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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ JJK AS BOYFRIENDS, ITADORI — MDNI ❀

gege! i want my happy boy back! this is a threat! (insert the tiny kirby holding a knife)

CONTENT: headcanons, itadori x reader (18+), afab, 1,829 words, fluff, sfw + nsfw

gojo version

sfw

oh boy… we all KNOW he is *the* golden retriever boyfriend.

the he fell first AND harder trope.

is completely oblivious that you liked him back, but it was very obvious to everyone around him that he liked you.

looking for your reaction when he makes a joke, listening intently to everything you say, always relating things to you, catching himself staring at you constantly, always tryna be as close as humanly possible to you all the time —this still happens when you’re together too.

like he’s the type of guy to subconsciously insert you into every conversation. “oh y/n loves that movie!” “look at this! i’m sending y/n a photo~” “y/n said that’s bad for you”

takes your word as gospel too. like you could make up the dumbest shit and this mf would be like “wow you’re so smart cutie, ily”.

nobora abuses this power you hold constantly.

he will do anything and everything you ask (and don’t ask) as well, like you best believe if you ask him to grab you a drink he’s grabbing you that and a snack, and whenever you’ve got something in your hand he’s offering to carry it before you can.

when you guys go shopping together he will take the bag of clothes the cashier is handing in your direction and refuse to let you carry it.

nobara’s kicking and screaming bc when SHE threw all her shopping at him he just COMPLAINED—

when you get home he’s expecting a full fashion show to show off all you bought and he is not only hyping you up, but genuinely enjoying watching how happy you are about it.

if he’s not with you he’s expecting a facetime call and you better deliver.

he loves to know how happy you are, especially when it’s something he’s done, so he is helping you with every chore, every task, anything you need help with he’s already started doing.

is his own room clean? absolutely not. is yours clean bc he saw you picking up a few things and helped you? absolutely.

you best believe he’s holding open doors for you too. he definitely does this for regular people anyway, but he goes the extra mile when you two are alone; like expecting you to walk out of the door first or opening the car door for you or pulling out a seat for you.

you should definitely make a huge fuss over bugs, regardless of if you’re scared of them bc he would love to swoop in and kill the spider for you <3

then you gotta rub your hands all over him and dramatically proclaim him as your hero (he’s giggling and kicking his legs n twirling his hair at the thought of being your hero).

another thing that makes him the happiest boy in the world is when you actually engage with his interests.

he respects you so highly so your opinion of things and listening to him talk about things he likes makes his heart swell so much.

you’ll make his heart explode if you remember all his ramblings and bring it up at a later date.

it’ll happen so casually too like “oh weren’t they also in [obscure movie only yuji would know an actor from]?” and before you know it he’s tackled you and is smooshing kisses all over your face.

he does the same thing whenever you compliment him too. he doesn’t know how to handle so much emotion when you call him pretty so he just has to kiss you!

just like the golden retriever he is, he needs to be touching/around you at all times.

he always has his arm wrapped around your shoulder or waist, and whenever he sits down he’s pulling you into his lap and wrapping his arms around you and resting his chin on your shoulder.

he does this adorable thing where he comes up behind you and rests his hands on your waist under your shirt and rubs little circles into your back with his thumbs 🥺

if you weren’t already, he’s holding your hand when you cross the road, and pulling you in so tightly too his side when walking through big crowds.

adores when you wear his jumpers and shirts, it makes him feel like he can be close to you even when he can’t, and you just look so cute swallowed up in his big clothes (because we all know how big this guy would be, he’s buff).

loves that when you finally give them back (when his scent has rubbed off lol) they smell like you.

but also like a golden retriever, he is definitely throwing you around a lot.

like you cannot convince me yuuji isn’t the type to suddenly tackle you on the couch and start play-fighting with you for absolutely no reason.

the type of guy to push his s/o into the water at the beach and roll her down a hill at the park and play an extremely competitive game of slap-taxi.

definitely flops on top of you so you can’t move (especially when you try and get out of bed), his heavy body just smothering you until you agree cuddle time can last a bit longer.

it’s all done with love, but it doesn’t mean it isn’t still hilarious to watch this grown ass man who doesn’t quite understand his own strength throwing you around (with love <3 and he’s careful never to actually hurt you, if he did he’d be sobbing with guilt).

you better fight back tho, cling onto his back and hang off his arms n shit. he can take it, he thinks it’s positively adorable as well.

he is tapping that ass all the time as well.

he’s not gonna slap it in front of people but as soon as their backs are turned he’s smacking your ass. usually it’s all fun and games until you slap his ass back and now it’s slap-taxi all over again.

