#Justin Cone

[myoldboyfriends]

Justin Cone & Jayson Blair

#wet #pecs #Justin Cone #Jayson Blair #muah #vids

[wornoutspines]

From Scratch | Trailer

#FromScratch wasn't on my radar at all but it looks like a good cry. #zoesaldana #Netflixseries #upcoming

Writer: Tembi Locke (Novel) and Attica Locke Director: Dennie Gordon and Nzingha Stewart Stars: Zoe Saldana, Eugenio Mastrandrea, Danielle Deadwyler, Keith David Synopsis: An American woman falls in love with a Sicilian man while studying abroad in Italy. Streaming October 21st on Netflix If you’re interested in the source material, help us by getting them from the link below: From Scratch:…

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#Alessandro Lui #Attica Locke #Based on a book #Based on a graphic novel #Based on a novel #Based on Comics #Book adaptation #Book to TV #Carlos Arellano #Danielle Deadwyler #Dennie Gordon #Doug Locke #Drama #Elizabeth Anweis #Eugenio Mastrandrea #From Scratch #Jonathan Dylan King #Joseph Vassallo #Judith Scott #Justin Cone #Keith David #Kellita Smith #Lorenzo Pozzan #Lucia Sardo #Medalion Rahimi #Melanie Minichino #Netflix #netflix original series #Nzingha Stewart #Paride Benassai

[itsallmadonnasfault]

#Madonna #2023 #Celebration Tour #Gaultier #corset #cone bra #iconic #Vogue #Justin Teodoro #illustration #Madonna art #Madonna 2023 #Queen Of Pop #The Celebration Tour

[dazyskiie-luv]

★ Incorrect quotes (but by me and my friends)

— mentions of death, overbloting, therapy ((since some people like to avoid it as if it'd kill you)), sebek hate 😵‍💫, and male reader

[Name]: if you got killed by a flying banana how would you feel

Idia: A WHAT

[Name]: a flying banana

Idia: well do i know its going to kill me

[Name]: so true

Idia: YES OR N

[Name]: i read thay wro.

[Name]: umm

[Name]: ur choice

Idia: well

Idia: if i know its goung to kill me id cry

Idia: however if i was caught by surprise id peobably question everyrhing in that moment

Idia: why did i get killed by a flying banana? how did i get killed by a flying banana? why was the banana flying? how did it have enough strength to kill me? was it destined for me to be killed by a flying banana??? who threw the banana????

Jade: Azul said he'd feel betrayed

Azul: Well.. I mean I got killed by a banana

Azul: Was it because I ate your family

Azul: My fault.

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[Name]: LILLA HOW TF U SURVVING ALL THESE HURRICANES AND RAINPOURS

[Name]: LAWD

lilla: lol

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Sliver: im sos eleph

[Name]: sleep

Sliver 5 hours later: are u a wizard.

Sliver: i fell asleep :(

[Name], not looking up from his paper: idk probably

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[Name]: im doing therapeutic exercises 😠

Riddle: thera what

[Name]: therapeutic

[Name]: therapy exercises

[Name] who's slowly being covered in blot: (i dont have a therapist)

Overblot [Name]: ((i just remember this))

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Azul: sounds like me tbh

[Name] grabbing a gun: we are too alike, one of us gotta die.

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[Name]: wishing i was drowninf in a lake rn.

Ruggie: emo ahh

[Name]: YOU.

[Name]: this is my 19th reason

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Cater to [Name]: My favorite pookie wookie pie with whipped cream and sprinkles and those wafer things i forgot what they were called but they're like sticks filled with chocolate idk <3

Yuu looking horrified: Are you tired

Yuu: Is this why you're saying this stuff

Cater: no

Cater: I am tired but this is just me being me!

Yuu: I should've known....

[Name]: My eyes are teary up.

[Name] with tears running down his face: I feel like I've been violated in the worst way possible.

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Floyd: Bro said "its fine i can do it" and his jose grew

[Name]: I was about to say "bro lied too much"...

[Name]: bird beak.

Floyd: BHWJAHAH

Floyd: bro got that crane beak 💔

[Name]: traffic cone!

Floyd: ong!

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Idia: fi udbprays tofay 🗣🔥⁉️

[Name]: did u pray today?!

Lilla: fi i ibuprofen fowhsay

Idia: IBUPROFEN????

[Name]: so true honestly

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[Name] reading a sign saying "marry me": .

Austin: If you say yes I'll feel happy

Belphie: I can't say die to a child....

Neige: You say die to me

Belphie: Die.

Neige: See what I mean.

Neige: This is why I put a bomb in one of your drawers and hadn't set it off yet.

Belphie: U PUT A BOMB IN ONE OF MY DR.

* Belphie and Austin are my rsa ocs ! Beauty and the beast & Sleeping Beauty :3

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Ortho holding a sign to [Name]: I think your pretty

Ace: u used the wrong your

Ortho: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DAD SHOULD'VE USED? A CONDOM.

Ace: WHAT.

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Idia: is this justin bebiber???

Idia: beiber

Idia: beiber

Idia: be]

Idia: yeah

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[Name] talking about Sebek: Hope he trips and cracks open like an egg.

Ace: HELP ME.

Yuu: same ong

[Name]: sunnyside up for breakfast guys!

Deuce trying not to laugh: SUNNYSIDE UP US CRAZY.

[Name]: I'M RE-PURPOSING HIM.

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some screenshots for context 😵‍💫.... n word slur usage btw

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #cw death mention #twst x male reader #twisted wonderland x male reader #x male reader #x reader #🪐:MaxWrites.exe #🪐: MaxTalks.exe

[wonda-fhr]

Here are two short scenes about a normal evening of my favorite mob boss Justin Rosedale. It's time to shed some more light on him.

Different kisses

"Why don't you ever eat with us, Boss?" The blunt question earns Ward some scowls from his comrades, who have learned not to question the boss's quirks, but to accept them.

Justin smiles, as he always does. A smile that doesn't give the slightest hint of his true mood, but still lulls you into a sense of security. But his tone is light and playful, this kind of curiosity doesn't seem to bother him.

"I just want to spare you the lipstick on the cutlery." He always eats alone, eating brings too much movement to the facial muscles. A weak spot for the artificial skin that he has neatly applied to his face, and which has not been noticed by those around him. He is always paying attention to whether people's eyes or thoughts are searching for the flaws in his face. But either his crew doesn't care about his face at all, or his total artwork of hair, skin prosthetics and makeup works so well that they really haven't noticed anything yet.

Amused, Justin swipes an olive from Ward's pizza, winks, places it on his tongue, and lets it slowly disappear behind his blood-red lips. "Don't worry, I know how to put things in my mouth."

The others can't hold back their giggles as Ward blushes slightly. "I told you never to mess with the boss, my friend." Pelayo teases Ward even more, having a great time. Slowly, Justin creeps around the table until he is next to Pelayo, who has been teasing Ward lately for any attention paid to Justin. His fingers dance over Pelayo's shoulders, who puts down his silverware and stiffens, as if he has to brace himself for an attack he can't stop.

