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Exactly how I imagined it tbh, dramatic as hell

Character Memes Part 10

Before you argue, I will remind you that Wheatley was smart enough to look back at the tapes of the GLaDOS boss fight and make a plan in order to not make her same mistakes, while Fact thinks the moon is made of cheese and broken dreams

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley #rb

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Apocalypse

Wheatley: People always ask me what I'd do in a zombie apocalypse and I'm like.. Probably die.

#same #i have way too many weaknesses in that scenario to survive #also hi im alive #source: gtlive #wheatley #human wheatley #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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its funny to think wheatley cant fucking read

you hand him a sticky note, and he goes all “ah yes, oh uh, yeah, let me- let me just catalogue this.. right here in the.. this.. this is very profound-.. nno?? oh yep.. yknow i think its.. very profound.. possibly changing my.. world.. view here, okay well-“

the note says “joe mama”, he’s just basing his reaction off of your facial expressions

I would be laughing my ass off if I gave him a joe mama sticky note and he called it profound and life changing. It is absolutely something he would do, I love it-

#wheatley #portal #portal 2 #headcanons #asks open

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Positivity

Wheatley: You can do it, Chell! But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch!

#idk the source #but after watching the hlvrai cast commentary #it sounds like something dr coomer would say #wheatley #chell #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Just some self-indulgent Blue Sky doodles!

#huge Chelley fan in general but honestly #reblogged for ‘Wheatley will be kicked in the nuts’ #wheatley #chell #blue sky #portal 2 #chelley #rb

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yall know what to do

#glados #sexywoman poll #rb

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Regrets

Rick: Do you have any regrets?

Wheatley: Do I have any regrets? *pulls out extremely long list* Do you want me to go alphabetically, or-?

#source: sanders sides #remember when i posted here? yeah #wheatley #rick adventure core #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Tumblr Sexyrematch info

#guys #rb

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Seat

GLaDOS: So I'm eating breakfast at a busy restaurant below my apartment. A young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat". So, I'll be here the rest of the day.

#glados #human glados #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Note

GLaDOS: Let's write Wheatley a friendly note, shall we? 'Dear.. incompetent.. dumbass.."

#wheatley #glados #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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As if that wasn’t her goal

Water

Wheatley: *spits water at GLaDOS through a straw*

GLaDOS: *takes her full glass of water and pours it onto Wheatley*

#was thinking human #but this is also funny #rb

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Water

Wheatley: *spits water at GLaDOS through a straw*

GLaDOS: *takes her full glass of water and pours it onto Wheatley*

#looking through my drafts at quotes i abandoned #and some of these are actually good #wheatley #human wheatley #glados #human glados #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Bed

Rick: Are you coming to bed?

Nathan: I can't, this is important.

Rick: What?

Nathan: Someone is wrong on the internet.

#source: tumblr #rick #rick adventure core #fact core #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Dark

Wheatley: Wow, sure is dark in here.

Chell:

Wheatley: I'm not scared or anything.

Chell:

Wheatley: I mean, who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir-

Chell: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Wheatley: Yes, please.

#if wheatley didnt have a flashlight #wheatley #human wheatley #chell #chelley #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Flirting

Wheatley: If someone is flirting with me, I need them to literally say "I'm flirting with you" or else I'm just going to think "wow, they're so nice!"

#source: twitter #wheatley #human wheatley #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Homophobic

Rick: Nathan has agreed today, to let me choose his outfit.

Nathan: I regret it already.

Rick: So here it is *tosses over a clearly rainbow colored outfit* There's no hiding what this is.

Nathan: Suddenly I'm feeling extremely homophobic.

*two minutes later*

Nathan, in The Rainbow Suit TM: *glaring at Rick with a look that could kill*

Rick: You look like a gay gameshow host from my nightmares.

#source: dan howell #rick #rick adventure core #fact core #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes

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Sleep

Wheatley: You know what, GLaDOS, I've had enough of being tired. Time to finally get some sleep.

GLaDOS: How so?

Wheatley: I want you to take this frying pan and hit me over the head with it as hard as you can.

GLaDOS: *takes frying pan* Say no more

Wheatley: Wait before you do, I-

GLaDOS: *hits him with the frying pan, knocking him out* Always wanted to do that.

#wheatley #human wheatley #glados #human glados #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes