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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later
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The desk crawl will be the death of me. 🫠🫠
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From William, the Conqueror to William, the Concluder.
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
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Franz Kafka Diaries / 1915
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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Franz is my homeboi.
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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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Do you read fanfiction? Are you queer? Well then I’ve got the perfect survey for you!
Hi! I’m a student writing a research paper on the prevalence of queer couples and lgbtq+ representation in fanfiction and need participants for my survey. This project will be entered in a national (Very prestigious) research competition and will be judged by an academic jury. The more answers I get on this survey, the more accurate my research will be, so I’d really appreciate it if you would take the time to answer! 
https://forms.gle/8sae8vzQRERAzYiX8
Here are some reasons to partcicipate: 
Science and stuff
Force a highly prestigious academic jury to read more than 20 pages about gay fanfiction 
Better my chances of winning real-life money by writing more than 20 pages about gay fanfiction
Help expand a largely ignored academic field (fandom studies)
It’ll only take like 8 minutes (5 minutes if you’re quick)
Uhhmmm…
Please?
The only requirement is that you have some sort of experience with fanfiction or fan works (Whether that be writing or reading). You do not have to be queer to participate and all answers are completely anonymous
Reblogs are appreciated!
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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dear larissa weems fanfic writers,
please never stop.
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I was on holiday and I asked S if she'd like me to get her something. She said she wanted a photo of me sky diving. (!!) Needless to say, I ceased living immediately.
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Part 1/3 of Just Going For a Walk: A Comic About Manic Psychosis
This is the first part of my short autobiographical comic about psychosis in bipolar disorder. It was hard to write and even harder to post, but I decided to go for it, and I’m glad I did! In the end it felt good to put some of these feelings down on paper, and if this can help people understand a little more about what it’s like, or help those who’ve experienced it feel a little less alone, then it will all be worth it.
I hope everyone is kind and no one judges me too harshly for things I thought or did during mania (I’m well aware of how embarrassing some of this is haha). I also want to point out that I’m very lucky I’ve never had the cops called on me, and if I had, I would have likely been okay, which is not a privilege afforded to everyone who’s gone through this.
I’ll post the other parts here, but I also put it up in full on Gumroad as pay-what-you-want! 
Part 2
Part 3
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Helena: I just want someone to take me out.
Alice: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Helena: Surprise me.
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And sometimes, if we're lucky, the neck.
*sighs in eternal thirst*
having a tc be like discovering the attractiveness of hands because you can't see other parts of his body
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i see you in the littlest of things and i hate it
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Caw caw. 🥺
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Lea Yunk on Etsy / Society6
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