Phoenix: Welp, it's 2024.
Handler: Indeed.
Phoenix *checking watch*: Still no lake full of acid.
Handler *examining the sky*: Zero-percent chance of drills in the forecast, I'm afraid.
Phoenix: Y'know, I have been underwater in Zoraxis equipment twice now, and I haven't seen a single shark.
Handler *exaggerated surprise*: Really? Not even one teensy little shark?
Phoenix *exaggerated consternation*: Not a dang one!
Dr. Zor *furious*: THE SONG WAS FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT LITERALLY!
Handler: Any sawblades?
Phoenix: Only offscreen.
Dr. Zor *sulking*: Just you wait, I am tripling the number of lasers in the next game...
COME ON CHELSEA SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH TO ME HEARD YOU SPENT TWO WHOLE SEMESTERS DRINKING WINE WHILE I WAS STUCK IN JERSEY TRYNA MAKE SOME MONEY GUESS IM JUST ANOTHER THING YOU LEFT BEHIND
First page of autograph manuscript of Fugue in A-flat major, Book 2 of the Well Tempered Clavier – Johann Sebastian Bach // The opening page of Agricola's Missa Malheur me bat – Alexander Agricola // Sheet music for May-Song by Edward Elgar, illustrated – Walter Crane // Score of the popular song “Il miobene l'è andà via” harmonized for piano and voice – unknown artist // Manuscript du quatuor opus 32 n.5 of Boccherini (minuet) // Oft in the stilly night arranged for the Spanish guitar – B.F. Peale // Sheet music for "The King's Breakfast” – Ernest Howard Shepard // Candy Kisses – André De Takacs // Just a Girl that Men Forget – unknown artist // The Song – Maisie Peters
Nothing more jarring than being a kid loving a band for years and finally being old enough to start joining social medias to see what other fans have to say and they're all saying your fave album is actually their worst and is terrible and ew why did they even release this rubbish