#HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY

[dazednmatthews]

how i JUST woke up and i’m alr mad… cause why i click on tiktok and see mfs hating on matt 🤨 cause i will turn this into a chris rock moment and get to slapping… keep my HUSBANDS name out ur MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!!!!

#cherriespeaks #matt sturniolo #he don’t even be doing nun fr #he is literally just a guy #like what are yall even mad at #seen a mf mad he got anxiety like HUH #anyway matt i’m right here don’t listen to the haters like #run up get done up #that’s my man and i’m gon stick beside him! #not my white boy!

[grvyrd-drms]

idea that as a child toby loved aquariums cause

1. it was dark so no one would really notice his tics.

2. he loved to just get so lost in looking at the huge tank full of coral reefs, turtles, sharks, etc. he looked like one of those shitty ms paint memes.

3. he liked that all the sounds from the general public were dampened from all the water and concrete.

4. he would just hold his moms hand and stare for hours.

5. autism

#your honor #hes just some little guy #the idea of little toby rogers will always make me emotional #HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY #ugh #i want to put him in my pocket #ticci toby #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta headcanon #toby rogers

[sweetbrei]

When I tell you guys I SCREECHED

#baulders gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #karlach #I am a Karlach stan #this is so funny #TikTok #video #he is literally just a guy

[sinfully-french]

I'm genuinely losing it because I'm replaying BatIM, and Sammy FUCKING DOES THIS AFTER HE'S CAPTURED HENRY

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #sammy lawrence #i love sammy #he is literally just a guy #god i hope he's not french #i hate french “people” #i hope they go to hell

[athena-xox]

Eah backgrounder headcanons

Orange haired girl

Penelope Pea

She attends muse-ic class and she is very friendly with lots of backgrounders, mainly the girls. The wiki says she voted for Maddie in the election but I went back and watched and she only appears once in the hallway talking with her friends while Maddie is campaigning. I don’t think that proves that she voted for Maddie. She also, of course, is one of the background girls who constantly fawns over Daring. She’s actually so pretty.

She’s often seen with grey hair girl so much.

She can also often be spotted with background pink and purple hair girl

The three of them are a trio and in basically every hallway scene you can see them chatting in the background (I’m taking it as they’re besties and not just reused animation)

She is also seen with princess wearing blue and white, although not as often

Other people she’s hung out with:

My headcannons for her. None of these are really based on fact but they aren’t outlandish and they’re pretty likely.

She’s a Royal. Daughter of the princess and the pea. She has a transatlantic accent. Or at least a vaguely British accent. She doesn’t have perfect princess hair, she spends an hour each morning taming it since it’s naturally frizzy.

My headcannon is that she was originally supposed to be roommates with Duchess but since Apple switched rooms it set of a domino effect and she ended up getting roomed with blue and gold girl.

Her grey haired girl and pink & purple haired girl had been BFFA’s since their freshman year. Pink & purple haired girl is a rebel, grey haired girl is somewhere in the middle, but they don’t let conflicting views affect their friendship.

I think that her personality would be similar to most royals in personality, mainly to Holly. Speaking of Holly I think that Pen would definitely be reading Hollys fanfics.

She doesn’t know who her fairytale prince is but she knows that it probably isn’t a Charming. It’s most likely a second or third son.

But until then she has a little bit of romance

(This is canon) during true hearts day silver crown boy enters with blue and gold girl (the girl who I hc to be Penelopes roommate, she’s the one sprawled on the stairs in the sixth picture and on the end of Penelope and grey haired girl fawning over Daring) but during the dance Penelope and silver crown boy start hanging out and and the end of the night (the picture shown) they leave together. And then they are always shown together as a couple.

Silver crown boy (I might make a post on him later) is a rebel, he cheers for raven during legacy day and is seated on Maddies side for the election. I think they’re very cute… until they’re not

THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GREY HAIRED GIRL, HER BESTIE STOLE HER BF. Istg I was not expecting to find this kind of blatant drama. But she’s chatting him up during ‘Cupid makes things right… kinda’ and Penelope is no where to be seen. And then in that one really random Courtly redemption episode we see them at the theatre together. And then they’re cuddling during raven and dexters date. And you know what the worst part is?

Penelope is NEVER seen with grey haired girl again or silver brown boy again. And most of the times we see her after the breakup she’s all alone. Like all of her other friends took grey haired girls side.

This poor poor girl, I don’t know if I even want to make a post now for grey haired girl (I’m planning on doing as many as I can) like she just doesn’t deserve it.

In my perfect world she goes to Cupid for relationship troubles because yk her best friend stole her man and all her friends and Cupid consoled her and now (post canon) Penny ditched her old friends and is a part of the main characters.

Ps: I plan to make posts like this for all the background characters that I like/have hcs for. If anyone has any different hcs for orange haired girl please share. Or any other character. Or if you have a background character you want me to make a video on.

Pps: if you haven’t seen my earlier post I have a page in my notes app just full of everytime a backgrounder shows up so I can track the drama like that

Ppps: it’s not exactly in chronological order it’s like all the stuff on Netflix in order (or like mostly in order) and then all the webisodes even if they go in between so the whole love triangle might not be accurate.

Pppps (god I should have thought this through too many P’s): all the characters besides Penelope are being referred to by the name that the Royal/Rebel wiki has given them

#he is not the love of your life #he is literally just a guy #hit him with your car #eah #grey haired girl slander #fuck ​grey haired girl #grey haired girl hate page #girl with orange hair #backgrounder/girl with orange hair #backgrounder/orange haired girl #orange haired girl #Penelope Pea #Pen Pea #Penny Pea #ever after high #ever after high backgrounders #eah backgrounders #backgrounders #drama

[nevrakisthorne]

my boyy! ITS MY BOYYYYYYY!!!!

