#Chancellor Palpatine

[moxie-girl]

Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy

🌳 treehuggr Follow

hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.

⬜️ senatesux-deactivated00192…

Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…

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🌳 treehuggr Follow

hi! op here. I’m a wookie.

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HELPPPPPP

#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge

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🛸 fuckthatoldman Follow

ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵

🧑🏾‍🚀 sora-the-explora Follow

Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy

#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them

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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao

#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr

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🌃 coru-ssant Follow

I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)

🌃 coru-ssant Follow

by the stars this can’t be happening

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⚒ keldabekisses Follow

#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered

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🦾 hero-with-many-fears Follow

anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….

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🌌 posts-from-a-darker-galaxy Follow

so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???

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posts that make you read op’s url

🚀 hyperdriven Follow

#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer

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#yall better like this i spent AGES on it #dashboard simulator #Star Wars #fives #boba fett #anakin skywalker #chancellor palpatine #yoda #the clone wars #arc trooper fives #swtcw

[stealingpotatoes]

You know what would have fixed anakin:tm:

If padme got him involved in naboo's goth scene it's a win-win-win

Anakin gets to wear as much eyeliner and black tunics as he wants.

Padme gets to watch her husband in a variety of, unfortunately still all black, but different outfits

And palps once the scene takes over naboo due to anakin unintentionally force suggesting it to everyone can wear his favorite evil cloaks in public.

Win-win-win!

omg perfect fix-it au idea, your mind

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

#anakin skywalker #sheev palpatine #chancellor palpatine #star wars #my doods #thanks for the ask!

[twinterrors29]

one day, Cody embarrasses himself in front of his General badly enough that he decides the only solution is to fake his death, forcing everyone else in the battalion to refer to him as Commander Colby, Commander Cody's 'replacement'

little does he know that Obi-Wan can tell that Cody isn't really dead, but is just too polite to bring it up with Commander 'Colby' even though he doesn't quite understand why his Commander felt the need to go through this masquerade

until he accidentally reveals his knowledge a month later by accidentally referring to his 'new' Commander as Cody, then immediately recognizing his faux pas and apologizing profusely for 'dead-naming' his Commander

'Colby' is so mortified that his scheme was seen through that he immediately fakes his death again and returns as the miraculously-revived Cody, and swears everyone to secrecy about the matter

which, of course, means that the entire GAR knows about the incident within a standard week

while Rex is busy making sure that Cody never lives this down, Fox decides that the idea is genius and decides to replicate it himself on Coruscant whenever he thinks a Senator is starting to get too familiar with him

this is why there's so many different named Coruscant Guard Commanders: it's all Fox all the way down

the Chancellor is baffled by this, but can't let on that he's noticed Fox's charade without risking revealing that he can tell all of the 'different Commanders' he interacts with are the same man using the Force, so he is forced to play along

#star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #captain rex #commander fox #commander thire #commander thorn #commander stone #chancellor palpatine

[noughticalcrossings]

Peculiar Vintage

Uh oh, maybe shouldn’t have betrayed your second when he’s a notoriously petty Force-user

#count dooku #chancellor palpatine #mas amedda #revenge of the sith #star wars #my art #star wars art #shitposting #my comics

[daakureisaiko]

#funny #meme #memes #dank memes #funny memes #savage memes #savage #elon musk #twitter #chancellor palpatine #star wars

[phoenixyfriend]

All these plans and the closest Palpatine came to actually dying was during one of his own schemes at the barely competent hands of the Chief Chucklefucks Themselves like damn bro you really didn't have to do this but you love complexity and you almost killed both yourself AND your apprentice by letting him try to save you and instead near-fatally crashing half a ship with his Jedi dad whom you hate like none of this needed to happen you could've just killed Dooku yourself and arranged some other Extra Tipping Point for Anakin he's already had like twenty and the invasion of Coruscant to make the senators desperate and stupid could've happened without the kidnapping like none of this was necessary

You literally almost died and it was because of the two most dangerously reckless idiots in the galaxy

People have been trying to kill you for years and this is the closest anyone's come and you did it to yourself because you didn't realize, somehow, that Anakin is insane and Obi-Wan is barely better

#star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #sheev palpatine #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious #Phoenix Talks

[headcanonthings]

Cody: You lied about being fucked up and evil? Sith!Obi-Wan: I actually believe in love, hope, and kindness. I try every day to be a little better than I was yesterday Cody:... Sith!Obi-Wan:...Now I'm off to kill Chancellor Palpatine!

#obi just casually walking into palpatine's office and beheading him #then providing all the evidence to prove he was darth sidious and helping end the war #i love how most sith!obi stories usually have him still working for the betterment of the galaxy #he might use the darkside now but he's still going to protect anakin #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #star wars clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #sith obi wan #codywan #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious

[darth-memes]

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS WAS RELEASED 15 YEARS AGO!

#star wars #sw memes #the clone wars #tcw #the clone wars spoilers #captain rex #rex #palpatine #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars the bad batch #the clone wars #the bad batch #clone wars #bad batch #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #plo koon #the wolfpack #104th battalion #saw gerrera #rogue one #palpatine #darth sidious #chancellor palpatine #meme #memes #these were funny at the time

[darth-chopper]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (1/?) - Padme Amidala

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

#padme amidala #clone wars #sw tcw #sw the clone wars #clone wars memes #star wars memes #star wars the clone wars #star wars tcw #star wars text post #clone wars text post #jar jar binks #chancellor palpatine #mine #links in caption go to my new account's tag

[terapsina]

I just realized that there's a Star Wars Time Loop concept with GREAT hilarity potential that I don't think I've seen anyone attempting in a fic.

