me, taking a shit: teehee i bet my internet friends are wondering what im doing right now :) theyll never know. teehee
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"oh, chalchiuhtlicue!"
do u think there are different religions in spongebob?? like, we know all the main characters say "oh, neptune" instead of "god" but could there be characters that say "oh, poseidon!" or "oh, tsovinar!"
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this took me some mf time
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u know when u read acronyms like "tbh" and "lmao" and "ngl" yeah if u dont pronounce them as "tubuhhhu" and "luhmao" and "nugulll" and read their letters in ur head individually like a normal person i'm terrified of u tbh
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i know my blog is supposed to be mother but i missed drawing this kid
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do u ever see the person u like and just.. like.. want to give them a high five
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i hate going on tumblr cause theres this thing i like and i dont want to see spoilers even though im up to date with that thing and i already know what happened
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game & watch is just this incredible nintendo creation bc it's made to be able to tell time, set an alarm, and just work as a watch WHILE allowing you to play nintendo games on it to kill time. it's the best thing devised by nintendo ever, and the whole thing was thought of on a train because of a businessman playing with a calculator. it's harry potter elevated. well game & watch is from the 80s so harry potter is g&w but.. less elevated. like i love hp but come on have u SEEN game & watch. it was revolutionary. thank you nintendo. you never do us wrong
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imagine you’re enptying a body of water, like a mop bucket full of dirty, used liquid. ok. you try carrying it, shit, the water spilled on the floor. it’s ok, it’s only a little puddle, you tell yourself, i will clean it up after emptying this water :) you decide to dispose of the mop water using a cup, one by one. fuck, you stepped on the puddle, you had one job and you couldn’t even do it right, ok, so you keep walking with that wet foot fuck, you step on something it feels so gross like you stepped on slimer’s diarrhea when you actually stepped on like a paper straw wrapper or something, its stuck to your foot you get to your destination but its still on there you try to remove it but it wont come off you need to dispose of this water fuck why wont it come OFF FUCK
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today is the only day you can reblog this ever
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one of my new years resolutions was cleaning up my desktop i have zero regrets
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me upon joining new chat: good morning! :) it's good to meet you! how are you doing? good luck at work :) your dog is so cute!
me in friend chat: hey fuckers its 2 am i need to sleep its a school night LOL WHATEVER *sends semi-offensive meme* *quotes vine* haha LMAO *spams*
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everyone who is active on both discord and tumblr has read homestuck at some point
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