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AU where Ted Lasso is Supernanny

#ted lasso

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Felt down about my writing skills in my neverending WIP fic then saw a sweet comment from my English professor about my essay outline so I am suddenly the best writer in the world. Do NOT listen to the inner hater, you're doing great!!!

#writeblr #writing motivation #academic weapon

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More AFC Richmond sighthoundry

#ted lasso #tedlassofanart #coach beard #rebecca welton #trent crimm #richmond greyhounds #ft. borzoi becky and afghan hound Trent #Richmond's Literal Greyhounds #diamond dogs

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royjamiekeeley take Phoebe to the glasgow willy wonka chocolate factory experience. Jamie was the one to book the tickets after seeing the online adverts, thinking it would be a fun surprise. After they arrive and the whole thing is such utter shit, Keeley pulls the ad up on her phone to "make sure this is it" and she and Roy see that basically every word is horrifyingly misspelt and the whole thing is complete AI gibberish. Keeley, gently, is all "oh, Jamie..." about it. Meanwhile Roy has stolen Phoebe's single designated jelly bean to lob it at Jamie's head. He also steals Jamie fourth-cup portion of lemonade. Someone recognizes Roy and Jamie and now the whole place is lined up to take pictures of their kids with the famous footballers, because at least that's something more worthy of their 35 pounds than the actual event. Between groups, Roy attempts to murder Jamie with his eyes for putting him through this torment, but he also can't say no to taking endless pictures and signing endless autographs because these are fucking kids. It's not their fault the event is rubbish and Roy's boyfriend is an idiot and put them there. Keeley is busy apologizing profusely to all the actors for her boyfriends' drawing attention away from their "really good, no seriously" performances. She also offers them advice on what to say to the press when they almost certainly come poking around.

Later, Phoebe tells her mother it was an incredible day. She got an absolutely mint picture with The Unknown and wants it framed.

#reblog #ted lasso (tv) #my brain is too nonfunctional for feedback but i adore #this #<3

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Me returning home (Tumblr) to my family (my (mostly likely mostly robotic) followerbase) from the war (assignments)

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trent: what’s the diamond dogs?

coach beard: it’s a group of men-

trent: oh I’m in

#reblog #trent crimm

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Y'all PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance here 😭😭😭😭😭

#why does this afghan hound look like #trent crimm #the brainrot is unbelievable #james lance #ted lasso meme

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My take on this:

Ted: Doesn't dismiss it as a possibility. Asks less questions, makes more puns.

Beard: Believes you without question. He knows a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two

Trent: It's written into his code to ask a bunch of questions, but it'd take a lot to actually convince him you were telling the truth. Might probably include it in a trivia section of his book if it would make his word count nicer to look at.

Nate: Doesn't believe you, doesn't know if he wants to either. Might have been convinced in season 1, probably not after.

Rebecca: May ask questions to gossip.

Keeley: Has lots of questions. Wants to know how and why you got into this situation, what happens in the future, etc. Might hesitate to believe you at first, but once you get deep enough with it, she will trust you. Definitely still believes in Sergei Ponomarenko (I almost did).

Roy: Average Tuesday at Richmond.

Jamie: COULD be convinced. Not as easily as Keeley or Ted, but easier than Trent or Rebecca. Would probably believe his mom if she said it.

Sam: Definitely believes you. Asks a few questions, then feels bad that you'll be stuck answering them forever and stops. Then apologizes that you'll have to listen to him apologize forever. It gives him an existential crisis.

main cast only for space reasons. no Bumbercatch sweep sorry

#Reblog #Ted Lasso meme #Ted Lasso #Coach Beard #Trent Crimm #nathan shelley #Rebecca Welton #Keeley Jones #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Sam Obisanya

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Posted another work I wrote some weeks ago

Look At My Lawyer (Diamond) Dawg I'm Going To Jail!

https://ift.tt/2kmG1Lt by trentcrimm_archiveofourown Nonbinary Trent becomes an honorary girl-talk squad member after coming out to Keeley, but the Diamond Dogs, ignorant to their identity, think they’re a double-agent. They go to court over it, gavel gavel!! Words: 6632, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Trent Crimm, Colin Hughes, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Roy Kent, Nathan Shelley, Will Kitman, Isaac McAdoo, Sam Obisanya, Keeley Jones, rebecca welton (mentioned), Flo "Sassy" Collins (mentioned), Leslie Higgins Additional Tags: Trans Trent Crimm, Non-Binary Trent Crimm, They/Them Trent Crimm, "Lawyer" Colin Hughes, "Lawyer" Will Kitman, "Judge" Roy Kent, Crack, Internalized Transphobia, Misgendering, unintentionally but still, AFC Richmond's Judge Wig, Legal Inaccuracies, No Beta, probably out of character, American Author Writes Brits, just sillyness source https://archiveofourown.org/works/54229111 March 04, 2024 at 02:45AM

#ted lasso fic #diamond dogs #trent crimm #i dont feel like writing more tags

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Twin who was born like 5 minutes beforehand, holds it over Ted's head for the rest of his life. Checks out to me.

AU where NBC Ted is just Ted Lasso's brother

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Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #7

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

#reblog

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AU where NBC Ted is just Ted Lasso's brother

#ted lasso #nbc ted lasso

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AU where NBC Ted is just Ted Lasso's annoying brother

#ted lasso #nbc ted lasso #the possibilities...

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The autistic urge to become your favorite fictional character

#autism #you'll never guess mine

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keeley deserves a kiss too

#rebecca welton #keeley jones #keeley x rebecca #reblog #is this a rarepair or does it just not come up on my feed? #like i thought we all sort of shipped them?? #roykeeley also had my heart but like... i will always root for women

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It's up, party people!

The Lasso Tea Party

https://ift.tt/CG7zELa by trentcrimm_archiveofourown “I call this one the Lasso Tea Party.” “What the fuck?” He places the cup back into the microwave. “Have you been microwaving my tea?????” Ted presses the “30-second” button on their microwave four times. “Hot water with leaves. Extra hot today.” --- AKA: Ted feels insecure about his divorce and annoyed at Trent, decides to microwave his tea as revenge, because it's easier than talking about his feelings. Words: 2191, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Trent Crimm, Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm's Daughter, Michelle Lasso (mentioned) Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Crack and Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Inspired by Tumblr, Misunderstandings, Ted Lasso's Divorce, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Ted Lasso Needs a Hug, (he gets one dw), Ted Lasso's hatred for tea, Various crimes against tea, RIP tea-liking readers, This was so much more depressing than I meant it to be I'm so sorry, Sad with a Happy Ending, No Beta, I am NOT making that Earl joke you all are SICK, Out of character probably source https://archiveofourown.org/works/54174430 March 01, 2024 at 08:01PM

#Ted Lasso Fic #writeblr #self promo

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Trent Crimm: The Independent

It’s a real tragedy that the Ted Lasso Funko collection doesn’t have Trent. Because I’m obsessed with him I decided to learn how to custom funko pops to make my own! First custom funko and I’m pretty happy with how he turned out! I'll put his glasses on him later cause for now I'm really scared of messing up the paint with glue

#reblog #not a want but a need #🤲🤲🤲 #trent crimm <3 #i dont wanna spam the trent crimm tag but it's trent crimm brainrot hours