tiredgaytrashpanda

[tiredgaytrashpanda]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

#omg ryoken was the first one that came to mind for me too im crying

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my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby

also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!

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this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

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“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

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Idk how to explain it, but Persona 5 Joker just has this energy:

Like, you get me?

#persona #p5 #persona 5 #akira kusuru #persona joker #p5 joker #persona 5 joker

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Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it

#this is jyushi #honestly what else do you expect from a visual kei-er with a hobogoblin for a leader and a lowkey depressed whiskey uncle #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #jyushi aimono #aimono jyushi #kuko harai #harai kuko #hitoya amaguni #amaguni hitoya #bad ass temple #bat #badasstemple

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► Hypnosis Mic Stage Play 

Battle of Pride outfits are the best 

1. Battle of Pride Videos: [Pt.1], [Pt.2], [Backstage: (1), (2)]

2. Actors Being Chaotic: 

MTC: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]

DH: [1], [2], [3]

MTR: [1], [2]

BB: [1], [2]

[DH+BAT]

[Backstage Ichiro], [Backstage Jyuto], [Backstage Card Mania], [Manager questioning if you’re wearing pants],  [Samatoki on Ichiro’s cuteness], [Samatoki on Saburo’s cuteness],  [Akira being extremely similar to Ichiro (1), (2), (3)],  [MTC family dynamics], [Samatoki VS Ichiro things] 

3. The Dirty Dawg Videos: 

Theme songs: [King of Kings], [Dirty Desire], [Shout Out to the Revolution]

Solos: [Sasara & Samatoki], [Ichiro & Kuko] , [Jakurai], [Ramuda]

[Ichiro saying “Samatoki-san” compilation] 

[Samatoki getting shot for Ichiro] 

[Ichiro being comforted by Samatoki] 

[Pre-TDD Battle (Ichi&Sama VS Ramu&Jaku)]

[Ramu being cute + Sama&Ichi being in sync] 

[TDD Breakup Rap]

TDD Promos: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]

4. Division Theme Songs:

Shorts: [BB+MTC+FP+MTR], [DH + BAT]

Full: [BB+MTC], [FP+MTR], [DH+BAT]

5. Gimme the Mic: [BB + MTC + NB (current outfits)], [BB+MTC ending short]

6. Hypnosis Delight: [BB+MTC+FP+MTR],  [all members (special edition)] 

7. Fight 4 Your Pride: [All members], [MTC short] 

8. Solos: [Ichiro], [Jiro & Saburo] [Samatoki], [Samatoki (alt. version)], [Jyuto & Rio] [Jakurai], [Hifumi & Doppo], [Doppo & Hifumi], [Ramuda], [Gentaro & Dice], [Sasara’s lament]

EXTRA: [Hypmic Seiyuu Lives] 

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypmic stage #rule the stage #battle of pride #buster bros #mad trigger crew #fling posse #matenrou #ichiro yamada #jiro yamada #saburo yamada #samatoki aohitsugi #jyuto iruma #rio busujima #ramuda amemura #gentaro yumeno #dice arisugawa #jakurai jinguji #hifumi izanami #doppo kannonzaka #bad ass temple #dotsuitare hompo #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #yamada rei

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sasara nurude is the scariest hypmic man let me elaborate

unkillable (like just in general)

he has nearly the same typology as ramuda (entp...)

beat the shit out of samatoki

no one knows whats going on inside his head except for maybe rei

keeps his eyes closed. he looks almost identical to gin ichimaru and that alone terrifies me

clown

no seriously. you literally cannot embarrass him. man clowns himself whether it's for money or not. he'd be in the top three most bullyable hypmic characters with jyuto and hitoya if he wasn't impossible to bully.

you physically can't lie to him. he can see your soul even with his eyes closed

catboy

he's from osaka i do not pick fights with people from osaka ever.

5'8

wears the most atrocious outfits on a daily basis

born on halloween

he's not like other hypmic characters like rosho, jakurai, doppo, etc., who are only scary when they're angry. this man will choose violence at any given time if he wants to.

#and that is exactly why Samatoki bends over for him #sry #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #sasara nurude #nurude sasara

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watch your feet (when you dance with the devil) !

#OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL #i love you op #sasasama #samasasa #sasara x samatoki #samatoki x sasara #sasara nurude #nurude sasara #samatoki aohitsugi #aohitsugi samatoki #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #shipping dynamics

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Ramuda: I am NOT the bigger person you have to die

#hypnosis mic #incorrect quotes #hypnosis microphone #incorrect hypmic quotes #amemura ramuda #ramuda amemura #fling posse #hypmic #easy r

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Samatoki: I pray to the gods that you're uncomfortable, miserable even.

Sasara: Why? Is it because you want to take care of me and nurse me back to health? To show me love and tenderness? It's ok. I know.

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #incorrect quotes #hypnosis microphone #samatoki aohitsugi #sasara nurude #sasasama #incorrect hypmic quotes #samasasa #samatoki x sasara #sasara x samatoki #source: tumblr #mcd #mad comic dialogue

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Happy Birthday, Rosho

#hypmic #hypmic memes #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic memes #hypnosis microphone #hypnosis microphone memes #wisdom #tragic comedy #rosho tsutsujimori #sasara nurude #rei amayado #dotsuhon #dotsuitare hompo

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seriously wondering if we can call the uk a democracy anymore. we have a prime minister that less than 0.3% of the population voted for, we have a new king that we have no say on, people are getting arrested for protesting against the monarchy under the excuse of ‘offending someone’ and we are effectively having a day of mourning forced upon us for the funeral with important hospital appointments cancelled and people even getting kicked out of holiday lettings for the day. this reads like a dystopian world where a dictator has died, not something happening now in a supposed democratic country

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I'm so bad at video editing and it's exhausting but I HAD to do this

#hehe serves Saburo right #he is a lil bitch #fight me #kuko harai #ichiro yamada #hypmic memes #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #harai kuko #yamada ichiro #saburo yamada #yamada saburo

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Samatoki: It's nice to be wanted, you know, Jyuto?

Jyuto: Yeah, but not by the FUCKING COPS it's not!

#incorrect hypmic quotes #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #iruma jyuto #aohitsugi samatoki #samatoki aohitsugi #jyuto iruma #mtc #hypmic mtc #samatoki x jyuto #jyuto x samatoki

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Rio: Jyuto won't come out of his room.

Samatoki: Just tell him I said something.

Rio: Like what?

Samatoki: Just anything factually incorrect.

Rio, shrugging: If you say so.

Jyuto, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

#mtc #mad trigger crew #poly mtc #poly mad trigger crew #hypmic #incorrect hypmic quotes #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #aohitsugi samatoki #samatoki aohitsugi #jyuto iruma #iruma jyuto #rio busujima #busujima rio #rio mason busujima #busujima mason rio