I love how most people in the sp fandom have just collectively decided that Kyle is a devoted basketball kid until the day he dies, but we need to come together and put forward a new idea. I need more people to be talking about one thing and one thing only…
Kyle the Lacrosse Kid.
Now, before you come after me, hear me out. Because I can already hear your angry shouts and the mobs with their pitchforks so let’s back it up.
In Phone Destroyer and the SOT game (I won’t mention the SOT episodes because I don’t remember so correct me on that one if Elf King Kyle appears in the trilogy)
Kyle is shown as a the Elf King or Kyle of the Drow Elves. His weapon? A fucking lacrosse stick. He plays lacrosse, because if you have ever played lacrosse before you know damn well that it is hard to throw with a lacrosse stick and he is fucking amazing at it. Also, you want me to believe he just has a bunch of lacrosse balls lying around? Plus, in his mythical player card, his staff literally looks like a lacrosse stick which is honestly just such an amazing detail.
Of course, to all the skeptics out there, is there a possibility that he just borrowed the equipment from another kid? Yes. Is it also possible he’s just weirdly good with a lacrosse stick? Also yes. Will I acknowledge those possibilities ever again? No. Why? Because of his player card.
“Oh but he plays baseball in the spring, just like the rest of the boys!”
IN ONE EPISODE. But also, a lot of people play lacrosse in the summer. I feel like he’d play lacrosse during the spring in like middle school, but he doesn’t have the haircut because his hair won’t cooperate. Also Sheila is such a soccer mom, like, tell me otherwise.
Kyle plays basketball in the winter and lacrosse in the spring and Sheila is a totally overprotective and aggressive soccer mom. Like the soccer mom equivalent to Randy in ‘The Losing Edge’ except she mostly fights the refs over things like calling “false penalties”. But when she does fight parents, it’s just the parent of whatever kid decided to body check Kyle. But it’s weirdly endearing because it’s just cause she cares, and the team loves her because she brings them snacks and I will die on this hill. You can snatch lacrosse player Kyle and aggressive soccer mom Sheila from my cold, dead hands.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
P.S. Kyle and his lacrosse stick as The Elf King for anyone who wants (or needs) a reference. These are all screenshots from Phone Destroyer, for anyone wondering.
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"they should do D20 live again, the spread out filming schedule will make them less stressed" yeah? You think doing it live and then going home for a week and reading online all the things ppl think you're doing wrong with your character and the story wouldn't cause any stress? Okay then.
Like imagine if the finale had been live. Half the fans would pat themselves on the back that "they" convinced the ih to resurrect the ratgrinders and the other half would be mad at them for "caving" to audience pressure. And others would still be mad just like they are now that they didn't bring Kipperlily back too. No. Let's not do a live season actually.
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I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it
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oops all rock (springtime edition)
i’ll be able to draw digitally again soon! ;w; in the meantime i’ve been scribbling a lot on paper…
could not wait for Soon, so i resorted to coloring it using the markup tool in default iphone photos app (don’t do that ever again)
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Blaming KH2 Sora’s anger and aggression all on Roxas really downplays how ready to throw hands Sora is in KH1 and CoM.
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ok i forgot that goldie isnt canonically 5'1 on a good day so i have to restructure this ask
1) thoughts on short goldie
2) is heron short also
3) (contingent on answers 1 and 2) thoughts on scrooge and beakley both falling for tiny evil women
1) & 2)
I think the toxic yuri polycule height chart is something like this—!
They all wear heels so it’s not exact (also I whipped this up in like 5 minutes lol)
Huifen is tall, she’s a black heron after all, and though they’re not the tallest birds ever they’re still pretty long! But she looks short standing next to Beakley, because everyone does (also I undersized her a little bit in my first human drawing by accident, whoops). Goldie is a short queen LMAO, she’s not minuscule, only slightly shorter than the average person, but she looks tiny next to these two (she might be slightly shorter than I drew her here, idk, I struggled to scale her LOL). Scrooge, for the record, is around the same height as Goldie!
In terms of their builds btw, Beakley is, obviously, very muscular! Though she might seem like a tank, she’s actually very soft — big ol squishy teddy bear! Heron on the other hand is a gangly mf, long, skinny, and sharp. Goldie is sort of in between them, an hourglass build like Huifen, but with more muscle on her (not half as much as Beakley, though).
