#It was almost to good...

[drops-of-universe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

#its so good to be home after almost two days going here and there and interacting and talking and listening and and and #text

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

#this is almost verbatim something I told my partner #she suggested it'd be a good tumblr post so I'm putting it out in the wild #you're welcome #words of sheoth

[goldensunset]

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #this post was about volo pokémon. among others #i have seen almost every fandom i’ve ever even heard of tagged here. good for y’all ig

[macroglossus]

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

#SORRY MOMMY #reminded bc i’ve eaten almost a full bag of peppermints in like two days #they’re just. so so good

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard #i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine???? #that was almost 2 months ago???? #crazy #Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya #good omens #good omens series two #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #angel crowley #angel aziraphale #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #comic #fan comic

[givemeasword-callmequeen]

A pretty - out of my league - girl talked to me today on one of those online platforms & she was so kind. So flirty. So charming.

& now I think it might be just a April joke.

#I checked out her profile. She has that account since 2018. She has no pictures. But she sent me three of them... #But you can get easily random pictures of people from the internet... She told me that she is looking for something serious. #We also talked a bit about books & I think nobody who would joke around would talk about books... #She didn't asked for my phone number & didn't asked weird questions... #It was almost to good... #She also wrote “I can't believe you answered me. YOU are way prettier than I am” #It is suspicious... #This is going to be an April joke #I can feel it... #Would also be a sign that I finally deleted my account their #givemeaswordpersonal

[lavendervirgos]

A relationship should be 50/50: I wear the sundress you like and you fuck me silly in it.

#text #mine #sundress season is almost upon us 😍 #relationship goals #d/s #i need this in my life #fr33use #free use toy #cnc k!nk #dumb slvt #bd/sm daddy #daddy's babygirl #free use slvt #daddy's good girl #cnc fr33use #free use kink #cnc free use #fill my pussy #abuse k1nk #fill my holes #somno fantasy #submisive and breedable #cnc somno #somno breeding #roughfuck #rough kink #rough cnc #nsft concept #bd/sm community

[ayo-edebiri]

Sounds a bit unlikely.

#goodomensedit #good omens spoilers #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #tusercora #tuserrobin #usertom #tuserpris #tuserhan #userpayton #userallisyn #userzo #usergiu #usersaoirse #alivedean #nessa007 #good morning it's almost 5pm <3

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

#welcome home art #wally darling #welcome home wally #adorable #my mom did this for my birthday #What a fantastic surprise #I love her so much #i almost cried fr #Cake Wally fr #She even looked up canon pictures of him to get it right #Guys #i cant breath #i ate his head #And I cried while doing it #Y’all Wally tastes so good

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[dudedidujust]

Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.

Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.

#Damian looking at the manor: its free real estate #he almost writes off red hood but after finding out his identity he switches to trying to lure him yo his side #jason gets the head of a random thug who was bothering him on his doorstep #damian: im gonna be a better batman than batman. I'll sway all his allies to my side and then there'll be no complaints when i take over #everyone else: he's such a sweet kid. sorta prickly but he has a good heart ❤️ #damian wayne #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #they all thinks he's trying so hard to be accepted into the fam when infact he's trying to get to the top

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

[shootingstarrfish]

shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

#third barbatos in a row.... but whos counting haha :D #listen i was working on maid belphie and then clip studio paint crashed when i was almost done and i lost a good chunk of progress #sooo im processing my feelings through barbatos or whatever #aka hes pretty and i like him :) #obey me #my art #omswd #digital art #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #barbatos #obey me barbatos

[karalynlovescake]

After having the conversation multiple times about how many people (myself included) had stopped writing for years until the Sandman on Netflix came along and grabbed us by the neck.

And after watching the screaming reactions to Good Omens season 2, (and all the meta and analysis and thoughts about plot structure, and suggestions for what makes sense for season 3.)

I have decided that Neil Gaiman's secret agenda is not the screaming or the angst.

I think his secret agenda is to make us all WRITE.

#neil gaiman #the sandman netflix #good omens #it's working #i wrote over 150k words in the last year #after writing almost nothing for the previous five

[akanemnon]

To be fair, she found the letter on the floor of the school hallway...

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #undertale #utdr #crossover #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #deltarune fanart #undertale fanart #kris dreemurr #frisk #susie deltarune #alphys #well at least there was no cross dimensional shipping arc #but it sure bamboozled susie #the toriel not wanting kids to pass love letters in school is also a little reference #mainly to how she made Alphys change her desktop background #or how the dreemurrs went to chuch almost every day after bratty convinced asriel to give her his first kiss in truth or dare #she's got good intentions #but just likes to go a little overboard sometimes #kris your pica is showing again #just because the letter smells like sushi doesn't mean it tastes like it too

[yanderespamton78]

Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

#FUN FACT : charlie isnt my real name :] #i decided to go with the name charlie because i didnt wanna use my real name and i like the name charlie #my parents were gonna call me charlie when i was born but didnt in the end #i dont really know why i dont just tell you lot my real name because its a super common name #another thing that using a diff name online has caused is me seeing “charlie” almost as a different person #theres “[wearegonnapretendiputmyrealnamehere]” and then theres “Charlie” and they are two different people in my mind #idk aksjffhkajsshdka #anyways this is the second poll ive made today what is my deal with polls #i should make a seperate poll tag for all my fucking polls that i make #I MAKE A LOT #ill tag all my polls when i think of a good name lol #anyways woah i got a bit rambly there #did i make a whole ass poll just because i thought you might find it interesting that my real name wasnt charlie? #yes. yes i did. #(DO NOT take this as me not wanting you lot to call me charlie i would prefer you use that name over anything else lol) #polls #tumblr polls #random polls