"You're telling your friend not to ask me a question that makes him curious? Even though the same question can be read as clearly in your own mind as if you were speaking it? And there are others…" Unexpectedly, Justin presses his lips to Pelayo's, who puts his hands on his own thighs to resist the temptation to touch his boss. Grinning diabolically, Justin straightens up and releases the stunned Mexican from the kissing attack.

"There you go, my dear. Now you can find out for yourself how bad lipstick really is when it comes to washing dishes." The rest of the crew go wild with amusement while Justin, smiling coquettishly, retreats to let his people finish their meal in peace.

He listens in fascination to the thoughts of the others while staring at his phone, seeing nothing, and is startled when it suddenly begins to vibrate in his hand. A short message, like the ones he often receives. 'I'm leaving now,' Chen writes, no invitation, no control, just the information that he's going to the dog park now and complete freedom for Justin to do what he wants with that information.

"Everything okay, boss?" asks the calm voice of Boris, who is on his way to the fridge with two glasses. So often underestimated how attentive he is, Justin thinks, putting the smile back on his face, the absence of which Boris had noticed.

"Everything is fine, don't worry. I'm going to go for a walk. Take the garbage with you, I don't want to be greeted by the smell of pizza tomorrow. Bye, sweethearts." With a perfect smile on his lips, he waves to his crew once more, throws on the pink jacket with the fur collar and disappears outside.

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Half an hour later he enters the dog park. Normally he would be more inconspicuous in this place, but there was no time to change. The pale light from the few lanterns casts deep black shadows and makes the park seem ghostly. The sounds of the few dogs that are still on the move seem more menacing when you see their happily jumping figures interrupted by the deep blackness. As if they were teleporting from one cone of light to another.

A gray figure emerges from a deep shadow and races toward him. Spoon jumps around, happy to have found his playmate, and snatches at the fur collar that is a tempting toy. The happy dog makes no attempt to leave his side, even though Chen is nowhere to be seen.

Justin gives Spoon his full attention, taking off his jacket and letting him chase the fur. He hates being tested like this, he's just not sure if Chen is testing his ability to find him or the strength of his own control over his mind. After a few minutes of boisterous romping and a dusty jacket with drooled fur, Justin straightens up and his green eyes cut into one of the impenetrable shadows.

"The harder you try to hide, the faster I know where you are. You're thinking the wrong way."

Slowly, the discovered man saunters closer. "Wrong way?"

"Suppressing thoughts frantically shines brighter than if you were just thinking about yellow ducklings."

"I'll remember that." Chen's expression softens, he keeps his hands in his pockets, not trusting them to keep the necessary distance. One kiss and everything has become much more complicated than it already was. "I'm glad you came."

"Let's walk a bit and talk about the dog or something. Come on, Spooni, let's go." Jumping exuberantly, he quickly motivates the dog back to another round of chasing the jacket.

"I was once told by a woman that the Greyhound is a very stately, noble breed of dog. When I see him tearing up your jacket, I see very little nobility in him."

Laughing, Justin interrupts the game and falls in step beside Chen, and they continue their walk through the shadows. "The woman was right, Alexander the Great had a greyhound and King Canute of England once decided that only nobles could keep one, every commoner was punished for it. So you should be thankful every day that you can call such a noble animal your friend."

Chen chuckles softly, unable to take his eyes off the inscrutable colorful creature at his side. " Why do you know such a thing?"

"Why not? Some time ago, I had the wish to have a dog. I read a pretty extensive encyclopedia about dog breeds, and I don't forget what I read." A sad undertone colors Justin's voice, and no standard smile hides his emotions. Here at the dog park, life is a little more real for him. The dogs never fell for his facade, so it became unnecessary.

"What kind of dog did you want?" Chen takes his chance, in this area he can sympathize, maybe create a more stable connection or just find a new facet.

Justin smiles thoughtfully, briefly lost in one of the few fond memories of the past few years. "I kept a neighbor's dog when she was in a car accident and had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks. He was the most wonderful animal I have ever known. He was so charming and cheerful that he always managed to make me laugh. His name was Hector and he was a black pug. Such a wonderful companion that so many people just call ugly and don't take a closer look. I felt terrible when she picked him up again."

"I remember how it is." Chen leaves it open, but Justin clearly senses that he knows both statements from experience. "Why didn't you get your own?"

"Because it wouldn't be fair to drag a dog into my messed up life just because I would like to have a friend."

"Says the man who lives a middle class life in hero's retirement, without danger and excitement?" Chen stops and looks at Justin's back, who stops a few steps later.

Justin takes a deep breath and abruptly turns on his heel, energetically closing the distance to Chen until their noses almost touch. He stares icily into Chen's eyes and his voice hisses a cold "Leave it Chen!"

But Chen doesn't back down an inch. "Never," he says calmly, but the "kiss me" of his thoughts rings louder in Justin's head. Chen still has his hands in his pockets. He doesn't reach for him, doesn't say anything, doesn't push, just lets the thought speak for itself and waits to see what happens.

Justin raises his hand to Chen's face, sliding the back of his hand across his cheek before tracing his lips with a blood-red nail. He can feel Chen's tension rising, though he remains calm and completely restrained. "I've kissed so many lips that I thought I knew everything about it. Until you made me feel like I knew nothing. You're going to destroy me, Wei Chen. And there's nothing I can do but knowingly walk into my doom."

Without haste, Justin places his lips on Chen's, deeply imprinting every second in his memory, from the first gentle contact to the devoted play of their tongues. When their eyes meet again, he pulls Chen's hand from his pocket and gently places it on his left cheek. Justin shudders at the touch he has caused himself. Then, without another word, he disappears into the shadows of the night.

The picture always reminds me of him. Hidden in the darkness between his glitz and glamour.

#fhr #fhr sidestep #justin rosedale #my most unpredictable and recalcitrant darling #steelstep #spoon is also there

[kinderartifact4]

First post on my Magic AU! Someone was interested in it, so, before I start on answering that ask I thought I’d post the species I’ve assigned to the characters for now. Just the hosts, gen 1 cast, and Emma & Kitty for now. Quite a few of them don’t have additional info because I couldn’t think of anything significant.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

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Chris & Chef- Humans

+Chris still hosts TD

+They’re both pretty much the exact same

+Chris is a little bit nicer though

Blaineley- Human

Don- Human

Josh- Human

Noah- Angel

+Burrowing Owl Wings

+Mage (very skilled in magic)

+Telekinetic

+Alias among humans during the war was “Thunderbird” (might change)

+Dated Cody after WT, but he broke it off due to religious backlash.

+He knows how to speak demon

Cody- Ajror Demon

+Blue Jay Wings

+Genetic magic, like all demons

+Deathly afraid of Driders, specifically the giant variety, so Phobia Factor definitely plays out differently for him

+He got the Cone of Shame during World Tour

+The whole “mauled by a bear” thing happens a bit differently; that bear was also fighting for it’s life, it was an equal opportunity mauling

+Tried so hard to court Noah during action and WT, but he didn’t do so well because he tried to be somewhat subtle this time around but Noah didn’t know what demon courting customs looked like so it flew right over his head.

+Cody was the one who kickstarted the revolution that lead to the war.

