#I LOVEEEEEEEEEE HER

[ikosburneraccount]

JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY AMANDA TODDHUNTER JUST POSTED AN UNHINGED RECAP OF CINDER AND ITS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!

#the lunar chronicles #mine #text #I LOVEEEEEEEEEE HER #HER UNHINGED RECAPS ARE SOOOO FUNNY THE EXPOSURE THIS FANDOM WILL GET FROM THIS GOD IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!

[valgeristik]

fellas i have managed to combine bg3 brainrot WITH noel brainrot so god willing im gona post more of that unhinged babygirl* covered in blood soon anyway. him 💁‍♀️

took me like a fucking hour to settle on a face that fits her even just a lil bit

#valtalks #i loveeeeeeeeee noel i made her my dark urge playthru #and now one song that ive been associating with him for FOREVER finally FITS #narratively #not just via vibes #and im like. i can feel the insanity take hold once more #noel is sooo funny hes like teehheeee what if i emerge from the dead husk of my past self and slaughter my way thru whatever forces #are trying to take my agency away from me <3 #resisting the urge not because shes afraid of it or thinks it monstrous #but because shes pissed THE fuck off about being made to do things not on his own terms #anywaysies tho the bg3 character creator was not strong enough to handle whatever the fuck is going on with her gender #but we make dooo #sorry. im normal

[storge]

What's your wish?

The Legendary Life of Queen Lau 1.24

#The Legendary Life of Queen Lau #我叫刘金凤 #cdramaedit #asiandramanet #cdrama #dailyasiandramas #chineseartistsinc #chinesemedia #jackie li #li hongyi #tuserjade #mymymy #ep 24 #CUTE CUTE CUTEEEEE #just cute cute cuteeeee #i loveeeeeeeeee this cheesyyyyyyyyyy goodinesssssssss #her smile makes me meltttttttttttttttttttttt #and i love how sincere our ML is in the later eps its just yes #he is still stupid but sincere

[prettyboykatsuki]

https://www.tumblr.com/prettyboykatsuki/743697159859453952

You are my only exposure to this man and this video made me fall in love with him ! is he always so dry and awkward??

linky link

he is anon he is always like this. and thats a lot of him in the FIRST GAME where he is older and wiser he is Just Like That. and it makes me love him soooo much you would not BELIEVEEEEE

#return to sender #he has a line in the epilogue where is always so dry and weird and emotionally soggy #he sucks soooo badly anon he is a deadbeat father for years before he gets his shit together and his wife leaves him and he has to win her #back by being a half decent man and he loves when women give him a hard time #and he seems like he'd be sooo cold blooded but he's generally sooo emotional and has a habit of thinking with his heart not his head #and he has been a criminal since age 12 and i loveeeeeeeeee him and im so excited to play the first game #and you have to save him twice in rdr2 andhe's so pathetic the whole time and he almost gets eaten by wolves and once again i loveeeee him

[starfxkr]

I feel like casual by Chappell Roan is so JJ and kitten when they first start dating JJ is literally inside of her and she’s like “so are you my boyfriend or…” meanwhile JJ thinks they’ve been dating for a month.

-🩰

(SORRY IF IM SPAMMING YOUR INBOX IM DONE LOL)

OH I LOVEEEEEEEEEE CHAPPEL ROAN ARE YOU SHITTING ME THATS MY GIRL

but omg like kitten doesn't show her emotions well so she's been letting everything vibe but is too scared to actually ask what's goin on 😭 because jj's acting like her boyfriend and she never hears anything about him messing around with anyone else on the island.

eventually its just too much and he's balls deep inside of her I'm talking kissing her and everything when she pulls back like, "umm...so are you my boyfriend or are we just like.... hangin out?"

and he's so flabbergasted LMAO, "wha- I've been telling everyone you're my girlfriend for a month!"

now they're both laughing! just deeply unserious people.

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #kitten!reader #🩰 anon

[cinnbar-bun]

i loveeeeeeeeee your robin writing!! would love to see you do more nico robin x gn! reader

A/n: you didn't specify anything so I made some general hcs!

Rating: SFW

Notes: GN!Reader, Fluff

General Nico Robin Relationship HCs

Likes to learn about different hair styles and types in order to best fix your hair or care for it. She’s been reading up on the best way to treat your specific hair type, don’t worry. Her many hands makes it a breeze. 

Occasionally, some jokes/phrases fly over her head and she will take it at face value, not understanding what you mean. If you explain them to her, though, she’ll have an amused smile and chuckle. 