#i've missed him so much #he is literally just a guy #minus the murder #and betrayal #i love him #my baby boy #choices stories you play #blades of light and shadow 2 #blades of light and shadow #choices blades #pixelberry #choices #bolas #mc x aerin #aerin x mc #aerin valleros

[infernal-collective]

Almost everyone in the system:

*Complaing about the host's abuser a.k.a one their very few exes.*

Persecutors:

We deserved it!

The (dumb ass host) : He isn't that bad! He's a good man! And deserve what? He loved me! He was always a good man!

Us: 👏NO👏THE FUCK👏 HE 👏👏 DIDN'T 👏AND 👏NO 👏HE 👏WASN'T 👏

- Literally everyone but the host.

#system #actually dissociative #plurality #traumagenic system #plural #system account #did osdd #plural system #ptsd #tw abuse #plural stuff #plural shit #complaining #he is literally just a guy #they are not okay rn #they are a dumbass #hit him with your car #he is just a guy #tired of this shit

[siickwithsadness]

I cannot take him seriously sometimes 😭😭😭😭

#he is literally just a guy #literally me #inside out disney #inside out #fear inside out #inside out fear #sadness inside out #inside out sadness #inside out joy #joy inside out

[yokelish]

Narrator: This is Lae'zel, a gith warrior dedicating every kill to her queen Vlaakith. Mind flayer are her mortal enemies.

Narrator: This is Shadowheart, a dark cleric who stole the artifact that protects you from being illithid.

Narrator: And this is The Dark Urge, a Bhaalspawn who was dealt betrayal by another of their blood. They are the ones who started this plot, not that they remember it.

Narrator: And this is Astarion. He is here for a ride.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #he is literally just a guy

[fancyhalloran]

Since the finale I’ve come to the conclusion that I personally need jeff to die. He was funny in season 1 and pretty alright in season 2 but I feel like he’s served his usefulness and he’s starting to bore me. I hope when the strike ends and the yj writers room comes back they decide to explore shauna solo parenting callie.

#merricat.txt #yellowjackets #he is literally just a guy

[plaidpyjamas]

Some more sketches of Scorpio (my oc), this time we get a little peek at the guy inside the suit [bonus Ramattra x Scorpio 💕]

#overwatch oc #overwatch oc x canon #ramattra x oc #tw self harm #implied nsft #wireplay is such a common thing in Ramattra x reader fics that it's wormed its way into my own headcanons #so we pull on some wires >:3 #my ocs #sketchbook bs #implied zenyatta in the top left #thats supposed to be his hand but uh. i was too lazy to pull up a reference lmao #also Scorp is a truley faceless character #he is literally just A Guy #but his face will always appear as a flat(ish) black w/ no defined features #& he rarely goes without a mask of some kind

[grvyrd-drms]

toby rogers WEIRD ASS!!!!!!

#love him so much #he is literally just a guy #creepypasta #ticci toby #creepypasta fandom #toby rogers #creepypasta headcanon #:3 #Spotify

[thawthebeez]

as much as i talk about wanting to delete tiktok i also think it's hilarious to see that particular side of the haikyuu fandom. the amount of people that have consumed the entirety of haikyuu and still don't understand the absolute basics of kageyama and hinata's characters and their relationship dynamic is astonishing.

#there are actually people who have watched all four seasons AND read timeskip and still are upset and confused as to why hinata went - #- to brazil and why they stayed separated afterwards.... how.... #i'm glad we've moved past “hinata is smol cinnamon roll” but i think we forgot to ask move past “kageyama is scary” #HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY #also! can we enter the “lets view kageyama and hinata as separate characters instead of extensions of one another” era pls🙏 #yes hinata and kageyama are soulmates who were made for one another BUT they're also two different characters and should be viewed as such #seeing kageyama and hinata as Kagehina will always skew your perception of the series in favour of ship moments #/moments revolving around them #seeing kageyama and hinata as characters and their interactions as Kagehina moments would be beneficial to better understanding the series #haikyuu revolves around kageyama and hinata. not kagehina. #(although if anything.. the series revolves around hinata. but it might as well be both of them) #volleyball guys

[randomcerise]

Thinking of my silly AU of my kingdom hearts sona adopting a cat vanitas, because vanitas is so cat to me. That time of cat that will bite you if you get near but is you continue he Will probably start liking you.(he will continue to bite you anyway)

#kingdom hearts #vanitas kh #he is literally just a guy #he is a cat #dude trust me #i love him for that

[sammiethemusicman]

Realizing you wrote two jaw droppingly beautiful ballads with a romanticized version of a guy in mind, and the guy is actually, literally just a guy.

#he is literally just a guy #writers #lyrics #ballads #femcel #delusional #delulu #lana del rey #romanticized #girlblogging #follow my soundcloud #girl interrupted #pearl #coquette #female gaze #hysteria #female hysteria #im tagging for aestedics dont get it twisted #im man #💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 #manic pixie dream girl

[princess-of-purple-prose]

as i read crooked kingdom i become more and more confused why people hate kuwei? i mean i haven’t gotten super far yet but i really like him—idk what your thoughts are

I like him too!! I think he's legit just doing the best he can in a categorically insane (no, seriously, what the shit even is his life by the time the crows retrieve him from the ice court and onwards) situation, it's not his fault he had the gall to crush on the same charming and attractive guy Wylan did

#he is literally just a guy #asks #heartautisms #kay talks #soc #hiiii btw :)