+His mother’s side of the family is Ajror nobility, so by default Cody is also nobility.

Emma & Kitty- Angels

+Magpie Wings

+Emma knows how to use a sword

+Kitty knows basic healing magic

+Emma and Jake’s break up played out differently in this AU

+To put it short, he was a specist prick who made it very clear he thought Emma looked better without her wings (for context, an Angel without their wings looks exactly like a human)

+Emma definitely still had her own flaws, but still

Eva- Satyr

Izzy- Halfbreed

+3/4 Demon, 1/4 Naga

+Tokë Demon(plant variety)

+Alias among humans during the war was “Wildfire”

+One thing she got from being part Naga is her sense of smell; she can track people kinda like a bloodhound

Heather- Drider

+Magical knowledge is limited to making herself look more human

+Glamour magic, if you will

+Wild-Born

+She basically domesticated herself

+Type of venom is non-lethal, aka paralyzing

+She HAD siblings when she was little

Alejandro- Human

+Doesn’t have magic during the show, but discovers he has a magic ability known as “leeching” during the war

Sierra- Human

Duncan- Neko

+Lives up to his species ‘thief’ stereotype

+Really good at what he does too

Gwen- Naga

+Wild-Born

+Still claustrophobic, which is ironic because wild nagas typically live in burrows

+Uses glamour magic to make herself look more human

Owen- Naga

+Not Wild-Born

+Uses glamour magic

Trent- Mer

+Siren subspecies

+Uses magic through singing, but can also channel it through instruments

Bridgette- Mer

Justin- Elf

Ezekiel- Harpy

+Nobody likes him that much because of how his species is viewed, Noah especially

+Tries too hard to show he’s nothing like how his kind is depicted

DJ- Human

Courtney- Human

Leshawna- Human

Geoff- Human

Harold- Human

+No magic, typical human

+However he knows a lot about the other species customs and cultures and such

Tyler- Satyr

Lindsay- Faun

Beth- Human

Katie- Demon or Mer

Sadie- Demon or Mer

(Sadie and Katie will be updated when I make up my mind, any help with that would be appreciated)

#tdi #total drama #total drama au #total drama island #td au #td chris #td chef #td blaineley #td don #td noah #td cody #tdrr emma #td kitty #td eva #td izzy #td heather #td alejandro #td sierra #td duncan #td gwen #td owen #td trent #td bridgette #td justin #td ezekiel #td dj #td harold #td tyler #td courtney #Magic ✨ AU

[ijumpbridges]

do a headcanon of doctor clef,dr kondraki,scp 076,scp 049,scp2396 after the first time with y/n

After the first time

(Ft. Scp 049, Scp 076,Scp 2396, Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki)

Hello babygirl 👹

I said no nsfw but… we can make arrangements when it comes to my homgirls, here you go babygirl:

❗️NSFW AHEAD❗️

Scp 049: Like that - Doja Cat

A but awkward afterwards.

Asks you how are you.

Asks you if you need anything.

The first thing he is thinking is if you are tired to make you comfortable.

He brings that plan B (if you need it).

He makes sure you are not in pain too.

He lets you sleep on the bed while he gets up to keep working on his cure for the pestilence.

Really not much happens from his side since he is not used to doing this type of stuff a lot.

Beautiful pro-tip from yours truly: Dont take any medicine coming from that dusty crusty muddy ass bag from him, maybe you bring your safety kit yourself.

Scp 076: Closer - Nine Inch Nails

This one doesn’t even know what to do.

He wont let you go and pulls you close.

You gotta do the aftercare quickly.

Because the moment you don’t do it and he pulls you into his grip you will fall asleep.

And wake up with everything being a mess

Makes sure no one sees you.

Yes, of course you both are doing it on his cell.

You may get remove because he destroyed the cameras because he thought i would be disgraceful if others that weren’t him seeing your naked body.

He will always cover you up and try to tell other to go away.

He asks you how are you and what can he do to make you to make you feel better since he wants to help.

He will compliment you in how good you did on him.

Overall its an okey with him too, it could be better, but at least you didn’t get taken away naked from his cell.

Scp 2396: Kitty Kat I - Megan thee Stallion

A little bit of a tease.

But in a good way.

The way that you moan and might as well tell you how you moaned her name.

She praises you.

Gets you candy or snack that have candy

If you are not tired makes popcorn and puts on a movie and cuddles with you.

You might fall asleep on her

Since you are guard she will breach containment the next day.

She will try to tease you and tell you how good you did for her.

Afterwards she will give you a kiss on the cheek and finally comply onto taking her to her cell.

And even there she will try to lure you in but not in a way to do it again more like she is trying to get you excited so you can cone and visit her again.

Dr Clef: SexyBack - Justin Timberlake

Not even a chance to even process anything and starts teasing you.

He teases you that night.

He teases you the next day, the noises that you made.

And then the day afterwrads.

He teases you for like either 3 or the whole week.

The after care is okey.

He makes sure you are okey and brings you water.

Kisses.

You two might talk for a little before either you fall asleep on his bed or clean up yourself and go home.

Avoid this man at all cost the next day cuz he will find you and embarrass you.

And he did find you the next day and embarrassed.

Dr Kondraki:Tome mi Foto - Ayesha Erotica

Drunk sex with him🔛🔝

No surprise, since he is an alcoholic.

You were the one topping too.

After it, the after care is really weird.

So its either awkward or not.

If you two are dating (and if you are okey with it) he will take pics of you afterwards and in process too.

So he is after that camera trying to take a pic and add it to his collection.

if dating to the collections he has of you.

Then probably get some water and try to clean you up.

He is not the best but he tries.

He tries to reach out for tissues and clean you up.

Not the cuddle type but if you tried to he wont move unless he needs to.

Friendly reminder everyone to stay safe. Maybe i should write nsfw, anyway i finish all my request really fast and y’all don’t request anything on me.

#scp x reader #scp 049 x reader #scp 076 x reader #scp 2396 x reader #dr clef x reader #dr kondraki x reader #scp 076 #scp 049 #scp 2396 #dr clef #dr kondraki

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+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis

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Dicks can be referred to in a variety of ways. A collection of more than 800 additional words for the penis in alphabetical order is provided in this article. This list includes both common slang terminology and more uncommon and obscure words that are all related to the penis.