his excuse is always “but it’s RIGHT THERE look it’s CALLING TO ME—”

whenever you cuddle you best believe he’s grabbing onto your ass as well.

his favourite way to cuddle is with you straddling his waist, nuzzling into his chest and his hands gripping your ass.

he loves (probably equally as much) when he lays his head on your stomach and you play with his hair. 100% he is smooshing his face into your belly or between your boobs and groaning in complete satisfaction.

same with scratching his back. as soon as you start running your nails down his skin? he’s incapacitated, he’s under your control, he’s 9/10 times falling asleep under your touch.

going back a second— just because he’s an ass guy does not mean he isn’t obsessed with boobs.

he loves to squish them in his big hands and push them together absentmindedly while you’re sitting around or even trying to cook or something.

like if you’re standing up doing something he is pressing himself against you, groping your ass and then sliding his hands up and just 🖐️ 🤚 hold onto your titties. most times it’s over your clothes too. he just wants to hold 🖐️ 🤚

nsfw — mdni!

reacts the exact same way every time you take off your clothes; and that is being a giddy, blushing, heavy-breathing mess.

is in a constant need to jump your bones. like once you guys are comfortable with each other, he’s pouting and giving you puppy dog eyes constantly, which you just know means he “needs” to be inside you.

he tries so hard to be so gentle and take his time savouring you but he just gets so over excited so easily!

no matter how many times he says he “just wants to be inside you! you can totally still keep reading/watching a movie/working on your computer…” he’s always “accidentally” bucking his hips up and biting your shoulder to keep himself for whining (which doesn’t work. he’s whining regardless), and the occasional buck turns to a constant roll of his hips and- oh what the hell, screw whatever you were doing.

still doesn’t understand his strength but he tries to be so gentle!

he’s always holding your hand and caressing it with his thumb and he’s always peppering soft innocent kisses over your skin…

but like i said, he’s easily excited.

he’s doing all this cute stuff while he’s absolutely hammering into you. the juxtaposition of his actions have your mind in a whirl.

“‘m sorry! you’re just too cute!” is heard about umpteen times a day -during sex and outside it.

if he’s feeling horny (okay- more than usual) and he sees you walking about in his clothes? oh lawd… oh lAwd.

can barely contain himself around you, especially when you’re only in his jumper or only in his t-shirt.

fucks you in his t-shirt. his hands are underneath it groping at your breasts and he’s definitely pulling it up occasionally to watch your pretty tits bounce and he thrusts into you, but regardless that t-shirt is staying on.

is so vocal through sex as well. he’s always asking for reassurance that he’s making you feel good and he’s always reassuring you that you’re making him feel good, in between moaning and whining like a bitch in heat.

“so good- so good f’me” and “you’re doing so well!” constantly. you better be praising my boy back too.

he’s not at all expecting it though, no matter how much you do praise him, he never expects it.

especially calling him “good boy”; he is whining and picking up the pace as soon as he hears you utter those words. if you call him good boy outside of the bedroom? goes bright red in an instant.

if you praise him, tell him how good he’s doing while you’re running your fingers through his hair or scratching your nails down his back or biceps? he’s lasting about 0.05 seconds.

this is sort of a detour but- as much as he couldn’t think of ever hurting you, i definitely think there’s a part of him with a hidden obsession with ruined make-up, or even just your fucked-out face. it’s so lewd to him but i just know he secretly craves them.

that combined with getting over excited and his thing for that ass, you just know he’s getting you on all fours as often as possible.

smooshing your face into the mattress and messing up your pretty mascara and eyeliner, while one hand’s attentively holding your hand and caressing your skin, and the other’s grabbing your ass so hard you know it’ll leave marks, but his lips are so softly pressing against your skin, as he’s hitting so deep and so hard, having you scream and moan into the pillow, grasping tightly at the sheets with your free hand, all the time he’s spitting out praise after praise with his shaky fucked-out voice.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori x reader #itadori x you #itadori x y/n #itadori yuuji #fluff #itadori smut #smut

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ CUDDLES ❀

ranpo in love (aww) cuddles with ranpo >>

CONTENT: drabble, ranpo x reader, 317 words, fluff

it’s late. ranpo should have been home hours ago but a case kept him from leaving the agency like he planned. you knew this could happen, and ranpo knew you were aware, but it didn’t stop the sinking feeling in his chest when he saw you asleep, alone, in bed.

he hated that feeling. it’s not like he did anything wrong, and it’s not like you complained, but for some stupid reason he had feelings for you that got in the way of his nonchalance.

he listened to your breathing as he dressed for bed, watching the rise and fall of the covers with every breath. it comforted him, especially after such a long day, to watch you at peace, rugged up under layers of blankets.

he slipped into bed behind you, wrapping his arm tightly around your waist and pulling you as close as he could, resting his forehead against the nape of your neck.

you stirred, muttering his name sweetly in a sleepy voice. ranpo could feel his heart swell at the sound.

