Shaw Pack Headcanons (Ft Sam)
I have like 3 more of these ready to go but I’m gonna release the Solaire Clan headcanons next
- Angel always wears a bow somewhere on their body, a way of saying they’re “A gift waiting to be unwrapped by David”.
- David doesn’t play Uno by house rules, he plays it by the rules on the box and whatever new rules the official Uno account tweets out.
- Sweetheart always dresses as a ghost for Halloween.
- Baaabe does the Hispanic Mom cliche of waking up early in the morning on Sundays and blasting Spanish music to polish and clean the house.
- Tank wears crop tops to show off their abs.
- David does not crack his back or neck often, so when he wants to seem intimidating to an enemy, he cracks his joints and they sound SHARP. This usually wards off opponents.
- Baaabe doesn’t believe in vacuuming. To clean dust off the floor, they take a paper towel, wet it, and scrub the floor manually.
- Asher also hates vacuums so this helps.
- When Milo called Baaabe and Angel to the stadium during Inversion, they carpooled to the stadium with Angel’s car. They didn’t make it at the same time because Angel had to find a parking spot and Baaabe was impatient.
- Milo and Tank are those friends that insult each other as a love language, but 10x.
- Asher told Arden about the “Davey” situation, and she called him that once. She was banned from pack meetings for 3 months. When she called him “Davey” during the Moonbound Solstice, he threatened her as a reminder.
- Christian and Amanda were high school sweethearts, they were just good at hiding it until they began the intimacy.
- Baaabe suspected Asher was a werewolf, and tricked him into transforming as one.
- They told him they were going to the store, and hid behind the door to the kitchen. They then put a fully cooked steak on the top shelf that neither of them can reach.
- He transformed into a wolf and jumped to get it, Baaabe genuinely didn’t believe that worked.
- Angel did the same thing, it didn’t work with David.
- Milo and Sweetheart were in the same elementary class, neither spoke to each other, but they have gotten into altercations.
- David can do that thing where he individually flexes his pecs.
- Bailey and Sam mock each other, neither believe the other’s accent is real.
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third base isn’t even about sex it’s about looking at someone and wishing you could undo all the hurt that ever happened to them
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truth, dare, spin bottles
you know how to ball, i know aristotle
brand-new, full throttle
touch me while your bros play grand theft auto
it's true, swear, scout's honor
you knew what you wanted and, boy, you got her
brand-new, full throttle
you already know, babe
Scott McCall and Kira Yukimura + So High School by Taylor Swift [insp]
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Ava Gardner by Clarence Sinclair Bull, 1944
"The only kind of makeup she uses is lipstick, and she’s a big perfume addict. Perfume goes behind her ears, on her hair, at the nape of her neck, and in the crook of her elbows. Some days, she changes her perfume two or three times, to fit her moods. She likes “Joy,” “Blue Hour,’ and’ “Mitsouko.” Before a big date, she takes a bubble bath—Elizabeth Arden, usually—but her housecoat is tailored, coolie-style, and she owns only two strapless formals. They’re both black, and she wears them when she has to appear at publicity functions, premieres and so forth."
-Modern Screen magazine, July 1948
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hmmm
so theres that cursed cat alastor right? (it may have stopped trending but idfc)
concept: alastor's true form is that cat thing. after the finale his powers get weakened or something. and he gets like. Issues and keeps periodically getting stuck as a cat
but bc its alastor he just uses it to cause as many problems as possible. because why wouldnt he.
he keeps going "ohhh Yes that is my Cat Yes" and like. husk is the only one who figures it out. maybe bc hes a cat too and he like. can tell its alastor idk
and then he keeps glaring at the cat and alastor just thinks this is so funny. "no one will Ever believe you good sir :)" and husk hates that hes right.
also vox is so pissed because alastor has a cat which goes viral. and hes sitting there like "bitch the radio dickhead is going viral without meaning to??? what the fuck???" he cant escape him :(
vaggie keeps looking at the cat out of the corner of her eye. she does not trust it. charlies like "Nooo alastor has potential, see?? he has a cat! he has a pet! he can feel love :DD!" and vaggies like "babe it tried to fucking eat my arm i dont think that thing is any more capable of love than he is"
idk i think this would be really funny. lucifer actually thinks the cat is kind of cute but he refuses to admit it but then alastor walks in as a cat and lucifers like "Oh hi little guy :)" in a sort of grudgingly affectionate voice and alastor is like . "wha. what. whhhhh. whhat is going on??"
idk he causes problems i think. and i think this should be canon. please consider this
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