PALPATINE BEING THE ONE STUCK IN A LOOP THAT WON'T END UNTIL HE LOSES.

I mean you know how eventually there's always that one point where the trapped person gets driven completely NUTS? Imagine how SATISFYING that part would be when it's dear old Sheev that keeps getting to the precipice of all he's ever wanted getting realized, only to get it snatched away again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And ag-♾️

Imagine the impotent fury. The inevitable Rage Ranting. The eventual moments where his careful facade starts fraying around the edges and one of his carefully crafted spider-web strands... slips.

A time loop where instead of needing to win one time, he needs to win, and keep winning and the MOMENT he loses, just ONCE - the loop will end.

#sheev palpatine #darth sidious #chancellor palpatine #emperor palpatine #star wars #prequel trilogy #clone wars #time loop #fix it #star wars fix it #terapsina rambles #terapsina's star wars rambles #star wars crack

[themistymountainscold]

palpatine: not if i doom the narrative first.

#literally star wars #star wars #star wars: prequals #star wars: clone wars #palpatine #chancellor palpatine #emperor palpatine #incorrect quotes

[tattycoram]

clone wars season 6

Chancellor Palpatine: CT-5555 is a wanted man

The Kaminoans: Impossible. He wasn't even a wanted child

#is this not what happened #fives #arc trooper fives #clone trooper fives #tcw fives #kamino #palpatine #chancellor palpatine #lord sidious #darth sidious #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars quotes #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #Funny Star Wars #funny quotes #clone wars season 6 #sw #swtcw #tcw #star wars tcw #captain rex #clone trooper tup

[twinterrors29]

Fox: come over Quinlan: I can't, I'm on an undercover assignment Fox: I'm assassinating the Chancellor Quinlan: I'm on my way

#star wars #the clone wars #commander fox #quinlan vos #chancellor palpatine

[avisisisis]

Something I love about Star Wars is how Luke didn't fix Anakin, he gave him the courage to save himself.

Anakin Skywalker is both a villain (and an abuser. I mean he tortured his own daughter and cut off his son's hand, come on) and a victim, that much is obvious. He is, most importantly, a slave. There has never been a single moment of his life where he wasn't/hasn't felt like he was a slave to something. Watto, the Republic, Palpatine, maybe even himself — you name it. He has never been free.

When Luke goes to the second Death Star, he is going to his father, to the suffering Palpatine is putting Anakin through (he is the main victim of Sidious's abuse and torture, something many people tend to forget). To the suffering Anakin is making himself go through, because, while it was heavily influenced by Palpatine, Anakin's choice to never leave was his own.

He Fell, and that wasn't his fault, but he chose to stay there. Many people — namely Padmé — gave him second chances. Padmé gave Anakin the chance to leave and stay together, but he didn't take it. He did all of it to save her, and it the end, he ends up believing he was the one who killed her (he 'destroys' his goal, because that's what the Dark Side does. You may begin as a noble person looking to save someone, but the Dark Side isn't good, and you will lose track of yourself along the way.)

And now here he is, inside a prison that is seen as his own suit. A prison he was put in, a prison he chose to stay in. By the time of ROTJ, he truly believes that it's over for him. That nothing can save him. That there's no hope. Anakin, the lifelong slave, is resigned to his fate. “It is too late for me, son,” he tells Luke, who willingly came to him wearing shackles.

And Luke, still believing that there is some humanity in Darth Vader's armor, doesn't deter. He doesn't let his father's words stop him. He shows that he's willing to give himself away, to die, just to save him.

Luke Skywalker, son of Padmé and Anakin and the last Jedi Master left, shows a man turned monster that he loves him unconditionally. He shows him that no, it's not too late for him, not now and not ever. And this — his selflessness, his compassion — is what finally gets through Anakin. Someone loves him, and he loves them back. And he would do anything to keep them alive, including killing his own Master and breaking his chains.

It's Luke's own sacrifice that inspires Anakin to give up his life. It's Luke's undying hope that motivates Anakin to finally break his own chains. It's Luke's trust in him that gives Anakin the courage to save himself, and in that single act, he saves the entire galaxy.

The light comes to him in the form of one Luke Skywalker, extending his hand for the last time — the light comes to him when he takes it.

The Prophecy is fulfilled when Anakin kills Palpatine and leaves the dark. The galaxy is saved when a father dies for his son.

#star wars #original trilogy #sw ot #anakin skywalker #darth vader #luke skywalker #emperor palpatine #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious #sw meta #star wars meta #i think that's what it's called?? idk #tw slavery #just in case :) #avis' post #anakin is freed in death and i will forever be sad about it #luke deserved to grow up with his parents :(( anakin you took everything from us #w ur stupid ass choices and bad decisions

[lemoneste]

Jedi reacting to news of Commander Fox killing the chancellor (aka the Clone Uprising)

Mace Windu: ughhh, that’ll be so much paperwork.

Yoda: knew it would happen, I did.

Plo Koon: oh that’s fine, I just hope no one was hurt.

Ki Adi-Mundi: oh he actually did it? I thought he was joking.

Kit Fisto: Is Palpatine that old guy in the senate??

Depa Billaba: * too busy to give a statement *

Shaak Ti: that’ll do it.

Anakin Skywalker: oh my god, I just, oh my damn, that’s like, wow holy shit-

Obi-Wan Kenobi: oh WHAT that was today?! I missed it?!

Ahsoka Tano: wow dunked on

Aayla Secura: lmao

Quinlan Vos: lmao

#jedi order #the jedi council #the jedi order #mace windu #yoda #ki adi mundi #kit fisto #Shaak Ti #depa billaba #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #aayla secura #quinlan vos #commander fox #the clone wars #chancellor palpatine #the clone uprising