“shh. go back to sleep... you’re ruining the moment,” he muttered, making you hum in amusement.

he placed soft kisses on your back and pulled you even tighter to him.

you moved your arm to cover his, holding the hand that was strongly holding you against him and interlocking your fingers over his, slowly pulling away his iron grip.

he whined in protest but you only giggled, shuffling onto your back before pulling him to lay on you.

he quickly settled onto your chest, nuzzling against your skin as he got comfortable once more.

you brought your hands up to his head, one brushing through his hair while the other traced down the curve of his nose. you could feel ranpo physically untense under your touch, sighing with content as you continued your motions until the both of you fell into slumber.

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo x reader #bsd ranpo #ranpo x you #ranpo x y/n

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ MORNING ❀

ngl, i stole this whole scene from a dream i had.

CONTENT: drabble, chuuya x reader, 368 words, fluff

chuuya looked so peaceful when he was asleep. his face softened considerably, with uncreased eyebrows and a little pout on his soft lips, leaving him looking a lot less threatening than usual.

you had one leg over his, your arm rested on his chest, rising and falling with his slow breath as you watched him in complete adoration.

you propped yourself up on your elbow, softly bringing the hand on his chest up to his face to gently brush away stray locks, allowing them to join the rest of his flaming hair fanned out against the pillow.

he barely moved in his slumber, stirring for a moment before sighing in content.

you leaned down to kiss the corner of his lips, smiling to yourself when you watched it quirk up at your action. one of his eyes squinted open, his brows furrowing once more and lips returning to a thin line.

“you missed,” he grumbled horsley, closing his eye again and gently grabbing the hand that had been playing with his hair and returning it to his head.

you giggled and placed a gentle kiss on his lips as your hand returned to playing with his hair. he smiled, his eyebrows relaxing under your affection.

“you’re so pretty,” you whispered, kissing his jawline, down his neck and across his shoulder. when you brought your head back up to look at him, he was pouting.

“i am not pretty,” he insisted.

you hummed in false contemplation before threading both hands into his hair to massage his head, “yes, yes you are.”

he grumbled something like a reluctant “okay” and shut his eyes once more, bringing his hand under your shirt to run his fingers across your back.

his phone on the bedside table buzzed with a phone call, pulling you both from the moment. chuuya groaned dramatically and slapped his hand against it and brought it over, squinting in his sleepy state to read it. akutagawa.

“he can wait,” chuuya decided, throwing his phone back on the side table and lunging for you, pushing you down to lay on your back and nuzzling into your neck, wrapping his arms under your waist to hold you closer to him.

#bungo stray dogs #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #fluff #chuuya x y/n #chuuya x you #chūya x reader

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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Imagining an equally touch-starved gojo and reader finally succumbing to their yearning for one another after suppressing it for so long. It starts with subtle touches of knuckles brushing across cheeks, the 'accidental' bump of shoulders or knees meeting. The connection between you two slowly bubbling to the surface until it completely boils over and it’s a mess of kissing and grabbing at the other, unable to pull away even for air.

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ JJK AS BOYFRIENDS, GOJO — MDNI ❀

happy belated birthday to our husband ✨

going old school with the headcanon format, but i literally couldn’t figure out a better way to slap all my thoughts into coherent sentences.

was originally planning on posting them all together but yuuji’s ended up being 1.7k words so i split them 😭

CONTENT: headcanons, gojo x reader, afab, 1,542 words, fluff, sfw + nsfw

itadori version

sfw

just like how he can’t tell when people don’t like him, he also can’t tell when people like like him -more than just a celebrity (that he thinks he is).

he realised he fancied you because instead of getting a rise out of you with his teasing, you always shot back with an equally playful remark and a smile; i swear it’s the only way to beat the guy.

this is definitely a you fell first but he fell WAY harder scenario.

everyone else is astonished how you can deal with him. like you earned his respect so much he actually… does stuff for you?? the first time you ask??

still, his love is shown pretty much exclusively through being annoying playful.

