flatline, ‘animated series’ style sketch
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Bruce Wayne at a gala: Oh my goodness, have you met my babies yet?
Person: Babies? I thought-
Bruce, dragging them over to a group of people: Here we go! Meet my precious angels.
Dick, 29: Hi, pleasure to meet you.
Cass, 23: *waves*
Definitely-Not-Jason-The-Dead-Son, 23: Sup.
Tim, 17 21: Ah, nice to see you again. Are you enjoying the gala?
Stephanie, 22: I am not his, or an angel. I am precious though.
Duke, 16: Hi! Have you tried the cupcakes yet?
Damian, 14: Greetings. Goodbye now.
Bruce: Aren’t they adorable? I birthed them all!
Person: But.. But you’re a.. man?
Brucie, beaming brightly: Whats your point?
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"i don't care if you live or die. i don't care if you leave" (<- says the man who is literally throwing up blood shaking and punching walls about it)
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I'm back with superbat brain rot again. Anyways- the lack of mech superbat fics is CRIMINAL
For starters they just met and are fighting like an old married couple, plus the bat man blankie clark is wearing like omfg.
Wife scolding his husband idk what else to tell y'all.
LOVE LOVE LOVE THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS HE UNDERSTANDS WHERE KAL IS COMING FROM HE TRIES TO HELP HIM BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS- HE WENT FROM KAL EL HATER TO KAL EL APOLOGIST-
I'm so normal I swear.
Also hello??? Excessive hand holding?? They are so gay your honor.
Sobbing and crying he trusts clark so much Bruce you fucking simp
HOW IS THIS NOT CLICHE SUPERHERO ROMANCE TROPES WTF
Let's not forget the fact that bruce was FIRST ON THE SCENE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT KAL WAS ALIVE.
My gay little twink babies
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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"
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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆
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@ghostbatweek ghostbat week day 4: jealousy (open for better quality)
ghost-maker: no. 1 bat breaker
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some comic artists draw Bruce Wayne so fucking pretty that I kinda start to get why all these supervillains keep going crazy for him
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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.
Always
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