3)
Heron might not be tiny but Beakley treats her like she is, picks her up like a feral cat when she’s being too much 😌 Scrooge and Goldie only have a very slight height difference, but I think he’s very smug about it lol
Also, my funniest headcanon ever is that Beakley has a thing for bad girls, and she HATES IT. She’s so embarrassed about it and fully intends to take it to her grave. This also leads to her hating the aforementioned bad girls even more, bc she’s so frustrated with herself for liking the in the first place. So Beakley can spend 24 hours a day ranting about how much she hates someone, and be blushing the entire time. All this to say, Beakley might not technically have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticising Scrooge’s relationship, but that doesn’t stop her.
I think they’re both massive hypocrites about it, bc they wanna protect eachother despite the other really not needing the help. They’re also endlessly frustrated with eachother’s toxic Yuri partners. Beakley to a much bigger degree because she definitely has a thing for Goldie, which only makes her hate her even more. Scrooge is more annoyed by Beakley and Heron than anything else bc he just does not understand what the hell is going on there, but he’ll also occasionally be all,
In conclusion, Beakley and Scrooge being a disaster sibling duo is my favourite thing ever. Scrooge is practically immortal, nothing can take him down. Beakley is a walking tank, she could walk off a bullet. They looked at eachother and went “that idiot needs me to protect them from their own love life” and they were kind of right??
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have you ever considered...that identifying out of woman/girlhood because you don't relate to the societal implications, expectations, etc... contributes to making womanhood (feel) even more restrictive? maybe you feel better when thinking of yourself as anything but a girl/woman because you do not feel like a woman (what does that even mean?) but in my opinion you just added another brick into the prisonwall that is gender.
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lemongrab (Starts vibrating so hard i explode)
i do think pb is calm now but i dont think she likes wizards. i dont know. i dont know. and i saw how she treated lemongrab, she didn't really like him either. like. you all saw that. peps didnt want to see that he didnt want to think about it at the time, how they were treating the actual literal heir to the throne and also just how they were treating this man, he didn't realize. he didn't. and now. and . dont .get me talking about lemongrab. or i will talk. for ever
pep: you ate your brother
lg:
lg: you won't have that problem
pep: i could eat you
lg: try it
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I literally cant imagine beckory any age below 14 because it only works if tony develops as a person and also if they're a bit older + gregory has had time to get used to having friends and family 😭 which is why 12yo default gregory is still 100% a family boy aka his new fam is all he needs for the time being
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Man, I still remember participating in one of the many jjba zines that I took part in and how my piece was placed as the first page (for the second time) and how one of my mutuals/artists that I’ve always admired, hit me with the “oh… you’re on the front page again… 😅…” like man, that kind of killed me lmfao. I never got over it like man, what was that about.
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How the fuck did I learn how to efficiently help my partner through his autistic meltdowns thanks to a vashwood fanfic .what
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"#their rs is only as equal as he decides it to be" hits the nail on the HEAD for me THANK you. llh and fdb are friends the way parents and children can be friends. fdb makes a very commendable effort at being equals with llh and llh can allow and enjoy it to an extent but there IS a gap. fdb not having access to llh's past puts him in a unique position to understand llh in a way that nobody else does and that IS good for llh, like fresh eyes on such a worn out painful story. but there's also an element of responsibility that llh has for fdb that he doesn't have for dfs. dfs is his equal and can make his own life choices. he only escaped dfs at the end because of dfs's own choice to trust him with the flower, not anything llh could have done. but he can still escape fdb on his own power just fine. ANYWAY EVERY RELATIONSHIP IN THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME IN UNIQUE AND SPECIFIC WAYS thank u for understanding
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NO THANK YOU for understanding!!!! I didn't even think anyone was going to read [inserts opinion that I think could get me into a situation surrounded by knives] as you can tell I hid it deep in the tags of reblogs of my own non-maintagged post hbhjbhjbhjbj - and even much less agree with something of it
hell yeah. to me their relationship is entirely premised on that gap between them, for better and for worse. that's how fdb can be unique to him but at the same time also puts him out of fdb's reach forever (that's why ep 30 hits hard). it's very likely llh wouldn't have continued with their relationship - at least with the degree of investment he did - if not for finding out his connection to sgd. so the familial element in it is virtually inseparable from the manner they ended up to be with each other. (like also, on top of how how lxy was literally a formative "adult" figure to bb fdb.)