You’re one of the few people she’ll trust with her in a bath. This is especially big for her since her Devil Fruit powers no longer work in the water, but she know she can fully trust you. 

Enjoys dates where she can dress up in full glam and be by your side. Things like a night at an opera or a fancy restaurant are her type of thing (when/if she feels like going out).

Little tidbit: after eating at the restaurant/seeing the opera, if you two walk around the city at night, she’ll have this far out, dreamy look on her face. It’s beautiful, her shoulders are so relaxed and her eyes are wandering everywhere as if its the first time seeing the world. 

If you detour to say, a small art exhibit or even a flower field, watch as her smile reaches her eyes as the stars pale in comparison to her beauty and radiance. 

She has imagined getting a cat with you. Of course, not now, and especially not if you are allergic/afraid of them. But if you’re cool with it, she’s absolutely looking up the best kind of cat for you two to get and how to care for it. 

Robin has a habit of asking very personal and very philosophical questions at random times. If there’s a long period of silence, she might just drop “what do you think is there for us after death?” 

If you ask sillier questions like, “would you love me if I were a worm?” she would say, “why would you be a worm?” 

“Of course, I would still love you. I’d make sure no birds or other predators dived at you and ate you up. Maybe I’d get you a nice terrarium. But still, why would you be a worm?” 

Is always interested in your home traditions. This is especially important to her as she’s never really had a “home” ever since the Ohara incident, so enjoying you/your family’s traditions makes her feel welcome and like she belongs to a family. 

Very self-indulgent but could you imagine maybe taking her to your hometown and introducing her to your family and then she begins trying to learn everything about it? Enjoying the celebrations, trying the meals, listening to the elders… she is ecstatic. 

If you don’t have any family/cultural traditions (for whatever reason, no judgment here), Robin will elect to have you two make your own traditions. Sure, you two may not have the usual “family” or home most people may have, but it’s something the two of you made, and it’s special to her. She finds it irreplaceable. 

Happy to do cheesy couple things if you suggest them. It’s very unlikely she’ll suggest them, but when you do, she’ll have a smile on her face and agree to it. 

Often tries to flirt with you in other languages. She makes it sound so beautiful so even if you have no clue what she’s saying, you’ll melt. 

She’ll probably also say something silly but make it sound romantic even though she’s saying like “I ate a wasp and then cooked a hundred hot dogs”. You don’t need to know the truth. 

Probably considers making a secret language just for the two of you to communicate. She says it’s for fun to keep things private or joke without the others knowing, but it’s also for another reason. If, for some reason, you or her are ever separated and have a chance to communicate, the language could come in handy and have you send messages without them being intercepted or interpreted by others. 

Likes when you two share blankets when doing things like reading, or even simply when you two are sitting. Watching the stars or listening to the others talk is more romantic when she’s with you in a blanket.

#one piece x reader #one piece #x reader #one piece hcs #reader insert #nico robin #nico robin x reader #robin x reader

[footballerimaginess]

Under The Mistletoe

25 Days Of Christmas can't find the idea for this, so just made up an idea for this one x Pedri Gonzalez Word Count: 524 The Christmas party was around the corner, it had come around just so quickly you were super excited to get to the party.

"Soooo are you going to see your boyfriend?" you turned to see your friend chuckling away as she was putting her makeup on. "First of all, not my boyfriend. Secondly I am just excited to go, please don't think that we have only met once. Yes he is cute and my type but we don't really know much about each other. I am not ready to jump into a relationship yet" you felt like you word vomited all your feelings about him. "Oh okay, I am glad I asked because you certainly fancy him just don't want to admit it" you laughed because your best friend knew you so well. "We best get going as we need to get to the party" you smiled as you jumped in the taxi that was waiting for you. "Ahh this is so busy in here" you muttered as you nervously clung onto your friend as you held her tightly as you were nervous walking inside. "Come on, stop being so nervous. If you see him, then you should talk to him. You have worked here for years, why are you panicking so much babe." she mumbled as you headed for the bar. "I know, but they won't like couples at work. I am supposed to not work with my colleague" you huffed as you asked for a drink. "Hi" you turned to your left as Pedri was standing beside you. "Oh hi" you laughed, feeling like all the heat in your body had come out of nowhere making you feel incredibly hot all of a sudden. "You look beautiful, I would offer to buy you a drink but guess you already have won" Pedri laughed nervously as he scratched his neck, feeling embarrassed now as you sensed your friend has left your side. "Oh thanks, erm yeah" you let out a nervous laugh. Shit. You thought, you had really embarrassed yourself here. "Come on Pedri, why don't you just kiss her already? you have been waiting for weeks now. You are in loveeeeeeeeee" the boys all shouted as Pedri went bright red. "I'm sorry about that, ignore them" Pedri did his best to stutter out. "Are they telling the truth though? They seemed pretty adamant about it that is all. They must know something that I don't" you replied. "Hmm dunno about that" Pedri casually shrugged as he sipped on his drink before putting it down as he looked straight at you. "Okay maybe they were telling the truth" Pedri smiled, which took you by complete surprise. He looked straight up and noticed the mistletoe above you both. "That's funny isn't it" Pedri pointed as he leaned forward at the same time as you as you went to kiss him. As you removed yourself from his lips, the crowd cheered. Making the pair of you really embarrassed now. "Well guess everyone knows, shall we mingle with everyone else?" he smirked as you grabbed onto his hand as you enjoyed the rest of the party.

