theimpossiblescheme
theimpossiblescheme
Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?
Amie, female (she/her), aroace, 20-something. Expect a lot of musical theater, mythology, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Universal/Hammer Horror, Tolkien, Marvel/DC, Guillermo del Toro, and Neil Gaiman. Avowed bookworm and defender of minor female characters, slayer of cringe culture
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theimpossiblescheme · 14 minutes ago
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Just two siblings enjoying a quiet time outside of the manor with their pets 🎨🦇🌄
[Part of my ‘Cass Cain: Bonding Time with her Brothers’ series: Tim | Jason | Damian | Dick | Duke (coming soon-ish!) ]
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theimpossiblescheme · an hour ago
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“Beneath your dancing feet are the tombs of tortured men — thus does the Red Death rebuke your merriment!”
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
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theimpossiblescheme · 2 hours ago
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Another picture of my Aminta, taken two years ago by my now mother-in-law!
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theimpossiblescheme · 3 hours ago
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Hi Tumblr! Long time no see~
I’m significantly more active on twitter if you want to keep up with my work but now I’m trying to catch up on all my other social media so here’s the 2/3 of my redesign project of the The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman.
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theimpossiblescheme · 4 hours ago
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Angels aren’t occult. We’re ethereal.
Michael Sheen as Aziraphale in Good Omens (2019)
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theimpossiblescheme · 5 hours ago
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The classic roster of the New Teen Titans‼️ is perfect and I have so much love for that series. 😌😊 They need to be presented in more media with new takes on them. Adding Wally’s kids to the mix for example would be so much fun.
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theimpossiblescheme · 6 hours ago
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Dominique’s Travelling Circus, an entertainment group that tours throughout northern Germany, has been a safe haven for many of the country’s Jellicle Cats for years.  With its kind humans, exciting routines, and ample opportunities to dance even outside of the Jellicle Ball, cats flock there either to perform or to watch and cheer.  There’s a troupe of feline clowns, aerialists, stunt specialists with lions and horses, and a handful of dancers who specialize in only that...
Rocketta has a variety of talents--juggling, skating, and horseback riding to name a few--but she considers herself a dancer first and foremost.  She’s a very motherly and affectionate queen who tends to be a rather strict teacher, but still has her own playful and flamboyant streaks.  Her protégé, Mab, has a reputation for having her head in the clouds, but is otherwise an extremely sweet and endlessly curious kitten who always tries to hone her talents.  When the two aren’t preparing for the next show, they’re often found hanging around the circus concession stands--not much of the food is cat-safe, but the little that is they always smuggle back to the bunks to share with the troupe.  And every time they’re out in the ring, the Show-Queen and the Pixie always get some of the loudest encores.
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theimpossiblescheme · 6 hours ago
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Francisca Tapia as Demeter, Santiago 2014
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theimpossiblescheme · 6 hours ago
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Cats/Aiw moodboards
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Jemima's Alice, and I actually combined the White Knight and the White Rabbit for Munk bc I thought both fit him between his orderly and protective personality
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theimpossiblescheme · 6 hours ago
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#you were giving the prince rival eye sparkles right in front of God and everyone#and you have the nerve to pout at Jigen#unbelievable
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Lupin, if you didn't want your boyfriends to flirt with Zenigata right in front of you, maybe you shouldn't have flirted with the prince right in front of them.
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theimpossiblescheme · 7 hours ago
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Ben kederlerin vardığı yeri severim,
Bir çiçeğin vardığı yeri sevdiğim gibi...
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theimpossiblescheme · 8 hours ago
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Moodboard: Arsène Lupin
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theimpossiblescheme · 9 hours ago
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Riddler comic!!! CW for child abuse on page 4!! 
why did i spend time on this? well? i have riddler brainrot
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theimpossiblescheme · 10 hours ago
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Resources for LGBTQ+ Muslims
A few days ago, I came across a document I had created nearly a year ago when I was first beginning to seriously consider that I could be bisexual. In the document were a myriad of links and resources I had found that discussed being queerness and Muslim. I thought that these links and resources, which had taken me last year a while to compile, could inshAllah help any other Muslims who identify as queer, are questioning or are struggling to reconcile their certain parts of their identity together. Some of these resources provide explicit reconciliation for queer Muslims, while others thoroughly explore several views of LGBTQ+ within Islam and the Muslim community, including views that are disagreeing, homophobic and/or hostile. InshAllah, I will add more as I find more. While I tried to look into these resources thoroughly, some of the longer ones were skimmed through at some parts. Anyone is welcomed to add more, and please, let me know if there are any problems found in this post and/or the resources listed below.
