#Evelyn shitposts

[latecomerfangirl]

WE CALLED IT?!?!

Looks like the portal in led them to where Eda found the portal door. If so, this further supports the popular theory that Evelyn was a Clawthorne ancestor.

#the owl house #owl house #toh #thanks to them #for the future #spoilers #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #the owl house fandom #toh fandom #the owl house shitpost #eda clawthorne #edalyn clawthorne #eda the owl lady #evelyn clawthorne #toh evelyn #luz noceda #toh luz #amity blight #toh amity #willow park #toh willow #augustus porter #gus porter #toh gus #toh hunter #hunter the golden guard #the golden guard #camila noceda #toh camila

[angrytyrantgentlemen]

stupid little shitpost with my oc and Jack

#creepypasta #ej creepypasta #eyeless jack creepypasta #creepypasta oc #creepypasta art #shitpost #arane #evelyn harvey #my art

[budugu]

Someone tell me who is Evelyn Hugo and what should I know about her seven husbands?

#musings of siv #desiblr #desi tumblr #shitposting #shitpost #evelyn hugo #seven husbands of evelyn hugo

[thetiredprometheus]

oh so when Evelyn Hugo has seven husbands she's 'an icon' and 'a girlboss', but when I, Henry the eight-

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #henry the eighth #history memes #History shitposts #English history #Incorrect history quotes #Incorrect tutor quotes #Funny

[twig-the-edgelord]

Jack gets hired by the foundation

#scp fanart #scp shitposting #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp #scp 963 #bright rewrite #evelyn clementine #05 13 #05-13 #jack clementine #dr jack clementine #dr. clementine #dr clementine

[p0wderedmarbl3s]

did u know i have a toh au

#the owl house #toh fanart #toh hunter #luz noceda #toh gus #gus porter #evelyn clawthorne #the owl house au #the owl house fanart #the owl house shitpost #shitpost #toh

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

*sits bolt upright in a cold sweat* JMART THE MUMMY (1999) AU

#I don’t even need to explain this. Jon is Evelyn etc #jmart #tma shitpost #the mummy

[stanlunter]

Vee and Collector must fight for being the most useless toh character

#Toh #The owl house #shitpost #Thought #toh critical #Actually basically every chatacter should including Hunter Amity Willow and Gus lol #Also Caleb and Evelyn the whole Blight family and probably Lilith #Not even to mention all these side chatacters like Boscha and Matt

[mrs-mquve]

OC Songs (well, not really, but close enough)

@furbyq tagged me (thank you!) and since I don't really have OCs other than my sims that aren't based on characters, she suggested I do it for my Deception IV character playlists! I'll be doing ship songs as well.

Much of my vision of the game's characters are my own, as the plots (there are two, Laegrinna's and Velguirie's stories) are secondary and considered forgettable, which is a shame because I found them as enjoyable as the gameplay. The way I've developed their personalities probably makes no sense to the few other fans and would be considered wildly out-of-character, but tbh I don't give a shit because it brings me joy, and with no fandom, there's no drama. (Hopefully).

Characters:

Ice Queen by Within Temptation: this has always been my favorite song by them but I came to associate it with Laegrinna. She is ruthless and cold for the most part canonically, however I think there's more to her than that and I'll get to that later.

Queen of the Night by Whitney Houston: This is, without a doubt, Velguirie's theme song. "I've got more than enough to make you drop to your knees," "They say I'm trouble and I don't give a damn," the lyrics pretty much speak for themselves. They don't call her the Nightmare Princess for nothing.

Shine On Me by Chris Dane Owens: This sounds like a hero's theme song and Zeno Shin is a self-proclaimed hero and big dumb idiot. Also, if you know me you're likely aware Laegrinna/Zeno is my OTP and it evokes the way I imagine him being awestruck by her. She is the Dark Side Princess but she is his light.

Who's That Girl by Madonna - Okay, so hear me out. Whereas Velguirie is entirely fire and I love her for that, Laegrinna is ice AND fire. You don't see that often because while she uses it to her advantage, she won't admit it. Kind of related to the last song it's about falling under the inescapable spell of a captivating woman. Which again is how I envision her effect on Zeno but may or may not also be something more personal.

Ships:

Latch by Disclosure ft Sam Smith: This has been one of my favorite songs since it came out well before I played Deception IV, but now in my mind it's about how Laegrinna and Zeno are drawn to each other and the metaphors are right on for a game where the main goal is using traps on enemies. (Zeno is a major enemy, by the way. You defeat him, which means yes, Laegrinna canonically kills him. But that's what AUs are for, and I'm a sucker for enemies-to-lovers).

