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I just did something very, 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙮 stupid and should've cost me about 25 years or so but because I'm arrogant and believe I'm untouchable I'm torn between doing it again or selling the rights to my life story for an 8 episode limited series run.

I can stretch it to 12 for the right buyer.

#my life #you think this is a shit post #um‚ I guess tagging this as mob boss? idk if that counts my eggs before they hatch?? #felonies #I'm so very stupid but Breaking Bad is too real™ rn and I'm desperate #can someone contact Afroman for me? I think he'd be interested #all I can say it Boss Bitch by Doja Cat is the theme song for the trailer 🙃🥴

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I am obsessed with this photo I took of the first house I've ever lived in since moving out of my parents.

To think I have a kitchen with the yellowed tile and the dollar store window curtains and the dish rack holding the produce I bought for dinner, dinner! In my kitchen! and it's all MINE!!

theres something inherently holy about kitchens

#kitchen is where the heart is #food is my religion #feeding is my love language #home! my home!! #to think this is where it starts #kitchen photo #yearning for an era you've never lived in

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I am mad about cellphone cameras hiding the processing they do, and I am glad about software that lets me control it and opt in and out, and I dictated this rant on insta so I am resharing the images here and will attempt to turn this into a useful text post on my blog in future, when my hand is working better 🤘👍

#jesus christ this is exactly what I've been looking for just about a decade now #photography #digital development #pixel phone #literally #phone camera #better pictures because why not

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Heheheheheeeehehehehehhhhehe these the same guys that were contacted to make that loop de loop song for SpongeBob

#ween #quebec #funny #they're just like this tho this is what they are #baby bitch #i know of a restaurant that would play push the lil daisies to drive out customers that overstayed their welcome long after they closed #sorry‚ push th' little daisies. not gonna rewrite that wholeass tag again #music #music?

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#remember #medical debt #things to do #fuck the system‚ man‚ this shit's whack #rip the debt

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Wenqing Yan on Instagram

#art #stars #space girls #deities #inspiration #these are so damn pretty‚ I'm loosing my mind

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#museums #art #vantablack #anish kapoor #that fucker #black hole in the floor #straight up looney tunes shenanigans

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#nyan cat #og #relic #all hail nyan cat #gif #2011 holy shit i was still in high school 😭😭😭

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Xbox cats!!!

#y2k #aughties #xbox 360 #cats #early 2000s #y2k aesthetic #funny #cute

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I made some pixel art and had so much fun 🥰

#lol #pixel art #bigfoot #420 blaze it #text adventure #smoke two joints

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#funny #video #akira #what the fuck did i just watch #newton's cradle #tagging Einstein because i know my brain be broke sometimes

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#video #funny #armor #knights #mating ritual

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If you're naked and climb a Semi-Trailer to dance atop it, you're in Houston

#Houston #texas #just texas things #big rig #semi truck #18 wheeler #idk what else theyre called #naked and afraid of their actions #290 #cocaine is a hell of a drug

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Me forgetting it's the Ides of March and scrolling through Tumblr thinking my mutuals collectively got together to make fun of me for stabbing myself 😭

#ides of march #we should totally just stab Caesar #that time i went stabby stab with a knife in my butt

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y'all have different names for coins??

Yup. Its very Harry Potter.

Penny = 1 cent

Nickle = 5 cents

Dime = 10 cents

Quarters = 25 cents

We also technically have 50 cent pieces called half dollars AND there are dollar coins, but both are pretty rare and no one uses them often.

#morgan silver dollar #dollar coins #coin collecting #can't believe Tumblr butchered my reblog so doing it from scratch again 😮‍💨 #oh she BIG big #thicc

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Using the passing lane in Texas be like

#grunted because I literally just had to gun it at 80mph to Galveston because people kept cruising on the left lane instead of goING #passing lane #texas #formal speed walking

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Not me being specific with a tag to clarify this was a completely different universe and therefore character dynamics would be turned on their heads because of it 💀

sometimes you see a headcanon that boils down to “what if he was a completely different person” and just have to shake your damn head

#literally used the tag two-parent to separate canon from speculative #fanfic #fanon #headcanon #writing #'become another person' from master of disguise rears its ugly head inside my mind