LOVES to tease you by using infinity to stop you kissing him/touching him. but you best believe he’ll be whining and complaining if you are the one to withhold kisses from him (hypocrite).

puts his big ass hands in your face constantly. not in a “guess who?” way but a *stops you talking*, *covers your entire face*, *blocks your eyes* way. especially if he’s bored.

like you’ll be tryna talk with utahime and he keeps doing this. you just gently pull and push his hands out of your way and continue but utahime is definitely screaming at him for interrupting her.

is a bajillionaire but will never order enough food for himself and instead snacks on yours. he eventually then buys himself his own, and regardless of how much you yourself ordered in comparison to him, he always covers the bill. always.

the “fights to slap his card down on the reader for your coffee” type of always.

he’s always paying for your nails and hair and new clothes, and then demands you do a photo shoot to show it off. “they need to know how good of a boyfriend i am!”

and he’s hyping you up in the comment section every 👏 single 👏 time 👏.

has been reported for harassment once bc someone didn’t realise you were dating.

you have also been asked “is he bothering you?” in public before bc he rizzes you up so much sometimes that you just drone it out and it looks like you’re not enjoying it.

if you get married you’d better expect he’s goin be like “stay at home mama, you don't need to work”, though he has the highest respect for your sorcery.

fully trusts you with his life and knows how capable you are with yourself, he just loves protecting and supporting you… in a few different ways.

he does little things like always walking on the side of you closest to the road, and holds your hand so infinity protects you too, and he always puts his jumper down before you sit on the ground/bench-seat/anything —would lay down in a puddle for you to safely walk over without tarnishing your shoes.

but then he also makes up saviour scenarios like purposely tightening a jar super tight so he has to open it or your belongings mysteriously end up on the highest shelf (giraffe lookin ass).

the type to say dumb shit like “if you don’t do this then you don’t love me” (he’s half joking).

like he uses that excuse for ANYTHING from asking you to go to a meeting in his place to simply picking up the remote that’s sitting like a metre from him.

but you best believe he would drop EVERYTHING for you.

like he could be in a lesson and gets a text from you saying you’re feeling slightly under the weather and he’s teleporting to you.

curse needs exercising? well y/n needs me to pick up rice on the way home. “she said *IF YOU’RE NOT BUSY*” “and? i’m not!”

believes you are incapable of doing something wrong. like you could be beating the shit outta anyone and he’s like “sounds like your problem g. she prolly has a good reason”

once you’re together, there are zero boundaries. does not understand them.

clinging to you like a mf koala in private and trailing you like a puppy in public.

megumi finds it pathetic. “just wait ‘til your cold heart feels love, young man!”

he acts like he’s picking you up for the first time all the time.

you could turn over to him in the middle of the night and he’d say shit like “come here often?”

the sheer dichotomy of his texts tho going from “on my knees for you, would give you the whole world, completely at your mercy” to “u up?” gives you whiplash.

he worships the ground you walk on, but as previously established, he has no boundaries when it comes to you so you best believe he’s sending you a “i’m horny. come over.” text whenever he wants.

doesn’t mean there’s not unfaltering love behind every word though 🥰

is expecting a “good morning/night” and “i’m home” text to make sure you’re okay.

texts you while you two are in the same room as well. you could be alone, sitting next to each other on the couch and he’ll message you.

especially loves to do this when there’s people around tho oml.

you two are insatiable gossipers with each other.

you’re giving each other the “r u seeing this shit?” look all the time.

not to mention you’re calling/texting each other when ANYTHING happens.

he’s calling you on the phone like “yo you would not believe what a lame-ass hoe just said” and gakuganji still standing there like🧍‍♂️

sugar coats nothing with you either -about other people or about you. like you could say “thoughts?” in the changing room and he’d straight up tell you “and prayers.”

but he’s being “helpful” as he calls it, and always has a “better” option to replace it with.

you can never take it to heart tho because he’s serious when he says he’s trying to be helpful!

that and the fact he’s calling you hot 24/7.

has definitely pretended to faint multiple times when you’ve walked into a room. “itadori!” “yes sir!” and gojo just flops back onto yuuji who’s expecting this with open arms.

this man is obsessed with hickies. he loves putting them all over your skin to show off, but he loves even more to brand them in places you wouldn’t normally see, like the inside of your thighs and all over your chest.

he also loves to show off hickies you gave him so you better be bruising up that pretty pale neck of his! he wears those marks like a trophy.

purposely makes it obvious when you’ve given him a really big one. “your neck-” “so you’ve noticed?” “why are you bragging to me?” “because i just know you’re marvelling at how cool i look” “it looks gross” “shut up megumi” and itadori is groveling at his feet like “teach me your ways!”.

we all know gojo is a big brother more than he will ever be a father figure to those boys.

he also loves kisses, which he never realised with all his unserious relationships beforehand, but with you? he’s obsessed.