+800 Different Words for Penis: A Comprehensive List

Anaconda

Antenna

Appendage

Armadillo

Arrow

Baby maker

Baguette

Bald Avenger

Bald-headed giggle stick

Bally Wacker

Banana

Banger

Baseball bat

Baton

Bayonet

Beast

Beef bayonet

Beef whistle

Bellend

Big boy

Big guy

Biscuit

Bishop

Black mamba

Blastocyst

Blood sausage

Blue-veined custard chucker

Blue-veined junket pumper

Boaby

Bobbin

Bollocks

Bologna pony

Bolt

Bone

Boner

Booboo

Boom stick

Boot

Bopper

Botswana beef bayonet

Bouncer

Bouncing Betty

Braciole

Brain

Branch

Bratwurst

Broccoli

Broccoli spear

Brown trout

Brownie

Brutus and the Twins

Bubble

Bubble gum machine

Buckaroo

Buckwheat

Buddah's belly button

Buffalo soldier

Bulge

Bull

Bull's-eye

Bully beef

Bully stick

Bum tickler

Bumper

Burrito

Buster

Butt dart

Butterbean

Button

Caber

Cabeza

Cactus

Cadbury's c

Cajones

Camel toe

Cane

Cannoli

Captain winky

Capuchin

Carrot

Cervix sentinel

Chameleon

Champignon

Cheese log

Cheesestick

Chef's special

Cherub

Chicken

Chico stick

Choad

Chode

Chopper

Chowder

Christmas goose

Chub

Chubby

Chuck Dickens

Cigar

Cinnamon roll

Clam

Classic

Clit stick

Cloak

Clock

Club

Cobra

Cock

Cod

Colossus

Commander

Cone

Conga

Conquistador

Consolation prize

Cookie

Corkscrew

Corn dog

Cornholio

Cornish game hen

Corporal

Cossack

Cougar bait

Coxcomb

Crank

Crankshaft

Creamer

Crimper

Crimson mushroom

Crinkle-cut

Crown jewels

Crunchwrap

Crème de la crème

Cucumber

Cummerbund

Custard launcher

Cylinder

D's

Dagger

Dallas Dangler

Danger noodle

Darth Vader

Deep sea diver

Dick

Dickas Hilton

Ding dong

Ding-dong

Dingaling

Dipstick

Disco stick

Dismount

Divining rod

DJ

Dog

Doggy

Dolly

Dong

Donkey

Doorknob

Dope stick

Dork

Dormouse

Double barrel

Double dragon

Downstairs department

Drainpipe

Driller

Drumstick

Dude piston

Dumb stick

Dutch courage

Dutch rudder

Excalibur

Firehose

Franks and beans

Gerald

Gherkin

Giggeli

Goldfinger

Groin

Hammer

hammer of love

Hammer of Thor

handle

hard drive

Hard-on

hardware

hatchet wound

he-man

heat-seeking missile

heat-seeking moisture missile

helmet

herbie

Hercules

high hard one

hoo-ha

hoo-hoo

hook

horn

Hose

hose

hot dog

hot rod

hot sausage

Humphrey

hymie

iceberg

Indiana Bones

Jack in the box

Jack's magic beanstalk

Jackhammer

jammy

janitor in the hallway

java

javelin

jawbreaker

Jedi

Jefferson

jelly doughnut

Jenny Craig

Jerry

jiffy stick

Jimmy

Jizz Launcher

John Henry

John Johnson

Johnson

Jorma

Joy-stick

Joystick

joystick

Judge

Juicy fruit

jumbo

Jumper

Junior

Junk

junk

justin

Justus

Kaiser

kebab

Keck

Kennedy

kielbasa

King Ding Dong

King Kong

King Richard

King size

King snake

King's scepter

King's sword

Kipper

Kitty

Knob

Knobgoblin

Knobhead

Knobkerrie

Knobstick

Kraken

Krull the Warrior King

Kulli

Kyrpä

L'Engin

L'Outil

L'Unita

Lady-pleaser

Laidy's lollypop

Lance

Lancer

Lava flow

Leader

Leaky faucet

Leatherman

Lechon

Leek

Leg

Leg of lamb

Leg of mutton

Leggy

Lemon

Lemondrop

Length

Lengthy

Leo

Leosaurus

Leper

Leroy

Leviathan

Libido

Lick

Lickety-split

Lighthouse

Lightning rod

Lil' bro

Lil' willy

Lily

Lima

Limber dick

Limber jimmy

Limbo

Limousine

Limp biscuit

Limp noodle

Limp penis

Limp-dick

Limp-jim

Limpkin

Lincoln

Lindy

Lingam

Link

Linty

Lion

Lipstick

Liquidator

Liquor stick

Lissome

Little birdie

Little bro

Little chap

Little guy

Little head

Little john

Little man

Little peter

Little soldier

Little willy

Lizard

Lizard tongue

Locomotive

Log

Lollipop

Long Dong Silver

Long dong silver

Long fellow

Long john

Long johnson

Long one

Long stick

Longfellow

Longfellow diller

Longhorn

Longie

Longjohn

Longshanks

Longstaff

Magic Mike

Magic stick

Magic Wand

Magic wand

Manhood

Meat Scepter

Meat stick

Member

Micropenis

Mini-me

Missile

Moby Dick

Mojo

Monster

Mount Vesuvius

Mr. Happy

Mr. Winky

Mule

Mushroom

Mushroom Head

Mutton

Myrtle

Nard

Nether rod

One-eye Pete

One-Eyed Monster

One-eyed monster

One-Eyed Snake

One-eyed trouser snake

One-eyed wonder weasel

Organ

Package

Packer

Packing heat

Pecker

Pee-Pee

Pee-pee

Peen

Pencil

Pencil dick

Penile appendage

Penile shaft

Penile tissue

Penile unit

Penile weapon

Penis

Pepperoncini

Peter

Phallos

Phallus

Piece

Pink Oboe

Pintle

Pipe

Pistol

Piston

Pleasure Stick

Plonker

Pocket Rocket

Pogo stick

Poker

Pole

Popcorn

Pork Sword

Prick

Private

Private part

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

Purple-helmeted trouser snake

Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love

Purple-helmeted warrior of love

Purple-helmeted yogurt thrower

Python

Quiver bone

Ramrod

Ranger

Rascal

Red-capped mushroom

Rod

Root of Jesse

Rude boy

Sausage

Scepter

Schlong

Schwanz

Schwanzstucker

Schwetty balls

Scooby Snack

Screwdriver

Scrod

Scrotum

Sea monster

Secret weapon

Shaft

Shillelagh

Shiv

Shlong

Skin Flute

Skin flute

Skinner

Slingblade

Slug

Slugger

Smacker

Snake

Snapper

Soldier

Spam javelin

Spear

Speed Bump

Speedboat

Spigot

Spigot of love

Spitstick

Spitter

Sponge

Spongebob

Sprout

Spunk gun

Spurt gun

Squirt gun

Staff

Stallion

Stand

Stand up

Starfruit

Stick

Stiffie

Stiffy

Stinger

Stock

Stone

Stone of David

Stonehenge

Stonker

Stopper

Striker

Stud

Stump

Submarine

Sugar stick

Super soaker

Supercock

Surfboard

Swamp lizard

Swansong

Sweetmeat

Swiss Army Penis

Swizzle stick

Sword

Tabasco

Tadger

Tail

Tall tommy

tally

Tallywacker

tallywhacker

Tang

Tank

tapa

Tassle

Tasty pastry

tater

Tazmanian devil

Tea and crumpets

Tea stick

Telescoping tower

Tent peg

Testicle

Testicles

testicular tissue

testiculi

testies

testons

testosterbone

The anaconda

The baton

The big guy

the big vein

the bishop

The blue-veined custard chucker

The chopper

The cone

the conga

The cyclops

The ding dong

The Dipstick

The dong

The driver

The dude piston

the eye of the needle

the family jewels

the flagpole

The flesh flute

The flesh rocket

the fleshy tripod

