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#FUCK YEAH BONERAT

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may your glasses stay clean for an entire day. like to charge, reblog to cast.

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G L O R Y

#south park #the fractured but whole #south park: the fractured but whole #the rednecks #WHY DOES HE SAY HISPANIC LIKE THAT #vine boom

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For my bald followers

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ITS CONFIRMED FOLKS THE BIG MAN JC SAID IT HIMSELF

#jesus #jesus says gay is okay

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Me when my therapist says it’s not normal to not want to take medication that I know will help me get better physically and to embellish side effects of medication or illnesses so that people will feel sorry for me. (My parents didn’t spend enough time with me)

#munchausen syndrome #bpd #borderline personality disorder

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My little sister got married to jesus lmao.

#please ignore me in the background. i am very stupid

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IT IS FUCKING APRIL 13th BITCHES

#homestuck

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You ever really like an artist and then some BASTARD is just like

yOu KnOw ThEy RaN oVeR mY mOm OnCe?

SHUT UP

I LIKE THEM

#>:(((((((( #suck my nuts #i banged ur mom #i also banged ur dad #shithed #im better than u #no one fucking cares #kys fr #u bitch #what are u gonna do about it #bite me? #i have BRACES u little hoe #i’ll take ur fucking arm off #let me enjoy music #i ran over ur dog #actually die in a hole #shut the fuck up #stop talking #u little hoe #i ate ur fish

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THIS MOTHERFUCKER

My favorite part about this silly little website is that u can just say the most OUT OF POCKET RANDOM SHIT EVER and people are just like “there goes dave again foaming at the mouth over kramer from seinfeld”

#MOTHERFUCKING KRAMER

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K w i s p y

#k w i s p y #actually her name is misha #shes a bitch #but #she is everything to me

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My favorite part about this silly little website is that u can just say the most OUT OF POCKET RANDOM SHIT EVER and people are just like “there goes dave again foaming at the mouth over kramer from seinfeld”

#i fucking love it here

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Y

when boys do a big stretch and their top goes up like this reblag if you agree

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Bred

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

#i lik the bred #bread

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A joke my father told last week.

Father: What do you call Mexican lawyers? Me: *sighs* what? Father: abogados from Mexico :) Me:

#dad jokes

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quesodesxillas

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#quesondilans #yummmmmmm