TW // Several of these resources either briefly mention or discuss sexual violence, homophobia, transphobia, problematic age gaps, Islamophobia, assault, hate crimes, discrimination against the LGBTQ+ community, questionable/ambiguous age gaps and unbalanced power dynamics.
Platforms, Organizations and/or Guides That Contain a Multitude of Articles, Essays, Resources, Sermons, Stories of the Prophet (PBUH), Proofs from the Quran & Hadiths, or Groups for Muslims to Explore and Join:
Muslims for Progressive Values
Queer Jihad
Salaam Canada
I’m Muslim And I Might Not Be Straight
I’m Muslim And My Gender Doesn’t Fit Me
The Muslim Alliance for Sexual & Gender Diversity
Coming Home to Islam and to Self
Mecca Institute
Queer Muslim Resistance
Queer Muslim Reading Group
Resources Organized by Queer Muslim Resistance –> Highly, highly recommend this! The documents included in this folder explore films, books, podcasts, books, literature, accounts, poetry and many articles that are resources for queer Muslims.
What Imams/Scholars Have to Say:
There are 8 openly Gay imams in the world
A gay IMAM’S story: ‘the dialogue is open in Islam – 10 years ago it wasn’t’
Q&A: Islamic scholar Omar Suleiman on the Quran and homosexuality
Affirming mosques help gay Muslims RECONCILE Faith, sexuality
Essentialism and islamic theology of homosexuality: A critical reflection on an essentialist epistemology toward same-sex desires and acts in islam
Includes Evidence and/or References to the Quran and Hadiths:
Q&A: Islamic scholar Omar Suleiman on the Quran and homosexuality
Opinion | What Does Islam Say About Being Gay? (Published 2015)
Stances of Faiths on LGBTQ Issues: Islam - Sunni and Shi'a - HRC
Affirming mosques help gay Muslims RECONCILE Faith, sexuality
Essentialism and islamic theology of homosexuality: A critical reflection on an essentialist epistemology toward same-sex desires and acts in islam
Islamic Texts: A Source for Acceptance of Queer Individuals into Mainstream Muslim Society
The Qur’an, the Bible and homosexuality in Islam
A Muslim Non-Heteronormative Reading of the Story of Lot: Liberation Theology for LGBTIQ Muslims?
What’s wrong with being gay and Muslim?
Sexual Diversity in Islam
Homosexuality, Transidentity, and Islam
Queer Muslims (+ their experiences) and Community:
What’s wrong with being gay and Muslim?
Gay Muslims - How you can be LGBTQ+ and Muslim
What’s it like to be queer and Muslim? Let this photographer show you
Lut’s People: The struggle to be gay & Muslim in South Africa
As a trans Muslim, I used to feel vulnerable all the time. Then I found a community of people like me.
Persian poetry lovers
‘I feel caught in the middle’: queer Muslims on the LGBTQ lessons row
Just Me and Allah: A Queer Muslim Photo Project
How Queer Muslims are Rewriting Their Stories
Queer Muslim Heroes to Celebrate This Muslim Women’s Day
Queer Muslim Women Reflect On Navigating Their Faith and Sexuality
Queer Muslims Are Carving Out Their Space On TikTok
Why Samra Habib wrote a memoir about growing up as a queer Muslim woman — and it’s now a Canada Reads winner
Being a black, British, queer, non-binary Muslim isn’t a contradiction
Bangladesh opens first Islamic school for transgender Muslims
Affirming mosques help gay Muslims RECONCILE Faith, sexuality
Interview: Summayah Dawud talks about being a transgender Muslim woman
“It’s between me and Allah!”: Queer Muslims explain how they reconcile faith with love
Homosexuality, Transidentity, and Islam
Views Throughout History:
A historical look at attitudes to homosexuality in the Islamic world
Gay Sex Didn’t Scare Muslims in Islam’s Golden Age
Medieval Arab Lesbians and Lesbian-Like Women
The Amazing Way Islamic Middle Ages Celebrated Lesbian Loves
How homosexuality became a crime in the Middle East
Vanishing Source Materials and Medieval Arabic Lesbianism, by Boyda Johnstone
The Historical Context and Reception of the First Arabic-Lesbian Novel, I Am You, by Elham Mansour
Study examines the same-sex relationships of Medieval Arab Women
Persian poetry lovers
Sexual Diversity in Islam
The Qur’an, the Bible and homosexuality in Islam
Literature and Poetry:
A historical look at attitudes to homosexuality in the Islamic world
Gay Sex Didn’t Scare Muslims in Islam’s Golden Age
Study examines the same-sex relationships of Medieval Arab Women
How homosexuality became a crime in the Middle East
Vanishing Source Materials and Medieval Arabic Lesbianism, by Boyda Johnstone
Persian poetry lovers
For Queer Muslims, Islamic Poetry Represents Solace and Acceptance
Male-Male Love in Classical Arabic Poetry (Chapter 6) - The Cambridge History of Gay and Lesbian Literature
Persian Literature from Homoeroticism to Representations of the LGBT Community: an Introduction
The Amazing Way Islamic Middle Ages Celebrated Lesbian Loves
If I see explicit hate of any kind (from TERFs, or promoting transphobia, Islamophobia, homophobia, racism and/or discrimination of any kind), I will report and block.
