs me zero dollars to say it, that’s why.

#it cost you zero dollars to not say that #deep thoughts #introspective #philosophical #deep quotes #deep feelings #these tags are a mess #the tags aren’t serious #i’m jk

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I admire English speakers’ resolute commitment to coining specific vocabulary for every aspect of a cat’s being. Toe beans. Cat loaf. Primordial pouch. Mlem, not to be confused with blep. I remember that list of French words that English “lacks” like retrouvailles or apprivoiser or esprit de l’escalier but do we have blep? We’re centuries behind. We don’t even have the word fluffy.

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I’m sorry, Mormons do what now?

Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

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[ID: The two buttons meme. The first panel shows two buttons labelled “wanting to be out” and “not wanting to have to constantly explain two orientations many people haven’t heard of”. The second panel shows a man, labelled “me, an aroace”, trying to decide which button to press. End ID]