zhuilingyizhen

[zhuilingyizhen]

lan sizhui asks his dad to teach him the silence spell for the sole purpose to get jin ling and lan jingyi to shut the fuck up

[zhuilingyizhen]

lan jingyi, after beating the record for rule-breaking and writing in the lan sect, uses his knowledge for the greater good. the greater good entails obscure, wacky loopholes that lets him and his friends get out of trouble. :D

[zhuilingyizhen]

He’s perfect.

Lan Sizhui follows all the rules, smiles when he’s asked. He shouldn’t be feeling this way. He can’t be feeling this way, not when he’s so lucky to even have an unbroken family, a place to stay, and food to eat.

(Because Lan Sizhui is not allowed to be sad, not when he sees the bruises that decorate his best friend. Not when his other closest friend is always stuck between heartbroken and angry, and his other dearest one doesn’t sleep most nights.)

It’s not his job to help them but he tries his best. Sizhui really, really does. He knows intimately about all their issues and attempts to offer his own insight. He holds them tells them that everything will be alright. Sizhui can’t blame them for not noticing how much hatred has built up inside him, how desperately he wants to escape this monotonous hellhole that he should be grateful for. Why isn’t he grateful? What’s wrong with him?

Lan Sizhui’s not sure, so he says all the words he desperately wishes they’d say back and tries to put enough meaning into it for all of them.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Wei Wuxian: A-cheng, are you mad at me? :(

Jiang Cheng: Don't call me that--and no.

Wei Wuxian: Oh, I didn't know you sharpened knives on my bed at 2am for fun.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Xichen: My brother is getting married today

Wei Wuxian: Yeah? That's great, who's he marry-

Lan Xichen: [slams marriage contract down] It's you, you're marrying my brother. Now come on, you’re going to be late to your wedding.

[zhuilingyizhen]

I love ot4 junior quartet like it's just so great

Because you have zhuiyi which is like childhood best friends to lovers, "i cause problems" and "i fix the problems", soft mom friend + chaotic stupid. Their relationship naturally progresses from best friends to lovers, but they're both stupid in love matters, so they don't realize they're basically dating for a while

Then you have zhuiling which is like soft boy + tsundere who is struggling to tsundere because soft boy is so soft he forgets to be tsundere sometimes. It's also extra rich boy x (idk?) boy, so you have one constantly finding reasons to dote on the other, and the other not realizing it means that the rich boy got a crush

Then you have zhuizhen which is like sticking the soft boy mom friend together with the half time mom friend half time chaotic stupid (jingyi level) and sometimes both at once. Their relationship is all levels of soft, and sometimes they're the only voices of reason

Then there's lingyi which sticks together tsundere boy and chaotic stupid boy and slaps on a love-hate relationship and turns chaotic stupid boy tsundere only for tsundere boy. They thrive off insulting each other, but if someone else insulted or hurt the other they would go ham like "I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO INSULT HIM LIKE THAT". Both would go crazy in rage if the other was hurt, but they also wouldn't admit it. They play pranks on each other all the time. They heavily deny having crushes on each other, and sometimes Jin Ling buys Lan Jingyi stuff but won't admit he was the one who bought it. Jingyi is half "Ooh you wanna kiss me so bad" and "who would kiss you?", and Jin Ling is just "Who would kiss you?"

Then zhenling which is tsundere boy + half mom friend half chaotic stupid, so sometimes they're like zhuiling and have such a sweet relationship where Jin Ling forgets he's a tsundere, sometimes they have a bit of that love-hate double tsundere thing going on, sometimes Zhizhen acts like his mom, and other times they team up to prank Jingyi

Then there's zhenyi which is chaotic stupid soft boy + half mom friend half chaotic stupid, so half the time Zizhen is the voice of reason and they have a zhuiyi like relationship, and half the time they're like chaotic stupid bros who pull pranks on each other in good fun or team up to prank Jin Ling. They can be very ride or die at times, and they can also be really soft

So then you stick zhuilingyizhen together and you have this best friend group formed under interesting circumstances that became ride or die pretty fast with multiple different dynamics, but it's filled with so much love and chaos. It's romantic time with the boys and despite the different dynamics they all love each other

#this. this right here. #this describes them so well help #all the reasons i ship it compiled into one post <3 it's great

[zhuilingyizhen]

are you okay? you haven't posted in a while

i think this ask is from last year so uh, really tells you how long i’ve been gone lol

i’m fine! i took a short tumblr break that turned into a long tumblr break that turned into me just. being gone for months. i’ve been thinking about coming back (i just about finished watching tgcf and svsss) but i might just start by reblogging old content lol; school has drained a lot out of me. 

i’ve been thinking abt making another discord server to revive some of the old aus i was doing for mdzs, or just to fill the void of loneliness in my heart. yk. :)

but thanks for sending this!! i really appreciate it 

#asks #anon

[zhuilingyizhen]

i'm highkey been gone from tumblr for forever but happy birthday to lan sizhui and lan sizhui only :>

#lan sizhui #happy birthday 🥺 #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #now im down sad for tgcf and scumbag system #look how i've evolved