#25 days of christmas #pedri gonzalez #pedri gonzalez imagine #pedri gonzalez x reader #football imagines #football imagine #football one shots #football one shot #football x reader #futbol imagines #futbol imagine

[faybellesbeauty]

A info dump you say?

I also just LOVEEEEEEEEEE dexven i made it clear on my blog but GOD! I just love the amount of love and devotion they have for one another, it's so wholesome and fluffy and i feel like both deserve to be with someone that loves them for THEM! and is supportive! And they honestly just deserve the world after being treated like outcasts, i also love how dexter understands raven so well because he's also familiar with the feeling of being a outcast🥹❤️

I would also like to wholeheartedly say that The first book was just 10/10 it was really the book where Shannon had explored dark themes, but i also like the wonderlandiful world because it gives us more on cedar and the wonderlandians!

I also kinda dislike the whole "Snow white is a villain" thing because it's practically the same as saying Apple is evil or a villain and i think it just takes a lot from both their characters, ok granted Snow doesn't have much but when you think about how the system and Grimms control has been going on for generations you can maybe take a few hints that Snow white is basically just a Version of what apple would have become(i also find it ridiculous to claim she's more evil than the EVIL queen simply because she was lacking on parenting skills, mind you! The evil queen was equally bad or even worse at being a parent)

I don't ship rapple mainly because the toxicity and all makes me so damn right uncomfortable when i imagine them in a fluffy relationship or such knowing that's not the case, i also just find their angst to be much more enjoyable? I see a unrequited love mainly because i always imagined it to be a fail romance where they both love each other but the attraction is at different levels, such as raven simply loving apple as a friend and Apple is just madly in love with her, i also think it would be such a slap in the face for apple and would be hurtful but let’s be fr, Rapples relationship is rooted in nothing but pain makes sense that even when it comes down to romance it’s hurtful somehow.

I actually didn't like Apple first(or so i thought) because of her selfishness, but really it was because her defenders/stans made it hard for me to genuinely fully like her took me some time but i absolutely fell in LOVE With her character, yeah she’s shitty,selfish and can be a bitch but she genuinely has such a valid reason to it! And she’s ambitious and can do some fucked up shit but damn i like it because she’s genuinely such a well written antagonist who’s driven by Trauma.

I am in Full support of Toxic bribelle cause let’s be fr everyone they would have some insane issues 🤞🏽

!!

(posting this without a response again because i dont have anything to add ^^)

#eah #ever after high #the insane eah blogger replies??

[eerie-night]

i always like stumbling across fic rec lists so i thought about compiling a list of some of my favorites and linking the tumblrs of the authors (but if i cant find them ill link twitter or ao3) bc theyre all fucking awesome

BSD

and all i loved, i loved alone- @featherxs

“An ability?”

— on the past, present, and future of one Edgar Allan Poe.

SOOOO GOOD!! its what originally got me so into bsd and its such a good reread too

(don’t) stop the rain- miniekooki

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke finds himself taking care of the Twain family after an unfortunate turn of events.

And he also finds himself considering Mark Twain as more than just an annoying prick.

(ALTERNATIVE TITLE: the domestication of akutagawa ryuunosuke)

i loveeeeeeeeee this and how it goes about describing the family its sooooooooo good

Haikyuu

as bright as a blackhole; and twice as dense- cereal_whore

“Kageyama’s being bullied,” Yamaguchi grits, expression steeled.

Tsukishima lowers his book quietly, and stares, eyes wide.

“As if he has enough social competence to realise he’s being bullied.”

“Tsukki, please.”

