#HE IS A DAD

[nemirutami]

stills from the homelight fic q_q____... 

#takuma murase #slow damage #towa #takutowa #kind of #he is a DAD

[meatonfork]

price definitely reaches his hand back if he hears chips opening in the backseat

#john price #john price cod #cod #cod mw2 #cod mw22 #he is a dad #you can’t tell me otherwise #papa price #real talk

[rose-34]

SCP-001, THE SCARLET KING:

He is dad. He loves his family and spending time with them.

Is a HUGE ler. No one has been able to wreck him with tickles. Either he isn't ticklish or no obe has found his tickle spot yet.

Loves to visit his children in order to destroy them with tickles.

Sometimes, he visits some of the younger SCP's and chases away their nightmares with soft tickles.

Likes to cradle his victim in the crook of his arm; as if they were babies; before he wrecks them.

In human form, he has a dad bod. Meaning, he has a bit of a tummy and wears Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and sandals.

Loves to tease his victims and talk to them in 'baby talk'.

When his victims reach their limits, he will wash their faces, take them to their bed, and tuck them in before leaving.

#scp foundation #scp #scp au #sfw tickling community #scp 001 #the scarlet king #scp headcanons #he is a dad

[agent-bee]

The High Elder Sin

#my art #hsr fanart #implied renheng #idk how to tag the reincarnation love square #like they are intrisically conected to the past lifes and the ships itselfs feed of the trope #but also different person #idk #anyway #HE IS A DAD #A MOTHER #AND EVERYTHING #jesus lizard #that'll be my tag for #dan feng #XD #hsr bailu #his little baby #sobs and cries and throws up

[yummycrummy]

I'm sorry for such a strange question, but how will SR react to the sudden appearance of a second child?

(Yellow Guy, to be precise)

I started working on fan fiction here and I have a I'm sorry for such a strange question, but how will SR react to the sudden appearance of a second child?

(The Yellow Guy, to be precise)

I started working on fan fiction here and I have a silly idea with dragging the Yellow Guy away from all this here in AU SR. idea with dragging the Yellow Guy away from all this here in AU SR.

He would be pretty confused and surprised but he'd shake it off immediately so he could help the lil guy out and make sure he's safe and comfy :]

#he is a dad #and he cares #asks

[purpleandstarlight]

I like to think of myself as a kid and understanding person, and I really love o!Ciel and all the servants (minus Sebastian) and think they are good people who deserved better in their life. However i AM writing my Dadbastianweek entries in Sebastian's pov (in third person, but still) and he IS a total bitch, so if I ever somewhat insult our blorbos for no reason I'm sorry that's not my fault that's Sebastian I'm just trying to write him in character...

#At least Snake is free from this prison #i think? #i dunno he didnt appear in any entry yet #in some because they were set before he was introduced in others bc i have no reasons to mention him #but i still love him #kuroshitsuji #black butler #ciel phantomhive #o!ciel #phantomfam #sebastian michaelis #dadbastian #sort of #he is a dad #just a bad one

[danteeclair]

Inspired by the fic I didn't raise no bitch by danteeclair on ao3

#fanart #dsmp #art #mcyt #technoblade #ranboo #peer pressure duo #crown duo #he is a dad

[mae-peachie]

saw someone complaining today that people call Maccready a DILF when he’s 22. My brother in christ do you know what the acronym stands for

#he’s a father #he has a son #he is a dad #qualifications are dad and fuckable #he has both of those #he is a DILF #fo4 maccready #fallout 4 maccready

[sidra-the-mcu-hp-wwe-fan]

AHHHH TOM HIDDLESTON IS NOW A DILF

I can now say I simp fo a DILF.

Ahhhhhhh

#tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston is a dilf #tommy h #tommy hiddleston #he is a dilf #he is a dad

[maxemilianver]

i would like to remind you all that being a father is a state of mind

#all these posts abt max and his gf's kid #yes his gf's kid has a dad who is in her life #as he should we love dads #we also love max verstappen with kids #he is a dad to me #i also think this way when i see him with his sister's kids #HE IS A DAD #BEING A DAD IS A VIBE

[tonya-the-chicken]

i haven’t seen the art but i think it’s just utenmaru is not a popular character… he’s cute in a grandpa way to me but i think his mannerisms are off-putting to a majority of fandom.

GRANDPA??? How young is your grandpa? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yeah I have the disease called loving background characters too much

#asks #bnha #he is a DAD

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other... #baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[sabertoothwalrus]

I think it’s really cute that Mickbell called Chilchuck a greedy old geezer and was like ‘nyeh nyeh 😠🖕fuck you’ and was giving him the stinkeye from a distance when their parties met up.

and despite that, Chilchuck had no hesitations about taking him to hide in safety. and then they were chill enough to talk shit with each other later lol

#chils cool dad energy was too strong #get in the car hes taking you to bass pro shops now #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck tims #mickbell #mikbell tomas #photos

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

#idk what to tag this #worldbuilding #writing fiction #historical fiction #fantasy #a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition #this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over #and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby #they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle #and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?