[zhuilingyizhen]

I recently purchased a beautiful little hairstick (yea like those traditional Chinese ones, just because I've been fascinated with them since young), and it made me wonder, what do you think of the Juniors accessorizing? (I realise it's a tad feminine if you take it that way, but regardless, screw gender stereotypes, y'know?) (Personally, I will bring with me to my grave the headcannon that Sizhui would absolutely Adore doing his and LingYiZhen's hair. Especially in non-modern AUs! <3)

they would definitely accessorize!

i imagine that jin ling especially would wear intricate jewelry, because jins and gold yk. lsz would have fun with it too, but zizhen and jingyi would also have a lot of fun with it! it's mostly just jingyi teasing jin ling and calling him "young mistress" tho lmaoo

screw gender stereotypes indeed.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #jin ling #ouyang zizhen #zhuilingyizhen

[zhuilingyizhen]

haven't seen you in a while... hope you're doing alright!! <3

ah hi!! sorry for the late late response, but please don't worry about me, i'm okay. a lot has changed and to be completely honest, i'm too busy to run this account. i'm hoping to make more time for tumblr soon, but it might not be possible. i will be back for the mdzs gift exchange too, but if anyone is interested in talking abt any of my past fics, genshin, or just making friends, you can dm me for my discord! i'm much more active on there lol. thank you for your concern! <3

#tldr im alive and okay! :D #asks #anon

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Sizhui, to Lan Jingyi: Uh... what are you doing?

Jin Ling: He’s doing one of those stupid Minecraft quiz-

Lan Jingyi: I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT BLOCK I WOULD BE

Extra:

Ouyang Zizhen: A yi...

Lan Jingyi: Yeah?

Ouyang Zizhen, being the pure bean he is: You’re a diamond~

Jin Ling, ruiner of all the moments: That’s not a block, you dolt.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Ouyang Zizhen, to Jin Ling: you are my soulmate. The sun to my moon. The day to my night. I could not live without you. You complete me, a Ling. I love you.

Lan Jingyi, to Lan Sizhui: You’re the yee to my haw.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Incorrect MDZS Juniors as Texts My Friends & I Have Sent During Quarantine, Part 2:

Part 1

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Jin Ling: [spams chat with Fairy pics]

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Lan Jingyi: [sends reddit memes]

Ouyang Zizhen: sTOP WITH THE MEMES

Lan Jingyi:

Lan Jingyi: it just made me laff dat’s all

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Ouyang Zizhen: AirPods = cancer??

Lan Sizhui: wh0t

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Jin Ling: Fuck you.

Lan Jingyi: No thank you, I’m vegan.

(Disclaimer: This is f a k e, jingyi would never do that to his chicken wings <3.)

[zhuilingyizhen]

Incorrect MDZS Juniors as Texts My Friends & I Have Sent During Quarantine:

Inspo from @ryvelle

Ouyang Zizhen: [doing his hair]

Jin Ling, staring: You look like you have a bunch of tiny Barbie wigs in your hair.

Lan Sizhui: [chokes on his tea]

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Jin Ling: Imagine being gay.

Ouyang Zizhen: ...you don’t have to?

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Lan Jingyi: So, I break out of jail and run away to a cave.

Lan Jingyi: But it’s like, really cold, so I break back into jail...?

Ouyang Zizhen: [nods furiously]

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Lan Jingyi: So, today I learned passing out? Turns out it’s not good.

Lan Sizhui: I- are you okay?!

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Ouyang Zizhen: Gassy unicorns or vampire bunnies?

Ouyang Zizhen: This is important.

Lan Sizhui:

Lan Sizhui: Vampire bunnies.

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Ouyang Zizhen: I just saw a ginormous dead frog. And now I’m sad.

Lan Jingyi: so sad.

Lan Jingyi, screeching: Alexa, play deSpaCitO.

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Lan Jingyi, staring at Jin Ling: Can you have daddy/mommy issues if you’re an orphan?

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Ouyang Zizhen: The best kind of straight ships are the ones with a female top.

Lan Jingyi: You’re not wrong.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Jin Ling: Say you love me.

Lan Jingyi: ...I love you.

Ouyang Zizhen: Aw! That’s so cu-

Jin Ling: If you really loved me, you’d jump off a cliff.

Lan Jingyi, walking away: Don’t try me bitch.

Ouyang Zizhen, not sure whether he should be concerned or shipping it: AWWWWWWWWWW?

Bonus:

Lan Sizhui: Hey, where’s a Yi?

Jin Ling: He went to jump off a cliff.

Lan Sizhui:

Lan Sizhui, running to the mountains: I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES-

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Sizhui: Ah, we’re such good friends!

Jin Ling, Ouyang Zizhen, and Lan Jingyi, who are are uselessly crushing on him: what

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Jingyi: Sizhui makes me feel weird inside...

Ouyang Zizhen: Do you have a crush on him?

Lan Jingyi: I don’t think so. But every time I see him, I just wanna kiss him.

Ouyang Zizhen:

Lan Sizhui:

Jin Ling: You’re dumb.