they should let you end academic papers on "idk if this makes sense at all lol"
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Our most beloved gauze: father Kerlix <3. Softness like sandpaper, absorption like a bath towel. Blessed to us in the year 3463 BC, is is the oldest of gauze rolls, and the wisest. Far superior to any thou's "compressed" packed "z fold" bullshit
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) | dir. Francis Ford Coppola
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Working in the emergency department is just:
- Seeing 5 people with colds who shouldn’t be here
- Someone with diabetes who just chugged a Big Gulp Soda
- Mystery Abdominal Pain
- An old person who fell and somehow broke every bone in their body
- Seeing the happiest healthiest baby ever with parents who look like they haven’t slept in 3 days because the baby sneezed (I don’t mind these patients - cute baby, knowing the cute baby is cared for, and easing people’s worry? Great time)
- Someone who got in a car accident 2 days ago and just now decided to get checked out and is about to learn about whiplash
- Someone who didn’t try any OTC medication for their symptoms before coming and is about to get the most expensive Acetaminophen & Ibuprofen of their lives
- An interaction that changes your life; that leaves you with a deep sadness but also hope and a certainty that despite everything, in their hearts people are good and want to love one another
- A 3ppd smoker with diagnosed COPD who decided today is the day to figure out that cough they’ve had for 5 years
- Homeless people who just want to get out of the elements and have a snack you want to help but can’t
- Someone who will scream at you for not prescribing antibiotics for a viral infection
- Someone with 13 heart stents who vehemently denies any heart problems because “they fixed it!”
- Someone who just invented a new way to take medication wrong
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'You're nonbinary? But like, what's in your pants?'
A multitool, next question.
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Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!
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