#*strangles you*

[johnnys-breastmilk]

need him to fuck me in the same place as where i’m buried

#johnny slaughter #like imagine him digging a hole #throwing you in #just barely big enough for him to do his pleasure #strangles you #then buries you #or he kills you and is having fun before throwing away his pleasure toy #johnny slaughter x reader #johnny slaughter x you #johnny slaughter x male reader #x reader #x male reader #johnny sawyer x reader #johnny sawyer #johnny sawyer x you #johnny sawyer x male reader #slasher x reader #slasher smut #slasher community #slashers #tcm x reader #texas chainsaw game #the texas chainsaw massacre #texas chainsaw massacre x reader #tw necrophillia #implied

[glitchysquidd]

hey hey hey glitchy :)

did you know that i am almost always awake at night on my side of the world? just a fun fact about meeeee

#im goin to strangle you to sleep #cmere #pspspspspsps #cmere 🤌 #psppspsps cmon out #STRANGLES YOU #my art #fren shenanigans #fren ask #louzy fren #fren louzy #lozy frennn #!!! #main sona #sona squidd #squidd #squidd sona #sona #S L E E P

[dragonbleps]

Petsmart the only email of yours I want to find me is the one saying I’m Hired

send me NO EMAILS but that. you can’t keep teasing me like this

#missy rambles #''yeah we're hiring!'' says the Manager to me. i sign up. they do not hire me #im sorry i answered the questionnaire like an Actual Human Being whose opinions change slightly constantly #instead of the Business Loving Juggernaut Entity number 65345 you want #im sorry I said I would be available to work in 2 weeks bc my car literally doesn't work at the moment #instead of saying ''im ready and eager to labor in the next 30 minutes if u want'' #strangles you #i just want a simple way to earn enough money to live #no one wants TO PAY ANYMORE

[datbugboi7]

Omg I did the badge thing (Tumblr is my comfort site, help me)

#rah #anyways #WHY ARE YOU MY COMFORT SITE TUMBLR #STRANGLES YOU #ARARARARARRARA #(barks at you) #I'm normal #btw

[gnarlyimp]

Zaxbys fan....

GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT OF MY INBOX

#strangles you

[galaxgay]

based on this post i made, im kind of obsessed with the idea of Aziraphale pissing Crowley off on purpose so that he'll get all close to him because he tends to do that when he gets hissy

just a little suspicious imo 👀

#Crowley: i could strangle you #Aziraphale- a touch starved freak: haha do you promise #Crowley: what #Aziraphale: what #good omens #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots

[khruschevshoe]

You know, it's rather interesting to me that Taylor Swift's parasocial relationship with her fans is honestly more akin to a YouTuber than a writer's. When I scroll through her tag on tumblr/Twitter, it's far more regarding the connection to her personal life/relationship developments than the actual metaphors/fictional story she might be telling. Everything comes back to how her songs reflect back on her relationships with Joe/Matty/Travis/Jake/insert ex-boyfriend here. And what fascinates me about it is that even though she complains about it, she leans into that very perception because it strengthens the parasocial bond.

The marketing for TTPD so clearly being about Joe Alwyn and the songs to Matty Healy. The marketing/video for Red TV so CLEARLY being about Jake Gyllenhaal, with so many of the new lines in All Too Well specifically being digs at him (I'll get older but your lovers stay my age, casting an actor that looks like him for the video, specific lines in I Bet You Think About Me). The fact that songs like Getaway Car and Bejeweled and Gorgeous and London Boy and Lavender Haze being picked apart at time of release and long after for signs of relationships crumbling. The way she uses surprise songs in relation to her relationship development with Joe/Matty/Travis. The damn TTPD "stages of grief" playlists where she deliberately undid/changed the meanings of old songs just to keep her audience speculating on her love life.

It's not sexist to point out that her wielding her love life is a marketing tool and that the strongest connection to her audience isn't the strength of her writing/the composition of her music- it's her deliberate crafting of a connection between her music and her personal life, leaving the audience invested in her music as an extension of Taylor the Person/Girlfriend rather than Taylor the Artist.

#taylor swift #anti taylor swift #to an extent #i honestly just view this as an analysis of her marketing strategy #like hates off to her for being the best possible microcosm of parasocial capitalism #girlie really knew how to harness the teen girl market and good for her billionaire self #she knows how to exploit the very tabloid culture that once strangled her #how to become the tabloid itself #and wield that against ex-boyfriends too but you didn’t hear that from me #joe alwyn #matty healy #travis kelce #taylor swift critical #ttpd #red tv #i bet you think about me #getaway car #bejeweled #gorgeous #london boy #lavender haze

[mushramoo]

I been talking to a lot of ppl w cats lately (I volunteer at an animal shelter) and I didn’t know this needed to be said but

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DECLAW YOUR CAT.