the fuck stick

the fun rod

The grower

the head

The heat-seeking moisture missile

the hose

The joystick

the King

The knob

the little man in the boat

The love muscle

the magic wand

the main vein

The male member

the man in the boat

The meat whistle

the member

The middle leg

The mighty mite

the old boy

The old man

The one-eyed captain

The one-eyed monster

the one-eyed snake

The one-eyed wonder worm

The package

The peen

The peeper

the pendulum

the peter

The pink cigar

the pink oboe

The pipe

the piston

the pleasure pole

The poker

The pole

the pork sword

the prick

The purple-helmeted warrior

the purple-helmeted warrior of love

The python

The rocket

The rod

The salami

The sausage

The schlong

the scoop

The shaft

The shotgun

The skin flute

The snake

the spitter

the staff of life

the stick

The stiff one

The stinger

the stonker

the sword

The third leg

The tool

The trouser snake

The tube steak

the unit

The wang

the weasel

The wedge

the wee-wee

The weenie

The whopper

The wiener

The wiggle stick

the willy

the wingwang

The womb raider

The wonder worm

The woody

the worm

thingy

Third Leg

Third leg

Thorn

Thrill drill

Throb knob

throbber

Throbbing gristle

Thumper

Thunderbird

Thunderbolt

Thunderstick

Tic Tac

Tickle pickle

Tickler

Tiger

Tiki

Timber

Time machine

Tingler

Tinker

Tinkerbell

tip

Tip drill

Tip of the iceberg

Tipper

Tissue

Titan

Toad

toadstool

todger

Toe

Tool

tooly

tooter

Toothpick

Tootsie roll

Top gun

Torch

Tower

Tower of power

tractor beam

Trafalgar

Treasure

Tree trunk

Tri-pod

Trinket

Trombone

Trouser Snake

Trousersnake

Trumpet

Truncheon

Trunk

Tuba

tube

Tummy banana

Tuna Can

Tuna can

Tuna torpedo

Turgid Trouser Snake

Turgid turtle

turkey

Turkey baster

Turkey neck

Turnip

turtle

Turtleneck

Tusk

twanger

Twig

Twig and Berries

Twig and berries

Twinkie

twinky

Twister

Two ball cane

Two veg and meat

Two-legged Boa

Two-legged tripod

twonker

Umbrella handle

Uncircumcised wonder

Uncle

Uncle Dick

Uncle John

Unit

unmentionables

Uzi

Vainilla

Vainilla Stick

Valiant vein

Veggie

vein

Vein train

Vein train.

Vein-cutter

Vein-erect

Veined custard launcher

VeinMaster 3000

Veiny Victor

Veinzilla

Velvet sword

Vessel

Vienna Sausage

Viking horn

Viking Staff

Vindicator

Vinegar

Violin

Virility

Vixen

Vodka

Volcano

Wally

Wand

wand of light

Wang

wang dang doodle

Wanger

wangle

Wangsta

Wanker

wankie

War club

Warrior

Weapon

Weapon of ass destruction

Weapon of mass destruction

Weapon of Mass Seduction

Wedge

Wee-wee

weenie

weewee

Weiner

wenis

wet noodle

Whacker

Whammer

Whang

Whangdoodle

wheenie

Whip

Whistle

White gold

White Mamba

Whoopie Stick

whopper jr.

widget

Wiener

Wiener Schnitzel

Wiggle stick

wiggle worm

Wiggler

Wiggly

William

Willow

Willpower

Willy

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

willy wonka

Wing wong

wing-wang

Wingman

Winkie

Winky

Winnebago

Winner

Winston

Winston Churchill

Wintermelon

Wisdom Wand

Wise man

Wishbone

wizard sleeve

Wonder Worm

Wood

Woodpecker

Woody

Worm

Wormhole

wormy

Wrecking ball

Wriggler

Wriggly

Wrinkle

wrinklepump

Wrist Rocket

Wyvern

X-factor

Xylophone

Yad

Yak

Yam

yam

Yam bag

Yams

Yang

Yankee doodle

Yard

Yardstick

Yawing Yowie

Yearling

Yellow

Yellow Belly

Yellow Dart

Yellow dragon

Yellow Peril

Yellow Sausage

Yellow submarine

Yen

Yew

Ygdrasil's staff

Yin-yang serpent

yingyang

Yippie

Yipsicle

Yo-yo

Yob

yobbo

Yoda

Yoga stick

Yoghurt Cannon

Yoghurt gun

Yoghurt pistol

Yogurt

Yogurt hose

Yogurt Slinger

Yogurt slinger

Yogurt thrower

Yolk

Yolkstick

Yolky poke

Yoni

yoni stick

Youth

Yoyo

Yuca

Yule log

Yum yum

Yum-yum

Yummy

Zapper

Zealot

Zebedee

Zebracorn horn

zebu

Zen

Zephyr

Zeppelin

Zesty Italian

Zeus

ziggurat

Zigzag

Zilla

Zinger

Zipper

Zipper Ripper

Zipper snake

Zippy

ziz

Zog

zombie

Zombie maker

Zombie stick

Zonker

Zoom Stick

Zoombini

Zoomer

Zoot stick

Zorro

Zucchini

Zygmunt Freud

Zygote poker

Zygotene

dude?

#long post #penis anon

[jae-air]

hii its a bit late for this but can i request a nct and your matching halloween outfits together? 😁

(i literally just died for a while so sry abt that- I'll try my best to fit writing into my schedule but school is just a lot rn)

OFC tysm for sending in the ask ^^

NCT and matching halloween costumes

taeyong: he'd probably do spongebob... he'd be patrick and make you go as spongebob

taeil: he'd either do something really endearing or something really dumb, there's no in-between. It's either sun and moon or the rat and chef from ratatouille...

johnny: omg the amount of ideas i had for this man. I can literally hear him saying "you know ronald mcdonald?? okay now hear me out... him and the kfc guy"

yuta: that one corny costume where one person is the outlet and the other person is the plug... he'd think it was so funny and tell everyone about how it was his idea.

kun: curious george and the man with the yellow hat. he'd make you be george

doyoung: the powerpuff girls (except he'd get mad if he can't be blossom)

ten: an inflatable eggplant and an inflatable peach (like yuta, he'd think it was the funniest thing ever)

jaehyun: you'd be a bag of weed and he'd be the blunt

winwin: ghosts... the tacky ones with that's just a bedsheet with holes in it-

jungwoo: princess peach and daisy... he'd be peach ofc and it would suit him a little too well

lucas: OKAY HEAR ME OUT. bob ross and a tree. like bob painting the tree ykwim? he'd be the tree ofc (bcs he's tall)

mark: justin beiber. that's it, just both of you as justin beiber

xiaojun: SHREK AND FIONA

hendery: one of those horse costumes where you're connected and one person is behind the other.... yeah pretty self explanatory

renjun: silverware, so like he'd be a knife and youd be a spoon or fork or smth

jeno: THOSE INFLATABLE DINO COSTUMES

haechan: A BRA, he's one boob and you're the other one and you're connected by a huge bra. I can totally see it.

jaemin: fairly odd parents :)) he'd let you choose between cosmo and wanda.