he’s kissing you hello, goodbye, good morning, good night, brb, just because, “we haven’t kissed in forever!” it’s been two hours.

nsfw — mdni!

i think it’s well established gojo acts like a horny teenager.

he is moaning loud and proud with you -especially loves moaning into your mouth because it’s just so hot when you’re kissing him!

same thing when you’re kissing up his neck or across his shoulder or collarbone… he’s in heaven. kisses are his gateway to sex every. single. time.

like the text messages, he will straight up tell you when he wants to fuck or when you’re turning him on. there is no beating around the bush.

and pretty much everything you do turns him on.

hes definitely done some dumb shit like purposely tickled you and made you laugh during sex, he strikes me as someone extremely passionate, but pretty unserious during sex.

he loves teasing you more than just making you laugh though. he finds it oh so amusing to edge you and make you squirm for ages before he does really anything, and just watches and laughs as you whine and beg for him~

when he gives in though, he gives in. wildest ride of your life.

he loves teasing and messing around, but it’s not like he hasn’t got the skills of pleasure to back it up.

you would go through hours of his antics knowing in the end, he’ll reward you with the best fuck of your life.

there’s no way he’d ever be able to punish you, really, because afterwards he just showers you in love and exactly what you need to get off.

his aftercare is good too. cuddles all around.

he’s definitely staying inside you for a while afterwards are you both come down before finally pulling out and pulling you in close to him, pressing delicate little kisses over anywhere he can reach -completely contradicting the absolute beating (positive) you just received.

always preparing the shower for you after and always suggesting round two in said shower. how could you refuse?

a/n: this is my first time writing for gojo so i’m a little nervous it’s shit aha

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo smut #smut #fluff

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ JUJUTSU KAISEN… ❀

struck works are wips

one shot = over 300 words, more structured

drabble = up to 300 words, less structured

headcanons = n/a, least structured

“but most ugly of all are his eyes: bright blue. he is lucky he was not killed at birth.” - GOJO SATURO

♔ headcanons: gojo as your boyfriend — sfw + nsfw, fluff

♔ multi: ass, tits or thighs? — mdni, nsfw

grab me by the hair like one of your french curses - NANAMI KENTO

♔ multi: ass, tits or thighs? — mdni, nsfw

least fucks given by a 4 year old - FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

♔ headcanons: megumi as your boyfriend — sfw + nsfw, fluff

*the* golden retriever boy - ITADORI YUUJI

♔ headcanons: itadori as your boyfriend — sfw + nsfw, fluff

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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bitches will write a domestic au and include sukuna too like mf the only domestic that bastard knows is domestic violence

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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when will a man bend down to my height and be like “yeah, baby?”

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thebelladonnaofbuffoonery · 5 months

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❀ QUIET MOMENTS ❀

having a real hankering for super cozy works atm, probably why my yuji crush is flaring back up too 😭

CONTENT: drabble, dazai x reader, 300 words, fluff

the world feels still as you lay in the morning light, its soft rays streaming through the edges of the blinds. neither you nor dazai in any rush to get up.

he weakly traces patterns into your open palm with half lidded eyes, occasionally drawing his finger down your wrist and forearm, making you shiver.

he slides his long fingers between yours, embracing your hands in a gentle hold and pulling it towards him.

he turns your hand, placing a kiss on the back of it before sliding his hand down to your wrist. he brings the sensitive skin to his lips, placing a delicate kiss upon it.

you watch as he smiles into the gesture, warmth swelling in your heart. he kisses your wrist again before trailing his kisses down your forearm, tickling your skin.

you reach to cup his cheek in your hand as he trails his kisses back up. he leans into your touch, sighing in contentment as you caress his skin with your thumb.

his arm snakes over your waist to draw you nearer to him, pulling you impossible close against him as he moves to return to tracing your skin.

you wrap your arms around his torso, giving him free range of your bare back to draw his fingers across.

you nuzzle into his body, relishing the sound of the heartbeat in his chest, matched in a rhythm with yours.

you giggle softly as you realise he's tracing his name into your skin, sliding your own hand up his back to write a message into his shoulder-blade.

出会って感謝してる

he hums in satisfaction, you can feel it reverberate through his chest, before leaning down to place a gentle kiss on your forehead. he traced his fingers across your back as he nuzzled into your hair.

愛してる

a/n: apologies if that japanese i completely wrong. i normally would not write in another language, but it felt awkward to write out english letters bc it’s so different word formation wise.

#bungo stray dogs #dazai x reader #dazai x you #dazai x y/n #bsd dazai

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