Declawing sounds very normal to people who aren’t educated on it so let me show you what it actually is.

As you might notice from the diagram, the claw is attached to a small bone at the very end of a cat’s paw. They are fused to this bone, which on a human hand would be where your last knuckle is (the one right before your nail). When someone gets a cat declawed, they aren’t just removing the claw.

The entire last digit of the cat’s paw is removed. (See below)

This severely impedes the cat’s ability to balance itself, is extremely painful for them, and can make the cat extremely aggressive because it no longer has one of its main defense mechanisms! It can also cause many other medical issues down the line including infection, necrosis, and some cats are never able to walk correctly again. Most cats that have this done never fully recover from the procedure and are in constant chronic pain.

It is extremely inhumane and is illegal in only two states at the time I’m writing this!!!! (Maryland and New York) Cats should only have this procedure if it is a life or death situation, never just because someone finds a cat being a cat inconvenient for them. Don’t get a cat if you don’t want to be scratched or have some ruined furniture. If you want more information on this topic, I’d recommend Jackson Galaxy’s YouTube video on it, and to read up on some articles I will link in the comments.

I know I don’t usually post about these types of things, but it’s made me extremely angry to hear people mention getting their cats declawed so flippantly as if it doesn’t ruin the cat’s life, and always for an asinine reason like “they scratched my couch” or “they scratch my kids” THOSE ARE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS A CAT OWNER. Treat your kids and peers to treat animals with respect, or don’t get a cat.

#so sorry followers I’m just so upset about it #I want to strangle every rich white woman that comes in and laughs about mutilating their cat’s paws #or bragging about how they couldn’t find any vet willing to do it #if you didn’t know #you didn’t know. but you know now so dont ever let it happen again #pets #cat #cat info #pet information #animals #important #very important #medical procedure

[amelia-yap]

TUMBLR USER AMELIA-YAP. POINTS

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YER ART IS SO COOL AND AWESOME AND SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND SMART AND PRETTY AND CUTE AND EEEE ALL THE BEST VIBES <3333

YER ART IS A HUGE INSPIRATION TO MEEE THANK YE FER ARTING HEHEHE 💙💙💙💙

I HOPE YE HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! :3

//◕_◕ )👉👈

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #tumblr user cowcowwow! #i will strangle you to death you can't just appear and barf out so many nice words #but i do really appreciate them a lot thank #pleas take this as token of appreciation #gay people!! #i had a good time doing the wings! big floof #and i really loved the design! #wish to draw them sometimes again without weiss' large ass wings blocking off 99% of your design lmao #inspiration really is a neat thing #hab a great day as wellll #or forever #(a threat)

[lonelyzarquon]

I don't know how to explain it, but it's the movie that's making this happen!

Demons (1985) dir. Lamberto Bava

#nothing can prepare you for the total insanity that is DEMONS #like. people keep making out while getting strangled. there's samurai sword & helicopter involved. green goop everywhere #it's GLORIOUS #demons #lamberto bava #horroredit #filmedit #horrorfilmgifs #junkfooddaily #userbrittany #userscary #classichorrorblog #80s horror #demoni #mine #my gifs

[bucking-mustangs-with-wings]

Austin Butler (being a hazard to my health) in his hoodie

#suffer with me #im dragging you all down to the depths WITH ME #he looks so fucking COZY and happy #and i think that right there is why my heartstrings STRANGLE ME OVER THESE #austin butler

[aq2003]

doctor who said hahah yeah we're gonna make the tenth doctor a guy that gets so deeply and utterly attached to the people around him and one by one he watches them leave and it drives him to a complete breakdown as he gets his heart broken over and over again and keeps causing harm to those around him and then finally he has a conversation where someone tells him that they want him to live actually, that he's a wonderful person and he needs to make the decision to save his own life along with the rest of humanity's. and then when the battle is over and for the first time in so long he laughs with real relief and joy that he's alive and that he's happy that he's alive, he has to sacrifice himself for the person that gave him that reason for living back. he dies alone and scared and desperate to cling onto the love that shaped his identity and the pain that resulted from it. And all i have to say on this is that i need to strangle rtd with my bare hands

#rohan don't look. #in case #you want #to watch #this stupid #show #dr who #tenth doctor #im not proofreading this post i need to fucking die #edit: hello rohan if you are seeing this post. congratulations #EDIT 2: STRANGLING CANCELLED !!!!! CHECK THE NEWEST RB OF THIS POST. THANK YOU RTD THANK YOU FOURTEEN AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[glitchysquidd]

Why are you straight

#austin anon ask #austin best fren #anon ask #Austin. #im about to grab you by the neck and wiggle you around like a limp ass fish #STRANGLES YOU #dont listen to him #im pansexual bitches

[shanastoryteller]

Happy birthday!!!! More FMA!