yang x2: gru and vector... he'd be gru and know all his lines from the movie by heart-

chenle: THOSE THUMB PEOPLE FROM THE SPY KIDS MOVIE

jisung: fireboy and watergirl, idk it just suits him a lot

shotaro: two traffic cones... that's pretty much it

sungchan: he'd be a deer and you'd be a hunter, he really just wanted an excuse to dress as a deer.

a/n: i apologize for my late timing and lack of humor- I hope you enjoyed tho and if you did maybe like this so I can write more like it :)) /nf

#nct scenarios #nct reactions #nct fluff #taeyong #taeil #johnny #yuta #kun #doyoung #ten #jaehyun #winwin #jungwoo #lucas #mark #xiaojun #hendery #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #yangyang #chenle #jisung #shotaro #sungchan #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct u

[casinotrio1965]

Disney Descendants : Meet Julieanna Foulfellow

Mood Board by @hannahhook7744

Nicknames: Julie , Julie Fox and Jewels Height: 6,0 Eye Color: Green Place Of Birth: Isle of The Lost Hobbies:tap dancing , Singing ,and coning people out of their money

Likes: Hanging out with her 2 dads , Poker , Conning People out of their money , singing and Dancing Dislikes: People who are smarter than her and Authority Figures Favorite musicians: Lesley Gore and Helen Kane Physical Quirks/Scars: Freckles and scar on her left cheek

Family: J. Worthington Foulfellow and Gideon The cat (Adoptive dads ) Friends: Sabina Daughter of Stromboli Occupation: Con Artist and Pick Pocket Favorite Animal: Fox and Cat Favorite Color: spring green Favorite Book: Happy Birthday Kit by Valerie Tripp Favorite Food: green apples Favorite Drink: Root Beer Favorite Movie/TV Show: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and The Cuphead Show Background: Once Upon a Time J. Worthington Foulfellow and his boyfriend/ partner in crime Gideon The cat were off conning and someone left them Baby Julieanna as a debt. They were like 'Uhhhhh....'okay? Well, it works for Bill Sykes. and they've been a trio ever since . ~~Playlist~~

Turnin' Up The Charm by The Cuphead Show

Looking Out For Number One by The Cuphead Show

The Other Side by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul

Counting stars by OneRepublic

I Wanna Be Loved By You by Helen Kane

If we have eachother by Alec Benjamin

Tonight we are victorious by Panic! at the Disco

Devil town by Melanie Martinez

#disney descendants #pinocchio 1940 #disney pinocchio #pinocchio #j. Worthington Foulfellow #foulfellow #honest john #gideon the cat #julieanna foulfellow #descendants #disney descendants fanfiction #disney descendants oc #descendants au

[mountphoenixrp]

The Sunshine Festival is coming up fast! In preparation, you can find the program for the market and concert stage below!

Market Booths:

The Flower Mill Goods/Services: Tiramisu Frozen Coffee in a collectible mason jar; Cold Brew boba tea; Mochi donuts (glazed, strawberry, and lemon).

Lupin’s “Good Looks” Goods/Services: Custom-made headpieces, festival-wear and other clothing. On-the-spot hair and make-up styling.  Specials: 15% for customers who book their first styling appointment with Lupin.

Sweet Spot (Eros’ pop up chocolate and sweets booth) Goods/Services: Fine flower and fruit infused chocolates, light sweet confections and “love dust”. Target practice game with prizes for romantic dates. Specials: Specialty chocolates, dipped fruits, love advice.

Honeypot Brewery & Tapas Goods/Services: Aqua fresca (strawberry, cucumber, lime), burritos, and ceviche. Specials: Double Trouble coupons: for two people to enjoy a full Mexican-style meal for the price of one.

Jinxxed Goods/Services: Bone/tea/tarot readings, candle blessings, spell pouch making. Specials: 40% off crystals with proof of reading(s); free admission to one full moon ritual.

Minx Goods/Services: 360* camera shots: videos made in slow or regular speed to capture your memories from the Sunshine Festival! Specials: One free golden cuddle card! (See Malea for details.)

Marimo Ink Goods/Services: Neck-up piercings (50% off), face/body painting, hand-drawn temporary tattoos, art prints by Marimo Ink artists. Specials: Raffle for the chance to win one of three free tattoos (customers will receive one raffle ticket per piercing purchase, multiple entries allowed); free tattoo consultations.

Maibee Art Goods/Services: All handmade: crochet hats, plushies, blankets; keychains, jewelry, dice; stickers, coasters, prints, paintings; and more! Will do live portraits and synesthesia art. Specials: Buy Two, Get a Third with 10% off; Buy Five, Get a Tiny Crochet Hedgehog Friend.

Stop&Paws Goods/Services: Mini grooming service (brush out & bandannas/bows for pets); Flea & Tick treatment; “Meet the Adoptables” pen; and a pet cool down station with water dishes and a small pool. Specials: Mini grooming service and the flea & tick treatment will both be free, Pet Treats will also be available for free at both the adoptables pen and the cool down station.

Ice Ice Baby Goods/Services: Gourmet ice cream! Specials: Buy one, get one free single scoop cones; 20% off ice cream sundaes.

Black Forest Bakery Goods/Services: Berry and cream mille-feuille, double chocolate eclairs, crème brûlée, cookies and cream cheesecake in mini mason jars. Specials: Buy two, get one free; 20% off cake/event catering orders made at the booth.

Performers:

HEXED (Claire, Cassandra & Charlotte), rock band performance

HEXED will be playing a set of the songs off their latest album, along with a special sneak-peek performance of their upcoming summer single “Bonvoyage”.

Apollo, singing and dancing

Apollo will perform covers of Lizzo's “Juice”, Harry Style's “Late Night Talking”, Marshmello X Jonas Brother's “Leave Before You Love Me”, and Post Malone and Doja Cat's “I Like You”.

Sundrop Thanawat, singing and acoustic guitar

Sundrop will be singing a few songs while sitting and playing his guitar for a musical accompaniment. (There may be some birds flying around with the music as an extra feature. He still needs to ask if they'll help him though.)

Lee Juyeon, dancing

Juyeon will perform a mini showcase of a few songs he thought up his own choreography for. Just showing off his skill as a choreographer and the reason he's a dance instructor and a dancer.

Dakota Kim and Noel Yunuen, singing and dancing

The duo will be dancing and singing covers of “Mirotic” by TVXQ, “View” by SHINee, and “Peaches” by Justin Bieber.

Invidia Duval, Kihara Brighton and Kaya Everly, aerial/dance performance

The trio will perform an aerial and dance performance to: “Cosmic Love” by Florence + The Machine, “Who” by LAUV (feat. BTS), “Jericho” by Iniko, and “Middle of the Night” by Elley Duhe.

Heather Rhodes, Invidia Duval, Hunter Moon and Dakota Kim, singing

The group will be singing: “i’m yours” by Isabel LaRosa, “Tinted Eyes” by DVBBS, “Body” by Sinead Harnett, and “FRZZN” by OZZIE (feat. Teflon Sega).

Vulpe Blanford, ballet performance

Vulpe will be performing his own modernized ballet choreograph to “Experience”, “Elegy for the Arctic” and “Divenire” by Ludovico Einaudi, and “Golden Hour” (instrumental) by Jvke.

