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soulinkpoetry · 3 months
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Some people make you feel rich by leaving kisses on your soul and a smile on your face that could last you a lifetime.
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zpxz · 6 months
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Hey what y’all want, I js got my paycheck so I’m gonna treat y’all to smth and shiz
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consulting-criminal · 2 years
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Do you wanna go on a date that includes a five star meal, excellent wine and a side of arson?
~ Stella
If you pay. I need my money for other things🙄 Arson sounds excellent!
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thee-rockefeller5 · 11 hours
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why only that hotel? are your taste buds gold plated?
Well, they might as well be. *smirks, propping feet up on table* Only the finest for this Rockefeller.
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zimmbzon · 7 months
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There’s nothing like a new hyper-ixation and sunshine! I can do ALL THE THINGS. Is this what crack feels like?
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anna-scribbles · 7 months
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last one i promise(<—lie)
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this was funnier in my head
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ifwebefriends · 4 months
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flowersforfrancis · 4 months
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melotuzu · 1 year
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200k in ensk!
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soulinkpoetry · 25 days
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It turns out you can live lavishly with the most modest of incomes.
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine. 
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 
“You’re not Constantine.” . 
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
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dhduhfjdjidjfjf · 3 months
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Feeling incredibly stressed about the fact that every time Lou stated fabian was inviting people to his house, Brennan would ask specifying questions on WHO is invited and the answer would be “everyone even the freshman!” Or “every one in class” like NOOO THE RAT GRINDERS ARE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE FABIAN!!! THEY ARE IN UR HOUSE!!! IN YOUR WALLS RN !! DANGER!!🚨
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thee-rockefeller5 · 3 days
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*makes face* Yuck, thanks but no thanks. I only eat ice cream from the Baccarat Hotel. Anything else is just- *shakes head, disgusted* in poor taste.
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I hate it here
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Let this be a lesson against believing politicians lies.
Keeping wealth concentrated in the 1% is the end goal of capitalism.
They will do whatever is necessary to keep the working class desperate and dependent on the system that impoverishes them.
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mushramoo · 10 months
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I been talking to a lot of ppl w cats lately (I volunteer at an animal shelter) and I didn’t know this needed to be said but
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DECLAW YOUR CAT.
Declawing sounds very normal to people who aren’t educated on it so let me show you what it actually is.
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As you might notice from the diagram, the claw is attached to a small bone at the very end of a cat’s paw. They are fused to this bone, which on a human hand would be where your last knuckle is (the one right before your nail). When someone gets a cat declawed, they aren’t just removing the claw.
The entire last digit of the cat’s paw is removed. (See below)
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This severely impedes the cat’s ability to balance itself, is extremely painful for them, and can make the cat extremely aggressive because it no longer has one of its main defense mechanisms! It can also cause many other medical issues down the line including infection, necrosis, and some cats are never able to walk correctly again. Most cats that have this done never fully recover from the procedure and are in constant chronic pain.
It is extremely inhumane and is illegal in only two states at the time I’m writing this!!!! (Maryland and New York) Cats should only have this procedure if it is a life or death situation, never just because someone finds a cat being a cat inconvenient for them. Don’t get a cat if you don’t want to be scratched or have some ruined furniture. If you want more information on this topic, I’d recommend Jackson Galaxy’s YouTube video on it, and to read up on some articles I will link in the comments.
I know I don’t usually post about these types of things, but it’s made me extremely angry to hear people mention getting their cats declawed so flippantly as if it doesn’t ruin the cat’s life, and always for an asinine reason like “they scratched my couch” or “they scratch my kids” THOSE ARE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS A CAT OWNER. Treat your kids and peers to treat animals with respect, or don’t get a cat.
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