He’s fucking tired.

In Xerxes, he’s Van Edris. In Xerxes, he’s the son of a former slave, having narrowly escaped being born into his father’s fate by virtue of him being awarded freedom by the time of his birth. In Xerxes, he’s an uncommon commodity, an alchemist with a skill that hasn’t been seen since his father fucked off to who knows where.

In Amestris, he’s Edward Elric. In Amestris, he’s the son of Trisha Elric who was born free and died free because while there are lots of different forms of freedom, in Amestris there’s one that everyone shares. In Amestris, he’s unknown and unremarkable and no one gives a fuck about what he does.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” he says flatly.

This is what he gets for visiting his father’s country. It’s just fucking unfortunate that the really good alchemical texts are here.

He should have let Al (Van Altun, as they know him, even though the two of them having been using their Amestrian names almost their whole lives, regardless of what country they were in) do it. They’re not nearly as weird about him.

Pakor is alright, as far as kings go. He’s freed a lot of people, is poking at the laws of ownership that has governed his country for centuries to see if he can do anything about them without getting beheaded for it. He’s also known Ed since he was a barely able to walk, back when his father still made court appearances and brought the family along with him. Former slave against most talented alchemist in the country, and people tended to politely ignore the former. Hell, Ed’s been counting on the same thing since he was twelve.

Of course, now it’s coming back to bite him. People say he’s a genius, but if he was really smart he would have stayed far, far away from court. Like in Amestris, perhaps.

“You’re fluent in both languages,” Pakor says, coaxing.

“So are you,” he says accusingly. “We’re speaking Amestrian right now!”

Pakor sighs and switches to Xerxian. “You also speak Xingese and Drachman. You’re a difficult man to keep secrets from.”

“I’m also Amestrian!” he shouts. “And free, might I add! You can’t sell me off to slavery just to get some intel!”

“It’s not like we’ll brand you,” he says, affronted, and Ed is reminded that alright for a king is still pretty shitty. “We just need someone to do a little – double checking. To ensure the situation in Amestris is as it’s advertised.”

“You want to gift me to the Fuhrer to spy on him and you’re, what, just hoping he doesn’t notice that I understand everything and know everything and am, oh yeah, one of his citizens? I’ve been to Central before! With my luck, I’ll get recognized the first day here and then run out of Amestris! And, again, Amestris doesn’t have slaves! The leader of the country really can’t have one.”

Pakor sighs. “You’re very dramatic, Edris. It won’t be so bad. Here, I’ll say you’re my personal slave and that you’re on loan. It’ll be for cultural exchange purposes. He speaks Xingese, so you can communicate in that language without letting on you know Amestrian.”

Ed pinches the bridge of his nose. “This is a stupid fucking idea.”

“If you do this,” Pakor says, “I’ll give you the key to the royal library.”

Ed slowly lowers his hand, eyes narrowing. “I’ve been asking you to let me in there for years.”

“I figured I’d need to bargain it away eventually,” he says. “I was hoping you’d marry one of my daughters for it.” Having even light court obligations is bad enough, he’s in no way stupid enough to marry in. “You’re very difficult, you know. I’m your king. I shouldn’t have to bargain with you.”

“Tough shit,” Ed says, because Pakor may have known him for nearly twenty years, but that knowing goes both ways. Besides, he can’t piss him off because then he and Al will stop reparing all their shit bridges and infrastructure. “Fine. But if I lose my Amestrian citizenship over this, I’m going to be pissed.”

“Noted,” Pakor says brightly.

Uhg.

It doesn’t help that everything he’s heard about Fuhrer Mustang makes the man sound insufferable.

#ling shows up halfway through this deception and is like hi ed why are you dressed like that and why are you talking like that #and ed has to strangle a prince of xing to keep his fucking mouth shut #every second he's ever spent at court was a mistake #al and winry are pulled between being appalled about this whole thing and thinking it's the funniest thing they've ever heard #prompt answers #prompts are closed #asks #anon #fma

[nyxi-pixie]

why do chuuya and dazais dub voices always sound like theyre one second away from fucking on screen

#i watched sub first and then rewatched on dub and its like 😨😨😨😨 #'i like your reaction😩 makes me wanna strangle you😫' #'ill just enjoy tortuing you some more😩😩' #'whats wrong? cmon chuuuuuuya' #'ive imagined this situation so many times😩😩😫😫😩 but when i pictured it our positions were always reversed😩😫😫' #soukoku

[saspitite]

"ahaha i need a crazy bpd girlfriend" i just KNOW you wouldn't survive a single fucking episode

#sas says #bpd #actually bpd #cluster b #and if you call me crazy ill actually fucking strangle you shut UP