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Legal Blonde RP prompts

"I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn."

"I'm seriously in love with you, isn't that enough?"

"Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things."

"You passed <<class>> because you gave Professor <<last name>> a lap-dance after the final."

"Uh huh, she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist."

"It's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper."

"<<muse>>, I totally forgot you go here!"

"Well, don't you look like a walking felony?"

"I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am i?"

"Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?"

"So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got? Three tits?"

"I'm takin' the dog, Dumbass!"

"Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today'?"

"When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"

"Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time."

"You have all the right equipment, you just need to read the manual."

"It's not like normal women can have this ass!"

"You know, you're really being a butthead!"

"Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together, and I haven't heard from you since."

"Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?"

"I know, I thought that was very... classy of you."

"You know a delta nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong!"

"Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey."

"No more boring suits. No more panty hoes. No more trying to be something that i'm just... just not."

"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."

"What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder."

"[in tears] I didn't mean to shoot him! [points at muse] I thought it was YOU walking through the door!"

#rp meme #rp prompts #legally blonde #meme #sentence starters #sentence starter meme #quotes #quote meme #quote starters #legally blonde quotes

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ridiculous 6 has pretty much ruined Taylor Lautner for me :\

#I'm Lil's Pete #ridiculous 6

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S L A I N

#both me and Jack #we are slain #this boy is just straight up : no #potc5 #dead men tell no tales #potc dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean #pirates of the carribean dead men tell no tales

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BABY DUCK IN THE POOL BABY DUCK IN THE POOL It’s not trapped, don’t worry. It got in and out a few times, all while chirping at the top of its little lungs. So maybe it’s chirps weren’t of fear, they were more “I HAVE DISCOVERED THIS WHOLE EMPTY POND. MAMA ALWAYS SAID I’D DO GREAT THINGS.”

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Conspiracy Theory: The Girl That Told Tadashi That Callaghan Is Still In The Building Was Actually Working For Callaghan.

Did anybody else think it was kind of dodgy when the girl told Tadashi about Callaghan still being in the building? How could she possibly know that Callaghan was the only remaining person in the building? And why didn’t she save him herself? Callaghan is a smart guy, we know he must have very quickly realised that he could use Hiro’s microbots to rebuild the portal but what if he also realised he would need someone else to do the dirty work for him, that way if he got caught he could blame it all on his accomplice. Therefore, Callaghan quickly found a student he trusted and told her his plan and asked her to run out of the building last so she could tell Tadashi that Callaghan was still in there. Callaghan knew that Tadashi would run in there to save him without even giving it a second thought, so that’s why he chose him. However, something went wrong. Maybe the building exploded before Tadashi could reach Callaghan and the microbots, meaning Callaghan could only protect himself and Tadashi died.

#b 6 #big hero 6 #tadashi hamada #Tadashi's Death Wasn't An Accident

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Dani el Ho ...well

RIP ‘danisnotonfire’ 2009-2017 (I’m not dead)

#I'm sorry #danisnotonfire #danielhowell

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two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cuz their not gay

#two bros #tigers

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wen I already low key ship Benat and Vex ^^

#writelifeapril Day 5: #1linewed! Awhile ago I posted the first line of my upcoming Pirate Book (spring/summer 2018) so for today, I figured I’d post the rest of the “first lines” from the remaining POV characters! I am BEYOND excited to share Ben, Lu, and Vex’s story with you all! (And it’s still in edits, so lines may change!) #books #writing #wip #pirates #arrrrrrrrmatey

#why am i like this #pirate book #sara

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Sara Sara Sara! Have you seen Voltron Legendary Defenders? If you haven't I highly recommend. It's got giant metal lioncats that fly in space and genius science child that kicks butt and a powerful alien princess and I'm not explain very well bt it is 11/10 would recommend

I have not! Will look into it. Though to be honest my show watching time is very small now (edits, ugh).

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Skandar Keynes and William Moseley are Maven and Cal AF

→Red Queen

#mine #deleted blog #skandar keynes #william moseley #red queen #rq #maven and cal #rq casting

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HOW CAN MY NAME IS EARL JUST END LIKE THAT?!?

#my name is earl #THEY SAID TO BE CONTINUED #HOW CAN THEY DO THAT #IM SO SAD #DODGE'S DAD #WAS EARL #YAY #BUT WUT ABT EARL JR????

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no okay this is stupid. don’t make it so children can’t play with animals. teach them that they have to be gentle. tell them ‘no’ but them in time out if they are doing something wrong. children are told (and they quickly learn) not to hit/bite/hurt parents/siblings/other kids. its just as easy to teach them no

children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that

#not my photos

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@fishingboatproceeds Radar's parents missed one!!!

#paper towns #world's largest collection of black Santa's

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Right?!? I'm not here for your politics people!

I can’t scroll through tumblr me, it’s a political shitstorm of bs being thrown at more bs and I just, I just can’t

Somebody post something actually interesting, something actually cool or interesting about themselves or something they do

I know blabla some people find that stuff interesting great whatever fuck it

But there’s gotta actually be some awesome stuff out there that will appeal to me 

Like c’mon I like people who can sing, dance, draw do something cool

SHOW ME YOUR GOD DAMN TALENTS

#oneyearstand #politics #come on Tumblr give me some quality fucking content

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I screamed the answer from two rooms away

#fob

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I'm I the only one dying to see how Freeform is gonna handle a 9th HP movie

#HP #Freeform #ABC family #harry potter weekend #fantastic beasts and where to find them