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theimpossiblescheme · 18 hours ago
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having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together....” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”
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theimpossiblescheme · 18 hours ago
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local criminal bothered by goths
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theimpossiblescheme · 18 hours ago
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Honoring the lives lost in the Indianapolis shooting
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Amarjeet Kaur Johal, 66
Amarjeet Kaur Johal was a 66-year-old mother, grandmother and member of the Indianapolis' Sikh community. According to her grandson's Twitter, Johal was planning to work a double shift Thursday so she could take Friday off. She later decided to grab her check and go home. He said she still had her check in her hand when they found her.
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Amarjit Sekhon, 48
Amarjit Sekhon, a mother of two sons, was the breadwinner of her family who immigrated to the US in 2004. Her brother-in-law, Kuldip Sekhon, told the Associated Press she began working at the FedEx facility in November -- after previously working at a bakery -- and was a dedicated worker whose husband was disabled. "She was a workaholic, she always was working, working," he said. "She would never sit still ... the other day she had the (COVID-19) shot and she was really sick, but she still went to work."
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Jasvinder Kaur, 50
Kaur had two children -- a daughter and a son, said Rimpi Girn, her daughter's brother-in-law. She immigrated to the US in 2018 and was the main breadwinner for the family. She sent money earned from her job at FedEx to her son living in India as financial support. Sekhon and Kaur went to work together every day, working the same night shift, Girn said. "They didn't want to work night shift anymore, they wanted to work day shift."
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Jaswinder Singh, 68
The 68-year-old Indian immigrant decided to take a job at the FedEx facility because he was bored at home and the employer was popular among Punjabi immigrants. Relatives said Singh left the Indian state of Punjab, where the Sikh community is concentrated, about eight years ago to reunite with relatives living in the United States. Jatinder Singh, one of Singh’s two sons, told the Indian news outlet Republic World that the family hopes to return him to India for funeral rites but face complications because of the pandemic.
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Samaria Blackwell, 19
Samaria Blackwell was the youngest of four children and looked up to her older siblings Elijah, Levi and Michaiah, her parents Jeff and Tammi Blackwell said in a statement. Blackwell played basketball and soccer and had "a tough game face" that "quickly turned to a smile outside of competition," they said. She was a straight-A student who graduated from high school last year and her parents described their daughter as "tenacious in everything she did."
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Karli Smith, 19
Karli Smith graduated in 2020 from George Washington High School, where she was remembered as "a hardworking and dedicated student," according to a statement from Indianapolis Public Schools (IPS). "Administrators, teachers and classmates remember Karli for her sense of humor that often generated smiles and laughter. Karli was a bright light wherever she went. She will be dearly missed by all throughout IPS who knew and loved her," the statement said.
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John Weisert, 74
John Weisert was a retired engineer and was working at the FedEx facility to make some extra money, his wife told CNN affiliate WTHR on Friday, while she waited for news about her husband. "He's just a package handler, a retired professional engineer, but after retirement he wanted to keep working. We had some things we needed to pay off, so he took this job," Weisert told WTHR. The couple was set to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary in the fall.
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Matthew Alexander, 32
Those who knew Matthew Alexander described the 32-year-old as a huge baseball fan and a trustworthy, reliable and kind friend, WTHR reported. Family and friends gathered at Avon High School's baseball field Saturday to honor the former player before his father threw the opening pitch. "I didn't do near as well as he did in the day, but I was there and I knew he was looking down saying thank you dad."
Verified GoFundMe for victims
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theimpossiblescheme · 19 hours ago
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Cassandra Cain aka Batgirl is coming and yall better be ready!!! 🦇💛
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