Please use this information to plot with as many people as you would like! Employees and performers can have threads where they are working/performing and threads during their days off at the festival, if you’d like.

There is no time limit for threads, but the event will only officially last a week, so make sure to start your threads or whatever else you have in mind once it begins!

Most importantly, of course, have fun!

#mp; event #mp; sunshine festival

[soulyoh]

Confession 0.2

Duncan... being stinky makes sense

Duncan of my version :P

He can't help it , running around everywhere also basically biased on past boyfriends and I be like yummy then gag later on after while 4 days with them.

Sometimes stinky sweat makes my brain want tear you apart and pull out a wedding ring then drag to the church say vows

Musty fog really can be factor to no thoughts just stupid actions

That's why I'm like THAT MAN STINKS AND COURTNEY WOULD RATHER DIED THAN TELLING YOU SHE LOVES HIS MUSTY SWEATY FORM, BLACK ICE AXE SPRAY, AND APOLLO ALUMINUM-FREE DEODORANT FORMULA STICK

A clean Duncan smells like forest pine cones, hints of smoking with fire, red polo cologne known as Polo Red Eau de Toilette, and Axe Phoenix deodorant and vodka with tequila shots somehow

HE SHOWERS BUT AT WHAT CIST EVERYONE SAYS HE DOESN'T!!!

I don't usually sweat everyone gets mad at me after intense workout or 4 hours of labor then I lay down or rest I am sweating like a pig and I'm like ah don't look at me like leaking all the sweat out like nothing

Yes I memorized scents of past lovers, I even memorized their eyes, the way they fell asleep and what they fear most and how wale them up safely from nightmares, and made a mental list of their favorite products to buy them to replace them before they ran out before they notice it.

I used be super hyper focused on being too feminine to scare the gay thoughts away or the mean comments on my body like my version Courtney the need to look perfect always

But

Now I'm mixture of them both lol. I use axe myself lol scares off some they mean men away and I get cute girls to look at me sometimes ❤️ it doesn't help I dress up like them lol homies now out in public with red converse on top.

I hide my hair under my in my black champion snapback and black oversized hoodie usually too with my face mask on sometimes can be confusing experience to people who see me out in the open

Like Courtney will freak out if she thinks she stinky

Based on my personal experience in University I used to have a long routine of 5 days to get ready to even consider going on a date with someone everyday I would brush my teeth three times , twice daily flossing them! A night when I wasn't spending the time with some random guy or person I would have my retainer in at 8:00 with a facial typing away and fixing my papers before they were due in 2 weeks listening to my roommate or letting her explain her essay on the legal system. And as a psychology major and her as the law major or pre-law we actually helped you each other a lot and made sure to find the right etiquette or whatever she needed to make sure she won her fake cases or got the highest grade she could. By university I was c student and burn out hah no more A's and high caliber of life and learn how to calm down and also I realize I wasn't God's gift to man but I could use my ability to copy everyone's energy to use this God complex against others that annoy me often.

Basically: Courtney

5:00am Awake

5:30 am Yoga and pray/fight God again

6:00 to 8:30 am at the gym deadlifting with her best gal

9 long ass shower ritual, goat milk soap bar from Australia, rice water Shampoo and conditioner bar like from kitsch, body scrub lavender of course, then outside of shower routine eye cream for sensitive skin and to lessen dark circles, rose oil like Instituto Espanol Rosa Body Oil then drying herself up putting on Tree Hut’s Vanilla Whipped Body Butter to finally spray once her old rarely used Justin Bieber Someday Eau De Parfum the two sprays of Bath & Body Works A Thousand Wishes Fine Fragrance Mist, shaving/plucking/waxing/ new or fix nails on Thursday to Saturdays, she shaped heart somewhere with purple jewelry of a C

Shower early

Bath rarely afraid of uti her mother told that at a young age she afraid of finding out

Her other rituals usually at night. She carries emergency bags in her thick ass backpack 4 chapsticks 2 unopened different vanilla to mango to cotton candy to pumpkin spice, sewing kit, a mini first aid, 6 water bottles somehow, her lunch, her laptop, spare clothes just incase, and everything else she needs for the day!

#total drama #Confession #duncney #td courtney #rant #courtney total drama #duncan and courtney

[thissugarcane]

Being at the gym on the treadmill is the most boring thing in the ENTIRE WORLD, how does Brian Kinney handle it? (I know how: he likes running and I just walk. but still.)

(can't find the cut tag equivalent so here we go in all our uncut glory. heh. uncut.)

-

"Just get in here," Brian barks into the phone at cynthia. He takes one moment to pray (not pray, never pray, but... hope) she takes this well; another moment to well and truly ask himself if he -- like Justin -- has lost his mind. If maybe Justin's bashing has them both--

Brian cuts that thought off at the pass. Not going there. Nope.

Cynthia hurried into the office, and after seeing Brian's face she turns and closes his door with a little click. Brian audibly inhales, and he watches as Cynthia's face pales.

Oh, she knows him, knows something is up and it's. Yeah. She knows what Justin means to Brian. But, like the exquisitely excellent assistant she is, she waits for him to start.

Softly, Brian asks her, "how quietly can you get me any information on Vangard out of Chicago?"

Cynthia's eyes widen, her lips thin. She blinks. "Are you..." then she trails off. "'My mother isn't well," she tells him.

Meaning: if he's being headhunted, she can't go.

Brian shakes his head. Once. Not what's going on. Cynthia frowns. "Basics should be fine. Give me 24 hours and the morning tomorrow."

"Bring it by the loft tomorrow night?" He requests, just as quietly as he's said everything.

"You'll explain the cone of silence?" Cynthia says.

Brian nods, then hesitates. "If I fucking can."

It's Justin's story to tell, but he's been remarkably forthcoming now he's in it, in it. He's answered any and all questions Brian's put to him -- some with more detail than he wanted.

Would he admit to Cynthia that the information about Marty looking for a buyer came from time travel? Unknown. Brian's too close to it to be objective, to evaluate, and he realizes -- he wants Cynthia to know. She's logical, ruthless like he is, but relatively uninvested.

"Justin will be there," Brian mumbles -- and that's about all the confession he can take and verbally shoves her out of the office

#qaf #britin #queer as folk #time travel my beloved #my fic #why do i do this to myself

[rhythm-catsandwine]

Fan

Notes: Or the one where you can't tell if it's the heat or beer getting to them. Oh and IPA jokes. Dink the pinecone and keep going.

It was hot and the air from the fan felt like satans fart. Inside temps that would make a global warming denier question everything drained them of any little energy, they had left. The gig was over and the cooler full of ice had lost half its beer in 60 seconds flat.  Danny had a beer bottle in one hand and another held against the back of his neck. Rivers of condensation and sweat ran down his back. The blue sleeveless shirt with a Jayhawk on it clung like a second skin. “Get the one in the corner. It’s from a brewery in KC.” He watched Adam sort through cubes of frozen water. “It’s better than the horse piss they call beer.” He tilted his head to the owners of the place. “There’s nothing else to drink. I checked.”