Meant to be 5 times Tsukishima accidentally and very reluctantly saved Kageyama from his own social ineptness, and one time Kageyama does the same for him, but we ran into problems bc OP can't count.

(or: everyone is srsly stressed over kageyamas existence, but kageyama, despite having the common sense of a Five Minute Crafts video, is like those buff himbos within the tsundere category. so he somehow ends up wholly unscathed throughout this shit, while everyone else doesnt)

tldr: kageyama lacks forethought, and everyone but him suffers the consequences of it.

i eat this shit up omg omg its great its funny and it makes my day better read it

but not for spring to well up- tookumade

Miya Brothers

Sellers & Buyers of Antiques & Curiosities

Suna Rintarou squints at the small sign attached to the front door of the brick shopfront.

He wasn’t sure what he’d been expecting. Something flashier? More brass? The Miya brothers could do with a pot plant out the front. The shopfront has one single large window that’s covered by a plain white curtain, so maybe they could open that up and have some of their antiques and such on display so people get an idea of what they buy and sell. Maybe a paint job for the door, which is the most boring brown Suna has ever seen. There is nothing he can say about it—it’s not nice nor ugly, it’s just boring.

Or, maybe Suna could stop giving any more of a damn about this shopfront and just get his appointment over and done with.

After ending a relationship with a fiancé, Suna returns home and tries to heal from heartbreak. Here, he finds friends in the form of the Miya brothers, and learns patience, forgiveness, and what happiness means to him.

this sounds repetitive but…..SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD i love the emotion and how it deals with sunas ex and like everything about this fic is gold

JJK

“To Chase”- @diggingupgrave

Megumi has never thanked the man who raised him.

god…no words except read it you will not regret it

FE3H

A Fair Day’s Work- featherhearted

“I may have some coffee in the place for you,” said Prime Minister Aegir. “Let me show you how much better I have become at brewing it to your taste.”

“If you insist,” said Minister Vestra but he sounded pleased. To Delarivier, who had literally made it her profession to attune herself to his tone (usually ranging from sort-of-murder-y to extremely-murder-y), Minister Vestra sounded very pleased indeed.

Ferdinand and Hubert's long-suffering aides figure out a way to work fewer hours.

im a whore for outsider povs and this one takes the cake and does laps around my brain when i try and sleep

TMA

a glass essay- fairbanks

Right out of university Jon's run out of time to run from the Web. The only way he knows to escape one domain is to give yourself to another, and he's always been good at being alone.

He really wasn't imagining the Lukas family would take him in at all, let alone arrange him to marry some smarmy ass named Peter Lukas.

yet again something to reread till you memorize every word and still cant get enough

now for authors that i recommend HIGHLY and a fic or two from them:

@blackkatmagic

i recommend everything shes written but my top favorites currently are:

Cor Cordium

Fox dies. He wakes up. And then things start getting weird.

its so so good and kats soooo good at characterization and descriptions and could prob make paint drying interesting

out of night (out of nothing)

It's the duty of the Temple Guard to keep the Sacred Spire, the Force nexus at the heart of the Temple. Feemor's always done his duty gladly, kept it safe, kept the light burning. Order 66 changes everything. Changes him. Changes the Spire, too.

Hevy, Cutup, and Droidbait are just caught in the currents and trying to make the most of their second chances, but an unstable Jedi and new powers don't make anything easier.

the concept is so cool and the execution is even better she could probably sell me air and id go crazy for it

trade your heart for bones to know

A week after an attack that nearly killed him and his son, Jaster Mereel finds Mostross dead on a battlefield. His killer is a Jedi, grievously wounded, who Jaster takes into his care. By Mandalorian tradition, Jon Antilles owes him a life-debt, and Jaster is cunning enough not to let such a thing slip away.

It's meant to be an entirely political arrangement. It doesn't stay that way for long.

not to sound like broken record but god this is fucking fabulous

i totally recommend checking out ALL her works but these were the first ones i thought of out of the ones that are currently updating

@x-authorship-x

she has written sooo many good fics im just going to recommend my favorite series and you can go from there

Eyes

Shisui is way too strong to have his eye taken by Danzo

He's the only one smart enough to master the simplest of techniques to legendary proportions

He was sweet and kind and, despite everything he'd seen and all the things he'd done, he wasn't afraid to hope. To dream for something better.

