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it's a sliding scale, guys

(I will accept criticism on this, especially in the form of new jokers to add to the scale)

#shit whats my joker tag lol #joker #the joker

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gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery

#oh my god sddgh

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Woop there it is

#this is literally what 99% of batjokes ppl sound like btw

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i would commit atrocities for a multichapter slow-burn fic where harley and jonathan swap off on domming each other :|

#just two switchy sadistomasochists trying to make it work 😔💕 #maybe they work at the same university or whatever #idk it should have some kind of ethical concern that neither of them give a shit about #because the danger only makes it hotter #i literally dont care about this fandom anymore unless it involves crimes and transgressions

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take me

#wough…..💕 #batjokes

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Love is true north. Love is salvation. Love is paradise. Head toward it. Head towards love. // Batman (2016) #48

We all loved him. We wanted him to love us. That’s… everything. […] I held him as the rain came and we laughed. […] He’s me, I’m him. Of course he wants peace, and I could give him that, and he’d love me. // Batman (2016) #49

How does he make himself that good? Good enough that we can’t live without him? // Batman (2016) #66

His blood is on my blade and then my hand and then my arm and then my face and then in my mouth, on my tongue. Selina, I taste him. I’m so wet and I’m so happy. // Batman/Catwoman (2020) #9

Aren’t you so special. Don’t you think I could #@%#% him? I bet I’d do it better. I bet he’d finally be satisfied. Stay in a few nights. // Batman/Catwoman (2020) #10

(Tom King, Mikel Janin, Jorge Fornes, Clay Mann)

#batjokes #shrieking biting growling etc #comic panels

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darling is such a faggot word. gorgeously flamboyant. I love the feeling of saying it

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I am gently feeding you memes and sillies from the palm of my hand (click to see full-size)

#oh my GOD #batjokes #fanart

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But WHY are you spitting on him so SEXUALLY Batman

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Batman: Endgame (2015) - Issue #40 + Erika Meitner, from “Staking a Claim”, Copia // Traci Brimhall, Come the Slumberless To the Land of Nod // Marilyn Hacker, Nearly a valediction // William Butler Yeats, Calvary // Danusha Laméris, from “Worlds in Worlds,” Bonfire Opera // Anne Sexton, A Self Portrait in Letters // August Strindberg, A Dream Play // Neil Gaiman, The Ocean At The End of The Lane // François Mauriac, The loved and the unloved // Katie Maria, Dead Girls Don’t Lie //

#batjokes #batman #the joker #comic panels #comic edit #…….ouuugh………. 😵‍💫 #ough

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socialist mayor of gotham pta mom joker supremacy 😌🙏

#him and ivy bonding over harley was so cute!!! i love the hq characterization!!!

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batman the animated series had its anniversary the other day. formative. here’s these boyfriends. 

#:)) them #btas #riddlebird #fanart

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ughhhh the new batman was boring except for the scene where the riddler and bruce are having autism meltdowns at each other i hate it here :(

#that movie was literally nothing what even happened #the riddler was gr8 tho! #selena was boring #bruce was the saddest wettest meow meow #izzy hands was there #joker?? #whatever! #grunting whispering and hitting: the movie

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Deyassification of the Riddler : a tragic saga

#jsjdjfk girl help #the riddler #gotham

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batcat 2022 seem like they'd hold the others hair back while they threw up after doing too much cocaine and i think that's very sexy of them

#they seem like i could apply Alpha Couple mountain goats songs to them #disclaimer: i have not seen the movie yet

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Time for my semi-annual Joker portrait update! I love doing these and adding and subtracting the things I'm currently into like a horrible little dress-up doll, plus it gives a great visual library/reference history of my skills and interests over time!

This time he has messier makeup, added my mullet and white streak (because I'm nothing if not self-indulgent), and some bigger mouth scars.

Kept the hazy eye and slight heterochromia as well as his scars and acid burns and my biggest love, pearlescent skin💜

The last one is what he looks like naturally, sans make-up in Arkham because Joker can still make it work, baybee~

#the joker #fanart #eyelashes 💕

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dare i say. 2022 bruce felt the most genuinely Bruce Wayne out of all of them, to me, because it felt like they understood that the core of batman’s character is love.

that whole final act of the movie where he starts accepting his own fear, and understanding the negative effect his vengeance has had on gotham city, and seeing the importance in love. that whole montage of him lifting children out of rubble and holding the hands of scared, injured civilians and smiling comfortingly at them even though he’s covered in dirt and has a whole city full of people left to save after them. that individual kindness he gives them all. the way he doesn’t so much as hesitate to throw himself into the flood to save them. 

that’s batman. that’s who batman has always been, at least from my perspective, and i’m so glad they’re finally putting it on the screen properly. i got so sick and tired of seeing comics and movies and games etc where bruce is portrayed as this cold, brutal, downright villainous character - he should be scary, and strong, and sometimes a little violent, but overall he should be caring. batman is terrifying to the people who deserve to be scared, and comforting to those he saves. batman was the hero i looked out of my bedroom window and daydreamed about coming to save me from all my problems when i was little, because i knew i’d be safe with him.

and sure, you could argue that i’m wrong - he’s DC’s character, i have no say in how they characterise him, if they want to make him brutal and cruel they can go ahead - but if you’re asking me? this movie was the first time i’ve seen my bruce wayne on screen in a long time. it felt like they finally remembered that under all that kevlar, he’s a human being.

#oh no... #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne