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This is my little dude. He doesn’t know how to read.

#drawing #doodles #doodle #sketch #cute #circle #he just a lil guy #lil baby #tiny man

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Me: *Throwing up for the first time in years because of a stomach bug*

My cat upon hearing me throw up for the first time ever but locked out of the bathroom so I don’t accidentally puke on her:

#cats of tumblr #cat #I gave my cat #a panic attack #at 4am #I feel so bad for her #she was so worried #she tore up the carpet

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Incorrect marching band quotes #1

“People on a sinking ship don’t go ‘Dut Dut Dut’ they scream.”

#marching band #incorect quote #band kids #why is it always hot?!

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When you try to make a joke but then your parent doesn’t get it and then starts yelling at you:

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You ever just lay on the ground in an empty room with all the lights off and stare into the void.

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So today the clapper broke and hit a percussionist in the head.

Guess he became a

Concussionist

#funny puns #concert band #marching band #percussion #he’s fine tho

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Break me off a piece of the that kit-kat bar

*breaks leg*

#yeah #i’m bored #and dot have anything to do #not till four #I have depression:D

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I like to collect unused plastic utensils. You never know when your give a cup of pudding and need a spoon on short notice.

#spoons #yes #I like #I also have forks

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Can you become lactose intolerant if you eat too much cheese?

#please i need to know #i’m asking for a friend #will they loose the ability to eat cheese #please their food diet depends on it

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What ever happened to the chaotic tumblr that make normal people scared or can I just not find it? Please I want to find my people