No, darling, that's not what these are for.
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That's a lovely dress, but not necessarily the best outfit for a hike in a forest. I hope that at least your shoes are proper.
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𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 2
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If you're too tired to go up, I can help you. Just please don't block the stairs.
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Riding the car like that is dangerous. Put your legs down and fasten your seatbelts.
Not to mention that you're distracting the driver.
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This doesn't look like the best place for taking a bath.
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That's not how you sit in a car.
Put your feet on the floor on YOUR side and fasten the seatbelts.
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Preferably wear a dress under the coat. In case you don't have a dress, at least button up the coat.
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Get off the table right now!
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#fine ass
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Don't take your clothes off until you get back home. And this jacket isn't enough to cover you properly.
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It doesn't help that you took off your heels. Please, don't sit on the car.
And it's not advisable to take off your shoes when you're wearing pantyhose either.
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That might be the worst outfit for climbing rocks or crossing rivers. You would've been better off naked.
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I hope you're aware that if this is supposed to be your workplace's dress code, you can sue your boss for sexual harassement.
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Don't go into a forest completely naked. It doesn't matter whether anyone can see you or not. It's not a matter of public decency, but you're own well-being.
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Don't take your coat off in public and don't leave it lying on the street.
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Don't dress up in the garage and especially don't do it while sitting on the hood of the car.
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Please, sit someplace else. You're blocking the stairs.
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When the men said they were going to run a train on you, they didn't mean literally. Get off the tracks and put your clothes back on.
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