Sleeping Dogs by Merril Bainbridge: A song I've known since high school, holy shit that was 25+ years ago now?? 💀 Another one full of metaphors - Laegrinna and Zeno drive each other crazy, but they DRIVE EACH OTHER CRAZY. Somehow, even though I always thought I hated the tsundere trope, it suits Laegrinna in my head. She doesn't want to be attracted to him but she can't resist him.

Shadows of the Night by Pat Benatar: Although I don't think they meet in canon because Evelyn is from Laegrinna's story and I didn't get very far in quest mode (I watched my husband finish it but that was forever ago) I think Velguirie and Evelyn are perfect for each other. "Surrender all your dreams to me tonight" is the line that hit me, like I said Velguirie is the Nightmare Princess, and I'm not going into detail but let's just say Evelyn is quite keen on surrendering 😂 I haven't thought of any other songs for them yet but I hope to, they're a really fun pairing and I love them.

Okay, I've seen a lot of people tagged or participated already but I'll tag @kaylynn-langerak, @celestialspritz, @h0nkytonkangels, and @esotheria-sims.

#tag game #deception shitposting #well not really a shitpost but there's maybe 1 or 2 other fans on tumblr so I need to put it in a personal tag #laegrinna x zeno #velguirie x evelyn

[phobylee]

A friend inspired me

I need to stop making shitposts but oh well

#toh #the owl house #caleb wittebane #wittebro #evelyn clawthorne #wittewife #witteclaw #shitpost #if this blows up im quitting tumblr /j #my art

[mirrorbxlls]

little reminder that while taylor is hot asf and sometimes off evelyn hugo-esque vibes, she cannot be evelyn hugo. evelyn hugo (who was born evelyn herrera !!) was born to cuban parents who immigrated to America. her race was important to her story, as it all factored in to showing just how much she changed herself in order to make it in the industry etc. she is described as having bronze skin. the fact that she covered up her race was literally a key part of a scene in the book (maid talks in spanish, evelyn understands, evelyn realises just how much she has white washed herself).

#evelyn hugo #mother taylor #taylor swift #just wanted to let some of the pinterest girlies on here know #just because taylor looks fire in green doesn't mean shes the bisexual icon that is evelyn elena hugo #shitpost #bisexual #stop white washing evelyn por favor #seven husbands of evelyn hugo #pinterest girls #pinterest

[latecomerfangirl]

A Wittebane Brothers prequel be like:

#the owl house #owl house #toh #toh meme #toh shitpost #gravity falls #dipper pines #mason pines #wendy corduroy #robbie valentino #philip wittebane #belos #emperor belos #toh philip #toh belos #toh evelyn #evelyn clawthorne #toh caleb #caleb wittebane #the wittebane brothers #the brothers wittebane #wittebane brothers #brothers wittebane #wittebros #meme #memes #shitpost #mine #my stuff #video

[angrytyrantgentlemen]

yes

#creepypasta #creepypasta jeff the killer #jeff the killer #creepypasta jtk #jane the killer #creepypasta jane the killer #creepypasta oc #original character #creepypasta fanart #shitpost #oc art #art #artists on tumblr #arane #evelyn harvey

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Toh as a story is haunted by the actions of two people who died long before the series even started.

One of them is part of a race of ancient god-like creatures, one of the last of his kind who sealed another god-like child of pure chaos and may or may not be the very bones that make the boiling isles and everything that lives within it.

The other one is literally Just Some Guy™ whose only defining trait was 1) that he was decent big brother to this one kid and 2) he got pegged by his Witch girlfriend, a fact that the aforementioned kid hated so much he has been making it everyone's problem for centuries

#no one is doing it like Caleb wittebane #really accidentally kick started the plot of a series because he got some witchussy #we have to stan #toh titan #toh caleb #caleb wittebane #toh evelyn #evelyn clawthorne #the owl house #toh shitpost #toh spoilers

[twig-the-edgelord]

POV you’ve insulted Jack at the Clementine family reunion (he is one of the very few they all like)

#short mikell freaks me out #jack clementine #scp 963 #abigail clementine #adam clementine #evelyn clementine #sams kinda there #mikell clementine #jasmine clementine #sam clementine #claire mcrose #celeste mcrose #tj clementine #scp 590 #sarah clementine #scp 321 #05-6 #05 6 #scp shitposting #scp oc

[mezzyb0nb0n]

I JUST COMPLETELY MISTOOK SOMEONE ELSE FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY HAD THE SAME PFP AS YOU EISDKFJISUDGHRJKSDGHFUJ

OMG NOOOO LMAO💀

Actually that’s me, I’m everywhere you go you can’t escape me-/j

Also why is your tumblr so messed up there’s always something missing from what I see in your screenshots 😭😭

#shitpost #Evelyn’s asks‼️