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15% off Simly esims to-day with code "EID"

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venn diagram of people who use the word "puriteens" to analyse politics and people who go on r/childfree and refer to children as "crotch goblins" is a circle im pretty sure

#real lol

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Fun Volo facts that some people don’t know just from BG3:

He’s not a bard, but a wizard, and has authored a few spells. Largely around being able to steal things, spy on, or escape things.

Volo is not just one of Mystra’s chosen, but also a Weave Anchor. Only Mystra and her most beloved and trusted chosen Elminster know this (if Volo knew, chances are he would tell everybody which kind of negates the point.) An anchor is a kind of failsafe; should anything happen to Mystra again, the weave would live on until she could be reincarnated. This enchantment is what gives him his extraordinary good luck.

He had a bastard son in Waterdeep in the late 1300s with a noble which was quite the scandal. He also fell in love with a dragon, and has been endlessly pursuing a Yuan-ti wizard for years (and, according to Ed Greenwood, she’s starting to come around to the idea…)

In fact, Volo gets through life by being the perfect mix of charismatic, handsome, and literally blessed with luck.

He also writes erotic fiction chapbooks, which pay the bills, under a pseudonym. They sell extraordinary well.

And the final fact is I love him so much

And the final fact is that ALL the sourcebooks that are Volo’s Guide to X are written in his voice, an unreliable narrator doing a terrible job, and they are so joyous. You can find pdfs of the old ones like Volo’s Guide to the North and they are so fun.

#WHY IS HE LIKE THIS #bg3 #dnd

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As I eased back into my yearly spooky season tradition of listening to Brian David Gilbert's Halloween covers I was........beset by visions.

#THIS IS SO GOOD CAUSE STAYIN ALIVE IS ON HIS OFFICIAL PLAYLIST #god i love disco covers and silly little men #bg3

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My Reacue Puppy, Muppet, was hit by a car and needs medical attention, please if anyone can spread this around I would be forever grateful. He’s such a nice funny little dog with so much life in him, I want him to have a full happy life.

#animal injury -/ #much love to you and him breezy!!!! #signal boost

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my fellow jewish dragon age fans would y'all beat me up if i put hallelujah on my playlist for solas and my lavellan

#my roommate immediately: yes #my birds: all scream #me: i accept it #LISTEN THEY HAVE A TRAGIC JEWISH LOVE #speaketh

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DANCE FUCKER DANCE

#I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ALL DAY #HE BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY LOOK AT HIM GO #save #fave #jjba

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

#hope u had a good passover neil #shitposting

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Papa's little evil genius.

#this is my fave flavour of mudad content #comically evil #jjba

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hey sammi, can i ask what inspired that outfit u drew esidisi in in the battle tendency road trip post?? i was lookin at it again and its HAWT

weheh!! and uhh i didnt think too specific about anything but i was taking some general inspo from leather and biker attire!

i love the idea of roadtrip Au Esidisi being a motorhead who loVES hot rods. Guy who just woke up from a 1000 year nap and is SO excited to drive a nice fast car

#HES SUUUUCH A BIKER BITCH THIS IS SO REAL #also hes sexy #op i love how u draw esidisi sooo so much #jjba

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thought about this the entire 30min walk home from the korean grocery store the other day and knew i had to inflict it on everyone else

#those joon-gis got hans 😔🤙 #yakuza

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he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

#and that man...... was dio brando #shitposting

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stardew valley is great because you play as some washed up city kid who full on sprints across this tiny town every day carrying rocks over their head and chopping down the entire ecosystem for wood and accidentally handing five different residents sap as a gift and eating raw eggs for energy and just all around being kind of a little freak. but there are still twelve different people who are like "they are so babygirl <3 and i want to be with them carnally"

#YEAH #@ the tags my fav to marry is elliott ❤️ #stardew valley

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For the prompt “Bandolier” 

I think I made a cute assassin girl…

#I AM HOMOSEXUAL #I LOVE COWGIRLS #save

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pillar men family gc + twitter circle :)

#jjba #pillar men #kars #esidisi #wamuu #santana #battle tendency #not sfw text

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wifey

#WIFEY INDEED #jjba

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this is how battle tendency went as far as im concerned

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #battle tendency #kars #lisa lisa