while fdb thinks this is a friendship the whole time, llh actually treats fdb like a younger family member 小辈, with the front of being friends bc he was a Liar hiding his identity. and then post-identity reveal was bc he's just a Liar who doesn't feel the need to load his own problems on a younger member as an elder. (I do think this mismatched perceptions of their relationship is delicious)
also that's such a good add-on regarding dihua's relationship - particularly about the element of trust between them, which is a basis to why I can consider them friends in some dimension even back when they were more of rivals, unlike fdb with llh. like llh/fdb, they contain a paradox: being the ones who understand each other better than anyone else can but also bc they're so up close on each other that they fail to really see each other too. they're equals premised on the circumstance of them being from the same generation with a shared past (that is also part of their tragedy), but also, in a very curious space of it not being entirely mutual - simply due to llh being the person he is with the kind of conflict he's facing. (once again, all the relationships llh have are embedded with a degree of them being unrequited and it's <333 </333)
THEY REALLY ARE KILLING ME TOO IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE YEAH
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actual conversation i had with my dental hygienist
hygienist: so what did you study at university?
me: chemistry...
hygienist: damn, no wonder you look so sad!
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Current situation where I live in a “great” school district in the US of A in 2023:
School cannot hire bus drivers. No one will take the job. (Honestly GOOD FOR HER!) (Pay a living wage!)
Whenever a bus driver calls out sick, a busload of kids isn’t getting to/from school on time. I know someone whose kid’s school ended at 2:30 and they got home at 5, hours late. This kid is like 7.
School district hired a consulting firm to come up with ideas about out how to solve this problem. (Pay a living wage.)
Now they’re all “Here are our options. We can make half the schools start early so that the buses can make two trips.” (This option would put the bus arrival time before 6am for some kids.) “We could require all teaching assistants to obtain a commercial driving license before we will hire them.” (?!?!?!?) “We could allow people as young as 18 to drive the school bus.” “We could stop driving some kids (magnet schools and expanded walk zones) to school.”
Pay bus drivers a living wage.
PAY 📢 THEM 📢 A 📢 LIVING 📢 WAGE
Ask a fucking toddler on the street and they will say PAY THEM MORE. Raise the taxes, pay them more.
I just—
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It’s been said before and the fact that I’m an Izzy simp aside like having a character who survives the most certain death shit ever (shooting himself in the head at point blank) and literally being nicknamed by another character “indestructible” and then become a symbol of protection for a whole group of people die from a fucking bullet to the side that was established in universe to have no vital organs in order to “atone for his sins” or however you wanna spin it and have him say he wants to go after (see point one) literally trying to kill himself in the show that is literally about growth and betterment of the self in a cruel world that wants you dead and where the main (and mostly queer) characters survive the most batshit insane injuries is like COSMICALLY stupid writing like I don’t even understand how you get there and the fact that it’s supposed to be a kind/ happy/meaningful ending is beyond me
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Venti, in high heels. IMAGINE!
Also, I'd love to touch those big fluffy wings he has in his Archon form and use them as blankets
- 🐍 Anon
*sigh*
How dare you make me daydream anymore than I already do
Honestly though Venti probably couldn't walk in heels to save his life, so it would be quite the learning process, but I imagine he would push through it cause they'd just suit him so well
Also tall Venti oh no, what will he do
And I truly can't describe in words the sheer amount that I fantasize about his wings, I love wings I love characters with wings I love all the ideas that come along with being with a character with wings
Do you think the concept of angels exist there? And, more importantly, would an Archon be offended if I compared him to an angel???
Bro is angelic and I will die by that, I wanna just talk for hours about how beautiful he is because goddamn, his wings would be so soft and imagine they're kinda like a cats/dogs tail where he can't fully control exactly what they do, it's sort of based off his emotions
Cause, going off of that, just giving him a surprise hug and they immediately wrap around you, now you can't get away and he's just super embarrassed about it
Then, more intentionally, him draping them over you when you seem cold or sad or are really just sitting there minding your own business cause he's needy like that
He who unintentionally shields you with them when he's on edge and there's a sudden sound
There would be feathers everywhere tho, on your furniture and blankets and sheets and just absolutely everywhere
I could totally make this go so suggestive but I'm holding myself back, but yeah I love him so much and his wings are beautiful and he's beautiful and how dare you get me monologuing like this
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