HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SLUTTIEST MAN IN VICTORIAN ERA
YES ITS NOT SEBASTIAN FROM KUROSHITSUJI
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT MY POOKIE WOOKIE LOVE YOU AND YOUR ARSON TENDENCIES ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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okay but why did the urge to write a fic in which ted is pete's biological father strike me at 4 am???
hear me out: jenny left because ted got her pregnant after a one night stand, leaving baby pete on the spankoffski's doorstep. ted's parents decide that they'll raise pete as their own with ted as his brother because they don't think ted is responsible enough to raise a kid. this is also the reason they send ted to abstinence camp.
idk if it'd change much but like... food for thought I guess?? might write this after my check please au and angsty soulmate oneshots
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stars aligned so i could make this joke
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Hello again!
I have another question that is totally not related to something that has been living in my head rent free but I need context to know if it will work.
So here's my unrelated question.
Flowershop AU Eclipse.
How strong is he? On a scale of 1-10
1 being, he struggles to carry the groceries inside
10 being, he could snap an adult tree in half or crush a car
Also is Y/N also under eclipse protection?
GIVE ME ECLIPSE CRUMBS-
PLEASE I BEG-
I didn't expect you guys to like Eclipse this much-
On a scale from 1-10? Well, a standard (in-shape) person would probably be like a 2-3, right? So Moon and Sun would be like a 6-7 on that scale. Meaning Eclipse would be... probably a 9.
It's not like he uses it a lot though!! He was mainly just made like that so he could perform heavy labor as well as occasionally for security or tests.
When it comes to the flower shop, he uses it to just help out with stuff here and there when no one is looking.
At first? No. He just sees Y/N as a standard customer not noteworthy enough to earn anything but a simple watch as they enter and exit. After a while he'll come around to the idea of you hanging out there, since Sun and Moon seem to enjoy your presence. Eventually he might even lend you a hand when Sun and Moon aren't around!
Good job! You've unlocked your own personal giant flower bodyguard! (He knows where you live :D)
look at him!! he's just a little lad!!
But I mean... *looks around* he HAS used it for other things in the past-
sometimes the short end of the stick is the sharpest
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uh. so. turns out fortune iii works on crops. uh. help
what do i do with over 1000 potatoes. surely there's something to do with them. surely. there's gotta be something to do with them.
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So, I asked Sonic this, he told me to go to you. So, how fast is your blue hedgehog friend compared to a bullet train (One of THE fastest trains)?
Oh! I just finished reblogging his so you wouldn't have to come over here- I'm sorry about that-
Here you go!
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