A series for Shisui

the characters, the plots, the descriptions all add up to something amazing

llamallamaduck

do yourself a favor and check her out, you will not regret it. unfortunately, i will restrain myself to only recommending one fic but DO check the rest out

With no root in the land —(To keep my branches green)

He is not a human and he is not a beast and he is not a creature, but he is. He is a being, then. A being that changes and learns and lives. He thinks his name is Ani.

this is the fic that i first read by llamallamaduck and its a really good introduction to how fucking amazing she is at doing crossovers and writing in general

i hope you enjoy these as much as i have :)

#fic rec #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd ranpoe #haikyuu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fire emblem #fe3h fic rec #fe3h #tma #the magnus archives #star wars #naruto #shisui uchiha

[saba-ody]

i watched the first episode of OPLA! and i really enjoyed it!! this is gonna be a long post and there will be SPOILERS for just the first episode of netflix's one piece.

here's what i thought:

-really love the core cast. inaki is a GREAT luffy. he really captures how luffy is both childish and rude and he SELLS it.

-mackenyu is fantastic as Zoro. he has some of the best fight choreography from what ive seen so far.

-i am in love with emily rudd as nami. she is fucjing perfect and i love that they gave her some badass shit to do in the first episode

-koby was great!! i thought he was fun and likable and i sure as fuck hope this show goes on long enough for his return in post-enias lobby.

-fucking HELMEPPO stole the show. he was funny and entertaining to watch and he had some of the sillier bits of the episode. i like that they chose to make him have long hair that gets cut by zoro. also his whole booty cheeks were out while flexing in the mirror with zoro's swords and i thought that was funny.

-they managed to make axe-hand morgan fun! i think he's one of the less entertaining early OP villains but I thought they did a good job with him!!

-i really liked shanks' appearance in this episode. the scenes with him and young luffy hit exactly like they were supposed to!!

-alvida was really fun to watch too!! i'm excited to see how they adapt her later appearances.

-okok i gotta talk about the fight choreography again. this shit was GOOD. i mean actually good. i feel like in a lot of shows in the recent past, fight choreo has gotten.. lazy? what i mean is that in this show the hits FEEL like they're hitting. and that is a compliment of the highest regard. luffy's fighting style is well adapted (and i will GET to his devil fruit in a moment) zoro's 3 sword style was both well choreographed and utilized within the scenes it was needed. i love how they play with it a little bit, not having him use all three until the climax of the episode. NAMI has some fantastic shit with her staff and i'm genuinely so glad they dont have her basically sidelined until alabasta like they do in the manga. alvida and morgan both have their weapons have true weight that you can feel to them and i'm so glad. this was the thing i was the most concerned for and its safe to say i'm happy with it.

-luffy's gum gum fruit and the cgi used for it was surprisingly good!! going into live action with a main character made of rubber is one of the most difficult things CG artists have to deal with and i hope they know how fucking good rhey did. body stretching hasn't ever looked this good.

-i liked garps inclusion and i really hope they don't reveal that he's related to luffy until way later. i get the feeling they might since he's there and i think he's going to still be important throughout the season.

-i LOVE. and i mean LOVEEEEEEEEEE that they are already setting up for season 2 mentioning baroque works so much. that shit is fucking AWESOME and i couldn't be happier that they're going ahead and foreshadowing shit for later that is amazing and i'm so damn happy.

-the setwork and costume design are FANTASTIC. the atmosphere becomes amazing because of these two things in conjunction and its fucking great. you absolutely are pulled into the world and its amazingly believeable. everything feels real. the locals, the outfits, really theres some great shit in here so far and i am DAMN excited to see more. they truly went all out and it feels fantastic.

-this show is really funny. not exactly in the way that the anime is, but in a way that works a lot better for this medium. zoro, especially, i thought they really nailed on the head. he's funny!! and luffy is too!! so is nami!! they're all really funny and entertaining to watch and i just cant believe this show exists at all.

-buggy showed up and i'm so excited to see more of him. what a god of a man. he is. kinda bad asf too.

i have one or two critiques too!!

-i liked the original way of making it known that koby wasnt working with luffy and i think its a bit lame the rest of the marines aren't shown to be glad that morgan's gone.

-theres some camera work in this show that just seems,... off? theres these closeups with a shitton of gaussian blur and it just looks. unprofessional to say the least. luckily, its not completely like this (which is kinda what i thought the show would look like at first, which had a bit of apprehension in me.)

-i just realized they didnt show shanks' arm being cut off by the sea monster. i'm sure they will but they didnt here. i sure hope they do that shits an iconic scene.

