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ohhhh you dont even WANT to know how effeciently my grinch is pooching right now queen.

#grinched pooch #the gunch #the guncle

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*DROPS TO MY KNEES*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOO WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE WHY THE FACT IS THERE WALDORF SALAD

*CLAWS AT MY FACE* FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK HELP ME THERES FUCKING WALDORF SALAD IN HERE FUCKKKK OH MY GOD THE FUCKING HUMANITY JESUS CHRIST HELP MEEEE

#waldorf salad

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DID YOU KNOW?

The Flaming Forks are a band that Nobody has heard of. This is because my "uncle" made t-shirts for it and then they never got a single gig or recorded a single song or even finished writing a song. my uncle was just really more into graphic designing and screenprintings and liked the idea of being in a band.

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Working on developing my really complex AU where Doctor Who is called Ska-ctor Who and the tenth doctor and Rose wear checkered pants and fedoras and Rose brushes up on her trumpet skills from high school band and the tenth guitar plays the bass and they form an ultimate ska band and take over the Longdon Ska Scene of the 2000s and start a revolutionary SKA takeover of the universe what do you guys think.

#doctor who #ska #ska band #london ska #2000s culture

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did you KNOW????

David Byrne was born on a Tuesday. and he loves fish fingers

#david byrne #talking heads #stop making sense #once in a lifetime #tuesday birthday #tuesday blessings #music facts #cool music facts

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DID YOU KNOW??

Dua Lipa's father is from Delaware and is of Saudi-Honduran-Italian descent and her mother is of Martian descent? I think. This is what she attributes her unique blend of Korean-funk-jazz and Acid Classical Phonk music to, her intriguing ethnic background!!! Very cool, Dua!

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#music fan #music facts #let the music play #let the man rest #dua lipa #pop music #pop music club

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RENAMING AND RATING EVERY WENDY'S MENU ITEM I CAN THINK OF: Part One

ORIGINAL TITLE: Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

NEW TITLE: Junior Stupid Bimbo Burger

RATING: 5/10 too fuckign small and also stupid and perpetuates a lot of harmful stereotypes like the "dumb blonde" stereotype which is honestly just so tired and outdated. the mayonaisse is pretty good thou.

ORIGINAL TITLE: Baconator

NEW TITLE: Griswald Verdigris

RATING: 8/10 suuuuch a tryhard but i can't deny the fact that i order one of these every single day like i am suuuch a freak about it

ORIGINAL TITLE: Dave's Triple

NEW TITLE: Dave's Bunghole Buster

RATING: 9/10 this is a fat shadwich i can get behind. my bunghole be bustin

ORIGINAL TITLE: Grilled Chicken

NEW TITLE: Dave's Dingle

RATING: 3/10 I just think it would be funny if Dave named this sandwich after his dingle

ORIGINAL TITLE: Chili con Carne

NEW TITLE: Fiendish Delight

RATING: 7.5/10 could use more breast milk

ORIGINAL TITLE: Jalapeno Baconator Fries

NEW TITLE: Jacob

RATING: They aight

ORIGINAL TITLE: Large Chocolate Frosty

NEW TITLE: The Frosty

RATING: 10/10 okay so one time i was writing an essay about the proletariat in 17th century france for an upper level french history course and my boyfriend at the time got really stoned right and he drove to wendy's , just absolutely zooted out of his mind, and i stayed back in my dorm to work on my essay, cause it was due in two days and i was planning on doing nothign the next day because it was my sister's 25th birthday and we were gonna go out clubbing together right. anyways my boyfriend at the time, whose name was Harlan but we called him Harlot , he came home still absolutely zonked lost in the sauce and he had wendy's fries just everywhere in his clothes like in his hoodie pocket, in his shirt hole , underwear i'm talking everywhere. anyways he brought me back a frosty because he had asked if i wanted anything before he left and i said yeah give me the frosty ( i was not stoned i just wanted a frosty just to be clear) and so he gave me the frosty and i ate it and it was like really cold right. and i ate it all

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i just feel like nobody is talking about leg hair these days, like in a sexy way. Can we change this?

THIS HORSE IS LICKING A BABY #BABYABUSE?????????

#horse licking a baby #salt lick #is the baby salty? #precious moments #horse #leg hair propaganda

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call me a gringhost the way that i am white and nonhispanic and also dead

#gringoposting #grinch

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the guy who moves slowly and eats from a bento box what is his name. Azerbaijan?

#it's so Joever #the maneuver

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i SAID "what if crowley was named crosby and ate ass and sucked toes", damn it!!!!!!!

what if crowley was named crosby and ate ass and sucked toes

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #Crowley j Crowley #Anthony J Drawbridge #CROWLEY #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #azicrow #azirowley #aziraphel #omega and crosshair #dad energy #crosbyposting

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DID YOU KNOW

The Beatles's iconic song "Blackbird Singing at Night" was actually very controversy at the time when they played in they're American tour? This is due to the songs discriminatory references to Mr Peabody and Sherman.

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#enclave #small sedan #the Beatles #fortnite #Music facts #Soft rock #Warm rock #Joker rock #Throat rock #Enthusiasm rock #Jeanette rock

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DID YOU KNOW?

Jungkook of BTS (Boy's that Sing) is actually only 4 feet tall? He wears hydraulic legs made by the team at Boston Dynamics, who have recently shifted their focus on making dancing more accessible for short Korean men

#Music fact #bts #bts army #bts jungkook

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DID YOU KNOW?

To honor the release of their sophomore album American Idiot, Greened Day made a cake together? Wow! Talk about dedication!

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#Intoxication #Evermore #Green day #billie joe armstrong #the cake is a lie #Music facts #Pee rock #Luck rock #Crotch rock #Hungry rock #Alternative thump jazz #Experimental Polish Acid Jazz

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if you don't think that wiggy is the hottest supermodel get outtttt

#wiggy #fountenbleau

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DID YOU KNOW?

fun fact! Before she begat the band Blondie, Debbie Harry was actually a Madonna impersonator?😵‍💫 Her and her cousin actually flew out to LA to be in a Madonna impersonator contest but they did not win and she said "It is either this or being Blondie so I guess I will do that" and then she Blondie'd. Wow! The power of the Madonna inspires every day! ✝

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#Catholicism #rapture #Blondie #debbie harry #chris stein #Music facts

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Did you KNOW?

the Spice Girls cited Reba McEntire, Reba McEntire, AND Reba MacIntyre as their number one musical inspirations? Certainly no scrubs on that list!

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