“Sure it’s good if you like drinking pine cones covered in citrus juice.” Maynard smirked. 

“I think it’s called an IPA.” Adam took his first drink of alcohol in months. 

“If it is true and you are what you eat. Don’t come crying to me when you turn into a pinecone.” Maynard opened a bottle of Chardonnay he got from seemingly nowhere. 

“Least you don’t have curls,” Justin complained. 

“Curly Q can’t stand the heat?” Danny tossed one beer in the bin and then grabbed another. ‘Or is that the Brit in ya?”

The metal propeller out of water sputtered and slowed to a halt. “Bloody fan stopped.”

“Then maybe we’ll all die and then haunt this place until the end of the universe. “ Adam was already halfway through the hazy golden liquid in a bottle. “What would it be like to be a ghost?”

“Floaty?” Maynard drank from the bottle like it was fancy grape juice. 

“That’s being drunk.”

“Some theories say ghosts don't know they are dead. Or if they are intelligent then they go between worlds through a portal.” Danny explained.

“The portal here would be satans ass.” 

“Satan my ass.”

“Wot?”

“Danny gets delusional when he drinks too much.”

“Maynard gets easy.”

“You get easy.” Danny countered. 

“You both start acting like cats in heat.” Adam had a quarter of beer left.

“How much did you have to drink or does Chewbaccas wilt in heat?” Danny opened yet another beer.

“Where’d Justin go?” Maynard looked around. 

“Aliens!”

“Apparently the little green men got them both.”

"Spontaneous combustion?"

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Post Modern Art

Escaping Confines of Museum

City, Michael Heizer. Located in Garden Valley, a desert valley in rural Lincoln County in the U.S. state of Nevada. land art sculpture. 1970-2022

Collapsing Boundaries Between High and Low

Curious Kitten watercolor painting is a painting by Svetlana Novikova which was uploaded on February 23rd, 2013.

Rejecting Originality

Andy Warhol 1928–1987. Silkscreen ink and acrylic paint on 2 canvases. 1982

Jouissance

Fred Tomaselli, 2014, 60″ x 84″, photo-collage, leaves, acrylic and resin on wood panel, © 2014, courtesy of James Cohan Gallery and the artist

Working Collaboratively

Meow Wolf. Sept. 13, 2021.

Adam Christopher

Andi Todaro

Ashley Frazier, Michael Sperandeo

Brandan Styles "Bzurk”, Ellie Rusinova

Brian Corrigan

Cal Duran, David Ocelotl Garcia

Cami Galofre

Chris Bagley

Christopher Owen Nelson

Christopher Short

Collin Parson

Corrina Espinosa

Dan Taro

David Farquharson

Dice 51

Douglas A. Schenck “DAS”

Dylan Gebbia-Richards

Frankie Toan

Ian McKenna

Jaime Molina, Pedro Barrios

Jennifer Pettus

Jess Webb

Jodi Stuart, Libby Barbee

Joseph Lamar

Joshua Goss

JUHB.

Justin Camilli

Justin Gitlin aka Cacheflowe

Kalyn Heffernan, Gregg Ziemba

Katy Zimmerman, Erika Wurth

Kia Neill

Kristin Stransky

Laaiaim Mayer

Lauri Lynnxe Murphy

LORDSCIENCE UNIVERSAL

Lumonics

Marjorie Lair, Kyle Vincent Singer

Maya Linke

Myah Sarles

Nicole Banowetz

Nolan Tredway

Ramón Bonilla

Reed Fox, Ben Weirich

Sabin Aell, Randy Rushton

Scott Hildebrandt

Sean Peuquet

Shayna Cohn

Sigrid Sarda

Sofie Birkin

Thomas Scharfenberg

Viviane Le Courtois

Wanderweird

Wynn Earl Buzzell Jr.

Andrew Novick, Pamela Webb, Robert Ayala

bearwarp

Chad Colby, Lexis Loeb, Hayley Kirkman

Charles Kern, Ty Holter, Ben Jackson, Rachel Bilys, Brett Sasine

Demiurge LLC: Joe Riche and Wynn Buzzell

Eriko Tsogo, Jennifer Tsogo, Tsogo Mijid, Batochir Batkhishig

F. Ria Khan, Armon Naein, Blake Gambel, Calvin Logan, Charles Candon, Harrison Bolin, Luke Collier, Maria Deslis, Sky Johnson, Sofia Rubio-Topete

Ladies Fancywork Society

Merhia Wiese, Annabelle Wiese, Maggie Wiese, Eunseo Zoey Kim, Dan Griner

Mike Lustig, Mitch Hoffman, Tim Omspach, Nathan Koral, Evan Beloni, Ryan Elmendorf, Scott Wilson, Charlis Robbins

Molina Speaks, Stevon Lucero, DJ Icewater, Felix "Fast4ward" Ayodele, Diles, Emily Swank

Oren Lomena, Alaine "Skeena" Rodriguez, Alius Hu

Peniel Apantenco, Kim Shively, Colin Richard Ferguson Ward,  (In memoriam)

Sam Caudill, Sean Louis Rove, Juancristobal Hernández

Secret Love Collective: Katy Batsel, Lares Feliciano, Colby Graham, Piper Rose, Frankie Toan, Katy Zimmerman, Lauren Zwicky, Genevieve Waller

The Church of Many: Andrea Thurber, Elsa Carenbauer, Anna Goss, Maddi Waneka and Emily Merlin

Waffle Cone Club: Kyle Vincent Singer, Scott Kreider, Marjorie Lair

Everything is Terrible!

Kevin Bourland

Michael Lujan

Moment Factory

Nina Mastrangelo

Scott Geary, Wayne Geary, Gary Ashkin

Appropriating

Paneel "Rehearsal for an Icon 2001 - Mona Lisa" von Olbinski, Grafikdruck. Digital Print

Hybridizing

Untitled (Studio)2014

Kerry James Marshall

Simulating

Andy Warhol (American, 1928–1987) 1962. Synthetic polymer paint on thirty-two canvases, Each canvas 20 x 16" (50.8 x 40.6 cm). Overall installation with 3" between each panel is 97" high x 163" wide

Mixing Media

Mama, Mummy and Mamma (Predecessors #2)

Njideka Akunyili Crosby. 2014

Layering

Zephyrus Rising, 2022. Acrylic on Acrylic. 32 × 16 × 22 in Duncan McDaniel

Mixing Codes

Recontextualizing

 Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, 1503-6; On Winnie: Denis Colomb stoles (worn as a headdress, top and sleeves) 

Confronting the Gaze

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad David Ayer 2016 (left), Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey Cathy Yann 2021 (right)

Facing Abject

Jane Alexander, Butcher Boys, 1985/86, mixed media (Iziko South African National Gallery, Cape Town, photo: Goggins World, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

Constructing Identities

Creating Metaphors

Martin Puryear. Ladder for Booker T. Washington, detail, 1996. Installation view at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth, Texas. 2003

Using Narratives

Damien Hirst The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living, 2013 Lentikulardruck80 x 120 cm

Irony, Parody, Parody Dissonance

A Subtlety, or the Marvelous Sugar Baby (2014). Kara Walker Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

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