#I was about to explode

[wualifiedteacher]

LEGITIMATELY

had a student ask me if I knew the lorax movie

Me: uh yes?

Student: no like THE NEW lorax movie, with the onceler

Me: new??? It came out in 2012!! it's MY MOVIE! I was YOU when that came OUT!!

Student: so yeah this cool movie called the lorax is super popular on tiktok rn

#I was about to explode #Lorax #dr suess #high school #middle school #quotes #student quotes #teachers

[eeriena]

WHAT TEH FUCK I TLQKED TO SONEONE WHI SOUNDED LIEK CORPSE LMFAOOO GOODBYE 💀

(it’s not him btw so we good 😁👍)

#corpse #corpse husband #wtfock #he fucking dropped something #my JAW #i was about to explode #corpse husband x reader #corpse x reader

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #william afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #seeing fnaf 2 movie has been fully confirmed #I’ve been thinking about scenes in the next film again #and I just wonder how that first mike and Vanessa scene will go… #like I would not blame Mike for a second of he did something like this #he has bills to pay and an Abby to feed! #Williams last fuck you truly was dying without paying Mike #like I know he exploded but still #hope you get well soon Vanessa 🩵🩵 now open your purse

[the-phantom-peach]

skyward sword… yeah <3

Crimson Loftwing

↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺

#exploding the entire Skyward Sword ost with my mind #thinking a lot about SS lately #I could fill your dash with how much art I make of this game I’m so so obsessed with it #I did some character design stuff and misc doodles for funsies so I post here #feels so nice to make art for a game I loved so much as a kid #still top 3 loz games idc #I hope younger me is happy haha #okay please stop rambling #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #skyward sword #tloz #loz #loz ss #skord #ss link #ss zelda #ss zelink #link #zelda #zelink #groose #fi #fledge #pipit #zelda art #nintendo #art #artists on tumblr #my art

[flapdoodlez]

Got a chance to draw some Valentine's Day themed designs for the merch shop of Robin Atkin Downes, the voice of the Medic! Check it out if you'd like a t-shirt or a mug with my art on it 🫶

#i just about exploded into confetti every time he did *the voice* over the phone #tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic #heavy #myart

[isjasz]

☀️⭐🌙👁️👑

This is the way you are supposed to play this game.

#dddaily4sherin #day 172!! #grian #smajor1995 #pearlescentmoon #itlwart #goodtimeswithscar #trafficblr #traffic smp #secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #life series #my art #cw blood #i had so many thoughts about this but itll be too complicated to explain it #so ill let u guys analyze it and take it how u want💥💥💥💥 #(maybe ill change my mind and ramble about it later maybeeeeee idk BHASDAHW) #explodes. cant believe we can draw scar with all the winners now it still feels like a fucking hallucination

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3

#totk spoilers #<- (? yet another schrödinger's spoiler she shows up during the beginning sequence but uhhh just 2 be safe) #totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #(I don't know the TAGS for this fandom grrgrhgrgrhg I'll decide eventually) #hiiiiiii so the uh new zelda game was good. I beat that after 140 hours like a week ago (explode emoji) #and now I'm brainrotting zelda HARD which means I have feelings about like 17 dudes all at once #we'll have to see if that means I'll bombard you with characters!! lately art's been blah but I've got some stuff cooking hopefully #hey I'm happy with this tho!! happy with tha beastie :] #this worm is my best friend

[fudgecake-charlie]

beloved friend sent me one of scar's newer tweets and i HAD to draw it

#hermitcraft #desert duo #this is so rushed and inconsistent but like WHATEVER i had fun!!!! i Needed to do something fun today #didn't they have a moment like this in last life w skizz or something?? #grian #goodtimeswithscar #art out the oven #if i have another case of ''shitpost art gets more notes than art i put a lot of effort into'' i will. not explode actually it's funny #sorry about scar's wheelchair i am not referencing anything! #this is from my vague memory of the wheelchair i had to play basketball #edit: also hi gemmy im sorry youve ended up the mcyter punching bag /j this comic is gemmy erasure

[abnormalpsychology]

#meaning all the types of love! acespec ppl ur swag #WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #humanity (affectionate) #love is the answer #love is the reason whyyyyyy do you get it #this is about undertale if you even care #undertale #deltarune #and others i guess #a wrinkle in time #storytelling #humanity #night in the woods #at end the end of everything hold on to anything *explodes* #community #ohshc #good omens #neil gaiman #doctor who #all creatures great and small #media studies #bbge.meme #healing #positivity #optimism #the indomitable human spirit #if I’m doing this bc I want this to be bigger to the queen Elizabeth tweet post #No I Didn’t. #added alt text! #hopepunk

[superbellsubways]

bonus points if they start caring for people either platonically or romantically

#feeling normal tonight (lie) (i want to explode) #electric dreams #electric dreams 1984 #hal 9000 #edgar #glados #ultrakill #commander tartar #sage sonic #metal sonic #computer #osor #objecto #tw gore #sorta #thinking so hard about robots rn sorry #edit: alt bonus points if they also become evil or a menace to someone or a group of people for shits and giggles

[babbybones]

i wish all fandom wikis a very migrate to miraheze or go fully independent

edit: i am getting way too many "what's wrong with fandom? 🥺" comments to respond to them all-- presumably mostly from people seeing this post without the reblog comments-- so please read this before asking that.

basically fandom/wikia is a corporation that hosts wikis bloated with intrusive ads, and they are actively hostile to both their users and to independent wikis (to the point of banning wiki admins for attempting to migrate to another platform & buying up specific domains so they can't be used). their use of SEO techniques means their wikis will usually show up as the top result in google searches, even above objectively superior wikis. they recently bought out Gamespot, GameFAQs, Giant Bomb, Metacritic, and others, and they will sometimes attempt to buy out independent wikis (like Bulbapedia)

#i feel like i've griped about stuff on the UT/DR wikis before but honestly they're doing their best #and i think what i actually hate most is Fandom. explode #text post

[evilesbiautism]

"ok but are you diagnosed" what are you a cop.

#reminder that being diagnosed as autistic/ otherwise disabled is meant to help YOU. #if abled ppl expect u to justify every little thing u say abt ur experiences as (insert disability) they should explode #also if you dont wanna get officially diagnosed bc it will make your life harder no one will judge you. if they do theyre assholes #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism pride #adhd #actually adhd #actuallyadhd #only tagging this as adhd and autism bc its all I am. however this can be about Literally any disability

[killjo-q]

Some farcille before bed...

#wip? idk i dont think i have the energy to make more of this fasfas #Needed tot sketch something about them before i explode #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato #my art

[jangmi-latte]

BOSS WAIT I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK RN AND I'M LITERALLY POSTING THIS WITH A NEBULIZER ON MY MF FACE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DON'T COME AT ME LIKE THIS MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S GETTING HIGH STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #i legit can't lose my shit rn or else the chord of the nebuliser's gonna wrap around my neck BWKFNKAJFKAKFKAJDKWK #CLAMLY STARING WITH BULGING EYEBALLS WHILE MY MOM EYES MY LIKE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE ANY MINUTE #i need aN oxYGEN TANK ASAP