-uh. that was pretty much it. netflix was being stupid as shit for me so i didnt really get hd quality but i was watching it on netflix party w my girlfriend and it was just so exciting that i didnt really care. but fuck netflix btw.

so, pretty much, you might get the jist that i'm enjoying this show, and i am!! its honestly hitting all the marks i was hoping it would and a lot more. i love that its a show that knows what its doing. it doesnt feel lost. it feels like its confident in itself and its production. i really hope its a hit, and i sure as fuck HOPE netflix doesnt drop it if it doesnf make a gazillion dollars. i'm not religious but i'll pray for that.

#opla spoilers #opla #longpost #one piece #one piece live action #one piece live action spoilers

[tothemeadow]

Can you write Uzui and his wives meeting a lady bar owner who is thicc? Like she has the cake and the tiddies and they're in loveeeeeeeeee

oh lawdy

Also, this is my first time writing for his wives!!! Surprising, I know!

'add a forth?' / Uzui T. & Wives x Reader

warnings: none

words: 1,061

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The bell overhead tings as Tengen walks in, a pleasant sound to his irritated mind.

Thankfully, the bar is dimly lit – perfect for a romantic date, really. Not too dark for it to be too hard to see, but a mellow, warm cast that’s rather welcoming. It’s a relatively new bar on the block, one that’s been open for the past month or so. Tengen really hasn’t had the time to check it out.

Smooth jazz fills his ears as he scans the hazy room; Hinatsuru had messaged him earlier, saying that she and the other girls were going to hit up the newest bar in town and that all of them wanted him to tag along. And, if he’s being entirely honest, Tengen could definitely down a drink or two after the day he’s had.

 A lithe hand catches Tengen’s eye. Hinatsuru is waving to him from a curved booth; both Suma and Makio are already with her, their eyes lighting up once they spot their husband. Crossing to where they sit, Tengen tugs at the knot around his throat, ready to rid himself of the dastardly tie and the three-piece suit adorning his body. Unlike him, the girls had already changed from their work attire and opted for evening gowns, each of them fitting their suitor perfectly.

“Ladies,” Tengen greets once he slips into the booth. He takes a quick moment to place a chaste kiss to the crowns of their heads before settling down. The seat itself is made of a soft pleather, colored a deep maroon that Tengen finds himself humming in appreciation at. Whoever designed the place definitely had an eye for elegance – dim lighting, rich wood accents, deep reds, soothing jazz. It honestly feels more like a gentlemen’s club rather than some dingy bar.

“It’s nice, isn’t it?” Hinatsuru says, as if reading his mind. She flashes a small smile. “One of the girls at work recommended this place. Says the drinks here are even better than the atmosphere.”

“Definitely a lot more different than what I was expecting,” Makio pipes up. Nodding towards the bar, she gestures to the grand expanse of liquor lining the shelves behind. “Half of the joints around here don’t even carry that stuff.”

Following Makio’s gaze, Tengen swiftly drags his eyes over the labels facing him, his eyebrow quirking itself up his forehead. Makio’s right – whoever stocked this bar obviously had a wide variety of expertise and taste, or they were simply loaded.

“We just got here a few minutes ago!” Suma chirps. Tengen flinches at the loudness of her voice. It’s not that he’s not used to it, but it’s so… quiet otherwise. She shimmies her shoulders in excitement, the glitter adorning her shoulders catching the light. “I want to get something fancy!”

“Get whatever you’d like,” Tengen tells her, voice smooth. He glances to the other two. “You two as well. Drinks are on me tonight.”

All three of his wives smile. It’s not like the family is lacking in funds – no, it’s quite the opposite. Tengen himself is a bigwig at an entertainment company, Hinatsuru works as a pharmacist, Suma a veterinarian, and Makio a personal fitness and health instructor. In shorter terms, they’re all well capable of buying the bar’s entire stock and get as many “fancy” drinks as they’d like. Having Tengen offer to cover the bill is just the cherry on top.

The girls fall into idle chatter as Tengen busies himself with taking off his suit jacket and undoing the buttons on his vest. It’s only when he’s rolling the sleeves up on his dress shirt when he notices that each of the girls have fallen completely silent; looking up with furrowed brows, he’s about to ask them what’s wrong when a new voice greets him.

“Welcome! I take it that this is your first time here?” The voice is smooth, seductive.

Snapping his head to the side, Tengen is met with your visage. His mouth snaps shut and his throat goes dry. Shit, so this is the reason why his wives all fell silent. Your lips are painted a deep cherry that matches the color of your tight-fitting dress; the dress itself leaves very little to the imagination, encompassing your large breasts and clinging to your delectable curves. A quick glance tells Tengen that you’re well endowed in the back, too.

