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i leave my blog to rot every few months and come back to it like a dad trying to rekindle his relationship with his child. id apologise but the dust and abandonment issues add flavor to my posts

#they dont actually #anyway hello son how have you been

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How fucking beautiful is this edition? 😍

#jane austen #i love my collectors editions #jane austen books always have really gorgeous hardback versions

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do not ask

- a woman her age

- a man his salary

- me how many times I've remade my goddamn account just to fill it with the same lame nonsense

#“oh ill just made a studyblr” #and suddenly im back on lucids discourse #also please ignore the misogynistic quote i swear im just being silly #i did it for the vine i swear

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my sister just asked, in a very serious tone, "can you get me a mint tampon for my nose?"

she was asking for a vicks vapour inhalor. i hate this house.

#i need a linguist to study her because the words she makes up on her adhd brain are shakespearian

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emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

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please excuse my bad handwriting, but i set up a little low blood sugar cup in my room for when i go below 3.3 and i love it so much

#its not as effective as actual glucose but it tastes better! #hypoglycemia #low blood sugar

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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

#autism #this is so useful ilsym

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modern day shakespeare story i found in the comments of a fionna and cake edit

#ellethoughts

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if more people watched lucids james jasperson would definitely become a tumblr sexyman. people would be making alternate dreamscape versions of him all over the place

#lucids #hes a capitalistic dead beat dad who abuses his god like power for fun #how could you not love him

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[ literally just making dinner ] quinn and jasper made dinner once..... i love lucids so much........

#literally just creating the universe– HEY WAIT A MINUTE #lucids #but yeah this very real of you

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stardew valley vibes

#actually that or animal crossing #stardew valley

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an apple a day keeps the hypoglycemic coma away!

#low blood sugar #hypoglycemia

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today’s ao3 experience

#me seeing a 700 word fic under the slowburn tag #archive of our own #fanfic

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uquiz is wild because why on earth is some fanfic reading teenager reading my personality to high hell

#uquiz #“hogwarts houses but pottermore can die by my blade” made me cry #ellethoughts

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

#geography #climate change #global warming #amazing diagram btw