there is a threshold of friendship with me that means, once crossed, that I will finish your food for you if you no longer want it
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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
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so the neutrogena anti-aging companion mods are a blight on the landscape but some modders truly are doing the lord’s work
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"Lae'zel is so mean" she was raised in an oppressive military cult ruled over by a tyrannical god-queen who views her people merely as cattle and purges the weak, often at the hands of her subjects like Lae'zel and tells them it's for the good of the race because compassion, free thinking, diplomacy, and generally not being an unquestioning murder drone is viewed as weakness and will get you murdered or else hunted by your own people. She is scared shitless that she is about to suffer the most horrific and dishonorable death her people know, and only comes to realize everything she has ever known to be true is not only false but deliberately constructed to feed souls to her queen so that she may live forever, and then that same queen personally orders her death at the hands of her own people.
So yeah I think she deserves to be a little grumpy
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