You give a small laugh at the lack of response. “Cat got your tongue? Come on, I don’t bite.”

And shit, if you don’t know what you’re doing. Your voice is delightfully breathy, soft, teasing.

Hinatsuru is the first one to break through her silent spell. “Y…yes. It is.”

Tengen doesn’t think he’s ever heard Hinatsuru stutter in her life.

A dazzling smile graces your pretty lips. “Then allow me to properly welcome you and express my gratitude. You see, I’m the owner of this place,” you say, swaying your arm in a grand gesture. You then proceed to tell them all your name, a mischievous glint in your eye. “Now,” you continue, leaning over the slightest bit (Tengen knows you’re showing your cleavage off on purpose), “what can I do for you?”

From the corner of his eye, Tengen can see Makio licking her lip. Suma is practically squirming in her spot.

“I heard you serve some pretty damn good drinks here,” Tengen finally speaks up. He smirks when you cast your gaze onto him. As stunning as you are, Tengen knows that he, along with his wives, is just as attractive. His smirk further grows when you hastily glance at his exposed forearms.

“I serve a lot of good things,” you shoot back. “Drinks just happen to be one of my specialties.”

One of my specialties. Fuck.  

Leaning forward, Tengen rests his elbows on the table. “Whiskey on the rocks for me.”

Hearing Tengen’s order seems to do the trick to snap the other three back into reality. Makio gruffly orders the same thing (it’s clear that she’s trying not to appear flustered), Hinatsuru goes for a glass of red wine, and Suma squeaks out a request for some fruity cocktail.

“Is that all you’ll be having?” you coo. Suma sputters.

Tonguing the inside of his cheek, Tengen shares a knowing look with his wives before shifting his attention back to you. “Got any special offers?”

You smile.

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #kny x reader #demon slayer x reader #tengen uzui x reader #uzui tengen x reader #suma x reader #makio x reader #hinatsuru x reader #request

[azrielsdove]

Love and loss rambles coming up!!!

Ok 1. Married 150 yrs!!! what happend 155 yrs ago where reader chose rhys?!!!! They fought over her? Are we gonna get a flash back to that?

2. I love a sassy azriel, speaking up to his high lord. Oooooh little bad boy. 🫠 and Az telling rhys hes gonna lose reader. 😏😏😏 to who Azriel? To who? Lol.

3. Idk how i feel about Feyres name coming out rhys mouth while hes hooking up with reader. I hope he lets her go before he decides to cheat on reader.

Im really enjoying this series. I look forward to more chapters. Could you add me to the taglist?

Don’t worry, what happened before they got married will definitely be clarified !!!

i loveeeeeeeeee az fighting for her, he’s currently the only one calling rhys out for acting like he is 😒

mmmmmmmhmmmmmm. i do nottttt like the cheating trope so don’t worry, but certainly some questionable actions rhys is making 👀

yes!!! this was sent anon so please send me your user and i’ll add you to it ☺️ thank you for reading !!!!!

#love and loss #asks #i love how into this story you all are 😭😭😭😭

[moonchildstyles]

hi, i’m the person who put in the asterry bdsm prompt, so thank you for being interested in it, i def think asterry wouldn’t be like super into bdsm, but it’d just be kinda cute to like see him explain it to her, not necessarily doing it??? and her kinda letting go of prejudices, idk. anyways yeah, love your writing! <3

hmmmm there is a prompt I was sent a while ago about them talking about and maybe watching porn together so maybe that kind of fits a little bit better so its a similar set up but a different like subject!! idk if she'd have any prejudices against like bdsm or anything tho I think I see her being more like curious than anything about any of that kind of stuff just bc she doesn't really understand much of any of that so I don't really see her being like oh ew I see her being more of like oh???????? bc she doesn't understand how something that like hurts could be something that feels good and all you know what I mean???? but either way I just loveeeeeeeeee the idea of him explaining stuff thats why his birthday blurb went the way it did shfushfushfush but thank you so much for liking my stuff !!!!!

