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Me fr lmaooaoaoo

Me when I start writing a Fic and I get obsessive about getting character facts and dates right:

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Professor Fig: I said you could invite one friend.

MC: Sir, they don't come separately.

Sebastian: Yeah, we're pack animals.

(Ominis, Poppy, Imelda, Natty, Garreth and Leander nod)

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Ominis' Brutal Opinion of Sebastian

Sebastian: My motto is "Manslaughter. Mansplain. Manifest." Ominis: You forgot manwhoring. MC: Well said.

Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes

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Ominis: it sounds like we’ve stumbled upon a poacher camp. It is crucial that we-

Mc, perking up: crucio?

Ominis: No, mc, I said crucia-

Mc, drawing wand up: cruciatus?

Ominis: CrucIAL! Decisive! CRITICAL

Mc, very excited: crucio?

Ominis: NO, MC! NOT CRUCIO! NO CRUCIO!

Sebastian: …

Sebastian: avada kedavra?

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MC: *using all of the unforgivable curses*

Ominis: Sebastian, you ruined them.

Sebastian: Look at them go, they learn so quickly.

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Rosie: Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin rosie #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #she would say that fr

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Rip regulus black, you would've loved Lana Del Rey

#regulus black #marauders era #just a headcanon

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I've probably read more fanfics than I've ever read my school books tbh.

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NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND, NIKOLAI IS IN CREEPYPASTA FANDOM!!

#nikolai bsd #nikolai gogol #bungou stray dogs #bsd headcanons #bungou stray dogs headcanons

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fr💀

readers when takemichi is actually tried to fuck emma and remi:

readers when takemichi and senju had cute friendly hang out:

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Dw ran you're still my baby boo

Per my last 2 “who’s the hotter haitani” polls

Pookie is jealous

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LMAAAOOO I NEED SOMEONE TO ANIMATE KAISER WITH THIS😭😭😭

bRO GERMANY OUT HERE DROPPING ABSOLUTE BOPS FR

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accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

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Idk why but i feel like on their journey, Joseph would blame everything on Dio... like... really everything..

Imagine, Joseph nearly falls after stumbling upon a rock, then he goes "Damn you Dio!"

Or or he accidentally drops his food, "It's all Dio's fault!"

Bonus:

Dio: *sneezes*

Dio: wryyyy....I feel as if someone's cursing at me...meh, just the usual deal

#jjba #jjba headcanons #jjba x reader #Joseph joestar #dio brando #joseph joestar headcanons #jjba part 3 #stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure

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im gonna start writing for jjba just so you know, also my requests are open

#jjba #jjba x reader

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Modern joseph joestar would listen doja cat. I said what I said.

He would know every one of her songs by heart

#jjba headcanons #joseph joestar #joseph joestar headcanons #jjba part 2 #i might make a modern joseph joestar playlist-