#anon #ask #aster inspo

[rainy-days-and-nights]

10 fandoms / 10 characters / 10 tags ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

THANK YOUUU FOR THE TAGGYYY @valeriianz

Henry Townshend from Silent Hill: THE ULTIMATE BLORBOOOOOOOOOOOOO WUWUWUWUUWWUWUW HERNYYYY HNERYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAUUGHHHHHHAUUGUGUUHUH, best of the best, first character ever that made me go இ௰இ HENRYYYYYYY I kin him TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSS KAJDBVJKABDVK I feel…represented,,,, இ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இ

Axel / Lea from KH: I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obsessed that I always went like (as a joke) when my time to get kids comes, I will name one Axel, so it was a very big big deal இ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA one of the team blorbo from when I was 15 or something BSKJVBKJASDVADNVJK maybe less idk

Green Oak from Pokemon: I like characters with inferiority complex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and Green is like 👌🏼, also, he has a good development இ௰இ, I stopped liking Pokemon that much since X/Y (I even skip black and white 2)  but when it was revealed that he was going to be on Sun/Moon I went AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he really cute fr fr, also, Green, and I love color Green sfvnsdvjadjvknajkdc

Kotetsu Kaburagi from Tiger and Bunny: Again with the inferiority complex HABDHVBAHDBVHKADBV AAAAAAA KOTETSUUUU KOTETSUUUU, but yep, LiKE HIM TOOOOONSSSSSS he is dad embodiment and so so SAAAAAAAAD WET SAD CAAAAAAAAAAAT AAAAAAA TIGEEERRR TIGEEEEEEEEEER AUUUGGHHHHHHHHH

Jeanne from Bayonetta: THE ULTIMATE WIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, the POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, HER FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER STYLEEEEEEEE AUUGHHHH, very twiggy I love LOVEEEEEEEEEE her I wish I had a figure of her இ௰இ also she is really pretty, had I said…she is really pretty??? The first commi I asked for, was of her இ௰இ AAAAAAAAAAAA JEANNNEEEEEEEEEEEE JEANNNEEEEE

Anna from Possession 1981: I have her here in my banner…and in my pfp in the dreamling blog…..my loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee இ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இ AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH SHE IS REALLY PRETTYYY AND THE FACES SHE DOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHH AUUGHHHHH AUUUUUGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, and kinda sad too, from time to time I remember some of her lines from the movie இ௰இ auguwuawuawuvuaueauwuawu (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)இ௰இ

Hob Gadling from The Sandman : I think the other blog can show my enjoyment 👌🏼 HABDHVBADJVBADBCADBVADBVADBV AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dante from Devil May Cry: who don’t like Dante????????????????????????????????’’’ danTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Asa/Yoru from chainsawman: fighting to get more loser characters like them fr fr, so unhinged fr fr, very much a lifestyle fr fr

Rheya/Hari from Solaris:  இ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இஇ௰இ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she changed my brain chemistry fr fr

mmm imma tag...

@wolfgirl-valentine @the-cloudy-dreamer @lespicybrocoli @daily-dose-of-dopamine

#my brain still hasnt wake up full...so for now...the half...dlbnlknsdkkandl nadv aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i love tag games

[imaginespazzi]

So apparently you just want me to loose my mind because I open tumble real quick to just check and I see ur newest chapter and I am SAT for the next 45 minutes reading and rereading, and let me tell you MAGIC, Paige calling Azzi baby when there still in this weird inbetween will never not get me going cray also the mint ice cream rant hello like that is a work of a art it’s terrible and they don’t match but maybe they do azzi you are the love of my life, also this is no hate I’m just curious cuz I get easily confused was Paige in the W in this chapter or still at UConn? Also Drew being an icon as usual and Paige hitting her with we WILL be married awesome moment, Paige being mad that azzi thinks she unromantic is hilarious, and throwback to the og phone call that ruined me for dayssss made my heart so happy, anyways I loveeeeeeeeee ur writing but this is my first time writing a review and I’m done being a silent reader bc your works is so awesome and deserves every good review under the sun 💜💜

Awww thank you my sweets <3 I love my silent readers but I always really appreciate when y'all come into my inbox with detailed reviews like I really love reading them. 🥹🫶🏾

Baby is the petname of all time, like it's my go to in relationships and I don't know something about it, don't ask me to explain, works so well with them.

Paige is still at UConn in this chapter. I don't think I ever specified that in this one specifically but in chpater 4 (I think?) she makes the decision to stay longer.

The fluff scenes honestly probably don't add much to the plot but I didn't wanna rush to the ending so they're just there because y'all deserved some fluff after everything and I'm glad to see y'all enjoyed it!

#ask #fic talk #mint chocolate chip is terrible but it worked in this context lol

[real-total-drama-takes]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE BRIDGETTE and like idk why shes just AHHHHHHHH like yeah shes nice and cool but so are other characters but theres just SOMETHINGGG about her and its more than just her stoner essence everytime i see her i combust with joy and shit myself a little i want to bite her face off

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#td Bridgette #total drama